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Crungy
12th July 2007, 12:27 PM
I play in 16" softball league in Grant Park on wednesdays http://www.wadepmoore.com/softball/. I always make the trek from my office over on Lake and Michigan to fields via beautiful Michigan Avenue. Yesterday, in front of the art institute, they were there. My very first troofer sighting. About 5 or 6 white males around 20 years of age holding up black "9-11 Was an Inside Job" signs and shouting nonsense at passerbys. One guy had a drum and was providing an offbeat soundtrack.

I've been in the big city and usually ignore the various kooks, but this time I turned around and told them, "I work in the industry. I'm a mechanical engineer at a large architectural/engineering firm. We're building a 90 story building over on Wacker Dr. You know everyone in the design industry thinks that you're a complete bunch of ignorant idiots." Immediately the woo-woo was launched my way.

"Do you know about architects and engineers for truth?" I tried to remember Richard Gage's name, but couldn't so just replied "Yes, it's run by a coupla idiots."

"Do you know that in the history of skyscrapers. No steel building has ever collapsed from fire?" Ah well, no building has ever had a 767 flying at 500 mph with a near full capacity fuel load? I mentioned the steel collapse of the Madrid building and told them that the concrete stuctural portion was the only thing holding up the building. "Nope, that's not true!" came back the reply.

"How is it possible that all the concrete in the towers were pulvarized?" I barked back with, "What are you guys into Judy Wood?". "No, no, no we're against her!" they said. Ok, at least they're not the extreme fringe of troothers. I pointed to the 83 story Aon Center just blocks away http://www.emporis.com/en/wm/bu/?id=116756 and asked them to imagine all of the drywall and furnishing in there and what would happen to it if the building collapsed in a similar top down manner as the towers. I also told them of the large pile of debri(forgot exactly how many stories) left by the towers.

"Did you see the 45 degree angle cuts of the steel? ONLY THERMITE CAN DO THAT!" I told them that pictures taken from the days following the tower collapse show workers cutting some of the steel beams in a 45 angle manner. It was still a rescue operation at that point and workers were frantically working around the clock to clear debri. "Nope, there are no pictures showing that!" was their response.

"What about the WTC7 building? How did that collapse?" Ah, I think the enorumous structual damage inflicted by the collapse of the tower coupled with the diesel fuel (I explained that WTC7 held the emergency diesel gensets used to backup the WTC complex) supplied fires had something to do with WTC7 going down. "The towers never even hit WTC7!" Oh, boy. We're in serious denial here. I told them about pictures showing the damage to WTC7 and told them to look at the Aon Center building and to imagine that falling partially on a neighbooring building. Would they want to stay in the damaged building? They also asked me what would the diesel fuel do? I explained that I've designed dozens of diesel emergency gensets around Illinois. I stumbled a bit trying to come up with the exact amount of floors damaged and the total amount of diesel fuel located in WTC7.

One of the more emotional dudes told me that the only way that the towers could fall so perfectly in it's own footprint could only be from a controlled implosion. I told them that the fall wasn't perfect, as there was damage all over the WTC complex. They said "Not true!" I told them of the enormous potential energy stored in the towers above the plane impact point and that once the supports were cut, gravity would take its course and straight down was the only way the building was traveling. I asked him how would he expect it to fall. Ok, so this young kid tells me that he is going to school with a goal of getting his masters in architecture. He took out the 3 foot post holding one end of his sign, tilted it about 20 degrees from the vertical and arrogantly asked me to identify the center of gravity. I immediately did (duh!), which surprised him. He then let go of the post and gravity took her course. "So, the towers should've fallen like a tree?". "Yes!" came back the response. You can't make this stuff up. These kids were a real life Scooby Doo episode. I was waiting for the Mystery Machine to come screaming down Michigan at any moment.

The whole time one of the twoofers is filming it. Great. I'll wind up on some heavily edited Youtube clip. I really wish I had Gravy's folder and was prepared for debate. They were just shouting the same old tired slogans over and over with little knowledge of the (il)logic behind them.

On a positive note, we won in softball 16-11. I went 3 for 4. :cool:

Lurker
12th July 2007, 12:39 PM
I really hope that kid does go to school for architecture and/or engineering. He'll learn that buildings just don't fall over like trees.

Actually, maybe you should have countered with, "No high rise steel building has ever fallen over like a tree." After all, it is what they seem to think would happen.

Lurker

CHF
12th July 2007, 02:03 PM
Looks like twoofers are just as dumb in Chicago as they are in Toronto.

I also noticed the disproportionate number of young males in this "movement." I hope they know that most women find those black t-shirts kinda creepy.

The whole time one of the twoofers is filming it. Great. I'll wind up on some heavily edited Youtube clip.

No, you probably won't. Toronto 9/11 truth filmed me schooling them last month and elected to put up a video of them handing out flyers instead.

