Bill Hickok and Calamity Jane: Role Models For You Wimps

[American]

http://www.doncollier.com/images/hwwbill3.jpghttp://www.doncollier.com/images/hwcalamity1.jpg


http://www.doncollier.com/historic10.htm

Why are there not more men and women like these? Why am I surrounded by pansies and fairy dolls, and any expression of manhood is punished by feminazi pinkos who want to sign my little kid up for soft euro-trash sports like tennis and soccer?

Be a man.

If you're a woman, DON'T be a man, be a WOMAN instead.

I don't care what yuppie car you drive, or how long your hippie hair is. You need to grow up and be like these people were like.

It's time.

[Bjorn]

From the link provided:

Sometime during his Army days, he backed down a lynch mob I'm sure that gave you some food for thought .... well, no. :(

[American]

Originally posted by Bjorn
From the link provided:

I'm sure that gave you some food for thought .... well, no. :(


He was an abolitionist. A very good point.

[Bjorn]

Oh.

I thought he might have backed down the lynch mob because he wanted the law to take care of matters, so to speak. He didn't want the mob to take things into their own hands.

Sure he's your hero? :p

[American]

Originally posted by Bjorn
Oh.

I thought he might have backed down the lynch mob because he wanted the law to take care of matters, so to speak. He didn't want the mob to take things into their own hands.

Sure he's your hero? :p


I will answer you tomorrow. I have to think about it.

[Pyrrho]

Originally posted by American
Why are there not more men and women like these? Why am I surrounded by pansies and fairy dolls, and any expression of manhood is punished by feminazi pinkos who want to sign my little kid up for soft euro-trash sports like tennis and soccer?

Be a man.

If you're a woman, DON'T be a man, be a WOMAN instead.

I don't care what yuppie car you drive, or how long your hippie hair is. You need to grow up and be like these people were like.

It's time.
How long do you think you'd have lasted, had you made that remark about long hair to Wild Bill?

There are men and women like those two. Plenty of alcoholic women about, and you just don't hear about men like Wild Bill, because they prefer to be left alone.

[American]

Originally posted by Pyrrho

How long do you think you'd have lasted, had you made that remark about long hair to Wild Bill?

There are men and women like those two. Plenty of alcoholic women about, and you just don't hear about men like Wild Bill, because they prefer to be left alone.


Oh. Huh. You could be right, maybe.

[CFLarsen]

Originally posted by American
If you're a woman, DON'T be a man, be a WOMAN instead.

Calamity Jane had to dress and act like a MAN, simply because the times wouldn't allow her to be a WOMAN in the life she led.

You want a woman who dresses and acts like a man? Latent homosexuality, perhaps?

At any rate, you sure pick some weird role models....

[American]

Originally posted by CFLarsen


Calamity Jane had to dress and act like a MAN, simply because the times wouldn't allow her to be a WOMAN in the life she led.

You want a woman who dresses and acts like a man? Latent homosexuality, perhaps?

At any rate, you sure pick some weird role models....


Well the whole point of that is that she wasn't all lace-wearing and submissive like some girls go and do. Girls should only be that way when they're looking for action, and only from their boyfriends that they hope to wed, or their husbands if they're already wed and they're not too old and ugly to "do it" still. Other than that, I don't want them looking all androgeny and sh-t, but I don't neither want them going hanging around town getting played and using themselves up like whores. That's my good advice.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by American

If you're a woman, DON'T be a man, be a WOMAN instead.
Well the whole point of that is that she wasn't all lace-wearing and submissive like some girls go and do.
So, you don't want women to be masculine, but you don't want them to be feminine either? Maybe you should, I don't know, let women decide how the want to act and dress and hang out with the ones you prefer (and hopefully prefer you in return).

If you're surrounded by types of people you don't like, whose fault is that? And what's the one thing you can actively do about it? (hint: it has nothing to do with the people around you changing)

That's my good advice.

