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nicepants
30th August 2007, 01:42 PM
Recent topic @ LCF (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=14711)

http://911.husseh.com/images/bh.png

That pretty much sums up the twoof movement, IMO.

SpaceMonkeyZero
30th August 2007, 01:43 PM
It should say

I have too many friends
How can I get rid of them?

T.A.M.
30th August 2007, 01:44 PM
Should read....

"I Want To Bullhorn My School on 9/11, but to save my underwear from repeated wedgy abuse, I will not."

TAM;)

Pardalis
30th August 2007, 01:44 PM
Hilarious.

Here's some advice from one of his looney friends:


Don't try to go into too much detail.

Burn lots of copies of Loose Change. "9/11 was an inside job, if you want proof take one of these".

Don't get sucked into a debate with anyone.

Viper Daimao
30th August 2007, 01:49 PM
Hopefully he does this and the school takes notice and they and his parents send him to see a psychologist. For years I've been asking them to share their delusions with adults and seek help, maybe this kid will get some.

realitybites
30th August 2007, 01:49 PM
Ha. The kid who started the thread is 13 years old.

We placing bets as to when he'll be Mod-ified?

I say by the end of September.

Pardalis
30th August 2007, 01:57 PM
Hopefully he does this and the school takes notice and they and his parents send him to see a psychologist. For years I've been asking them to share their delusions with adults and seek help, maybe this kid will get some.

And he's probably one of the truthers who might actually recover from trooferism. I don't think the Craig Ranke and the other 30+ year olds can be helped.

T.A.M.
30th August 2007, 01:57 PM
once girls (or boys) become his focus...da twoof is history...lol

TAM:)

nicepants
30th August 2007, 01:58 PM
Ha. The kid who started the thread is 13 years old.

We placing bets as to when he'll be Mod-ified?

I say by the end of September.

So he was 7 years old on 9/11...well at least he knows what he's talking about.

"Dad, can I borrow your bullhorn?"

Pardalis
30th August 2007, 02:04 PM
once girls (or boys) become his focus...da twoof is history...lol

TAM:)

So one is digging a hole in his parent's backyard, another wants to bullhorn inanities at his school...

Get these boys a Playboy.

dudalb
30th August 2007, 02:13 PM
Don't get sucked into a debate with anyone
Priceless.Just Priceless.
On the other hand,considering how Troofers do when they get into a debate,that might not be bad advice.

Digest
30th August 2007, 02:17 PM
this is the real issue i have with that whole thread:

just hand out dvd's to all the popular people, go up to the hot girls, its also a good way to hook up, icebreaker

As for using 9/11 to hook up with girls, it works. I write my email address on all the dvds I give out. A couple good-looking blondes asks me about the stickers on my truck one day, and I gave them a copy of LC2ER. I started an email correspondence with one of the girls and ended up having dinner with her. In high school, any excuse to talk to a girl is acceptable. I think girls would be impressed that you have something intelligent to say, rather than the usual nonsense that spews from a teenagers mouth.

that is just sad - and frankly sickens me.

nicepants
30th August 2007, 02:22 PM
"Inside Job? that's hot."

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/paris-hilton/pictures/paris-hilton-picture-1.jpg

NYCEMT86
30th August 2007, 02:23 PM
Since he can't make money off it like his idol Dylan and company, he is trying to become popular and dates off the death of 3,000 people.


WOW

That sums up the twoof movement...they don't care about truth, they care about themselves.

Alferd_Packer
30th August 2007, 02:27 PM
Bullhorning a school would be a good way to extend your summer vacation.

Pardalis
30th August 2007, 02:31 PM
That sums up the twoof movement...they don't care about truth, they care about themselves.

indeed:

posted by some douchebag on LCforum

Think about it, when the truth becomes undenied by the world as a whole, you'll be the most popular kid in school...

qarnos
30th August 2007, 02:34 PM
Don't get sucked into a debate with anyone. You will encounter haters so heres all you need to say to them:

"The 9/11 truth movement includes physics professors, architechs, engineers, pilots, New York Fire Department members, New York Police officers and more - i'm just trying to introduce you to them, I am not an expert but I do listen to those who are, and so should you."

Feel free to join me:

:hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb:

Drudgewire
30th August 2007, 02:52 PM
Feel free to join me:

:hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb:

Okie dokie.

:hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb:

Björn Toulouse
30th August 2007, 03:15 PM
Here's the Paul Revere approach from a well remembered former 15 year old poster here:


I plan to do a "Shout and run". I'm gonan hop on my bike, rig it so I acn talk and ride at the same time and throw soem DVD's to the people. Should be one hell of a show!


