NWO Kitty is a Sell Out!

[Hokulele]

Yes, you heard it correctly, NWO Kitty has officially sold out. Now you can be a stylish shill, a dapper disinfo, a nattily attired NWO agent. If you have been following the CT forum, you may have noticed a little thread entitled Comic strip a conspiracy myth (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=80591). One of the regular cast of characters is "NWO Kitty", brainchild of the poster Horatius. Since NWO Kitty became very popular with the regular readers of this thread, some of us decided to use this dastardly dashing agent for material gain. Material for JREF that is.

With the blessings of StripGenerator (the company that runs that website, yes, we are keeping it legal), we have put this design on t-shirts, mugs, and messenger bags for your wardrobe delight. All profits from sales of these items will be given to the TAM Scholarship fund and/or JREF proper.

Click here to visit the US-based store.

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=138056 (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=138056)

Click here to visit the UK-based store. (Note, I like the merchandise at this store better, but shipping charges may be a factor for some people.)

http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html (http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html)

Support the New World Order skeptical thinking!

[Unsecured Coins]

*will be ordering when I get home from work*

[Sabrina]

Hell to the YES!!!!!

*buys everything* :D

[Unsecured Coins]

Hell to the YES!!!!!

*buys everything* :D


well, you're closer. buy me one and I'll pick it up myself.

[Sabrina]

Lazybones.

[Unsecured Coins]

Lazybones.
you don't find it odd that I refuse to break out the credit card for a cat on a shirt but more than willing to go 100 bucks in the hole for gas to make a roadtrip to get said cat on shirt?

[Sabrina]

Okay, screw the US store; I'm buying everything in the UK store. Thankfully I can afford the shipping. *LOL*

[Sabrina]

you don't find it odd that I refuse to break out the credit card for a cat on a shirt but more than willing to go 100 bucks in the hole for gas to make a roadtrip to get said cat on shirt?

Didn't think of it that way. *G*

[Horatius]

Sold!


Or at least, Bought!


I purchased things from both shops, and I live in Canada, so it's a race! We'll see who gets it here first.

[Unsecured Coins]

that's why you're the officer, and I'm not.

[Drudgewire]

One medium old skool style on the way. http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/woop.gif

[defaultdotxbe]

no good bad im the cat with the gun at the US store?

BOYCOTT!!!

[Redtail]

Yes, you heard it correctly, NWO Kitty has officially sold out. Now you can be a stylish shill, a dapper disinfo, a nattily attired NWO agent. If you have been following the CT forum, you may have noticed a little thread entitled Comic strip a conspiracy myth (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=80591). One of the regular cast of characters is "NWO Kitty", brainchild of the poster Horatius. Since NWO Kitty became very popular with the regular readers of this thread, some of us decided to use this dastardly dashing agent for material gain. Material for JREF that is.

With the blessings of StripGenerator (the company that runs that website, yes, we are keeping it legal), we have put this design on t-shirts, mugs, and messenger bags for your wardrobe delight. All profits from sales of these items will be given to the TAM Scholarship fund and/or JREF proper.

Click here to visit the US-based store.

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=138056 (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=138056)

Click here to visit the UK-based store. (Note, I like the merchandise at this store better, but shipping charges may be a factor for some people.)

http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html (http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html)

Support the New World Order skeptical thinking!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I can't believe he sold out! It's like going to heaven and finding Jesus smoking crack.:(

[Hokulele]

no good bad im the cat with the gun at the US store?

BOYCOTT!!!


What! *Hustles over to the store to double-check*

It's there. It is listed as "NWO Kitty - Has Gun". If you click on the picture, you will get a full description and preview. Man, don't scare me like that.

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/18/im-a-secret-agent-not-a-sales-agent.png

[TheDoLittle]

I'll have to count out my Loose Change to see if I have enough to buy one.

[Bell]

On a side note. Isn't using this kitty an infrigment of copyright in any way, shape or form?

[Hokulele]

On a side note. Isn't using this kitty an infrigment of copyright in any way, shape or form?


I was very careful to clear all of the designs through StripGenerator before opening the store to the general public. If anyone legalistic wants to see the e-mails, let me know and I will get permission from StripGenerator to share them. The only other intellectual property holder who might possibly be affected is Horatius, as he is the one who drew up the designs. However, I think he may be bribable with something beer-related. ;)

[LashL]

:yahoo


Thank you to all of you who made this happen!

I just placed my order and I can hardly wait for the shirts to arrive!

[Bell]

I was very careful to clear all of the designs through StripGenerator before opening the store to the general public. If anyone legalistic wants to see the e-mails, let me know and I will get permission from StripGenerator to share them. The only other intellectual property holder who might possibly be affected is Horatius, as he is the one who drew up the designs. However, I think he may be bribable with something beer-related. ;)

Don't you mean threat him with something beer-related?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Molsondry.jpg/250px-Molsondry.jpg

[Hokulele]

Don't you mean threat him with something beer-related?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Molsondry.jpg/250px-Molsondry.jpg


Unclean! Unclean!

(Darn, I have to wait another 6 hours before I can cleanse away that horrible image with a nice MBC Bikini Blonde (http://www.mauibrewingco.com/mauibrewingco.htm).)

[Bell]

Unclean! Unclean!

(Darn, I have to wait another 6 hours before I can cleanse away that horrible image with a nice MBC Bikini Blonde (http://www.mauibrewingco.com/mauibrewingco.htm).)

I really didn't click that link just because of the words "bikini blonde". Nope. Really.

Which makes me wonder. Where is she?

[Hokulele]

I really didn't click that link just because of the words "bikini blonde". Nope. Really.

Which makes me wonder. Where is she?


In the picture on the right side of the page, click on the top box. I prefer the blonde, my husband is more of a Big Swell IPA person.

(And now I have just completely derailed my own thread. Par for the course.)

[Mercutio]

I want one with nothing on the back--just NWO kitty on the front. Subtle. Classy.










Unlike me.

[Horatius]

I want one with nothing on the back--just NWO kitty on the front. Subtle. Classy.










Unlike me.



You'll have to go to the UK site, then, I think. They also have colours!

Although the black-on-black probably wasn't the best choice!

[Horatius]

The only other intellectual property holder who might possibly be affected is Horatius, as he is the one who drew up the designs.



And it isn't like I've been aiding and abetting this whole process, is it? :)




However, I think he may be bribable with something beer-related. ;)



....not that a bribe would be turned down, mind you.......

[Hokulele]

I want one with nothing on the back--just NWO kitty on the front.


There have been a few other requests for custom shirts. As long as it uses only the design elements approved by StripGenerator (just the cat for example), there shouldn't be any problems. However, we are required to provide them with samples of the products we are selling, so we have been trying to restrict the number of designs offered. Since the "cat only" request has come up enough times before, I will go ahead and add this to the list on the US store. Give me an hour or so, as it is lunchtime here.

Subtle. Classy.

Unlike me.


And being subtle and classy myself, I'm not touching this one. Oh, wait . . .

[Sabrina]

One T-shirt from the US store.

T-Shirt and a bag from the UK store.

One in each design. :D

I love this!!

[PhantomWolf]

One T-shirt from the US store.

T-Shirt and a bag from the UK store.

One in each design. :D

I love this!!

We expect photos of you modeling the gear when it arrives.

[Bell]

We expect photos of you modeling the gear when it arrives.

Before and after photo's please.

Before you put on the t-shirt, after you put on the t-shirt.

:boxedin:

[Unsecured Coins]

i already tried that crap. it'd be easy making a chicken wire canoe float

[Hokulele]

You'll have to go to the UK site, then, I think. They also have colours!


Yup, brodski's UK site is much nicer than the US one. I tried to do the colors thingy and it kept printing the background of the panels as white, bleah.

