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Undesired Walrus
25th July 2007, 02:02 AM
1:Never

2:use

3:single

4:words

5:On

6:lines,

7:Making

8:Your

9:Point

alfaniner
25th July 2007, 07:24 AM
10. Never hitchhike if there's a chance of being picked up by a Vogon.

bruto
26th July 2007, 04:05 PM
11: And never answer

12: them only with

13: spring)

Wheezebucket
26th July 2007, 05:40 PM
The #1 way to avoid awful poetry - don't read ANY poetry. Ever.

Dorian Gray
26th July 2007, 06:55 PM
Then there's 86 other ways that are just variations on the above.

Orphia Nay
27th July 2007, 12:38 AM
Then there's 86 other ways that are just variations on the above.

Define poetry. :D

Wheezebucket
27th July 2007, 12:50 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fXjlZlzod3o

This is the only good poetry ever produced by mankind. Ever.