Blame it on Canada!

[Foolmewunz]

This guy doesn't know how to write a headline, obviously. "Nova Scotia Complicit in 9/11".... sounds like the population of the province was somehow involved, maybe the provincial government?

Nice loons you guys grow up north! This one's a classic "I know a guy who knew a guy who had a friend who knew a guy and they had a meeting so the meeting must have been about something EVIL I can tell you because why else would there be a meeting, huh tell me that?" Yeah, now the entire G8 were in on it, and the first ministers all sat around eating boiled lobster and chuckling about their success!

I like the smarmy comments about the memorial to the Swissair flight. "To sell us hotdogs...."(I paraphrase).... Yeah, the Group of Eight blew up a plane, attacked the WTC and Pentagon, and now are concerned about concession stand revenues in Peggy's Cove, NS!

Sure, I believe it.

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I can't get the YouTube box to work because the code isn't quite like the usual mishmash of letters, so I left it as a link. If someone could correct it, would be appreciated.


ETA: ONE HOUR LATER. GUMBOOT (VERY NICELY NOT CALLING ME A DOLT, I SHOULD ADD) FIXED THE LINK. IT WAS GOOGLE VIDEO, THUS "GV" INSTEAD OF "YT".... THANX ANDREW

I found it compliments of a noob over at LCF.

>TAM - They even mention Newfoundland!!!! I knew there was something suspicious about the movements of the cod fleet!

[Alareth]

There is no conspiracy that is so complex as to be unbelievable.

[Foolmewunz]

There is no conspiracy that is so complex as to be unbelievable.

With the understanding that the more unbelievable and improbable it is, and the more insane "evidence" they use - the credibility seems to go up about ten-fold in the those with a conspiracist mindset.

I mean.... the G8 and hot dog sales, for ed's sake!

[Corsair 115]

Nice loons you guys grow up north! On behalf of us sane citizens, let me apologize for the not-so-sane folks.

[Hokulele]

Did someone mention hot dogs? Is it dinner time yet?

[Foolmewunz]

Did someone mention hot dogs? Is it dinner time yet?

Why sure, "....and here at NWO Wienies, you get the added satisfaction that four percent of every purchase goes towards putting a hungry Rotthschild heir through school."

"Hey, Bernie, gimme two with mustard and relish, and oh, invade Turkmenistan while you're at it."

[Alareth]

Did someone mention hot dogs? Is it dinner time yet?

You aren't done with that Boudin yet dear ...

[LashL]

Yeow - what a raving loon.

Well, nobody ever said that this country didn't have its share of loons - hell, we commemorated them on our dollar coin.... ;)

[gumboot]

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-Gumboot

[Foolmewunz]

Embedded:

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-Gumboot

Arrrrgh! It was "gv" and not "yt". Fixing the OP, next.... Thanx Gumboot (I think....)

:spjimlad:

[SpitfireIX]

On behalf of us sane citizens, let me apologize for the not-so-sane folks.


You should have apologized for Doug Plumb. I think he's by far the scariest Canadian "truther" I've ever encountered, not just for his extremely woo-woo ideas, but because he's also an electrical engineer. :tinfoil :tinfoil

In the interest of full disclosure, I should mention that Arthur Butz, a leading Holocaust denier, is a tenured professor of electrical engineering at Northwestern University. :tinfoil :tinfoil

Makes me glad I'm studying mechanical engineering. (And for the record, Judy Wood doesn't actually have any ME degrees. :p )

[T.A.M.]

She is a freaking loon - first class. Yes we have then here as well. Fortunately, they are very rare, and usually get laughed at by the majority of us, who remain sane.

Funny, I am trying to place here location, but it is unfamiliar. It may be just up from Halifax harbour but I cannot tell.

No country is free from the lunacy.

TAM:)

[gumboot]

So obviously bat guano insanity is a North American trait rather than just a trait of the USA. :p

Stupidity knows no borders.

-Gumboot

[T.A.M.]

No, someone must have slipped her the red pill at "The Palace" last night.

TAM:)

[NoZed Avenger]

Seems like everything's gone wrong
since Canada came along.

[Unsecured Coins]

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[maccy]

Funny, I am trying to place here location, but it is unfamiliar. It may be just up from Halifax harbour but I cannot tell.

She's in London...

...and not the one in Ontario.

She mentions the UK in the clip, and the description on Google Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5525301704765418137&hl=en), she's talking to Brian Haw, so I'm guessing it was filmed in Parliament Square.

[T.A.M.]

So she is in London, UK, bitching about the Nova Scotia connection to 9/11. Well at least I am not going insane when I couldnt recognize where she was...lol

TAM:)

[porch]

No, someone must have slipped her the red pill at "The Palace" last night.

TAM:)

I think roofies are usually the slippage-pill of choice around the Palace, but she obviously got a dose of something. Maybe her drink was spiked with a troofie?

Interestingly enough we later researched that gold owned by the Bank of Nova Scotia was housed in the trade towers.

Yet another, uh, piece of the puzzle that leaves me saying, ". . . and?" Considering her powers of deduction, I wonder if she was amongst the protesters here in Halifax last weekend declaring "Atlantica = Genocide!" Cause the people gotta know.

[Corsair 115]

You should have apologized for Doug Plumb.Hey, I can only offer up so many apologies in one week! (It's an unwritten Canadian law, only a set number of apologies per week.)

[LashL]

Hey, I can only offer up so many apologies in one week! (It's an unwritten Canadian law, only a set number of apologies per week.)

Okay, I'll apologize for Doug Plumb since I haven't used up my quota for the week yet. ;)

[SpitfireIX]

Okay, I'll apologize for Doug Plumb since I haven't used up my quota for the week yet. ;)


Apology accepted. I apologize for---damn, the list is too long to type. :faint:

[Foolmewunz]

Canajuns and apologies.....

National Lampoon in 1968 in their issue dedicated to the "Sleeping Giant on Your Doorstep".... A lot of the original writers had Canadian roots or connections....

Riddles:
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a tiger?
I don't know but when it talks, you better listen.

What do you get if you cross two Canadians?
Righteous indignation and a letter to the Ottawa Citizen.

Why is Canada always shown pink on world maps?
International embarassment.

[T.A.M.]

How can you tell the difference between a Canadian and an American when you insult them?

American Reply: Where is my gun?
Canadian Reply: Where is my pen?

TAM;)

[LashL]

I'll play along with another U.S. vs. Canada joke :)

Radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland.

CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call.

[LashL]

And for good measure, one more that is not a U.S. vs. Canada joke, but just a Canuck joke :)

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbour, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"

The neighbour says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head and says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

[Foolmewunz]

Unique Trivia About Canada

Nation with largest French-speaking population never to have surrendered to Germany.

[Pardalis]

I will never surrender. :cool:





Not even to Childlike...

[Blue Mountain]

The quintessential Canadian joke:

"The world will end at 8:00 PM. 8:30 in Newfoundland."

[uk_dave]

Ahhhhh but were they ever given the opportunity? :D

[Foolmewunz]

Methinks we're running the risk of being removed to......

Oh, the ignominy.....
















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