Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Rumors and Potential Spoilers for Book 7

[pgwenthold]

This is a thread for the discussion of rumors about the content of Harry Potter Book 7. Personal speculation can be kept in the other thread, but please keep anything that could be legitimate spoilers in this thread.

I will not check back to this thread until I have completed the book.

[Cylinder]

Deathly Hallows ending spoiler:

Harry lives.

[CFLarsen]

Harry lives, and becomes a transgender cabaret singer with an urge to pick up sailors.

Hermione becomes a mud wrestler, a proud mom of 11, and the CEO of SONY. Simultaneously.

Ron goes on to become a politician for the Libertarian Party.

[andyandy]

Harry stood with the dagger of Somesillyname held above his head, ready to plunge it into Voldemort's chest,

"Harry...." Voldemort gasped "I.....am.....your.....father!"

"Noooooooooooooo!" Harry fell to his knees in disbelief. Overcome with horror, he plunged the dagger into his ribs. And died.

THE END

That's the actual last page. :D

[krx]

Nice New York Times review:

"With each installment, the “Potter” series has grown increasingly dark, and this volume — a copy of which was purchased at a New York City store yesterday, though the book is embargoed for release until 12:01 a.m. on Saturday — is no exception."
xxx.nytimes.com/2007/07/19/books/19potter.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

krx

[Odin]

Want Spoilers to the book that is 95% likely to be the new Harry Potter?
last chance... You can still escape my fate and avoid reading the spoilers from someone on an internet message board! Resist them! Lots of characters die.Dobby, Moody and Lupin die. Snapes dies. Harry dies... and comes back to life number 2- http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1580680&postcount=163
(kind of)Deathly hallows are magic artifacts that let you cheat death. They are- Dumbledore's wand, Harry's cloak and the ring from HBP.Harry is a Horcrux. http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=1126468&postcount=102 number two and three. Snape and dumbledore planned everything in advance, Snape helps Harry and Voldemort kills him. The wand guy was kidnapped to find the Deathly hallow wand for Voldemort. The last word is 'well'

(also don't quote this post if you want to avoid spoilers)

[Darat]

What is it about the terrible "crime" of spoilers for this book? For goodness sake there are millions of books billions of people haven't read and no one is concerned about discussing the ending of those books. So sorry nothing is going to prevent me posting about this book's ending, for all of you wanting to know read on.

Just after the..........

[Katana]

For those who have provided the spoilers with how the book ends and other details, how did you find this information?

Are you sure it's legit?

Just curious.

[ruach1]

Harry lives, and becomes a transgender cabaret singer with an urge to pick up sailors. :D

OK, OK, OK this was funny but let me add this:

Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter--in the flesh and on screen. Even Rowlings would probably agree.


The Harry Potter books are a world phenomenon--a world phenomenon. I even asked a citizen from Zambia once if his country had Harry Potter, and he unhesitatingly said, "Yes."

Thus, if we do only a bit of thinking we can easily deduce that young Master Radcliffe has the potential to receive more "female attention" than Sinatra, Elvis, and the Beatles combined. The "female attention" could figuratively (bordering on actually) be astronomical. Just imagine...

On a more serious note, I hope someone responsible and caring is watching over this kid because things could become quite interesting and possibly dangerous for him if he doesn't keep his head up and his wits about him.

[Lisa Simpson]

For those who have provided the spoilers with how the book ends and other details, how did you find this information?

Are you sure it's legit?

Just curious.


I am almost 100% certain the spoilers I have are legit. Mostly because the NY Times review sort of confirms them. I got them from Whyatica, who got them from someone, etc.

[Katana]

I am almost 100% certain the spoilers I have are legit. Mostly because the NY Times review sort of confirms them. I got them from Whyatica, who got them from someone, etc.


Ah. No wonder JK Rowling was PO'd about the review. I'll take a look at it.

[Lisa Simpson]

Ah. No wonder JK Rowling was PO'd about the review. I'll take a look at it.

If you want a link to a summary, PM me.

[slingblade]

The book itself has been online for I don't know how many days, in images.

[LostAngeles]

The book itself has been online for I don't know how many days, in images.

Same thing happend with HPB. There were more than a few YTMNDs with it too...