Although the black-on-black probably wasn't the best choice!


But very NWO-like.

(And I really do owe you at least a beer for all your help. Are you planning on going to TAM 6?)

[Sabrina]

*counts* One... two.... three.... hey, where are the rest of my stalkers-err, admirers?

[PhantomWolf]

Before and after photo's please.

Before you put on the t-shirt, after you put on take off the t-shirt.

:boxedin:

There, fixed that for you Bell. ;)

[Unsecured Coins]

*counts* One... two.... three.... hey, where are the rest of my stalkers-err, admirers?


I've severely cut down on my competition

[Horatius]

(And I really do owe you at least a beer for all your help. Are you planning on going to TAM 6?)



Well, now I am :)

Okay, I was planning to go anyways, but this just confirms it. Although, unfortunately, I may not be able to drink beer at that time, as I'm just about to go have gastric bypass surgery. But that's not really unfortunate, is it? ;)

Maybe we can hit The Gun Store (http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/rental.htm) together instead!

[Hokulele]

Maybe we can hit The Gun Store (http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/rental.htm) together instead!


Whee! There is nothing like a machine gun to inspire critical thinking. :cool:


Good luck with the surgery!

[Horatius]

Whee! There is nothing like a machine gun to inspire critical thinking. :cool:


Good luck with the surgery!


Well, you certainly start thinking a lot about where you're standing relative to the target!

And thanks, I think the surgery will go well, as the doc is pretty experienced, but hey, you never know!

[Alareth]

Wait a second, the US store lists the prices in US Dollars. Shouldn't they be in Amero's (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=93713)?

[OldTigerCub]

Is NWO Kitty available on ebay? I want one!:D

[mortimer]

Wait a second, the US store lists the prices in US Dollars. Shouldn't they be in Amero's (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=93713)?

Wait for it...

[OldTigerCub]

Screw ebay....my order is in...I'll be singing it to myself all day tomorrow... "Secret agent cat, secret agent cat...they've given you a number and a big gun and a hat"...:cool:

[LashL]

Screw ebay....my order is in...I'll be singing it to myself all day tomorrow... "Secret agent cat, secret agent cat...they've given you a number and a big gun and a hat"...:cool:

Ohhh, that sounds like a natural for the "9/11 The Musical" thread...

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=63415

[Arus808]

oooh... i love the messenger bags on the UK site....now is it worth shipping it over......I need a bag for my plushie kitty to hide in.

[LashL]

I would have lobbied for a Canadian store site but for the fact that CAD and USD are virtually at par these days. :p

[Hokulele]

I would have lobbied for a Canadian store site but for the fact that CAD and USD are virtually at par these days. :p


Oddly enough, Spreadshirt has an option where I can open a mirror store geared towards the . . . . . . Quebecois! Parlez-vous?

(Yes, I know you are in Toronto, not Montreal. Darn it, I don't know how to make the accents in this character set.)

[qarnos]

So if NWO Kitty is a "sell out"... does that mean I'm too late to buy one?

[PhantomWolf]

I wonder if we can sell more that the TM did for 9/11?

[LashL]

Oddly enough, Spreadshirt has an option where I can open a mirror store geared towards the . . . . . . Quebecois! Parlez-vous?

(Yes, I know you are in Toronto, not Montreal. Darn it, I don't know how to make the accents in this character set.)

Shhh. Don't use the word "Quebecois". Above the 49th parallel, it has connotations far beyond "someone who lives in Quebec" and you certainly don't want to introduce politics into this thread.

And, in any event, given the parity of the USD and the CAD these days, and given the fact that shipping parcels from the US to Canada is more economical than shipping parcels from Quebec to Ontario, it's all good. :D

[Travis]

*counts* One... two.... three.... hey, where are the rest of my stalkers-err, admirers?

Well..... I'm a default admirer of any woman with good critical thinking skills.:) ;)

[Travis]

It's funny. The Truth movement is supposed to be this great "organization" and yet here we are, a bunch of loosely affiliated skeptics, and we have a comic strip, the Stundies, a mascot and now..... merchandise for that mascot. What do they do with their time and energy?

[Arus808]

It's funny. The Truth movement is supposed to be this great "organization" and yet here we are, a bunch of loosely affiliated skeptics, and we have a comic strip, the Stundies, a mascot and now..... merchandise for that mascot. What do they do with their time and energy?


organize protests that get all of 10 people to show up??? :confused:

[Rolfe]

Ouch. I just spent over 70 quid on the "making the world safe for tyranny" ones.

The bag is a total winner!

Rolfe.

[timhau]

I'm tempted. However, can we be sure that all profits go to facilitating NWO hegemony? I don't want to see any my hard-earned money in the hands of the hungry or the homeless.

[Hokulele]

I'm tempted. However, can we be sure that all profits go to facilitating NWO hegemony? I don't want to see any my hard-earned money in the hands of the hungry or the homeless.


You can tell by the RFID hidden in one of the seams of the shirt.


MWAAAAHAHAHAHA!

[timhau]

Damn. The long-sleeved ones don't come in sizes above L. Don't tell me NWO is trying to suck up to little people.

[JimBenArm]

*counts* One... two.... three.... hey, where are the rest of my stalkers-err, admirers?
Oh, sorry I'm late. Tripped over all the empty UPS boxes outside...

[Undesired Walrus]

Will Gravy be wearing one of these for his next Hardfire?

Also, no simple non-caption kitty design for the UK store? Tyranny!

[timhau]

No NWO kitty underwear? Are we supposed to go commando when we're undercover?

[Rolfe]

I just thought. I'm going on holiday in about three weeks. Do we think that bag will make it through airport security?

Rolfe.

[Sabrina]

Arus, I still want to buy a plushie NWO kitty from you when you add in the gun. I think he's ADORABLE!

[Bell]

Arus, I still want to buy a plushie NWO kitty from you when you add in the gun. I think he's ADORABLE!

We can see through your new dress...

Okay, move along now!

:whistling

[Sabrina]

Why do you think I chose this avatar? *smirks*

[NYCEMT86]

Ohhh, that sounds like a natural for the "9/11 The Musical" thread...

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=63415


HAHAHA! I just strolled over to that thread and I wish I had joined this forum earlier. That is so great.



I can't wait to buy me a plushie NWO cat. I am putting my order in for a couple shirts this weekend, cant wait :D

[brodski]

Also, no simple non-caption kitty design for the UK store? Tyranny!

Your wish is my command, I've added a captionless NWO kitty shirt (in white and colour) to the store. I've also added badges and a mousepad.

[brodski]

I just thought. I'm going on holiday in about three weeks. Do we think that bag will make it through airport security?

Rolfe.

Well, the bag will make it through airport security, but if I see a cat on a plane with a gun...

[contra]

Am... if only it wasn't the end of the month... and if I had monies...

Well I get a payrise next month... so maybe then...

Man that Tyrany one is tempting...

[Bell]

Well, the bag will make it through airport security, but if I see a cat on a plane with a gun...

I thought tasers were all the craze these days? :confused:

[Arus808]

I can't wait to buy me a plushie NWO cat.

If interested, I can make you one, for $10 + shipping. Im still working on the gun holster and gun if you wish to wait till then ^_~

Im working on the pattern for those who want to make the little tyke on their own. ACtually, Im making a purple colored version (sans gun) for my niece.

[NYCEMT86]

If interested, I can make you one, for $10 + shipping. Im still working on the gun holster and gun if you wish to wait till then ^_~

Im working on the pattern for those who want to make the little tyke on their own. ACtually, Im making a purple colored version (sans gun) for my niece.

