Where can I sign up to be a government shill?

[1337m4n]

According to some Conspiracy Theorists, the government pays people to debunk conspiracy theories (or "hide the truth", as they say).

I want to know where do I sign up.

[AZCat]

According to some Conspiracy Theorists, the government pays people to debunk conspiracy theories (or "hide the truth", as they say).

I want to know where do I sign up.

You don't contact "them"; they contact you.

[Brainache]

Try your local Synagogue or Masonic Centre. That's what I did. All you need to do is offer your firstborn child as collateral and you get a free bagel.

[JimBenArm]

Forms are available at your local post office. Those without forms must appear, however briefly, at the bureau's office on Wooker Street.

[CHF]

They sent me an application form in the mail. I normally throw out junk mail but the picture of a giant owl on the envelope really got my attention.

Join the NWO Shill Club today and get discounts on everything, including 20% off all Amazon.ca purchases

How could I say no to that?

[stilicho]

Well, and people keep asking: "Who benefitted most from 9/11?" I'd have to say it's Mike Ruppert and Alex Jones so far. And they pretty much define the word "shill".

[rwguinn]

What a bunch of Disinfo agents you guys turn out to be!
When the voice from the alley in Quebec, at 10:00PM on a moonless Friday in November offers to sell you French Postcards, merely say "The Timex keeps ticking, but a Rolex is forever"
Give the guy your full banking account and transfer numbers, and you're in!

[Orphia Nay]

Just keep debunking twoofers and sooner or later, massive cheques will start arriving in the mail.

What? Isn't that one thing we can tell twoofers that might turn them over to the dark side, or at least stop them writing such drivel? :)

[LashL]

According to some Conspiracy Theorists, the government pays people to debunk conspiracy theories (or "hide the truth", as they say).

I want to know where do I sign up.

The real answer to your question is, "It depends."

However, I am not at liberty to tell you what it depends upon.

[The Silver Shadow]

I've been getting the checks, but then I demanded a direct deposit to my account but it was unsuccessful. Has the NWO pulled the direct deposit function out?

[The Silver Shadow]

Also, you will be receiving checks after the NWO gives you your orientation in Las Vegas.

[Triterope]

The NWO only pays for original debunking material. 9-11, for example, has been pretty thoroughly farmed out. To make the real money, you need to do pioneering debunk work. If you're looking for a subject, I suggest the Taco Hut bombing of 2009.

Also, it helps to have connections.

[AZCat]

The NWO only pays for original debunking material. 9-11, for example, has been pretty thoroughly farmed out. To make the real money, you need to do pioneering debunk work. If you're looking for a subject, I suggest the Taco Hut bombing of 2009.

Also, it helps to have connections.

I got lucky and cashed in by debunking the myth that the ball of twine that resides in Cawker City, Kansas (http://kansastravel.org/balloftwine.htm), was actually a sentient alien being. Unfortunately this didn't rate very high on the NWO's "Black List" so my checks only total $1.43 per month.

[Triterope]

I got lucky and cashed in by debunking the myth that the ball of twine that resides in Cawker City, Kansas (http://kansastravel.org/balloftwine.htm), was actually a sentient alien being. Unfortunately this didn't rate very high on the NWO's "Black List" so my checks only total $1.43 per month.

You know, I always wondered why Weird Al Yankovic did that song "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota." Clearly, it was a disinfo campaign to attract attention away from the ball's true location. I bet he gets more than $1.43 a month. Especially if you count song royalties.

[AZCat]

You know, I always wondered why Weird Al Yankovic did that song "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota." Clearly, it was a disinfo campaign to attract attention away from the ball's true location. I bet he gets more than $1.43 a month. Especially if you count song royalties.

He's in the NWO Disinfo Hall of Fame for that manouever (right next to Ronald MacDonald's award for implanting RFID chips in all those kids).

[Jonnyclueless]

According to a CTer I am in the CIA internet brigade!

[fezzic]

According to a CTer I am in the CIA internet brigade!

You could retort, "just what I'd expect of a NWO infiltrator". :)

[Alareth]

Becoming a shill is easier that everyone would lead you to believe. It's a very simple two step process.

Step 1: Register at the Loose Change Forums
Step 2: Pick a thread at random and disagree with the OP

Congratulations, you are now a shill and your checks will begin mailing as soon as you are banned.

[Jonnyclueless]

If I wasn't so lazy, I would set up a shills for 9/11 lies web site.

Thought not related, I had a client today tell me that he learned on YouTube that JFK was shot by his driver. And he was completely serious.

[uk_dave]

Ordinary Joe: "Oh man, that internets thing, that's the ****, you know? I was looking at some bad **** the other day. I mean, forget your teen girls doing things with kitchen equipment, I'm talking about seriously bad ****, involving, like, the government and stuff. There's these tubes what show videos. Can't remember the name of the site but you can find it by googling "lubricant" ...least that's how I found it. Google's a search page by the way. In case you're not savvy with all the jargon. Anyway, so I find this tube site full of videos and **** and I start clickin' here and clickin' there and pretty soon I got bouncy breasts all over my screen, man! It was wild. But you know, there's only so many boobs that can satisfy a man, if you know what I mean, so I started clicking other crazy ****. Kids getting slapped. Animals attacking kids. Kids attacking animals. Crazy man. Then I come across this video about, kennedy, you know? The one that was shot in the library in texas? Well, I'm pretty sure I'd seen some of this before on tv, 60 minutes or some such, but couldn't be bothered to watch it at the time. So someone's put it on this tube site and the beauty is you can watch it whenever you want. Free! It's the **** man, I tell you. Anyway, so this video is basically saying that it was a coverup and there must have been more people involved because they buried the car. Something like that. Anyway you should watch it some time. There's another one called 'loose money' or something, supposed to be good. But I might take the new Paris Hilton one instead. Man, that chick can suck like a vac.....ahhh here we are. That'll be $16.70 ex tip, thank you sir."