Crungy
16th July 2007, 08:01 PM
A Screw Loose Change blog entry shows pictures of various Mystery Machine rejects, which look similar to what I encountered last week. Was this supposed to be some sort of nationwide 9/11 twoof march? Are the young Shaggys going to be doing this every week? Anyone else have any encounters similar to mine last week?

I almost wanna reach my hand out to the dude studying architecture (if he's telling the truth) and offer to help him find a job on the condition that he presents his controlled demolition theory to his prospective co-workers...complete with twin tower falling stick example...

T.A.M.
16th July 2007, 08:04 PM
I believe they are called "Truth Squads"...lol

TAM:)

WildCat
16th July 2007, 08:15 PM
Nooooooooo! Not in Chicago!

:mad:

Crungy
16th July 2007, 08:26 PM
Nooooooooo! Not in Chicago!

:mad:


I bet they even put ketchup on their hot dogs...:p

WildCat
16th July 2007, 08:30 PM
I bet they even put ketchup on their hot dogs...:p
Undoubtedly, the sick bastards! Nothing is sacred to them...

LashL
16th July 2007, 08:34 PM
Sounds like you had a blast, Crungy :D

I am hoping that the Toronto troofers have a meetup on August 11 since that is a Saturday and I will be more likely to be able to make it to their gathering. (They have staged small meetups on the 11th for the past couple of months, which CHF attended, and they managed to attract all of 5 troofers last week!)

And congrats on the baseball game, too.

T.A.M.
16th July 2007, 08:39 PM
come on LashL...you are Canadian, you know softball IS NOT baseball...lol

TAM;)

LashL
16th July 2007, 09:17 PM
come on LashL...you are Canadian, you know softball IS NOT baseball...lol

TAM;)

Ack! Bite your tongue! I've been playing softball for 3 decades :p

Crungy
16th July 2007, 09:24 PM
Ack! Bite your tongue! I've been playing softball for 3 decades :p

There's softball and there is Chicago 16" softball....The Clincher! :cool: The first field shown is mine. Pretty cool backdrop, eh? If the twoof squad shows up, I'm teein' off on their underage asses!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/specials/broadband/chi-softball-flashhtml,1,5197413.htmlstory

WildCat
16th July 2007, 09:25 PM
Ack! Bite your tongue! I've been playing softball for 3 decades :p
But 16" softball is a distinctly Chicago tradition. No mitts allowed!

WildCat
16th July 2007, 09:35 PM
Pretty cool backdrop, eh?
Speaking of cool backdrops, I went tubing yesterday. This is a friend of mine, I have hair!
http://home.mindspring.com/~turniton/COTC/IMG_0010small.jpg

Here's another friend of mine wiping out. :p
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I cannot tell you how sore I am today, that thing was being pulled 40 mph by a 30' Sea Ray w/ twin 5.7 liter V8 engines!

CHF
16th July 2007, 09:46 PM
I am hoping that the Toronto troofers have a meetup on August 11 since that is a Saturday and I will be more likely to be able to make it to their gathering.

Have fun :D

http://9-11.meetup.com/282/calendar/5872178/

LashL
16th July 2007, 10:29 PM
There's softball and there is Chicago 16" softball....The Clincher! :cool: The first field shown is mine. Pretty cool backdrop, eh? If the twoof squad shows up, I'm teein' off on their underage asses!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/specials/broadband/chi-softball-flashhtml,1,5197413.htmlstory

Very cool backdrop, indeed. I'd never heard of 16" softball before. See, that's one of the things I love about JREF - I learn something new every day.

But 16" softball is a distinctly Chicago tradition. No mitts allowed!

Yes, that is a very different form of softball than the one I play. Looks like a blast!


Have fun :D

http://9-11.meetup.com/282/calendar/5872178/

Woooooo(t)! Count me in. Any other Toronto area folks planning to attend?

CHF
16th July 2007, 10:50 PM
Woooooo(t)! Count me in. Any other Toronto area folks planning to attend?

Not sure yet. I don't mind spending a lunch hour or part of a monday afternoon with them, but a Saturday? That's worth more. Plus I've been to the past two "rallies"...

Although a local talk-show host presented a good idea which I might take him up on. He thinks maybe he should send me down to the rally and record some of the twoofer silliness which will then be played on the show. I'm very tempted. But the local twoofers have seen me twice now so they might be pretty guarded if I show up and start taping them while asking questions. Oh if only my June 11th encounter with them was posted on youtube!

LashL
16th July 2007, 10:59 PM
Not sure yet. I don't mind spending a lunch hour or part of a monday afternoon with them, but a Saturday? That's worth more. Plus I've been to the past two "rallies"...

Yes, I hear you. For me, though, it is difficult to get out to their weekday "rallies" so Saturday works for me. For the record, I wasn't suggesting that you should sacrifice your Saturday for it, though - you've done a great job covering the last two, and it is much appreciated! That said, if you do find yourself with an hour to kill on August 11, it would be a pleasure to meet you and to hoist a beverage afterwards :D

Although a local talk-show host presented a good idea which I might take him up on. He thinks maybe he should send me down to the rally and record some of the twoofer silliness which will then be played on the show. I'm very tempted. But the local twoofers have seen me twice now so they might be pretty guarded if I show up and start taping them while asking questions. Oh if only my June 11th encounter with them was posted on youtube!