I am very interested, how ever I will wait for the gun and holster. How much longer until you open up a sweatshop in Taiwan and raise the price to 19.95 and we see it on late night infomercials? ;-) lol

[Sabrina]

*is waiting for the holster and gun*

Arus, I just want you to know, I squee a little bit inside every time I see your avatar. *LOL* He's just so CUTE!

[NYCEMT86]

I can wait though, I have my own NWO cat

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1817146f1b69aadb27.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8429)

He goes by the name of Mr. Nine :D

[Horatius]

Your wish is my command, I've added a captionless NWO kitty shirt (in white and colour) to the store. I've also added badges and a mousepad.



Oh, great! It's not like I haven't spent $200 already!

;)



Well, the bag will make it through airport security, but if I see a cat on a plane with a gun...



....you'll wish you hadn't.

[Horatius]

I can wait though, I have my own NWO cat

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1817146f1b69aadb27.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8429)

He goes by the name of Mr. Nine :D




Poser!


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_94904595b72721b58.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=3391)


I'll run you off!



http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_949045822893a4415.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=3116)

[NYCEMT86]

haha so cute.

[Horatius]

haha so cute.



Yep. About half a second after I took that second photo, he landed on the camera (and my hand!) in a full-on pounce!


Right now he's outside hunting mice......

[LashL]

If interested, I can make you one, for $10 + shipping. Im still working on the gun holster and gun if you wish to wait till then ^_~

Im working on the pattern for those who want to make the little tyke on their own. ACtually, Im making a purple colored version (sans gun) for my niece.

That's a steal of a deal, Arus. Please sign me up for one! (I don't require the holster and the gun so whenever it is convenient for you, that would be terrific. No pressure, though. :) )

[e^n]

Oh yeah? Well I have kittens (http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07381/IMAGE_061.jpg)!

They may not be NWO but they're certainly little ninjas in training (little poopy ninjas at that). I quite like the idea of a slightly more formalised debunking movement. For a long time now LC members have been claiming we get together and mass-troll forums so imagine how much their heads would explode if we actually did discuss things as a community!

[LashL]

Yep. About half a second after I took that second photo, he landed on the camera (and my hand!) in a full-on pounce!


He's a gorgeous cat, Horatius, and now he has a legacy as the inspiration for and personification (or is that catification) of NWO Kitty™.

[LashL]

I can wait though, I have my own NWO cat

He goes by the name of Mr. Nine :D


He is definitely a cutie, NYCEMT, and he has an interesting name, too. (If I recall correctly, Horatius' cat's name is Hector, which is also an interesting name).

[Hokulele]

Oh yeah? Well I have kittens (http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07381/IMAGE_061.jpg)!


And now the thread has been officially derailed and kittened. Ha ha! Anyone want to try for a Godwin and secure the trifecta? :)

[NYCEMT86]

I apologize for the derail, since I was the first to post a picture of my cat. But what would the NWO cat do in this situation? :D

[LashL]

And now the thread has been officially derailed and kittened. Ha ha! Anyone want to try for a Godwin and secure the trifecta? :)

Hee hee ~ but at least in this instance, it's still sort of on topic. NWO Kitty --> Cat that looks somewhat like NWO Kitty --> Cat that inspired the creation of NWO Kitty --> Ninja Kittens in Training (could be a new storyboard idea for Horatius...) plus it keeps this thread on the front page where more people will find the NWO Kitty merchandise!

Speaking of which, I received an email from the store this morning saying that my shirts had been shipped, so I am now officially in mailbox-watching mode. I can hardly wait!

[Hokulele]

I apologize for the derail, since I was the first to post a picture of my cat. But what would the NWO cat do in this situation? :D


No, no, I like the derails and kittening! I am usually the person derailing other people's threads, and am enjoying a little bit of the "sauce for the goose".

[LashL]

I apologize for the derail, since I was the first to post a picture of my cat. But what would the NWO cat do in this situation? :D

Ohhh, that sounds like a new cartoon in the making...

ETA: To make up for the derail...

Click here to visit the US-based store.

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=138056

Click here to visit the UK-based store. (Note, I like the merchandise at this store better, but shipping charges may be a factor for some people.)

http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html

Support the New World Order skeptical thinking!

[Horatius]

Anyone want to try for a Godwin and secure the trifecta? :)



This is the best I can do...... (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?1285:1)


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_949046f1d152eba6f.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8432)

[Hokulele]

This is the best I can do...... (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?1285:1)


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_949046f1d152eba6f.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8432)


Oh my word. I thought we had some, um, odd discussions on this forum.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboard.pl?1523

[LashL]

This is the best I can do...... (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?1285:1)


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_949046f1d152eba6f.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8432)

Meh. Check this one out:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1110346f1e1c1cd4eb.jpg

(from this thread: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=92657 )

:D

[OldTigerCub]

Meh. Check this one out:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1110346f1e1c1cd4eb.jpg

(from this thread: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=92657 )

:D

ROFL....:big::big:

A kitty with a bad mustache!
Heil NWO Kitty! Illuminatti uber alles!:p

[Rolfe]

Your wish is my command, I've added a captionless NWO kitty shirt (in white and colour) to the store. I've also added badges and a mousepad.


Brodski, no fair! Now I'm going to have to spend even more money!!

Rolfe.

[Sabrina]

I'm getting mine soon too!! *happy dance*

I don't know how long the Comboutique one will take, although they've said they received my payment; I'm guessing I'll get the Spreadshirt order in the next week or so though.

[Horatius]

I'm getting mine soon too!! *happy dance*

I don't know how long the Comboutique one will take, although they've said they received my payment; I'm guessing I'll get the Spreadshirt order in the next week or so though.



I've already received e-mails from both saying my order has shipped - about 12 hours apart. So now it's a race between the mail systems!


:)

[Cuddles]

Yay! Clothes with pictures of kittys on them!

Does anyone else find the idea of a mousemat with a cat on it amusing?

[Horatius]

Do we have any stats on how many we've been selling? I'm curious how popular they are.

[brodski]

Brodski, no fair! Now I'm going to have to spend even more money!!

Rolfe.

I'm sorry, did you miss the part where we told you that it was an evil new World order? ;)

[brodski]

Do we have any stats on how many we've been selling? I'm curious how popular they are.

The UK store has sold 13 items plus the samples for strip generator (not counted here)

4 safe for tyranny (SFT) T shirts (various colours and styles)
2 SFT mugs
2 SFT bags

2 cat with gun T shirts

2 cool hat Shirts

1 Cool hat bag


so come on, buy more stuff, be the first to own a non SFT mug
or mouse mat. or the very affordable, yet stylish, badges.

Due to popular demand I added a shirt with no text, yet none have yet been ordered... is it a ... conspiracy? ;)

I am still trying to work out how to sue the sites internal advertising feature to maybe get a wider market.

[Horatius]

I am still trying to work out how to sue the sites internal advertising feature to maybe get a wider market.



I think suing them right off is a bad first move. I'd try using them first.
















;)

[rwguinn]

The UK store has sold 13 items plus the samples for strip generator (not counted here)

4 safe for tyranny (SFT) T shirts (various colours and styles)
2 SFT mugs
2 SFT bags

2 cat with gun T shirts

2 cool hat Shirts

1 Cool hat bag


so come on, buy more stuff, be the first to own a non SFT mug
or mouse mat. or the very affordable, yet stylish, badges.

Due to popular demand I added a shirt with no text, yet none have yet been ordered... is it a ... conspiracy? ;)

I am still trying to work out how to sue the sites internal advertising feature to maybe get a wider market.

Your NWO is showing!
Suing software is the first step in revealing our lizard overlords' existence...:mad::D:D

[Dog Town]

Just bought, "Good,Bad, the Cat..." at the amero store! F'ing greaaaat!


DT

[Hokulele]

Do we have any stats on how many we've been selling? I'm curious how popular they are.


