Leona Helmsley: Queen of Mean Dead at 87

[The Central Scrutinizer]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/20/helmsley.obit/index.html

[HarryKeogh]

:(

[mumchup]

At least she wasn't eaten by bears, as far as we know.

[shemp]

At least she wasn't eaten by bears, as far as we know.

Don't give up on it. I don't think all the evidence is in yet.

[Alt+F4]

I always thought that if she were a man she'd just be called a "tough businessman".

[TragicMonkey]

Heart failure? Well, what do you know? She had one after all.

[nails3jesus0]

i thought lisa lampenelli was the queen of mean

[HarryKeogh]

i thought lisa lampenelli was the queen of mean

at least credit Artie!

http://i13.tinypic.com/4t8ps9x.gif

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Check out her final resting place: http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/08/22/helmsley.ap/index.html

[mumchup]

Check out her final resting place:

I would never allow my rotting corpse to spend eternity decaying in such tacky ostentation.

[TragicMonkey]

I would never allow my rotting corpse to spend eternity decaying in such tacky ostentation.

Such a structure is certain to attract unwelcome visitors. It's in the suburbs, the article said, so it's going to be teenagers looking for a place to have sex. If it were more urban, it would be the homeless. So if Leona's idea of an elegant monument was "something littered with discarded condoms and beer cans", she's in luck.

[The Painter]

1,300 square feet. Nice. That's bigger than most people’s house.

Not my style. Cremate me, dig a hole, and pour me in, plant a tree on top. Done.

[ImaginalDisc]

I thought that death was for the little people?