Thank God I'm evil.

[Mobyseven]

No seriously. Get down on your knees and thank god that I, Mobyseven, am evil. If god hadn't implanted the evil gene in me, just think where the world would be! Puppy drownings would be down by 58%! Everyone would get along and there would be no wars!*

So this is the thread where you get to give thanks to god for creating me and making me evil. Start now!


* A caveat - the Norman invasion of England wasn't me. That was all pesky free-will's fault. I told god it was a bad idea, but does he listen to me? No!

As such, the original plan to have the Spanish colonise the world was supplanted, and English is the 'language to know'. I hope you're all happy with yourselves. Pesky mortals.

[Hokulele]

And who are you again?

:p

[The Great Hairy One]

Pffft. You're a rainy afternoon in Wessex compared to me. The Rape of Nanking? My idea. Communism? Mine. Reality television!! Me again.

Cheers,
TGHO

[Mobyseven]

And who are you again?

And yea, and he cursed her to surf only the lamest breaks, and for fourty-nine of every fifty waves to never break for her enjoyment.

Pffft. You're a rainy afternoon in Wessex compared to me. The Rape of Nanking? My idea. Communism? Mine. Reality television!! Me again.

Cheers,
TGHO

Eight words.

Giving Connex the contract for Melbourne's public transport.

That and Scientology should put me in for the win. Nice try, though.

[Marquis de Carabas]

Bah. Rape of Nanking, Scientology, and you call yourselves evil? I invented God. Top that.

[gtc]

I Invented the Marquis De Carabas


* A caveat - the Norman invasion of England wasn't me. That was all pesky free-will's fault. I told god it was a bad idea, but does he listen to me? No!

Ha!

(My bolding)

[The Great Hairy One]

I invented France.

Cheers,
TGHO

[The Great Hairy One]

I invented God.


DAD?!?!!?

Cheers,
TGHO

[Wings]

Does this mean that Mobyseven is Cthullu? Am I going to be eaten quickly or slowly? Oh please let it be a quick death!

[The Great Hairy One]

Don't you like to be slowly eaten? You'll have to retrain your girlfriend...

:p

Cheers,
TGHO

[Wings]

:dl:

Now there's a way I could go!

[Marquis de Carabas]

I Invented the Marquis De Carabas
You sick little pervert.

DAD?!?!!?

Cheers,
TGHO
The tests were inconclusive; I don't care what your mother says.

[gtc]

You sick little pervert.

You are just jealous that you didn't invent yourself.

Is inventing yourself even possible? I am sure its illegal, or should be.

[Mobyseven]

I Invented the Marquis De Carabas

:eek:

TGHO, MdC...move over. We have a winner.

Ha!

(My bolding)

Glad that somebody picked up on that! :D