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Cain
5th September 2003, 05:03 AM
The Texas GOP Platform is crazier than I thought:

http://www.crookedtimber.org/archives/000444.html

Out of curiosity, I started looking at the affiliations of some high-ranking members of the Republican National Hispanic Assembly. I struck paydirt right away with the National Chairman, Massey Villareal.

No, as far as I know, he isn’t a former member of MEChA. But he is a current member of another extremist organization: The Texas GOP.

MEChA has been widely attacked on the basis of this document: El Plan Espiritual de Aztlan.

So, in the interest of equal time, I’m pleased to take a look at the Texas GOP platform from 2000.

And I didn’t even have to translate anything to do it! Good thing, too- the official Texas GOP platform “supports the immediate adoption of American English as the official language of Texas and of the United States of America.”

(Incidentally, I’m using the 2000 platform because I think that it would be unfair to contend that President Bush should renounce the 2002 Texas GOP platform, which has some new planks. For example, it now contains the statement “The Republican Party of Texas reaffirms the United States of America is a Christian Nation,” and it calls for the abolition of the income tax. A summary of the 2002 platform is here; the whole document can be accessed from the Republican Party of Texas official homepage.

However, it seems that the rules of engagement demand that I ask if Mr. Villarreal, Tom DeLay, or Rick Perry supports or renounces this platform.)

Among the highlights listed on the site is "dispelling the myth of separation of church and state." Also listed is a return to the gold standard, opposition to the theory of global warming, and withdrawing from the U.N. If you read the actual document there's some nifty stuff about creationism and flag desecration as well.

Tony
5th September 2003, 07:10 AM
Care to explain how it's fascism?

Frank Newgent
5th September 2003, 07:56 AM
http://www.rlctx.org/RLCTX/Texas%20Republican%20Party%20Platform%202000.htm

Scientific Theories – The Party believes that scientific topics, such as the question of universe and life origins and environmental theories, should not be constrained to one opinion or viewpoint. We support the teaching equally of scientific strengths and weaknesses of all scientific theories--as Texas now requires (but has yet to enforce) in public school science course standards. We urge revising all environmental education standards to require this also. We support individual teachers’ right to teach creation science in Texas public schools.
I have one change to recommend:

Census – The Party opposes any attempt by the United States Census Bureau to obtain any information beyond the number of people residing in the dwelling at the time of the census and in accordance with Article I, section 2 of the United State Constitution or to acknowledge that a Texan is but a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

clk
5th September 2003, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Cain
The Texas GOP Platform is crazier than I thought:

http://www.crookedtimber.org/archives/000444.html



Is anyone really surprised?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Texas politics is the most FUBAR form of "politics" in the entire country, if not the world.

UnrepentantSinner
5th September 2003, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by clk
Is anyone really surprised?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Texas politics is the most FUBAR form of "politics" in the entire country, if not the world.

No that would be California. Texas has the most FUBAR "party platorms" in the entire country - though I'm not sure about the world.

Oh, and Texas also has the most FUBAR Constitution of any state in the Union. Thank you Reconstuction! :mad:

Tricky
5th September 2003, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner


No that would be California. Texas has the most FUBAR "party platorms" in the entire country - though I'm not sure about the world.

Oh, and Texas also has the most FUBAR Constitution of any state in the Union. Thank you Reconstuction! :mad:
According to Dave Barry, (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6594945.htm) Florida was a brief title holder, and is upset that they have lost it to California.
Florida, is about to lose the coveted title of ''The Doofus State,'' which we Floridians worked so hard to win following the 2000 presidential election by not being able to figure out whom we voted for. We have been The Doofus State for just two lousy years, and now these greedy Californians, who had the title for decades, are trying to get it back.

UnrepentantSinner
5th September 2003, 09:00 AM
Tricky, LOL. You just reminded me of some early 90s humor.

Back when Texas was getting a black eye as the kook state with David Khoresh, Ross Perot and some other things that obviously didn't warrent rememberance.. a year or two later we had Montana take our place as the woo woo capital of the nation because of the Freemen and Unibomber.

I guess the nuttiest state in the Union is primarily based on national headlines.

Vermont... you're next...

Furious
5th September 2003, 09:35 AM
Does Minnesota get credit for 1998 to 2000 for having elected Jesse Ventura?

Maybe we didn't get the actual title for that period, but I'd say we made a good run at it.

clk
5th September 2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Furious
Does Minnesota get credit for 1998 to 2000 for having elected Jesse Ventura?

Maybe we didn't get the actual title for that period, but I'd say we made a good run at it.

What's wrong with electing Ventura? He seems to be one of the few straightforward, no BS politicians.

Frank Newgent
5th September 2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
.I guess the nuttiest state in the Union is primarily based on national headlines.

Or, like Wisconsin, with celebrated residents featured on comic book covers.

http://deniskitchen.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=S&Product_Code=CB_weirdtrip2

Tricky
5th September 2003, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
Tricky, LOL. You just reminded me of some early 90s humor.

Back when Texas was getting a black eye as the kook state with David Khoresh, Ross Perot and some other things that obviously didn't warrent rememberance.. a year or two later we had Montana take our place as the woo woo capital of the nation because of the Freemen and Unibomber.

I guess the nuttiest state in the Union is primarily based on national headlines.

Vermont... you're next...
I think Alabama should get a few votes too, what with Judge Moore's crusade.