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Segnosaur
3rd September 2003, 10:41 AM
Ok, after decades of aliens coming down here, kidnapping farmers and giving them anal probes, it looks like some Aliens have actually started being of benefit to mankind:


A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment.


See: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bizarrenews/display.var.402760.0.womans_close_encounter_with_o rgasmic_aliens.php
asthmatic camel
3rd September 2003, 10:46 AM
It must be a little embarassing for her if she happens to be shopping in Tesco at the time.
dingler44
3rd September 2003, 10:59 AM
Sweet jumped up geezum crow in a jumpsuit... I coulda come up with a better story than Mrs. Cohen's when I was in utero. I bet I coulda drawn better pictures too.

Mrs. Cohen, you are stupid:
BPSCG
3rd September 2003, 11:05 AM
Me next, me next!:dl:
Starrman
3rd September 2003, 12:33 PM
Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait?
SquishyDave
3rd September 2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Starrman
Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait?
Nothing but net Starrman. :D
Charlie in Dayton
3rd September 2003, 08:39 PM
Why oh why oh why does that photo remind me of Ms. Cleo after a week's worth of Big Macs?