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Bell
14th September 2007, 03:00 PM
What's up with the number 1? It comes up in every conspiracy:

9/11
AA11 crashes into Tower 1
UA175, the 2nd plane, crashed into Tower 2 (2-1=1)
1 plane (AA77) crashes into the Pentagon (77/7=11)
1 plane (UA93) crashes after the passengers attack the terrorists (9*3=27, 2+7=9, 1 of the numbers (the 1st) from UA93)
The WTC Towers collapse 1 after the other

But wait, there's more:

Apollo 11
JFK, killed 11-22-1963
TWA800 (7-17-1996)
Ayrton Senna (Formula 1 driver) (5-1-1994)

I could go on and on...

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE NUMBER 1?!

ryanebelhar
14th September 2007, 03:01 PM
It's a very common number.

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:03 PM
I'll have the number two please, with French fries on the side.

Stellafane
14th September 2007, 03:03 PM
Damn, you're onto us.

Signed, Number 1
Head of One World Government

IMST
14th September 2007, 03:03 PM
Is it a coincidence that NWO is an anagram for ONE if you turn the W a bit sideways?

Hyperviolet
14th September 2007, 03:06 PM
Is it a coincidence that NWO is an anagram for ONE if you turn the W a bit sideways?

It's an anagram of WON, which is basically the same.

If you exclude spelling, that is.

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:07 PM
I see Bell has a bias (http://www.filmtotaal.nl/images/wallpapers/full/ghostbusters2/gb2_1024.jpg) against the number 1...

rtalman
14th September 2007, 03:10 PM
It's the loneliest number.

However, 2 can be as sad as 1 since it's the loneliest number since the number 1.

Bell
14th September 2007, 03:10 PM
I see Bell has a bias (http://www.filmtotaal.nl/images/wallpapers/full/ghostbusters2/gb2_1024.jpg) against the number 1...

You owe me a new keyboard :D

Or should that be, 1 new keyboard?

Par
14th September 2007, 03:12 PM
What's up with the number 1? It comes up in every conspiracy... WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE NUMBER 1?!

That reminds me. I once witnessed a conspiracy theorist offer the following argument. (I understand that it was presented in all seriousness):

The date 9/11 is similar to the telephone number for the emergency services (911).
Many members of the emergency services died on 9/11.
But terrorists don’t honour their victims.
Therefore 9/11 was an inside job.

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:12 PM
You owe me a new keyboard :D

Or should that be, 1 new keyboard?

Isn't this just an excuse to have two keyboards Bell? :p

Hyperviolet
14th September 2007, 03:14 PM
That reminds me. I once witnessed a conspiracy theorist offer the following argument. (I understand that it was presented in all seriousness):

The date 9/11 is similar to the telephone number for the emergency services (911).
Many members of the emergency services died on 9/11.
But terrorists donít honour their victims.
Therefore 9/11 was an inside job.


Wow.

Bell
14th September 2007, 03:21 PM
That reminds me. I once witnessed a conspiracy theorist offer the following argument. (I understand that it was presented in all seriousness):

The date 9/11 is similar to the telephone number for the emergency services (911).
Many members of the emergency services died on 9/11.
But terrorists donít honour their victims.
Therefore 9/11 was an inside job.


Serious? ... I have no words.
Not even 1 word...

tacodaemon
14th September 2007, 03:23 PM
I'll have the number two please, with French fries on the side.


French fries with cheese would make sense.

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:25 PM
Serious? ... I have no words.
Not even 1 word...

Don't even try it Bell, we know your game you anti-singularite bastid.

Next thing you know you'll be spamming this board with your sickening propaganda videos.

anlekYlomNs

We know your kind.

Bell
14th September 2007, 03:27 PM
Isn't this just an excuse to have two keyboards Bell? :p

Darn! What gave it away?

My NWO officer will not be too happy, finding out I'm not good at deceiving people. I should never have refused that copy of "NWO deceiving techniques for Dummies (excluding troofers)"

Bell
14th September 2007, 03:32 PM
Don't even try it Bell, we know your game you anti-singularite bastid.

Next thing you know you'll be spamming this board with your sickening propaganda videos.

anlekYlomNs

We know your kind.

I hate when people do that.

Don't people know the correct posure is :iloveusign:

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:35 PM
I hate when people do that.

Don't people know the correct posure is :iloveusign:

Surely you don't want me to give you our sign... :p

Mince
14th September 2007, 03:39 PM
Being the first ordinal number, it will be involved in all ordinal squences (1st plane, etc.).

Totovader
14th September 2007, 03:42 PM
Being the first ordinal number, it will be involved in all ordinal squences (1st plane, etc.).

Prove it.

Drudgewire
14th September 2007, 03:44 PM
Surely you don't want me to give you our sign... :p
Well, it could mean #1. :D

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 03:46 PM
Well, it could mean #1. :D

http://www.randi.org/forumlive/images/icons/icon14.gif
(http://www.randi.org/forumlive/images/icons/icon14.gif)

bokonon
14th September 2007, 06:16 PM
One likes to pose as a prime number, but it isn't. It's an agent of disinformation.

DarkMagician
14th September 2007, 06:53 PM
Truthers think everyone's giving them a "Number 1" gesture.

Sorry to tell them, but that gesture is made by extending the index finger, not the...

Pardalis
14th September 2007, 07:02 PM
kind of like this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/perdalis/babooveryverybadman.gif

Retrograde
14th September 2007, 10:09 PM
And as every good Lennonist knows, 1 and 1 and 1 is 3 buildings collapsing on 9/11!

BTW, I am firmly in the I is a prime number camp. So there.

Jonnyclueless
14th September 2007, 10:16 PM
Quick, list every number divisible by 1!

That should keep them busy for a while.

Redtail
14th September 2007, 10:20 PM
USC is just the best team right now thus the #1 rank. Granted LSU has an argu.... Oh the actual number...:o:boxedin:

LashL
14th September 2007, 10:29 PM
Quick, list every number divisible by 1!

That should keep them busy for a while.

Nah, it won't keep them busy nearly long enough, since many of them can't count past 1000 and the vast majority of the rest of them won't understand your post.

IMST
15th September 2007, 12:11 AM
USC is just the best team right now thus the #1 rank. Granted LSU has an argu.... Oh the actual number...:o:boxedin:
So you're saying USC is responsible for 9/11. (looks down at USC T-shirt, looks to the left at USC diploma, looks behind self at USC chair)

Disinfo Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!

Peephole
15th September 2007, 01:53 AM
Number one!

http://www.scifig.com/picar1.gif

JimBenArm
15th September 2007, 07:00 AM
Actually, you missed the obvious. NWO backwards is OWN, as in we OWN you. And the reason the number 1 shows up so much is because I spilled a coke on my keyboard, and it sticks from time to time!!!!11111!!!111 1111

Cheap Shot
15th September 2007, 07:06 AM
Notice the avatar being saluted to the "Evil Empire" its all thier fault.

Myriad
15th September 2007, 07:24 AM
This just shows how the Unitarians are the real power behind everything.

AKA "Unitarian Universalists." "Universalist"! What a giveaway!

Respectfully,
Myriad

Good Lt
15th September 2007, 07:52 AM
It's the loneliest number.

Good Lt
15th September 2007, 07:53 AM
Also, it's pretty close to the IQ of the average Twoofer, so they have a natural affinity for it.

DarkMagician
15th September 2007, 11:38 AM
It's the loneliest number.

Someone's already made that joke.