When the Truth Movement Comes for You

[parky76]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

We all know, that after the Revolution that begins on 9/11/07, the Truthers will gain control of society. All government officials will be immediately jailed, and those of us who defended them will be tried for treason.

What will your defense be?

Mine is going to be "I was only following orders......Komrad Kommisar"

[Stellafane]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

We all know, that after the Revolution that begins on 9/11/07, the Truthers will gain control of society. All government officials will be immediately jailed, and those of us who defended them will be tried for treason.

What will your defense be?

Mine is going to be "I was only following orders......Komrad Kommisar"

First, I'll try the "I'm not Stellafane" approach. If that doesn't work, I'll give "Gravy made me do it!" a whirl.

[Reality Believer]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?


Check it for spelling errors.

[1337m4n]

I always found it interesting that these guys h8 Bush and the NWO so much for allegedly locking up dissenters, when that is exactly what they plan to do when they come into power.

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[kookbreaker]

I'll go down screaming the lyrics to 'Guns of Brixton' at the top of my lungs while blasting away with a pair of Broomhandle Mauser pistols.

[Unsecured Coins]

when the truthers come to my house, I'll do what I always do. Pay for my pizza and close the door right after he give me my chnage.

[DarkMagician]

I'd just start rambling cryptic messages, hoping that the group of truthers start turning on each other.

On second thought, I wouldn't be hoping. It'd be inevitable.

[Redtail]

Well unlike their fantasies, I actually served and spent 5 years of my life in a unit where it was me job to kill people and blow things up so... laugh at 'em most likely.

(There was a 6th year but it was spent in leg land.)

ETA: Make that "most of their fantasies", some have served so I'll give them that.

[leftysergeant]

I will probably end the day with far fewer than 2000 rounds of ammo in various calibers stashed about the house. I think most of the twoofers are the kinds of people against whose rise I armed myself in the first place.

[Brainster]

First, I'll try the "I'm not Stellafane" approach. If that doesn't work, I'll give "Gravy made me do it!" a whirl.

I'm an MKULTRA victim!

[steve s]

First, I'll try the "I'm not Stellafane" approach.

That might be difficult when you're face is your avatar (assuming that's you.)

I'll just do what I do with the Mormons and JWs; slam the door in their face.

Steve S.

[Alex C]

I'd ask them what the hell they flew all the way over here for.

[~enigma~]

Remember all those moves Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee used in Showdown In Little Tokyo? They learned them from me. The woo come and they better bring an army or as they said in First Blood....you better have alot of body bags.

bring em on :)

[DGM]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

I'm going beat them with my luggage.

[Par]

when the truthers come to my house, I'll do what I always do. Pay for my pizza and close the door right after he give me my chnage.



That was a potentially very good concept, but you let yourself down with the execution. “I’d do what I always do when a truther comes to my house – pay for the pizza and then close the door.”

[Horatius]

I think I'll go with the "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!" approach.


While carrying a sword, of course.

[e^n]

I always found it interesting that these guys h8 Bush and the NWO so much for allegedly locking up dissenters, when that is exactly what they plan to do when they come into power.

When their attorneys at LOL (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Attorney_at_lol) come to get me, I will use the classic excuse known as "blaming it on Ebaumsworld". That usually works.

I'd love to see Bantown take on Loose Change. The lulz would be seen from orbit.

[parky76]

I just wonder if they plan to put us all in FEMA camps.

[JamesB]

I just wonder if they plan to put us all in FEMA camps.

I want the one at the former Sandpoint NAS, Lake Washington is beautiful this time of year.

[Brainache]

I think I'll just give up and go quietly. I mean, what would be the point in trying to stand up to the vastly intelligent and charismatic Truthers? Too much for someone like me to possibly resist.

[nicepants]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

Would this be one of those Citizens Grand Jury indictments? I would laugh, take a copy of the indictment to frame, and call their mothers to come pick them up.

[sts60]

I was scrolling through this and thinking, "I'll give them some milk and cookies and call their mommies to come pick them up."

Blast you, nicepants!

[Alferd_Packer]

What day are they comming by, October 31?

[Digest]

since i doubt any of them see a woman very often i should be safe..

[T.A.M.]

I'm gonna tell them my kids aren't allowed to play with truthers, and then tell them to go knock on someone elses door.

TAM;)

[T.A.M.]

What day are they comming by, October 31?

Yes but you won't recognize them, as they are dressing up as sane adults...lol

TAM:)

[Alt+F4]

A rolled up newspaper to the nose should do it.

[Stellafane]

That might be difficult when you're face is your avatar (assuming that's you.)...

Not a problem. Since when do truthers let things as trivial as evidence and reality intrude on their beliefs? I'll just say it's a holographic projection from a space energy beam, and I'll be in the clear.

(It is me, BTW -- I got tired of being mistaken for a female in this forum; I get enough of that in real life. Don't tell anyone though.)

[Mr. Skinny]

Chuckle a bit, then hit the button that opens the trap door on my front porch.

They will be immediately transported via chute to the set of "Running Man".

[Unsecured Coins]

That was a potentially very good concept, but you let yourself down with the execution. “I’d do what I always do when a truther comes to my house – pay for the pizza and then close the door.”

