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kookbreaker
12th July 2007, 08:58 AM
I was talking with my Mom a couple of days ago and we discussed the church fire that took place about 10 years ago not 1/2 a block from the house I grew up in (and where my parents still live).

A picture of the church can be seen here (http://www.trinitycentercity.org/newsletters.php)

One of the things that was mentioned as a 'big event' of the fire was when the slate roof slid on the top of the church off, all at once.

Troothers without any knowledge of structural engineering complain that all the columns in the core of the towers could not have failed at once, and so the building should have tipped over or some other nonsense.

Now, slate roofs are held on with nails, usually galvanized steel nails. How is it that all these nails failed at once? Because the entire slate roof, despite being hundreds of individual slates held on with hudreds more nails, slid of as if it were one piece, on both sides of the slanted roof no less.

So was Trinity Memorial an inside job?

cloudshipsrule
12th July 2007, 11:20 AM
Fire Does Not Melt Steel Nails.

kookbreaker
12th July 2007, 12:10 PM
And yet they failed! All of them! The only answer? Church roof thermite!

Gravy
12th July 2007, 03:40 PM
You're forgetting the possibility that baby Jeebus hates slate roofs.

uk_dave
12th July 2007, 03:45 PM
Could be that the slates were laid on battens, counterbattens and a sarking board or structural deck supported by the roof structure. If the sarking or deck lets go of the roof timbers then it could slide off.

Alternatively, if it's a very old roof the slates could be stuck together with litchen or moss.

Or it was the hand of god

or the foot of monty python

oh I don't bloody know, stop asking me questions.....

jhunter1163
12th July 2007, 04:41 PM
Did they find any nails in the wreckage? No! They were all DUSTIFIED!

Obviously an early test of the WTC Killin' Beam Weapon O' Doom.

JimBenArm
12th July 2007, 05:59 PM
I just want to know if they slid into their own footprints. Oh, and did the nails have concrete cores? I remember a documentary on it...

A W Smith
12th July 2007, 06:20 PM
was it a top down slate demolition? or did the slate slide start from the bottom at free fall speed when demolition charges were planted at every course of slate tiles?? :jaw-dropp

Also was the mopmaster in the rectory when he heard the explosions?

qarnos
12th July 2007, 06:23 PM
Could be that the slates were laid on battens, counterbattens and a sarking board or structural deck supported by the roof structure. If the sarking or deck lets go of the roof timbers then it could slide off.

Alternatively, if it's a very old roof the slates could be stuck together with litchen or moss.

Or it was the hand of god

or the foot of monty python

oh I don't bloody know, stop asking me questions.....

No, God only helps Argentina win football games.

PhantomWolf
12th July 2007, 07:34 PM
One of the things that was mentioned as a 'big event' of the fire was when the slate roof slid on the top of the church off, all at once.

or perhaps.....

One of the things that was mentioned as a 'big event' of the fire was when the slate roof on the top of the church slid off, all at once.