I have noticed that the Spreadshirt site doesn't update their sales figures very fast. I will try and get some firm numbers this evening, but their internal visitor hit counter is showing 225 (which could very well be mostly me trying to figure out how to use the stupid thing).

[brodski]

Does anyone else find the idea of a mousemat with a cat on it amusing?

Yes, that's why I created it. Do you find it amusing enough to buy one ;)

[Travis]

I wonder how long it will be before paranoid loonies use the existence of NWO Kitty as proof of the NWO.

[Sabrina]

I give it five more minutes.

At best.

[Cuddles]

Yes, that's why I created it. Do you find it amusing enough to buy one ;)

I actually need a new mousemat, so yes. Unfortunately I forgot to buy anything yesterday. If I haven't rememberd by the weekend someone had better send a kitty round to sort me out.

I wonder how long it will be before paranoid loonies use the existence of NWO Kitty as proof of the NWO.

Fortunately, if they get close enough to prove his existence, they won't be around for long enough to tell anyone about it.

[JonnyFive]

Frikkin' sweet!

Nice choices there, probably go with the UK store for the colors.

ETA: Just ordered a no-text T-shirt from the UK store, total cost of just over $42 USD with shipping, not too shabby. I like the small cat logo without the text - it's very mysterious, like a ninja.

[Sabrina]

Whoo-hoo, just got an email from Comboutique; my order has been shipped, and as I ordered two items, it will take ten-twelve days.

Where's that time machine when you need it....

[brodski]

Whoo-hoo, just got an email from Comboutique; my order has been shipped, and as I ordered two items, it will take ten-twelve days.

Where's that time machine when you need it....

They say 10-12 days, but none of the stuff that I have ordered from them has taken more than a week after processing.

I'm currently waiting on some badges, a mousemat and a text less t-shirt (black on black for extra mystery)...

[Sabrina]

Well, seeing as I want it NOW, I reiterate; where's that time machine when you need it? *G*

[JonnyFive]

Well, seeing as I want it NOW, I reiterate; where's that time machine when you need it? *G*

Even better: with a time machine you could have it yesterday!

[Sabrina]

Screw now; I just got the t-shirt I ordered from Spreadshirt!!! YES!!!

[OldTigerCub]

I got my shirt! I got my shirt! I got my shirt!:D:D:D:D
(I feel soooo official VRWC now):cool:

[Dog Town]

Hello Dog Town,

You placed an order with Spreadshirt on 20.09.2007. We're writing today to let you know that the order has been sent.

Your order has been shipped according to the shipping service that you selected when you placed your order. The details of your shipment follow

East Coast - USA: 2-4 mailing days
Central - USA: 3-6 mailing days
West Coast - USA: 3-10 mailing days

Yes, I went cheap on the shipping method. In no hurry, but 3-10 days? Nice delivery window! Gone for the next week anyway! Thanks again, to those who made this happen! X-mas is just around the corner. My siblings, and pals, are gonna love them.

DT.

[Hokulele]

Screw now; I just got the t-shirt I ordered from Spreadshirt!!! YES!!!

I got my shirt! I got my shirt! I got my shirt!:D:D:D:D
(I feel soooo official VRWC now):cool:


Let's see . . . Yup, they are showing up on the RFID tracking system. Eeeeexcellleent.

Yes, I went cheap on the shipping method. In no hurry, but 3-10 days? Nice delivery window! Gone for the next week anyway! Thanks again, to those who made this happen! X-mas is just around the corner. My siblings, and pals, are gonna love them.

DT.


Glad you like 'em! Brodski is in charge of the UK store if anyone has any questions/issues.

[LashL]

Screw now; I just got the t-shirt I ordered from Spreadshirt!!! YES!!!

I got my shirt! I got my shirt! I got my shirt!:D:D:D:D
(I feel soooo official VRWC now):cool:

WooHoo!! Congrats to both of you! I'm jealous, of course, because my shirts have not arrived yet, but my congratulations are sincere. :)


Yes, I went cheap on the shipping method. In no hurry, but 3-10 days? Nice delivery window! Gone for the next week anyway! Thanks again, to those who made this happen! X-mas is just around the corner. My siblings, and pals, are gonna love them.

DT.


Heh - mine will get here whenever they make their way across the border...most of the time, it takes only a few days, but sometimes it takes a few weeks. It all depends upon the whim of the customs official on duty who happens to be on duty at the place and time the package hits the border.

[qarnos]

Whoo-hoo, just got an email from Comboutique; my order has been shipped, and as I ordered two items, it will take ten-twelve days.

Where's that time machine when you need it....

Ten twelve days? That's almost 1/3 of a year. Talk about slow shipping... :D

[Sabrina]

You forgot the dash. :p

[Horatius]

Aren't we missing some photos?!?!


;)

[LashL]

Aren't we missing some photos?!?!


;)

Indeed.

Those of you who have received your shipments already, please toss a bone to those of us who are still waiting. Post your photos so that those of us still waiting can at least comfort ourselves with the knowledge of how coolio the items will be once they arrive.

:)

[brodski]

Ten twelve days? That's almost 1/3 of a year. Talk about slow shipping... :D

Well, they are being shipped by the french...

[brodski]

Aren't we missing some photos?!?!


;)

I was actually going to post a thread on this, with a little bit of a game thrown in.
I want photos of people next to NWO buildings in their NWO kitty T-shirts, this can be government buildings, police stations CFR headquaters, a branch of Wal-mart whatever.

We need to prove that the NWO is real, and taht kitty is their assassin/ mascot dammit!

[Rolfe]

Brodski is in charge of the UK store if anyone has any questions/issues.


Actually, I seem to have an issue.

I ordered several items on Wednesday (19th). I have a printout of the transaction, order reference, the lot. However, I decided I wanted a mouse mat as well. When I logged on to buy that, I found all the original items still in my shopping basket, and the system tried to add the mouse mat to the rest of the stuff.

I'm reluctant to delete the four original items, but having said that, I don't want two of them either!

Any ideas?

Rolfe.

[brodski]

Actually, I seem to have an issue.



I've sent you a PM.

[Rolfe]

Seems we're fine. Thanks for investigating.

Rolfe.

[OldTigerCub]

Indeed.

Those of you who have received your shipments already, please toss a bone to those of us who are still waiting. Post your photos so that those of us still waiting can at least comfort ourselves with the knowledge of how coolio the items will be once they arrive.

:)

I tried to get a picture taken last night...but forgot the camera was a gun in disguise...(darn it, I forget what all those spy gadgets are sometimes)
Poor guy...
Now I have to find my real camera and a new photographer, but I'll give it another shot....ok, a poor choice of words.:cool:

[Sabrina]

The trouble is, I suck at using the timer on my camera, and I'd probably end up with a picture that only shows one half, lengthwise that is, of the back of my new t-shirt (which I've been wearing all day, incidentally :D) and I'd end up getting frustrated and giving up.

I wonder if the concierge would mind taking the photo for me...

[LashL]

I was actually going to post a thread on this, with a little bit of a game thrown in.
I want photos of people next to NWO buildings in their NWO kitty T-shirts, this can be government buildings, police stations CFR headquaters, a branch of Wal-mart whatever.

We need to prove that the NWO is real, and taht kitty is their assassin/ mascot dammit!

Good idea.

I'll take photos in front of this building once my shirts arrive, since it houses the local NWO headquarters (and the local Masonic Lodge):

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1110346f5bf653d212.jpg


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1110346f5bf818e75c.jpg

But I will be sure to get the signs identifying the building as the NWO headquarters in the photos as well. :D

[Horatius]

Do we get extra points if we can get a head of state to wear one? Because I drive by the Canadian PM's house almost every day.....

