Bin Laden calls for jihad on Musharraf

[Bell]

An audio message from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden released Thursday called on Muslims to "carry out jihad" against Pakistan's president, Gen. Pervez Musharraf.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/bin.laden.message/index.html

Falls flag! The US is preparing to attack Pakistan, for reasons only known by the NWO.

[dudalb]

Considering where Osama is residing, we can add 'Ungrateful Guest" to his list of failings.

[Bell]

I thought Osama lives on a soundstage in Area 51?

[Corsair 115]

I thought Osama lives on a soundstage in Area 51?I thought he lived in a garbage can on Sesame Street?

[MWare]

A plague o' both their houses.

[Sabrina]

With his pet worm! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tv_sesame_street_oscar_trash_gordon.jpg

[bokonon]

Is that the real bin Laden or the fake bin Laden?

[Unsecured Coins]

it's the real fake one, not the fake fake one, or the fake real one.

[Bell]

Is that the real bin Laden or the fake bin Laden?

it's the real fake one, not the fake fake one, or the fake real one.

I'll have Dylan take a look into this matter.

[Sabrina]

I thought it was the real really fake one. Guess I messed that up.

[TheDoLittle]

I thought he lived in a garbage can on Sesame Street?

No, no... that's Oscar... you can tell the difference because he dyes his beard green.

[Bell]

No, no... that's Oscar... you can tell the difference because he dyes his beard green.

Oscar? As in Oscar's Razor? ;) No wonder the troofers keep on failing to use it right.

[parky76]

he can have it

[PhantomWolf]

Does that mean Musharraf now has a good reason to nuke Northern Pakistan and Southern Afghanistan out of existance?

[Bell]

Does that mean Musharraf now has a good reason to nuke Northern Pakistan and Southern Afghanistan out of existance?

Wait! That was supposed to be Iran! Where did this plan go wrong?

*looks at NWO's first draft*

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Wait! That was supposed to be Iran! Where did this plan go wrong?

*looks at NWO's first draft*


Not where; when. If I had to guess, I'd say the NWO's Bring Your Child to Work Day.

[Travis]

Not where; when. If I had to guess, I'd say the NWO's Bring Your Child to Work Day.

Which was regrettably scheduled to be the same day as the "kill an innocent temp just to prove how evil you are day."

[Bell]

Which was regrettably scheduled to be the same day as the "kill an innocent temp just to prove how evil you are day."

Neh, the temp got killed because she sucked :boxedin:

[Sabrina]

*opens mouth*

*thinks better of the dirty pun she was going to make*

*closes mouth* :boxedin:

[Travis]

That was big of you Sabrina.