I'm chalking the lack of funny up to the fact that I wrote it at almost 1 am. My head hit the desk at nearly free fall speed.

[Corsair 115]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?This presupposes they're smart enough to find the door. I'm not so sure...

[Mobyseven]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

Call Chuck Norris. He can roundhouse kick at freefall speed.

[Regnad Kcin]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[Par]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.



Nobody expects me.

[Reality Believer]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

[apathoid]

I'll wonder how I wound up in some tr00fers Mom's basement.

[Tbone]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

That was my answer :mad:

[LashL]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?


I will make them cool their heels on the front porch while I red-line the indictment to correct all of their spelling, grammatical, and legal errors, and then send them back to their parents with a note pinned to their sleeves, explaining why they need better supervision.

[qarnos]

I'd keep them at bay with my trusty box-cutter.

[Dr Adequate]

Pulverise them with my Directed Energy Weapon.

What's the point of being in the New World Order if you can't have a little fun?

[MIKILLINI]

Pulverise them with my Directed Energy Weapon.

What's the point of being in the New World Order if you can't have a little fun?

Now thats a good idea. Keep the microwave ready. "Don't come any closer..I've got 1100 Watts of power in this sucker and it's set on Auto Defrost. So back off!"

Actually, I would toss the loose change in My pocket toward them and see if they chase after it.

[Wartrac]

Between my slight of hand ability, followed by precisely planted and timed pyrotechnics of deception and CGI NWO machine they will never find the real me.

And if that doesn’t work I’ll take off in my NWO white jet. They won’t be able to follow me since it will take them 6 years to argue what side of my hideout I flew over.

[jhunter1163]

Ever since I saw the thread title I've had the "Cops" song in my head.

[William Rea]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

[Father Dagon]

This presupposes they're smart enough to find the door. I'm not so sure...But then they can start a siege and drive you out by drinking all your water - so I suggest that you booby-trap your garden hose.

[Brainache]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

Where have you been Bill?

You missed all the Truther stuff about over-throwing the government and hanging all the traitors from the nearest tree?

[geni]

I'd love to see Bantown take on Loose Change. The lulz would be seen from orbit.

It kinda happened:

NSFW

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Wtprn

[DarkMagician]

Not a problem. Since when do truthers let things as trivial as evidence and reality intrude on their beliefs? I'll just say it's a holographic projection from a space energy beam, and I'll be in the clear.

(It is me, BTW -- I got tired of being mistaken for a female in this forum; I get enough of that in real life. Don't tell anyone though.)

If the truthers roll around, just shave. They have so many problems with the Osama videos, they're sure not going to recognize you.

[William Rea]

Where have you been Bill?

You missed all the Truther stuff about over-throwing the government and hanging all the traitors from the nearest tree?

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.

[firecoins]

I will follow the lead of the crack squad of dem experts who set up the WTC.

[rwguinn]

I will probably end the day with far fewer than 2000 rounds of ammo in various calibers stashed about the house. I think most of the twoofers are the kinds of people against whose rise I armed myself in the first place.
piker. I got that much 12 ga. ammo, plus 50 lb .534 round ball, and at least 5 ln Goex 2X, 1 of 4X, and boxes of caps and 3 dozen flints.
Wife can reload in 20 seconds, son takes 25--and he was state champ at knife throw at age 9.
3 front stuffers, 3 12's a 20, .308, and 3 .22's...then the "serious social encounter knife. Will I have time to put the buckskins on, you reckon?

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.
Either find a sense of humo(u)r or go away, little person. You are becoming boring.

[Hokulele]

Moon 'em.

[Stellafane]

Define "Truthers"

My pleasure. "Truthers" is a group of psychotic idiots who, against all logic, reason, and evidence, believe that 9/11 was, to one extent or another, an inside job. The name they've chosen for themselves is, apparently, ironic.

I know you asked for more stuff in your post, but frankly I wasn't interested in it. I just couldn't resist the chance to define "Truthers."

[Brainache]

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.

Truthers= Angry paranoid white guys with low IQs.

They never do anything as a group, but quite a few of them have individually called for the overthrow of the US Government (for examples of this see the Loose Change Forum, 9/11 blog, Prison Planet etc). Many of them (possibly because of their low IQ) seem to think that the US is the entire world.

[Rika]

Willam Rae - This is a humor thread, based on their frequent statements for a REVOLUTION!!!! (Okay, so I've been playing freeciv a bit)

As such, it lets us have a bit of fun imaging if their statements were true and they actually did come for us.

Personally, I believe I'd use the lasers in orbit to irradiate them. Nothing says go away like overkill.

[hubbub2]

When they show up at my door, I'll have one of three responses:

1. Ask them to speak with my two good friends, Messrs. Smith and Wesson.

2. Ask them why they brought an indictment to a gunfight, or

3. I'll just say, "Hey, did you know that steel does, in fact, melt?" and watch their heads explode.

I'm leaning toward option three.

[LashL]

I'm leaning toward option three.

Hee hee. All three are good, but I'm partial to option two. :D

[tsig]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

What's you gonna do when they come for you

Bad boys!

Bad boys!