Biblical Curse Generator

[headscratcher4]

http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/

Biblical Curse Generator…"Take heed, thou child of Jezebel, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!"


That'll show ya....:D

[Yahweh]

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My biblical curse is: Harken, O thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!

[Marilyn_Manson]

My biblical curse is:
O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou breaker of the commandments!

[Marilyn_Manson]

Another link of curse http://www.predheads.com/humor/biblical.htm (http://www.predheads.com/humor/biblical.htm )

[SRW]

I got the ever usefull:

I pray thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou son of thunder!

[Darwin]

Hear this, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!"

[Marilyn_Manson]

:eek:

May the birds of the air disembowel themselves upon thy countenance, thus burying thy reprobate body in layer upon layer of sulpherous whitewash!

[c4ts]

Mine doesn't even apply to me.

Behold, thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

[Marilyn_Manson]

.Naked ye came from the womb, and naked ye shall depart. The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones. Ye wilt surely curse God and die!
The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones. :(
Lets get this strait God is going to strike thy flesh and bones.

Well HELL yes I'm going to, "Ye wilt surely curse God"! I hope will be able to say something more than a curse, like you motherF**K*** ******* who died and made you the king.

[urstardust]

And They say I'm sick?
I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou discourager of the brethren!

:what:

[BroodingSkill]

I got this:


May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!

[Rayn]

Hear this, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!

That's just classic.