But a poster named Justicia sounds like a voice of reason, at least when addressing the bullhorn method, by reminding the kid of the intricacies of high school socialization.

Drudgewire
30th August 2007, 03:19 PM
I plan to do a "Shout and run". I'm gonan hop on my bike, rig it so I acn talk and ride at the same time and throw soem DVD's to the people. Should be one hell of a show!
If we find out who it is, someone should stand outside his school that day and then file a police report about being assaulted by a DVD-throwing nutcase. :p

Redtail
30th August 2007, 03:27 PM
If we find out who it is, someone should stand outside his school that day and then file a police report about being assaulted by a DVD-throwing nutcase. :p


Wait.... WAIT ONE BLUE SPIDER MONKEY MINUTE!!!!!!!! He has to "RIG" his bike so he can talk and ride at the same time!?!?!?!??!?


GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The stupid burrrrrrrrrrrns!!!!!!!

Redtail
30th August 2007, 03:33 PM
this is the real issue i have with that whole thread:





that is just sad - and frankly sickens me.

(Redtail thinks of all of the things he did to pick up girls when he was that age.... breaks into laughter... Realizes that if there is a God he will have 5 daughters.... cries... decides not to post anything.)

Alareth
30th August 2007, 03:35 PM
Wait.... WAIT ONE BLUE SPIDER MONKEY MINUTE!!!!!!!! He has to "RIG" his bike so he can talk and ride at the same time!?!?!?!??!?


GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The stupid burrrrrrrrrrrns!!!!!!!


Give him a piece of gum to chew. It will incapacitate him.

Drudgewire
30th August 2007, 03:37 PM
that is just sad - and frankly sickens me.
Shouldn't. If he'd gotten further he'd certainly have said so.

I'd let a twoofer buy me dinner. :p

defaultdotxbe
30th August 2007, 03:40 PM
Wait.... WAIT ONE BLUE SPIDER MONKEY MINUTE!!!!!!!! He has to "RIG" his bike so he can talk and ride at the same time!?!?!?!??!?


GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The stupid burrrrrrrrrrrns!!!!!!!
what, you expect him to hold the bullhorn with his hands? hows he supposed to pick up chicks that way?

BTW your sig is innaccurate (sortof) dr killinger says "always faithful terrible lizard" (yes, he mistranslated)

CptColumbo
30th August 2007, 03:50 PM
http://www.megaphoneusa.com/?gclid=CKfdpreano4CFRyOFQodaSHCYg

Reasonably priced, and they accept most major credit cards. If he/she can get access to daddy's Mastercard.

Redtail
30th August 2007, 03:52 PM
what, you expect him to hold the bullhorn with his hands? hows he supposed to pick up chicks that way?

BTW your sig is innaccurate (sortof) dr killinger says "always faithful terrible lizard" (yes, he mistranslated)

Really? Durn Killinger and his magic murder bag....

Alferd_Packer
30th August 2007, 03:56 PM
Wait.... WAIT ONE BLUE SPIDER MONKEY MINUTE!!!!!!!! He has to "RIG" his bike so he can talk and ride at the same time!?!?!?!??!?


GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The stupid burrrrrrrrrrrns!!!!!!!

one hand to hold the bullhorn, one hand to frizbee DVDs at people (like Oddjob in Godfinger) and one hand to steer.

He needs to learn how to ride a unicycle.

Regnad Kcin
30th August 2007, 04:24 PM
http://911.husseh.com/images/bh.pngWhat to say? How about, "The teachers who have provided me instruction all these years are bleeding incompetents and should be summarily fired!"

Cl1mh4224rd
30th August 2007, 05:18 PM
Bullhorning a school would be a good way to extend your summer vacation.


I was thinking that would at least get him some detention time...

Unsecured Coins
30th August 2007, 07:34 PM
Times like this I am proud to own not 1 but 2 gas guzzling SUV's, because a plain old BIKE just cannot hold the amount of squirrel I could rake in with a copy of Loose Change and a bullhorn

Björn Toulouse
30th August 2007, 07:48 PM
Recent topic @ LCF (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=14711)

http://911.husseh.com/images/bh.png

That pretty much sums up the twoof movement, IMO.



It's even underscored further when the kid admits he doesn't even have the freakin' bullhorn in the first place.

