Mars will bring Sex and War

[I'll_buy_that]

did anyone catch this story?

LISBON (AFP) - The proximity of the planet Mars, which will be its closest to Earth for almost 60,000 years, will make men more predisposed to having sex, a Portuguese astologer has warned.

"Men will be sexually more active," Rui Lorga told daily newspaper A Capital.


"But it will not be just them, obviously women will also feel the influence of Mars, however in a more subtle way," he added.


Other astrologers around the world have issued more pessimistic forecasts, arguing the approach of the Red Planet, which will be a galactically trifling 55.76 million kilometres (34.65 million miles) from Earth on Wednesday -- its closest since Neanderthals walked the planet -- will bring war, terrorism and disaster

[Gem]

terrorism

It's a little late. Already happened.

Gem

[pgwenthold]

Originally posted by I'll_buy_that
did anyone catch this story?

LISBON (AFP) - The proximity of the planet Mars, which will be its closest to Earth for almost 60,000 years, will make men more predisposed to having sex, a Portuguese astologer has warned.

"Men will be sexually more active," Rui Lorga told daily newspaper A Capital.


"But it will not be just them, obviously women will also feel the influence of Mars, however in a more subtle way," he added.



Someone should tell my wife.

[Roadtoad]

That would explain my case of tennis elbow...

[otyug]

My girlfriend believes in astrology.

I have been getting laid in abundance the last few weeks.

I must press my advantage until she reads something that says it is time to stop being miss yo-yo knickers.

[Crossbow]

Wow! I need to meet a few of these women.

Well, OK two or three would do nicely.

OK, OK! I will settle for one.

:p

[Jon_in_london]

I read about this in The Sun (so it must be true) yesterday.
I tried to convince trouble & strife but she didnt belive me!