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saizai
14th September 2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/comic.cgi?comic=71

Puppycow
17th September 2007, 06:48 PM
http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/comic.cgi?comic=71

Worth a click! :D

Slimething
17th September 2007, 08:46 PM
:D

EHLO
17th September 2007, 11:25 PM
There are some jobs I wouldn't even get a robot to do.

(Not without better armaments anyway!)

FireGarden
18th September 2007, 02:51 AM
I skipped a few frames.
Did I miss anything?

:D

Charlie Monoxide
18th September 2007, 10:33 AM
Great comic site! The art is pretty neat as well ....

Charlie (likes to read comics) Monoxide

blobru
18th September 2007, 11:58 AM
Robotic theology? :gear_roll: I was expecting something like:

if (religion)
then
{
if (dead(me) && christian(god) && christian(me) && (sect(me) == sect(god)) && (~mortal(sins) || confessed(sins) || indulgences(sins)) && judgement(day) && j_christ > beast)
then
{
heaven(soul);
}
else if (west(religion)) then
{
hell(soul);
}
else if (east(religion)) then
{
if ~(nirvana(karma(soul))) then
{
karma++;
samsara(karma(soul));
}
}
else
{
spirit(soul);
}
}
else
{
;
}

... or maybe java.

Fnord
18th September 2007, 12:32 PM
And after 232 rounds of play, the final score is:

Bible-Waving Christian - 1
Soulless Atheist Drone - 0

FireGarden
18th September 2007, 12:53 PM
Robotic theology? :gear_roll: I was expecting something like:

or....

1010 1001
1010 1001
1010 1001
....

ala Futurama