[brodski]

Do we get extra points if we can get a head of state to wear one? Because I drive by the Canadian PM's house almost every day.....

If pretty sure that he's not Canada's head of state.
I walk past the house of Canada's head of state every day on the way to work, I'll try and get a picture.

[Horatius]

If pretty sure that he's not Canada's head of state.
I walk past the house of Canada's head of state every day on the way to work, I'll try and get a picture.



Yes, silly of me - Long day and a few beers......


:can::can::can::can::can::can::can:

[OldTigerCub]

Indeed.

Those of you who have received your shipments already, please toss a bone to those of us who are still waiting. Post your photos so that those of us still waiting can at least comfort ourselves with the knowledge of how coolio the items will be once they arrive.

:)

I got caught heading out to infiltrate the local sports bar in my big NWO truck.:cool:

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_e09d33540349adb4e2013f039bd7e218.jpg

[LashL]

I got caught heading out to infiltrate the local sports bar in my big NWO truck.:cool:

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_e09d33540349adb4e2013f039bd7e218.jpg

:seroflmao:

The shirt looks terrific, OldTigerCub! I can hardly wait for mine to arrive!

[Drudgewire]

YAY!! It just arrived!! So glad I had it shipped to the work address. http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/woop.gif

Same shirt as OTC's so a picture would be overkill.

[Rolfe]

I got caught heading out to infiltrate the local sports bar in my big NWO truck.:cool:

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_e09d33540349adb4e2013f039bd7e218.jpg


You got yours already? How come? No fair!

Want mine now!

Now, photos. In the village where I live there is a small branch of the Bank of Scotland (open two days a week). Does that count? And Co-op store, whose polythene bags and own brand household products I am boycotting because they advertise support for the British Association for the Abolition of Vivisection.

Or do I have to go into Edinburgh and assess the work of Catalan architects....?

Rolfe.

[Sabrina]

If I could get close to the Pentagon, I could take mine there I suppose....

Or, that bastion of the NWO, the George Washington Masonic Memorial. :D

[OldTigerCub]

I just had to bump this thread since my ugly mug (from behind) is the only pic up yet. C'mon, fellow NWO conspirators...Kitty is counting on you!:cool:

[JonnyFive]

According to the UK shop, my order shipped yesterday, so hopefully I'll be seeing it by the beginning of next week.

I'd take a picture near the heart of NWO financial control, but I usually only come down here for work, and NWO Kitty t-shirts aren't considered business casual just yet.

Anyone want to make an NWO Kitty polo? You know, like the ones with the gator on 'em, but with a little NWO Kitty instead?

[Rolfe]

I just had to bump this thread since my ugly mug (from behind) is the only pic up yet. C'mon, fellow NWO conspirators...Kitty is counting on you!:cool:

Mine still hasn't turned up. Who did you sacrifice to, to get yours so fast?

Rolfe.

[JonnyFive]

Mine still hasn't turned up. Who did you sacrifice to, to get yours so fast?

Oh, that reminds me: how would you like to hear the story of what really happened to William Rea?

[Hokulele]

Oh, that reminds me: how would you like to hear the story of what really happened to William Rea?


In cartoon form, please.

[JimBenArm]

In cartoon form, please.
In order for your answer to be considered correct, it must be phrased in the form of a cartoon.

[JonnyFive]

In cartoon form, please.

Your wish is my properly-formatted letter of request filtered through the regulation chain of command:

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-1.png
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-2.png
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-3.png

[Hokulele]

Your wish is my properly-formatted letter of request filtered through the regulation chain of command:

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-1.png
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-2.png
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/strip/2007/09/26/for-love-of-money-part-3.png


:D

[OldTigerCub]

Mine still hasn't turned up. Who did you sacrifice to, to get yours so fast?

Rolfe.

See Johnny Five's post. Sorta the same thing, but it's classified!:p

[LashL]

Hee hee. Well, I'm still waiting for mine, but I'm used to waiting for shipments from the U.S. Sometimes, they take a while. I bought chick shirts, so at least mine will be different than those already posted. :)

[Hokulele]

Hee hee. Well, I'm still waiting for mine, but I'm used to waiting for shipments from the U.S. Sometimes, they take a while. I bought chick shirts, so at least mine will be different than those already posted. :)


I'm glad someone other than me picked up a chick shirt. I put the front logo in the middle of the shirt, as opposed to a breast pocket location, to avoid the whole NWO-Kitty-as-nipple-pastie effect. As far as pictures go, unfortunately I am kind of far from any major NWO offices, but I will be in Houston next week, and will maybe try to get one of the evil oil industry headquarters in the background.

[Rolfe]

Still no mail today. Last day at work tomorrow, before I go on holiday. I did so want to take that bag on a plane!

I don't actually leave until Friday of next week, but the idea of coming into work when I'm officially on holiday just to pick up a package sort of grates.

Should have had it sent home, but I thought it would have come this week.

Rolfe.

[JonnyFive]

Oh man, we should've put TSA Kitty on the messenger bag.

[timhau]

Hmm... got a note today from my friendly mailperson that the post office is holding a letter addressed to me that was too big to fit through the letterhole in our front door. Is this it, or am I getting debriefed for a new black ops assignment?

[Drudgewire]

Hmm... got a note today from my friendly mailperson that the post office is holding a letter addressed to me that was too big to fit through the letterhole in our front door. Is this it, or am I getting debriefed for a new black ops assignment?
Gotta be the shirt. We've been using carrier pigeons for debriefings since 2003.

[timhau]

Gotta be the shirt. We've been using carrier pigeons for debriefings since 2003.

Oh... so those pigeons my cats arrested, interrogated, and ate were legit? Damn.

[JonnyFive]

Oh... so those pigeons my cats arrested, interrogated, and ate were legit? Damn.

No, we have credible intelligence that suggests those were disinfo pigeons.

[Drudgewire]

No, we have credible intelligence that suggests those were disinfo pigeons.
Lucky for your cats. The real ones double as snacks for NWO Kitty, and you don't want to have to answer to him.

[timhau]

Whew. The kitties were going up the wall for a while there. Literally. Now the Big Gray Boss purrs in my lap out of pure relief.

[Horatius]

Whew. The kitties were going up the wall for a while there. Literally. Now the Big Gray Boss purrs in my lap out of pure relief.



Not so fast!


-Y5iW7KK1iI

[Bell]

Not so fast!


-Y5iW7KK1iI

I've allways wondered what the significance is of that black... thingy... that Melchett puts on his head? Anyone? :confused:

[timhau]

I've allways wondered what the significance is of that black... thingy... that Melchett puts on his head? Anyone? :confused:

Early NWO custom when announcing the death penalty. Then, as the organization evolved, we took to wearing black, which cuts down the hassle somewhat.

ETA: Oh, and judges in the British penal system used to do that too. Copycats.

[Bell]

Early NWO custom when announcing the death penalty. Then, as the organization evolved, we took to wearing black, which cuts down the hassle somewhat.

ETA: Oh, and judges in the British penal system used to do that too. Copycats.

Thanks Timhau.

And I guess this makes sence regarding the black NWO kitty. You see him, you're dead.

[JonnyFive]

And I guess this makes sence regarding the black NWO kitty. You see him, you're dead.

Or you're purchasing an NWO t-shirt at 400% markup.

[Rolfe]

Still no parcel. And now I'm officially on holiday.

Do I show up at work to get it, or at least phone in and ask if anything has turned up?

Rolfe.

[timhau]

Got mine from the post office. Finally I'm stylish.

[Hokulele]

Still no parcel. And now I'm officially on holiday.

Do I show up at work to get it, or at least phone in and ask if anything has turned up?

Rolfe.

If this was from the UK shop, you may want to PM brodski and see if there is any way to track the parcel.