[hgc]

Originally posted by American



Well the whole point of that is that she wasn't all lace-wearing and submissive like some girls go and do. Girls should only be that way when they're looking for action, and only from their boyfriends that they hope to wed, or their husbands if they're already wed and they're not too old and ugly to "do it" still. Other than that, I don't want them looking all androgeny and sh-t, but I don't neither want them going hanging around town getting played and using themselves up like whores. That's my good advice. Hey Sh!tstain,

Why don't you take your piss-ant trolling somewhere else? You sound like a 12 year-old snot-nosed punk at the bus stop, just out of range of mommy's hearing.

[American]

Originally posted by hgc
Hey Sh!tstain,

Why don't you take your piss-ant trolling somewhere else? You sound like a 12 year-old snot-nosed punk at the bus stop, just out of range of mommy's hearing.

Your mother.

[Babylon Sister]

American:

Calamity Jane was a lice and VD-ridden, whiskey drinking, foul-mouthed whore. (With a heart-of-gold, of course.)

Stop reading the dime novels and start reading some history. You wouldn't have made it ten minutes in Deadwood, SD in 1876.

[Crossbow]

Wow American! Nobody is good enough for you, eh?

First you get all bent out of shape that a 12 year-old-girl did not escape from the people who kidnapped her, now you have a hissy fit that more people of today are not like two people that lived over a hundred years ago.

Your life must be so very miserable because there are so many other people around who make so much trouble for you, while you on other hand are far too good and too smart to make a mistake of any real consequence.

[c0rbin]

American, since you aimed this thread at me, I will be glad to address it.

Different strokes for different folks, jack@ss.

Some people like people who wear lace and some people like to wear lace...some people don't even know what lace is.

You should realize that by demanding everyone be a certain way, you are approaching communism and that, I think is too ironic to be funny in your case.

Maybe you should change your screen name to "Russian"

[Tricky]

Miniver Cheevy (http://www.bartleby.com/233/523.html), child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would set him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam’s neighbors.

Miniver mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Miniver loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;
He missed the mediaeval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.


----Edwin Arlington Robinson

edited to fix author's name. Damn you Rikzilla!:book:

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by American



Well the whole point of that is that she wasn't all lace-wearing and submissive like some girls go and do. Girls should only be that way when they're looking for action, and only from their boyfriends that they hope to wed, or their husbands if they're already wed and they're not too old and ugly to "do it" still. Other than that, I don't want them looking all androgeny and sh-t, but I don't neither want them going hanging around town getting played and using themselves up like whores. That's my good advice.

American,

When you make it to Godhood, please feel free to post your commandments. Until then..... :rolleyes:

...and remember...America is about personal freedoms/rights. Those rights undoubtedly come with responsibilities, but responsible people living a life that infringes upon no one else's rights ought to be let alone to live as they choose.

That's my good advice. :D

After all, the Statue of Liberty's inscription does not read:
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to do as they ought,"

-z

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by Tricky
Miniver Cheevy (http://www.bartleby.com/233/523.html), child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would set him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam’s neighbors.

Miniver mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Miniver loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;
He missed the mediaeval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.


----Edward Arlington Robinson

You mean Edwin, don't you?? Otherwise very apt Tricky....very apt!

[Dancing David]

Fortunately American has me on ignore, because he is infantile or something.

Gods you are such a wuss American, you are afraid of feminine women but like masculine ones. You are the whiniest person on the borad a class A softie.

You obviously are a couch potato who has never played soccer, or futbo as the rest of the world calls it.

You haven't got the stamina, strength or brains to play futbol you dork wad! Can you tell me that you have evr watched a world class match, can you run for ninety minutes, can you take a running tackle.

You Sirrah are the Ugly and Stupid American , you stupidity it outshone only by your bigotry.

[Charlie Monoxide]

Somehow there's something about telling people how to live and act that doesn't seem quite right. Smells like a right-wing religeous stance of someone who has feelings of their own inadequacies.

Charlie (be yourelf or someone else) Monoxide

[American]

Originally posted by Upchurch

So, you don't want women to be masculine, but you don't want them to be feminine either? Maybe you should, I don't know, let women decide how the want to act and dress and hang out with the ones you prefer (and hopefully prefer you in return).

If you're surrounded by types of people you don't like, whose fault is that? And what's the one thing you can actively do about it? (hint: it has nothing to do with the people around you changing)

That's my good advice.


At least someone's making sense!

Listen to this guy, Cleopatra. You could learn something from him.