A good idea, indeed. Even if the troofers recognize you, my guess is that despite being initially guarded, the woo will overcome their sensibilities, and they won't be able to help themselves from spouting nonsense after a few minutes.

And, yes, it would have been cool had they posted your June encounter with them - but the fact that they chose to post lame video of them trying to hand out flyers (largely unsuccessfully) instead of your exchange, speaks volumes.

CHF
16th July 2007, 11:34 PM
That said, if you do find yourself with an hour to kill on August 11, it would be a pleasure to meet you and to hoist a beverage afterwards :D

Sounds good, LashL. I'd like that. :) Can't guarantee I'll make it down but if I show up I'll let you know.

I wonder where it'll be this time. CBC on Front Street will be a dead area, so if they're smart they'll pick CityTV on Queen West. But they're not smart so they'll probably end up at an abandoned factory by the lake.

Alareth
16th July 2007, 11:41 PM
I bet they even put ketchup on their hot dogs...:p

Undoubtedly, the sick bastards! Nothing is sacred to them...

Screw you, you judgmental jerks!

** Returns to eating his hot dogs with ONLY ketchup **

vexed
17th July 2007, 12:09 AM
There's softball and there is Chicago 16" softball....The Clincher! :cool: The first field shown is mine. Pretty cool backdrop, eh? If the twoof squad shows up, I'm teein' off on their underage asses!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/specials/broadband/chi-softball-flashhtml,1,5197413.htmlstory

We play 16" softball up here in Wisconsin too!

nicepants
17th July 2007, 07:55 AM
There's probably some equation that shows that the average IQ is inversely proportional to the number of truthers present.

Doesn't it seem like the more of them there are, the more ridiculous their claims become?

"Building 7 wasn't damaged!" wow...these guys are amateurs....and I love their "Pix or it didn't happen" argument.

LashL
17th July 2007, 03:39 PM
Sounds good, LashL. I'd like that. :) Can't guarantee I'll make it down but if I show up I'll let you know.

Excellent :)

I wonder where it'll be this time. CBC on Front Street will be a dead area, so if they're smart they'll pick CityTV on Queen West. But they're not smart so they'll probably end up at an abandoned factory by the lake.

Heh - Doug Plumb is probably reading this thread so it will be interesting to see if they take up your suggestion.

ElMondoHummus
17th July 2007, 06:48 PM
I bet they even put ketchup on their hot dogs...:p

(*Gasps... faints...*) :faint:

Alferd_Packer
17th July 2007, 07:10 PM
maybe you can find ronnie wickers and pay him the harras the truthers next time they show up

http://www.ronniewoowoo.com/


"Truthers WOO! Truthers WOO! WOO WOO WOO!

Alferd_Packer
17th July 2007, 07:11 PM
Screw you, you judgmental jerks!

** Returns to eating his hot dogs with ONLY ketchup **

Eat with a dozen sport peppers you wimp.

Crungy
17th July 2007, 08:31 PM
We play 16" softball up here in Wisconsin too!

I bust through the cheddar curtain now and then. Hell, I even have a sister-in-law from Wisconsin. Check out the classic Royko clip where he talks about playing 16" with cheeseheads. http://www.theweekbehind.com/TV.html

Speaking of cool backdrops, I went tubing yesterday.[/QUOTE]

Nice! That's one cool ass tubing rig. Last time I tubed was up in Twin Lakes Wisconsin. Small lake and regular tube. I learned a valuable lesson that day. Always make sure that your swim trunks are tied tight or else they'll wind up by down by your ankles and your eggs will get scrambled. :yikes:

My good friend just got an old 26' sailboat (The Red Snapper) and it's out on NN20 in Monroe Harbor. I was out on the lake every week last year, but only a coupla times so far this year, but I plan on going out much more during the second half of the summer.

Hot dogs. Mustard, celeray salt, sport peppers, pickle, tomato and onion. :cool:

Unsecured Coins
17th July 2007, 08:48 PM
hey, who's that guy? :eye-poppi
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Jaye77/background.jpg

LashL
17th July 2007, 08:52 PM
Hot dogs. Mustard, celeray salt, sport peppers, pickle, tomato and onion. :cool:

Hotdogs with dill pickles, green olives, ketchup (yes, ketchup!), tomatoes, onions, cucumbers and mustard - YUM!

Unsecured Coins
17th July 2007, 08:55 PM
green olives? what the hell do they put in the water up there?

Crungy
17th July 2007, 09:23 PM
Hotdogs with dill pickles, green olives, ketchup (yes, ketchup!), tomatoes, onions, cucumbers and mustard - YUM!

Judas!

No maple syrup?

Arus808
17th July 2007, 11:56 PM
i have a psychological fear of hotdogs...



really IM serious. I almost died because of one