[LashL]

:woo:woowoo

My shirts have arrived, and I love them!

[OldTigerCub]

My shirts have arrived, and I love them!

:o:wave1
Good to hear you finally got yours, LashL!:D

That said, play the tape that came with it...Kitty has a mission for you...but don't play it in a recorder you value. You know, self destruct and all that...it makes a mess.:cool:

[Horatius]

All my packages have arrived! Now, what does Hector P. Catt think of all this?




http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/949046fdc75ca3939.jpg


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/949046fdc75c737be.jpg



Well, he has been in a bad mood lately......

[orphia nay]

:newlol Horatius.

Now, we can't have an NWO Kitty thread without linking to his/her theme song:
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=82625

Those of you who have been reading the Comic Strip a Conspiracy Myth (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=80591) thread in the CT forum will be familiar with the character of NWO Kitty. He's the mastermind of The New World Order - the organization responsible for all things evil.

Well, I think it's about time our Kitty got his own little movie. I have created a theme song for an NWO Kitty sitcom (http://minorcrisis.net/files/NWO%20Kitty%20Theme%20Song.mp3) and I'm challenging those JREFers who are nifty with Flash (or anything else, for that matter) to create an opening title sequence to go with it!

I am interested to see what people will do with it!

Warning: Song may contain double-entendres ;)



There was a time when it was just Bill Clinton's favourite pussy.
Living up the high life in D.C.

Then a man, who Al Gore sent, did an strange experiment.
Naturally it went horribly wrong.

Now it's NWO Kitty.
It's the kinda cat you don't wanna meet.
NWO Kitty.
Better watch out, cot it's packin' heat.
NWO Kitty.
Making sure it's plans unfurl.
NWO Kitty.
I'm not sure if it's a boy or girl.

It's takin' over the world!

[timhau]

I'd give you a picture of me in a NWO Kitty T-shirt, but I'm not very photogenic. So instead, here's the shirt and The Gray Boss, The Understudy, and The Shiny-Eyed Henchman with Neither Brains nor Brawn.

[JonnyFive]

Got mine on Friday, I may post pictures if I get a chance and my NDA allows it.

Anyhow, it looks nice. I got the no-text one from the UK in "sand" color, which is kind of a dark khaki/tan color that looks really nice. NWO Kitty went to the gym on Friday night and out to the outlet mall on Sunday, where he was on the receiving end of some drool from my son. Overall, I would say it was a rousing success!

The shirt washes pretty well, by the way. Too bad it's not screen printed, but that would probably cost an arm and a leg to set up.

[timhau]

I wore that orange shirt this weekend. Now I'm going to have to order one (or two) for my wife.

[Cuddles]

Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?

[JonnyFive]

Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?

It's an illluuuuusion! You seeee nothiiing! *waves hands*

[Horatius]

Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?



That just the latest step in our plan. "New World Order" encompasses not merely the re-arrangement of economic and political relationships, but also of geography itself.

So, now the UK is in the middle of France, so that the next time Germany invades them, the English won't have to go so far to save the French again.

Our next step is to put Mexico where Ontario is, so that the Northern States of the US can benefit from illegal Mexican workers crossing the border, just like the Southern States have benefitted.

Later we'll be moving all of Europe into the mid-Atlantic, so that we can finally tell where Europe stops and Asia begins, as well as shifting Australia into the Northern hemisphere with all the other white guys.

After that, we get into re-arranging the entire Solar System. Watch yourself, Mercury!

[PhantomWolf]

After that, we get into re-arranging the entire Solar System. Watch yourself, Mercury!

Didn't we already start that by kicking out Pluto for misbehaving?

[Horatius]

Didn't we already start that by kicking out Pluto for misbehaving?



That was merely a re-definition to distract the sheepstronomers, while we actually physically move the other planets around. By the time they wake up to what we're really doing, all the best real estate in the system will belong to us!


Bwahahahahahaha!

[Sabrina]

Whee!!! Got my second package today!!

Dang I wish I could wear the shirt to work at the DIAC... *snickers*

[Dog Town]

Just got home, my shirt was waiting! "I'm the Cat with the Gun!" Kick Asssssss!
Here it is, in my front yard.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_10923470285afe81ec.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8616)

Thanks again,
DT.

[PhantomWolf]

Whee!!! Got my second package today!!

Dang I wish I could wear the shirt to work at the DIAC... *snickers*

*taps foot* Ahem, aren't we missing something. ;)

[JonnyFive]

*taps foot* Ahem, aren't we missing something. ;)

Geez, man, we don't like you like that...

Oh wait, that was like two weeks ago. Never mind, carry on.

[Sabrina]

*taps foot* Ahem, aren't we missing something. ;)

I'm working on the pictures; they may have to wait until this weekend though. Busy at work. And no, I haven't worn the shirt to the DIAC, but it'd be funny if I did. *giggles* I wonder how many people would get the joke.

[qarnos]

I'm working on the pictures; they may have to wait until this weekend though. Busy at work. And no, I haven't worn the shirt to the DIAC, but it'd be funny if I did. *giggles* I wonder how many people would get the joke.



What is DIAC? I did a google and I found the Department of Immigration and Citizenship here in Oz... and the Dental Industry Association of Canada.

[Sabrina]

Defense Intelligence Agency; I believe the C stands for center or complex, not sure which. It's where my current contract is.

[qarnos]

Defense Intelligence Agency; I believe the C stands for center or complex, not sure which. It's where my current contract is.

Oh, cool! A real gubmit shill! :D

[LashL]

Good to hear you finally got yours, LashL!:D

That said, play the tape that came with it...Kitty has a mission for you...but don't play it in a recorder you value. You know, self destruct and all that...it makes a mess.:cool:

Thank you. I am pleased to report that the mission was accepted and has now been concluded. It was a bit, er, messier than usual. I think that entitles me to a bit of a break before my next assignment, according to Rule 36-440(d)(iv).

Now, I have photos of the shirts, the NWO building, and the signage...

The shirts:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010002.jpg


The NWO building:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1110346f5bf653d212.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8483)


http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010056.jpg


Close ups of the signage:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010059.jpg

*Ahem, that sign is in need of maintenance. Which agents are on NWO sign-painting duty this week?


http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010058.jpg



Now, I just need a black fedora, some dark shades, and a shiny-flashy thing to bring all of the elements together for a proper picture. :D

[Hokulele]

Now, I just need a black fedora, some dark shades, and a shiny-flashy thing to bring all of the elements together for a proper picture. :D


Heh, excellent.

I had someone take a picture for me this past weekend, but as she has yet to e-mail me with the evidence, you all will just have to keep waiting.

[Sabrina]

Oh, cool! A real gubmit shill! :D

Strictly speaking (if we're only counting my civilian job; I am a reservist as well in the Army) I'm not. I work for a private contracting firm that happens to have a long-standing contract with the DIA that I've recently been added to.

But if it pleases you, feel free to call me that. :D At least I know YOU mean it in a nice way. *LOL*

[brodski]

Oh, cool! A real gubmit shill! :D

Actually, I am a real government shill, unfortunately NWO kitty shirts don't really go with the dress code of pinstripe suit and bowler hat, but I use my NWO kitty mug at work, I'm just trying to think of a suitable photo op for it...

[LashL]

Heh, excellent.

I had someone take a picture for me this past weekend, but as she has yet to e-mail me with the evidence, you all will just have to keep waiting.

Looking forward to it.

By the way, I meant to tell you that I'm delighted that you put the small NWO Kitty emblem in the centre on the front of the chick shirts. ;)

[Rolfe]

My main order still hasn't turned up, despite having apparently shipped on 25th September. I've been on holiday since 28th September and just returned to work. No sign of it, although the mouse mat, which I ordered later and which was sent later (to the identical address) was sitting on my desk waiting for me. I can't understand it. I've emailed Customer Support, let's hope they can do something.

