Jesus Christ vs. Jerome Smith

[headscratcher4]

http://www.jesusvsjerome.com/

Now, if this doesn't clear everything up...likely nothing will. ;)

[grayman]

My head hurts trying to read that. Is it supposed to be like the Bible code squared? Jesus in the N.Y. Times puzzle?

:boggled:

[Marquis de Carabas]

All I know is my new catchphrase is "Volcano washout!"

[triadboy]

The "virgin" Mary apparently gave birth to 7 more gods after Jesus. One of them is named Michael Angelo. :)

[Bigt]

This guy lives within 60 miles of me! It's possible that someday I could interact with him! I'll have to be very, very careful .....

I do like that he got Three Card Monte in his explanation of I don't know what. My favorite quote of what I read:


So now the plan is to destroy me and to install Donald Trump as God. Trump, Jesus` boyfriend.

[Hokulele]

I will have to agree with Jesus though, this guy is a Pointless Staff Officer.

[JimBenArm]

He got this from a NYTimes crossword?

Man, and all this time I was under the impression they were just puzzles. Didn't know Jesus was sending me secret decoder ring messages!

Dang, I miss all the good stuff.

[Marquis de Carabas]

The "virgin" Mary apparently gave birth to 7 more gods after Jesus. One of them is named Michael Angelo. :)
I once had a student named Michael Angelo. Wonder if it's the same guy. He was pretty intelligent, but the only divine light he seemed to emit was the reflection off his bald pate.

You will also note that she gave birth to William Shakespeare and the author, and that William Shakespeare is the author's father. Kinky.

[Wolfman]

Hamlet is the god of the planet Pluto...but as we all know, Pluto is no longer a planet! The puzzle has been revealed! Ten days of revelation! Me, the only God, the seventh Son of God! Tom Cruise is an unholy imposter! He jumped on Oprah's couch, and Oprah proclaimed Martin Luther King as God!

Michael Angelo, God of Mercury, suffers from flatulence! You can see it in the images from NASA! He is the secret lover of Britney Spears, who shaved her head to rid herself of the locks of confusion, and reveal the secret! Exclamation marks give me a hard on! They even look like a hard on! The Virgin Marian and Maid Marian are the same person! Robin Hood had carnal relations with God's mother!

The F.B.I. and the C.I.A. had sex with each other! I know you will say that they are not a person, but I tell you that they are! Their offspring will be the revealed in an upcoming episode of Survivor! Watch for the puzzle to be revealed! I'm sitting naked in front of my computer right now!