PhantomWolf
30th August 2007, 09:18 PM
It's even underscored further when the kid admits he doesn't even have the freakin' bullhorn in the first place.

Perhaps Alex can lend him his.

Dr Harry Rein
30th August 2007, 09:27 PM
Perhaps Alex can lend him his.

He can't. Alex Jones' bullhorn is surgically attached to his lips.

CptColumbo
30th August 2007, 10:49 PM
Perhaps Alex can lend him his.

Or buy one.
http://www.megaphoneusa.com/?gclid=CKfdpreano4CFRyOFQodaSHCYg

Reasonably priced, and they accept most major credit cards. If he/she can get access to daddy's Mastercard.

Obviousman
30th August 2007, 10:55 PM
Where is that 911 cartoon? You know, the one where the guy gets the wrong burger order and his truther mate goes off? I can't find the right thread...

Gravy
31st August 2007, 12:37 AM
Recent topic @ LCF (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=14711)

http://911.husseh.com/images/bh.png

That pretty much sums up the twoof movement, IMO.Wow. That does sum it up. Maybe he should go to to Rev91's website (http://thestraightfacts.myswb.us/HomePage.html):

Other websites have long movies, ldoong articles and other things that some people don't have the time to fit in their busy schedule. So this is for people with little time and/or little patience to watch an hour long movie or read a five paragraph article.

leftysergeant
31st August 2007, 04:08 AM
Wow. That does sum it up. Maybe he should go to to Rev91's website (http://thestraightfacts.myswb.us/HomePage.html):

I thin k Rev started at a very young age to commune with the spirits...the grain-neutral ones, that is.

Have you ever heard the expression "There no THERE there."

Reeco
31st August 2007, 04:30 AM
Something good has come of this, however.

I've just learned what a bullhorn is.

Björn Toulouse
31st August 2007, 05:17 AM
Something good has come of this, however.

I've just learned what a bullhorn is.






And I have learned what a "loud hailer" is.

funk de fino
31st August 2007, 05:48 AM
Poor Jordan is still getting accusations of trolling by his "friends" at LC

Troll alert, no British kid uses the word bullhorn.
Then claims to have seen Alex Jones on the news.
Be careful people.

besides the fact he also used loudhailer

then

Also 13 is not the 3rd year of high school here, sorry Joe if you're legit but i'm now not convinced.

going on 14 is 3rd year in the UK

then

I got an idea Joe.

Post a picture of yourself with a sign that reads, "I am Joe911 from the Loose change forums", and we'll believe you are 13, or at least someone who looks 13.

then

http://telltheworld911.blogspot.com/2007/08/good-idea-look-up-lcf.html

thats the link to that picture, so now i hope that you will all beleive me. if you still need a little bit more proof, see my tagged profile.


i guess joe911 would call that a pwn'ng of jackchit and look-up

that site is almost too funny

Disbelief
31st August 2007, 05:56 AM
Here was the best advice:

"Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!!"

It is high school after all.

Cuddles
31st August 2007, 08:10 AM
So this is for people with little time and/or little patience to watch an hour long movie or read a five paragraph article.

I can't help worrying about someone who compares 5 paragraphs with an hour long film.

Viper Daimao
31st August 2007, 09:07 AM
Is this the same confused 13 year old joe that came here to ask us to unban him at the LCF? The one that Rev911 was claiming was a JREF'er? And then Joe claimed to be friends with Rev?

That's even more confuse than I thought it was before I wrote it down.

Juustin
31st August 2007, 09:30 AM
Priceless.Just Priceless.
On the other hand,considering how Troofers do when they get into a debate,that might not be bad advice.


Best advice would be:
"If anyone tries to debate you, look lost and frightened and let Burmas do the talking".

Obviousman
31st August 2007, 04:51 PM
Where is that 911 cartoon? You know, the one where the guy gets the wrong burger order and his truther mate goes off? I can't find the right thread...

Anyone? I've searched through threads but I can't find it.

I'm sure it was on this forum...

Obviousman
31st August 2007, 04:57 PM
Found it!

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7809/troofersdg7.jpg

CHF
31st August 2007, 04:59 PM
Hilarious.

Here's some advice from one of his looney friends:

Don't get sucked into a debate with anyone.

Yeah, that never goes well for them, does it?

Viper Daimao
31st August 2007, 05:48 PM
Found it!

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7809/troofersdg7.jpg

heh yeah, cox and forkum's pretty good stuff.

joe911
3rd September 2007, 09:45 AM
yes, i agree, the thing with this rev and my rev was pretty confusing lol