Rolfe.

[Sabrina]

What is DIAC? I did a google and I found the Department of Immigration and Citizenship here in Oz... and the Dental Industry Association of Canada.



I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.

[Paul]

I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.Never apologise for misinformation.

Of course, if you give out actual information it's too late to apologise.

:cool:

[chipmunk stew]

My uniform arrived while I was "vacationing" with my "wife" in "Spain". I will post a photo for my official ID badge soon, after I sort through all my top secret memos and file all my mission reports. In the meantime, you can check out some of my surveillance photos:
http://www.untourscafe.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=GabeSmall

[Sabrina]

Just to clarify...
by "vacationing" you mean "assassinating", by "wife" you mean "alibi", and by "Spain" you mean "Oneonta", right? There's so many different meanings of those I have a hard time telling which is which. :D

[JonnyFive]

Just to clarify...
by "vacationing" you mean "assassinating", by "wife" you mean "alibi", and by "Spain" you mean "Oneonta", right? There's so many different meanings of those I have a hard time telling which is which. :D

Please update your NWO translation handbook. "Vacationing" is currently code for "destroying evidence," and "wife" is "top-secret cyborg companion."

"Spain" is still "Oneonta," although be advised it will probably be changed to "A rest stop in northeastern Wisconsin" for the next revision.

[Hyperviolet]

How long will these shirts be on sale for?
I'm thinkin about getting one next month.

I'd love to see a shirt with the stundie award, maybe the back printed with some of the past months stundie winner & quotes.
:p

[Hokulele]

I've emailed Customer Support, let's hope they can do something.


That really is a problem. You may want to PM brodski as well and see if he can do anything to help as well.

My uniform arrived while I was "vacationing" with my "wife" in "Spain". I will post a photo for my official ID badge soon, after I sort through all my top secret memos and file all my mission reports. In the meantime, you can check out some of my surveillance photos:


Gorgeous pictures CS!

How long will these shirts be on sale for?
I'm thinkin about getting one next month.


No idea. There is no charge for the store, so I will be keeping the US version up through at least the end of the year, if not longer. Most of it will depend on whether or not things are selling. Brodski can answer for the UK version. Speaking of which, mugs and mouse pads make excellent holiday gifts!

And on a related note, I just received the first commission payment from Spreadshirt today, and will be sending a check off to JREF NWO headquarters this afternoon. Can anyone tell me why the NWO still requires hand-signed checks? Is is something to do with the MicroPrint (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=3032459#post3032459)?

[JonnyFive]

How much have we managed to raise to finance the covert operations in Southeastern Indonesia give to JREF as of now?

[Hokulele]

How much have we managed to raise to finance the covert operations in Southeastern Indonesia give to JREF as of now?


The profits from the US store is allowing me to send off a check for $50. I tried to keep the commission low so people could afford to buy stuff. I am sure the UK store has gotten more, as I believe the quality and range of their products is much better than Spreadshirt's. All those pennies may help one or more people make it out to TAM so we can all buy each other beverages (alcoholic or non, depending on your preferences). :)

[qarnos]

I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.

Intelligence Analysis Center? Is that where they experiment on the aliens from Roswell?

[OldTigerCub]

The profits from the US store is allowing me to send off a check for $50. I tried to keep the commission low so people could afford to buy stuff. I am sure the UK store has gotten more, as I believe the quality and range of their products is much better than Spreadshirt's. All those pennies may help one or more people make it out to TAM so we can all buy each other beverages (alcoholic or non, depending on your preferences). :)

Somehow I missed the fact that there was a monetary commission involved. Since I now know that it helps with the financing of the purchase of a new black helicopter JREF and TAM, I guess I better order a few more shirts and maybe a mug!:cool:

[Rolfe]

That really is a problem. You may want to PM brodski as well and see if he can do anything to help as well.


I PMed Brodski first, but they're so hung up on confidentiality that they wouldn't discuss my order with him. I emailed them yesterday, but didn't get a reply then. I resent the email this morning and got a reply, saying that they would reprocess the order. This is good news!

There have been postal problems here, but the time involved seems to indicate lost rather than delayed.

Rolfe.

[Rolfe]

Thank you. I am pleased to report that the mission was accepted and has now been concluded. It was a bit, er, messier than usual. I think that entitles me to a bit of a break before my next assignment, according to Rule 36-440(d)(iv).

Now, I have photos of the shirts, the NWO building, and the signage...

The shirts:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010002.jpg


The NWO building:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1110346f5bf653d212.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8483)


http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010056.jpg


Close ups of the signage:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010059.jpg

*Ahem, that sign is in need of maintenance. Which agents are on NWO sign-painting duty this week?


http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010058.jpg



Now, I just need a black fedora, some dark shades, and a shiny-flashy thing to bring all of the elements together for a proper picture. :D


I wondered where the hell that edifice was, as I don't recognise it at all. Now, looking at your location - Canada? What the...?

Rolfe.

[Furi]

Oh true, the postal service in the UK has been nutzered due to industrial Action (and not your non co-ordinated 5 minute Strikes either). was it going by regular mail, as they have had a load of Temp Agency Staff covering for them, and I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them the kenthieves

Oh Wait, I Am temp agency staff that performed sorting office cover, I wonder if I have a NWO Kitty T-Shirt in any of those packages that got redirected to my flat...

=^..^=
Furi Kitty

[JonnyFive]

The profits from the US store is allowing me to send off a check for $50. I tried to keep the commission low so people could afford to buy stuff. I am sure the UK store has gotten more, as I believe the quality and range of their products is much better than Spreadshirt's. All those pennies may help one or more people make it out to TAM so we can all buy each other beverages (alcoholic or non, depending on your preferences). :)

Cool, very cool.

The UK store's products are indeed top notch. I really like the quality of the shirts they sell (they've got a sturdy feel to 'em), and the colors are nice (at least the one color I've seen :)).

As I said before, the only thing that could be better would be if they had an option to do screen printing. However, I'm sure that would drive the costs up (I believe the fixed setup costs are considerably higher with screen printing), and I don't really feel like paying $120 for a t-shirt.

[Sabrina]

Intelligence Analysis Center? Is that where they experiment on the aliens from Roswell?

Nah; it's where all the soopersekrit monitoring and analysis of every word everyone says or thinks goes on. I haven't seen it yet, but I think the computer chip control center is here. :D

[Cuddles]

There have been postal problems here, but the time involved seems to indicate lost rather than delayed.

Rolfe.

I'm pretty sure I ordered mine after you and they arrived a couple of weeks ago. You should have had them before the strikes started really. I'll go with lost.

[Rolfe]

Well, I've done everything I can to trace anything mislaid here at work, and nothing. It's not a big department, and in fact I help open the post more days than not. The mouse mat was placed on my desk even though I wasn't here the day it arrived. Nobody recalls anything else arriving for me, and everybody agrees it would have been put on my desk if it had. There's nothing lurking in any of the corners I've searched.

Must be a sinister plot.

Rolfe.

[JimBenArm]

Well, I've done everything I can to trace anything mislaid here at work, and nothing. It's not a big department, and in fact I help open the post more days than not. The mouse mat was placed on my desk even though I wasn't here the day it arrived. Nobody recalls anything else arriving for me, and everybody agrees it would have been put on my desk if it had. There's nothing lurking in any of the corners I've searched.

Must be a sinister plot.

Rolfe.
It's amazing. Did you know we wear the same size?

[Hokulele]

Rolfe, I am glad they are taking care of things. Sorry, I didn't realize that the UK store wouldn't allow brodski to help out in the order. I will make a note of that if anyone else has problems with their orders.

It's amazing. Did you know we wear the same size?


