Gaping old Madonna openmouthed kissing younger stars (listen to nie)

[Nie Trink Wasser]

When an elderly madonna open mouth kisses Spears and Aguilera on television, it's not sexy to me. It's like watching that scene from Not Another Teen Movie where the elderly lady makes out with the younger one.

Madonna isnt sexy to me, she's dumb ( and if you arent convinced of this yet, watch this : http://www.gap.com/asp/shops/gap/tv_groove.asp?movieType=qt_hi )

To top all of this off the whole "EXTREME GIRLkissGIRL ON TV" was trite long before those russian girls did it.

anyway.....supposedly Madonna "upstaged" everyone, but for me it was just another dumb idea mtv cooked up.



http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20030829_134.html
http://a.abcnews.com/images/autowirestory/AP/NYR14408282215.jpeg

[SteveW]

You need to get laid or something.

It totally was hot.

[diddidit]

Since when is a woman in her early 40s "elderly?"

I'd imagine Ms. Ciccione could quite thoroughly clobber you (or me, for that matter).

did

[Mr Manifesto]

Aw, poor Nie, did we get upset? Never mind. You ask Mommy to tuck you into bed and read you some O'Reilly bedtime storys.

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
Aw, poor Nie, did we get upset? Never mind. You ask Mommy to tuck you into bed and read you some O'Reilly bedtime storys.

mr. gay-jesus you are so lame ! LOL. Buy a sense of humor somewhere you dolt.


Madonna is ugly....sorry to break it to you....she's nasty.

watch that gap ad !

that was the nail in the coffin for madonna !

[Upchurch]

Some people need their morning coffee to get moving in the morning. NTW apparently needs his morning troll thread. :rolleyes:

[diddidit]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
Madonna is ugly....sorry to break it to you....she's nasty.


And your avatar is...?

What the hell is your avatar?

did

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Some people need their morning coffee to get moving in the morning. NTW apparently needs his morning troll thread. :rolleyes:

wrong again, Booger.

this is current events and I was hoping to talk about the decline of madonna, but since you're incapable of understanding anything I say....you should just stick to Booger when it comes ot me.


Originally posted by diddidit


And your avatar is...?

What the hell is your avatar?

did

diddidit - SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

[Mr Manifesto]

MADONNA RECORD CONTRACT CANCELLED

Pop star and sometime actress Madonna has cancelled her record contract with Warner Brothers after receiveing criticism from an anonymous person on the internet.

"I thought I had so much to strive for, so many reasons to keep going. My concerts were doing well, people were buying my albums, my profile was high. But when I heard that this guy Nie Trink Wasser said I was 'nasty', well... What can you do? I had to call it a day."

It is believed to be the first instance where an international superstar has retired because of a comment from a sub-moronic teenager who has been isolated in his putrid bedroom for the last 18 months.

Link (http://www.believersnet.com/you_are_a.htm)

[Malachi151]

I missed it, so thanks for the pic :D

[Crossbow]

Check out the Slideshow on Yahoo!.

It is really hot.

[Nie Trink Wasser]

ha ! you think Im a teenager !

Im not the only online presence who thinks madonna is washed up and stanky. When I was in 7th grade me, my friends, and teachers used to talk about how ugly she was and how she couldnt sing.

she's silly and possibly attractive way back when with that I-spread-my-legs-for-anything-to-support-my-popularity kind of way.

anway.....you're dumb...madonna is dumb and you should both do a gap add together ..... GAPPED

[Mr Manifesto]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
ha ! you think Im a teenager !

Im not the only online presence who thinks madonna is washed up and stanky. When I was in 7th grade me, my friends, and teachers used to talk about how ugly she was and how she couldnt sing.


First of all, the little pixies you carry around in your bag that you talk to saying how mean the bullies at school are, aren't friends. That's your imagination, such as it is.

Second of all, tlaking to teachers, huh? Was that to try and save yourself from being beat up? Didn't work, did it?

[diddidit]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

So it's a self-portrait, then, I take it.

did

[Tony]

That picture is a recipe for a hard-on.

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by diddidit


So it's a self-portrait, then, I take it.

did

WHOA HO HO ! looks like we've a new class-a comedian on the forum ! WHOOO HOO.

wait........what IS that yellow monstrosity in your avatar ? GROSS. Does it have arms and legs or what ?

