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negativ
30th August 2007, 08:19 AM
While "multitasking" (read: multishirking) at work today, I happened to watch Richard Dawkins' TED talk, "Queerer Than We Can Suppose" (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/98) (which has nothing to do with Ted Haggard or The Village People), in which the good professor made mention of one Major General Albert "Bert" N. Stubblebine III (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine) and his attempt to walk through a wall.

I would like to say that my BS Detector was immediately set off, but unfortunately my BS Detector has apparently been permanently damaged by prolonged exposure to 9/11 CT lunatics.

I'm glad to learn that a condition similar to mine has been recognized and a name has been given to the tendency to fall into a similar mental trap: Poe's Law (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe's+Law). We need something similar for the CT subculture.

No matter how bizarre, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a conspiracy theorist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar ideas promoted in utmost sincerity by actual conspiracy theorists.

What would you call that?

Anyway, Major General Albert Stubblebine III strikes me as something entirely too "Dr. Strangelove-esque" to be real. The sirname itself seems improbably goofy, although I'm not entirely sure why. The Wikipedia entry reinforces my suspicion further still.

Stubblebine appeared in the 2006 documentary "One Nation Under Siege" where he states that a Boeing 757 airplane could not have crashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.

He also appears to be inordinately concerned with international food labeling practice and vitamin supplements, leading me to speculate that he's worried about the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Is this a fictional character, or he really some kind of deviated pre-vert?

SpaceMonkeyZero
30th August 2007, 08:33 AM
Google Image search for Bert Stubblebine (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=mozclient&num=100&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=Bert+Stubblebine) is interesting... Including artist renditions of Bigfoot!

Also: http://www4.dr-rath-foundation.org/THE_FOUNDATION/Events/codex-moderngeneral.html

Childlike Empress
30th August 2007, 08:51 AM
Interview with Stubblebine in here (he's real but mainly made up of empty space ;)):

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SpaceMonkeyZero
30th August 2007, 09:13 AM
Geez... I seriously believe interviewing someone going through Alzheimers without letting their family have final say about the clips to be shown is just immoral.

T.A.M.
30th August 2007, 09:30 AM
How about:

Bologna's Law? Garage Dragon's Law?

TAM:)

Hans
30th August 2007, 09:54 AM
TAM's decree. Negativ's edict, Randi's Ruling or Gravy's Commandment

T.A.M.
30th August 2007, 09:58 AM
Cole's Law:
No matter how much Cabbage you encounter, there will never be enough Carrot.

TAM;)

peteweaver
30th August 2007, 10:06 AM
Read Jon Ronson's book, the men who stare at goats.

As far as I can remember, Stubblebine is the one who kept trying to walk through his office wall...

He's real alright, he was also involved in the Project Stargate remote viewing project...

One of the remote viewers from Project Stargate, ed dames, wrongly diagnosed a description of santa, as a nuclear attack coming over the north pole....

Liszt
30th August 2007, 10:36 AM
Read Jon Ronson's book, the men who stare at goats.

As far as I can remember, Stubblebine is the one who kept trying to walk through his office wall...

He's real alright, he was also involved in the Project Stargate remote viewing project...

One of the remote viewers from Project Stargate, ed dames, wrongly diagnosed a description of santa, as a nuclear attack coming over the north pole....

indeed. Ronson´s book is brilliant. They tried to kill goats by staring at them. One goat actually died, but they were unsure about wether it was from natural causes.

leftysergeant
30th August 2007, 11:06 AM
Stubblebine is real, as is his obvious mental disorder. He's losing his marbles. But the twoofers will stomp there feet and scream if you point out the fights he has gotten into over the Codex Alimenarium.

Alzheimer"s. Highly likely. I have read reports to the effect that there are signs early in life that a person is likely to develope dementia of some sort. Stubblebine, to all appearnaces, never did have his head bolts torqued right.

And there is a good reason why his family has not tried to block the use of the interview. His wife, from one account, is a bit daft herself.

Alferd_Packer
30th August 2007, 03:13 PM
I can no longer sit back and allow terrorist infiltration, terrorist indoctrination, terrorist subversion, and the international terrorist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

:D