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kookbreaker
25th June 2007, 10:52 AM
Oh noes! FEMA death camps are being delivered in small package form! They're setting us up for a massacre by mini-medicine bottle. Everybody Scream!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/kookbreaker/OMGNWOBOX.jpg
Unsecured Coins
25th June 2007, 10:56 AM
dude!! i got that same box on my door! I opened it, and there was a bag of cocaine in it!!

I think it was cocaine. Smelled like it, anyway.... *shrug*
Brattus
25th June 2007, 12:50 PM
Oh Man! I hope I'm not to late about this! That box is for gathering DNA samples from you by the government.
DO NOT! I repeat DO NOT have sex with that box! That's how they caught me!
twinstead
25th June 2007, 12:56 PM
Oh Man! I hope I'm not to late about this! That box is for gathering DNA samples from you by the government.
DO NOT! I repeat DO NOT have sex with that box! That's how they caught me!

Oh, sure NOW you tell me...
Unsecured Coins
25th June 2007, 01:03 PM
Oh, sure NOW you tell me...

Hey, we tried, but when you started, by the time we said "hey, don't do that..." you were already done.
Nim Chimpsky
25th June 2007, 01:15 PM
dude!! i got that same box on my door! I opened it, and there was a bag of cocaine in it!!

It must depend on your area of the country. Mine had a self-implanting-micro-chip. It was sort of like the Matrix....the instructions said to either stick it in your ear or shove it up your ***.

FEMA's talkin' smart at me....