[CFLarsen]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
ha ! you think Im a teenager !

No, we know you are a teenager. Perhaps not in age (although that is certainly possible), but in mind.

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
Im not the only online presence who thinks madonna is washed up and stanky. When I was in 7th grade me, my friends, and teachers used to talk about how ugly she was and how she couldnt sing.

How many times did you have to go through 7th grade? 6th? 5th?

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
she's silly and possibly attractive way back when with that I-spread-my-legs-for-anything-to-support-my-popularity kind of way.

Awww....green is the color of envy.... :rub:

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
anway.....you're dumb...madonna is dumb and you should both do a gap add together ..... GAPPED

Spoken like a true 7th grader.

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Check out the Slideshow on Yahoo!.

It is really hot.

wait....Crossdress has a libido ?

LOL

no way.

[Mr Manifesto]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser


WHOA HO HO ! looks like we've a new class-a comedian on the forum ! WHOOO HOO.

wait........what IS that yellow monstrosity in your avatar ? GROSS. Does it have arms and legs or what ?

So you're blind as well as a retard. Someone should've been left on a hill at birth.

[Jon_in_london]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser


diddidit - SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

Must be your mother then.

[DavidJames]

I think this tread would fit better in the "Movies, TV, Music, Computer Gaming, and other Entertainment" forum.

Since the additional forums were added maybe the mods should consider removing the phrase "Current Events" from title for this forum. At the very least it may prevent self-indulgent childish tripe like this tread from polluting what otherwise are many very good topics.

[Tmy]

Im gonna side wh Nie on this one.

The kiss wasnt bad, but were not talking about HBO here. Were talking MTV, a network geared towrads teens and preteens. MTV has pretty much become a soft core porn channel. They dont show videos, they have all these shows that are sex driven. In the VMA's there was this underlying contest to see who could out whore each other. Sure its funto see hot pop stars walk around 1/2 naked but not wh your 11yr old daughter watching the show with you.

I love how the "artists" will thank Jesus/God in their speeches while standing there 1/2 naked after a simulated sex performance.

[Skeptic]

When an elderly madonna open mouth kisses Spears and Aguilera on television, it's not sexy to me.

Yeah, right. So why are you getting so friggin' excited? You sound like one of those "anti-porn" crusaders, who just HAPPEN to know in great detail all the DISGUSTING things those UGLY porn movies include...

The real reason this thing isn't at all exciting is something else: it is the fact that you have to be REALLY naive to believe that Madonna is expressing her sexual desire to Augielra with that kiss, instead of simply doing something outrageous which, as usual, is simply calculated to get headlines and sell records.

[diddidit]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser


WHOA HO HO ! looks like we've a new class-a comedian on the forum ! WHOOO HOO.

wait........what IS that yellow monstrosity in your avatar ? GROSS. Does it have arms and legs or what ?

Thanks, I'm here every day.

The yellow thing is a lovely if rather oversized down vest, wrapped affectionately around ANOTHER BUDDING SENSITIVE TREE-HUGGING LIBERAL! Buwahahahahahahaha!

DID

[JamesM]

They're playing 'Into the Groove' on WFMU now. I'd forgotten how good it is. Where did it all go wrong for Madge?

[American]

Madonna has made such genius statements as calling AIDS the largest tragedy in history, and asserting that 1 football field of rain forrest is lost every second (presumably without being re-grown). Quick and crude calculations show she's an idiot who can't do math.


Her flab makes Nina Hartley look like a young porn star. She's not even a MILF!

[Hexxenhammer]

1 Star.

[hgc]

I like a bean scene as much as the next guy, but that kiss was pretty gawdawful.

Not only did these losers cook up the most obvious publicity stunt in the history of MTV, but the morning news shows all fell for it and it was the hot topic of conversation. I found it to be profoundly unsatisfying -- it just didn't click as a real kiss. It was over-exagerrated, and practically sexless.

[Ladewig]

There are older women I find attractive; Angie Dickinson, for one. But if women do not develop a sense of class as they age, they lose their appeal.

I am agreeing with NTW and American in the same thread - I'd better go lie down.

[c0rbin]

she's dumb

Yeah, Madonna's dumb...dumb like a fox. Dumb all the way to the bank.

She doesn't need your interest, NTW, she has the attention of the world (at times) and you have to turn to the internet for attention.