:D

[LashL]

I wondered where the hell that edifice was, as I don't recognise it at all. Now, looking at your location - Canada? What the...?

Rolfe.

Yes, indeed. That building, known as the Scottish Rite, is located at the corner of King and Queen streets in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, and is home to the masons' St. Andrew's Lodge #62.

http://www.scottishritemasons-can.org/hamilton/hamtemp.htm

[brodski]

I resent the email this morning and got a reply, saying that they would reprocess the order. This is good news!


I'm glad that they're sorting it out for your Rolfe.

To clarify, I can confirm if an order has been placed, but after that Comboutique takes customer cofnidentiality so seriiously that they won't tell me anything.

Maybe they know that I work for the NWO. ;)


So far the Uk store has made just under £50 in comission (a little over $100), hopefully more orders will come in (hint hint). I plan to keep the store up for a while yet, and if anyone is inetrested and has any requests I may even expand the product line.

[Rolfe]

This post is to commend Comboutique's service.

My order arrived safely today. Late, of course, but since the original obviously vanished into the maw of the Post Office, never to be heard of again, that was hardly their fault.

The bag is so cool I can barely describe it. I only wish I'd had the opportunity to take it on 4 BA flights! (If I see a cat with a gun on a plane....)

T-shirt, ditto.

Long-sleeved shirt fits better in some places than others, and the neckline and the sleeves are a bit wide, but actually I have it on now as it's warmer than the T-shirt I began the day with (-3C outside, and I put on a T-shirt, right....) and I like it fine.

The mug is a great size for glugging lots of tea/coffee, and unusually the logo is on the outside (for a right-handed drinker) so one's colleagues get an unobstructed view. The print has come out a little small on the mug though, and could be easier to read.

I'd love to see the faces of anyone who opens the lost package. As in-jokes go, this one is about as esoteric as they come.

Satisfied customer,

Rolfe.

[Rolfe]

I plan to keep the store up for a while yet, and if anyone is inetrested and has any requests I may even expand the product line.


Well, now, it may be completely uneconomic if you have to give one to Stripgenerator as well, but what I'd love (if they do them) is a hoodie.

It's too damn cold here to show off T-shirts (even the long sleeved variety), and I don't really like round necks anyway, I look like a plucked chicken. I have a nice light-grey hoodie I really like, but it is emblazoned with the words "University of Glasgow". This is a bit of a problem as this is University of Edinburgh territory, and it's like being a cat in a dog suit. I don't wear it except at weekends.

I saw some nice hoodies for sale on the cruise ship 2 weeks ago, but considering the organisation (or lack of it) is some quarters, I didn't fancy going around being a paying advert for Royal Carribbean.

NWO Kitty? Now that, I would wear.

Rolfe.

[Sabrina]

Oooooh, I'd buy a hoodie!

I didn't buy a mug, as I don't drink tea or coffee (I get my caffeine from sodas), but I'm debating buying a mousepad for work purposes. I think my coworkers might get a kick out of it.

[brodski]

If I made a hoodie It would have to be priced at £30.00 and i would need 5 orders to make it worthwhile. ( would not want to spend more money to send one to trip generator than it would make for the JREF).
If three more people are interested in a hoodie (or someone wants three hoodies) I will put the product up. They are available in a range of colors.
BTW Something cool I discovered about the UK shop, if you order a black T-shirt NWO kitty comes out white...

[Rolfe]

If you offer a hoodie I will undertake to buy one, and if you need one more to make the number and they come in more than one colour I will consider buying two.

Rolfe.

[JAStewart]

Oh man thats awesome, I'm so getting the one that says fighting stupidity and paranoia.

[Hokulele]

Just a quick update, the latest quarter fom Spreadshirt came in last week, and NWO Kitty has raised another $82 for the JREF scholarship fund. Thanks to everyone who has purchased stuff from this and the Comboutique outlet (links in the OP). This helps people who would like to attend TAM 6 in Las Vegas, but cannot afford the registration fees.

Er, I mean, the money raised is used to buy canned tuna, or thumbscrews, I forget which.

[OldTigerCub]

I should point out for the fence sitters that are considering a purchase that the hoodies are really warm and comfy and the front pouch is just perfect for smuggling thermite into prospective targets keeping your hands warm on a cold windy day! :D

[timhau]

Anybody have the messenger bag? What's it like, and how big is it?

I really need a new bag. My current one, bought sometime in the late Middle Ages (in Krakow, Poland, almost next door to the Collegium Maius where Copernicus used to work!) is disintegrating because of the weight of thermite old age.

[brodski]

Anybody have the messenger bag? What's it like, and how big is it?


I know that Horatius has one, which he brought to Tam 5.5, and there are others that have them.

[Rolfe]

I'm wearing one of my two hoodies now, and I can confirm that it is warm and cosy and comfortable and practical. Also that the sleeves are a bit long but you can't have everything. Quality is excellent, and the dark colours wash well with no colour leaks. The motifs also wash and tumble dry no problem.

I bought a bag from Comboutique, and it's nice, handy size, good quality. Whoever it was who was having trouble, did you ever get your stuff from Comboutique?

Rolfe.

[timhau]

I bought a bag from Comboutique, and it's nice, handy size, good quality.

Could you elaborate on that part?

[Rolfe]

I can measure it for you if you like, but it's at home. It bigger than an ordinary handbag, but not so big as a holdall. It's about the size of a small laptop case. Useful for putting stuff in for a particular purpose/journey, but not so big as to be unwieldy.

Rolfe.

[timhau]

OK, thanks. Sounds like it's roughly the same size or slightly bigger than the relic I'm carrying. Just about exactly what I'm looking for. :Banane17:

[Horatius]

OK, thanks. Sounds like it's roughly the same size or slightly bigger than the relic I'm carrying. Just about exactly what I'm looking for. :Banane17:



I just measured mine, and it's about 14 inches side to side, and about 10-11 inches top to bottom. It has one main pocket with a zipper, and a second smaller pocket with a zipper, and a few extra little pockets and things on the front, like a cell phone pocket, 4 pen holders, a small zippered pocket, and a small open pocket. It's a bit smaller than the old bag I used to carry, but it still lets me carry all the stuff I usually lug around.

The shoulder strap is fixed in place, but it extends to be long enough even for me as a big guy to be comfortable, so I'd be surprised if anyone else had trouble with it.

[Horatius]

It's so big, I had to post twice to describe it!




Stupid proxy servers......

[timhau]

Hmm... it's the right size, it's compartmentalized, it's stylish, it's official NWO apparel... could it possibly get any better? I'm convinced. And since there will be S&H costs anyway, I'll ask the Mrs. if she wants a T-shirt or something.

[Klimax]

Time to ressurect this thread.

Could somebody add small white border to NWO kitty,so it could be visible on black shirt?

Then you have at least one purchase if not more from me.

[Confuseling]

...BTW Something cool I discovered about the UK shop, if you order a black T-shirt NWO kitty comes out white...

You notice this? Presumably from Czech you'd be ordering from here...

[Klimax]

You notice this? Presumably from Czech you'd be ordering from here...

:confused: From where? and I want black kitty surrounded by small whit border so it can be on black (T-)shirt.

You know cyborg/NWO agent has to be stylish...

:D

[Confuseling]

:D Fair enough. Here just meant UK rather than the US store.

[Hokulele]

The UK store does have a black shirt with a white NWO Kitty, and the US store has black hoodies with the full cartoon panel (allowing you to see Kitty). Unfortunately, coming up with a cut-out design (white border to indicate a black cat) would take a rework of the existing designs, and I know the US store charges more for the printing involved in a cut-out.

Maybe Brodski can check into this for the UK store. I would still have to rework the design, so I can't say how long this would take.