View Full Version : Miscarriages and God's will. What are their excremental excuses?
Hourglassmemory
10th August 2007, 04:19 PM
I'm not saying there isn't a religious explanation for god's will when it comes to miscarriages but....
Do religious people who believe god's will is above everything just jump to "Oh it's God's will. He's mysterious, he must have his humanly unreachable reasons for miscarriages."
aggle-rithm
10th August 2007, 04:39 PM
Perhaps the fresh, young souls are especially tasty?
Merko
10th August 2007, 04:44 PM
It's to punish the would-be parents of course, who have been naughty in His sight.
Darth Rotor
10th August 2007, 05:03 PM
I'm not saying there isn't a religious explanation for god's will when it comes to miscarriages but....
Do religious people who believe god's will is above everything just jump to "Oh it's God's will. He's mysterious, he must have his humanly unreachable reasons for miscarriages."
It's the salsa He uses for dipping Divinity Brand(TM) tortilla chips into, of course, so He needs to keep the supply up.
Miscarriages and God's will. What are their excremental excuses?
Your topic title seems to confuse miscarriage with a bowel movement. Care to invest a few minutes in biology and anatomy before the next try? :p (Yes, a nose tweak.)
While you are at it, just who are "they" and why do you hold "them" in such low regard as to describe their excuses as excremental? "Religious people" covers a lot of people, so I'd be curious as to your understanding of how Muslims and Shinto address miscarriage. B'Hai?
Or are you being disingenuous? Careless? PWD? (I do that a bit myself.)
DR
tsg
10th August 2007, 06:55 PM
I've always wondered why anti-abortionists who insist that life begins at conception don't have funerals for miscarriages.
galnoir
10th August 2007, 07:29 PM
Miscarriages often end up in the toilet.
EeneyMinnieMoe
10th August 2007, 07:51 PM
Well, many miscarriages occur because of some kind of physical defect.
So I'm guessing they'd say that God knows what's best for the child and the parents.
c4ts
10th August 2007, 07:55 PM
The miscarried babies were too good for the world so they had to go directly to heaven. To be angels.
Don't know if it's a real excuse, but how's that for excremental?
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