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volatile
12th August 2007, 02:48 AM
I'm sure most of you have heard of Daivd Shayler, the former MI5 agent turned conspiracy theorist. He whistleblew the UK secret service plot to assassinate Colonel Ghaddafi, and after serving a prison sentence for breaching the Official Secrets Act emerged as a speaker on the conspiracy circuit, buying into 911 no-plane absurdity alongside things like crop circles, mysticism and psychic healing.

The logical conclusion, to him at least, is that he's the Messiah. A reincarnation not only of Jesus, but of Leonardo Da Vinci too.

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This is weird and wonderful and unsettling to watch. I had planned to link to the Channel 4 news segment on their site, but having found it on YouTube I thought I'd embed it. If you visit the YouTube site, you'll notice it's been put up by a Truther, screaming that he's an MI5 disinfo plant...

Mojo
12th August 2007, 03:47 AM
If you visit the YouTube site, you'll notice it's been put up by a Truther, screaming that he's an MI5 disinfo plant...


He's not an MI5 disinfo plant, he's a very naughty boy.

brodski
12th August 2007, 04:02 AM
He's not an MI5 disinfo plant, he's a very naughty boy.

I think have a new .sig! :D

bujin
12th August 2007, 04:07 AM
I saw this article the other day.

Hell, he was told he was the Messiah by the ghost of Mary Magdelene through a psychic.

I've got no reason to doubt him...

Fronzel
12th August 2007, 04:18 AM
Megatron is an arch angel? God might want add background checks to his hiring policies. He seems to attract the worst sort.

Kilgore Trout
12th August 2007, 09:39 AM
I knew the 9/11 CTers were a bit loony, but I wondered where the cut off was. Apparently, to ride that ride, you have to be a little saner than "I am the Messiah."

Soapy Sam
12th August 2007, 01:01 PM
But- I thought David Beckham was the Messiah.

Typical. You wait 2000 years, then half a dozen come at once.

peteweaver
31st August 2007, 01:08 PM
Will Shayler appear on celebrity deathmatch paired up against David Icke ?

And will there be a day when a conspiracy theorist will be willing to declare himself the anti christ ?

john white
31st August 2007, 01:42 PM
Dave shayler IS onto something: he is in pursuit of that ineffable "something" that is the birthright of us all:

But I don't accept that he has found it yet, or that his current state of mind is where his journey is going to end up

Which means I see no reason to accept his "messiahdom" in any form, especially since I see no need for "messiahs"


davidicke.com/forum/

This Guy
31st August 2007, 01:45 PM
So, think MI5 like, shot him up with some kinda crazy drug or sumtin?

What better way to get rid of any damage done by a known blabber mouth than have him "come out" as a complete loony?

Of course, when he starts walking on water and all that stuff, I'll prolly regret I said that.

john white
31st August 2007, 02:22 PM
There there.
Poor little Robot
Your daddy's super special little chap, and he'd never lie to you.

davidicke.com/forum/

Please familiarize yourself with the membership agreement, specifically rule 12: Attack the argument, not the arguer.

JonWhite
31st August 2007, 03:18 PM
Dave shayler IS onto something: he is in pursuit of that ineffable "something" that is the birthright of us all:

But I don't accept that he has found it yet, or that his current state of mind is where his journey is going to end up

Which means I see no reason to accept his "messiahdom" in any form, especially since I see no need for "messiahs"


davidicke.com/forum/


At which point I'd just like to make it clear that the above and I are in no way related!!!

geni
31st August 2007, 03:21 PM
How exactly did he get through MI5 screening?

The Pig
31st August 2007, 03:30 PM
Are you sure he didn't work for MFI?

Slimething
31st August 2007, 04:39 PM
Dave shayler IS onto something: he is in pursuit of that ineffable "something" that is the birthright of us all:


You just tell that bozo to keep his hands off MY ineffable something! :mad:

At which point I'd just like to make it clear that the above and I are in no way related!!!

Thanks FSM for that, Bro! :)

john white
1st September 2007, 05:24 AM
Removed per rules 11 & 12

brodski
1st September 2007, 06:08 AM
How exactly did he get through MI5 screening?

Just how in depth do you think the screaning is for desk officers?

albie
7th September 2007, 07:24 AM
It should be easy enough for him to prove it. Show us the lettering on Aaron's rod...which is supposedly an anagram of his name.

He doesn't have this on his website.

Why waste time?

Temp3st
8th September 2007, 05:03 AM
hmmm - so he's the messiah, a reincarnation of Jesus, Leonardo Da Vinci, King Arthur (even though there is no historical evidence to suggest that Arthur even existed), and assorted other despots?

He seems to have missed some other people out though - what about all those other mental people who claim to be god?
He must be the reincarnation of them too!

How big can one man's ego get anyway?

Winterbreeze
8th September 2007, 08:44 AM
hmmm - so he's the messiah, a reincarnation of Jesus, Leonardo Da Vinci, King Arthur (even though there is no historical evidence to suggest that Arthur even existed), and assorted other despots?

He seems to have missed some other people out though - what about all those other mental people who claim to be god?
He must be the reincarnation of them too!

How big can one man's ego get anyway?

Always bigger.

It's expanding.. like the universe.
"Mine is bigger!" "No, mine is!" "Hell no, MINE IS!"

That's how it is with men.
Wait, you said ego..
Well I guess it's the same!

JQH
8th September 2007, 09:15 AM
But- I thought David Beckham was the Messiah...



Well, if we ever win anything, it will certainly be a miracle.

andymonk
9th September 2007, 12:29 PM
I wonder what has really happenened to him.:confused:

albie
17th January 2008, 06:46 AM
Shayler has mistranslated the inscription on Aaron's Rod.

http://jarnex.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/david-shayler-writes-his-bible/#comment-12

He's mistaken Beth for Daled.

Plonker.

aussiegirl
19th January 2008, 04:01 PM
I first saw Shayler interviewed on a Alex Jones/Prisonplanet Video. This Shayler here looks like he has lost a lot of weight? Is this the same guy?

Was he imprisoned after the AJ video?

He doesn't sound so wacko on the AJ video, so if that's him now, someone has certainly made sure he is now totally out of his mind.

(I wanted to post the URL, but am not allowed yet, so sorry about that).

zooterkin
19th January 2008, 04:21 PM
hmmm - so he's the messiah, a reincarnation of Jesus, Leonardo Da Vinci, King Arthur (even though there is no historical evidence to suggest that Arthur even existed), and assorted other despots?

Surely not; the Royal Family claims descent from him, so he must be real. Then again, I think that tree goes all the way back to god...

volatile
19th January 2008, 04:24 PM
I first saw Shayler interviewed on a Alex Jones/Prisonplanet Video. This Shayler here looks like he has lost a lot of weight? Is this the same guy?

Was he imprisoned after the AJ video?

He doesn't sound so wacko on the AJ video, so if that's him now, someone has certainly made sure he is now totally out of his mind.

(I wanted to post the URL, but am not allowed yet, so sorry about that).

He was imprisoned in 2000, so the AJ video is definitely post-imprisonment. The wackiness from whence this video emerged didn't begin until this summer. He's on a downward spiral.

Oh, and the only person to blame for his mental state, the only person who "made sue he is now totally out of his mind" is David Shayler himself - he's admitted that most of his revelations come from heavy LSD and psylocibin mushroom use.