Troll and loser you are.

[c0rbin]

Not only did these losers cook up the most obvious publicity stunt in the history of MTV, but the morning news shows all fell for it and it was the hot topic of conversation. I found it to be profoundly unsatisfying -- it just didn't click as a real kiss. It was over-exagerrated, and practically sexless.

MTV has, long ago, jumped the shark.

Cable TV is no longer the late-night realm of breaking the rules. It is the norm to have sex and violence shoved into our houses as news and entertainment and advertising--all rolled into one.

I think, from now on, I will refer to cable broadcasting simply as "mercial."

[NightG1]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
When I was in 7th grade....Nie, how many times do we have to tell you that we don't care what you were doing last year. That was then, this is now.

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by hgc
I like a bean scene as much as the next guy, but that kiss was pretty gawdawful.

Not only did these losers cook up the most obvious publicity stunt in the history of MTV, but the morning news shows all fell for it and it was the hot topic of conversation. I found it to be profoundly unsatisfying -- it just didn't click as a real kiss. It was over-exagerrated, and practically sexless.


:clap:

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by c0rbin

MTV has, long ago, jumped the shark.


*vomits* ..... bloody hell... give it up already....."jumped the shark" ?

where the hell to find this dung and WHY THE HELL do you repeat it ?



Cable TV is no longer the late-night realm of breaking the rules. It is the norm to have sex and violence shoved into our houses as news and entertainment and advertising--all rolled into one.


there isnt much difference between reality tv and television news, except that in most cases you sappy liberals react to the sex and violence on the news in a speciuos manner to impress your friends. It's created a wonderful culture of horsesh**.

for reference, see Columbine.

[Tormac]

I never did think Madonna was sexy, young or "older". She is entirely too fake. Madonna is just an image without any substance of true femininity. She is so generic. One could insert any blond porn star bombshell in any of her videos and nothing would be lost. Might as use a blow-up doll of Marilyn Monroe.

Chrissie Hynde is still the sexiest woman of rock, regardless of age.

(Although one of the music threads got me to download some Portishead videos, what’s the name of the lead singer in that band, she may be a close second.)

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by Tmy




Sure its funto see hot pop stars walk around 1/2 naked but not wh your 11yr old daughter watching the show with you.



So, what was your final decision on this? Did you switch over to Nick, or send her out of the room?

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser


wait....Crossdress has a libido ?

LOL

no way.

Wow NTW! You often show a great deal of consternation regarding sexuality issues, perhaps you should consider the services of a good therapist.

[c0rbin]

*vomits* ..... bloody hell... give it up already....."jumped the shark" ?

where the hell to find this dung and WHY THE HELL do you repeat it ?


Idioms.

They are a part of language, how people communicate. To turn one's nose up at an idiom is just as provincial as one who has used it.

[Tmy]

Originally posted by Diogenes


So, what was your final decision on this? Did you switch over to Nick, or send her out of the room?

When she wasn't looking I switched to Sex in the City, she couldnt tell the difference!

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by c0rbin


Idioms.

They are a part of language, how people communicate. To turn one's nose up at an idiom is just as provincial as one who has used it.

LOL

you think that defining it as an idiom and then offering a scenario of what happens if one doesnt like the idiom makes your "idiom" any less DUMB ?

you have to be an LD with something to prove.

maybe you think saying things like "jumped the shark" makes you seem more intellectual, but in reality it's very boring and just plain tacky.

If you're going to use one, at least use one that mildly interesting.

you sound like a poseur....oh wait....you are one.

nevermind...carry-on !

[JamesM]

Originally posted by Tormac
Madonna is just an image without any substance of true femininity.
Yeah, but you gotta love 'Borderline'.


(Although one of the music threads got me to download some Portishead videos, what’s the name of the lead singer in that band, she may be a close second.)
Beth Gibbons? An interesting choice.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser
you think that defining it as an idiom and then offering a scenario of what happens if one doesnt like the idiom makes your "idiom" any less DUMB ?

{snip}

maybe you think saying things like "jumped the shark" makes you seem more intellectual, but in reality it's very boring and just plain tacky.
:eek: :jaw:
Are you that socially inept and unaware that you're unfamiliar with the term "jump the shark" (http://www.jumptheshark.com/)? Maybe someday you'll have an opportunity to join modern American culture...