The search for missing WMD - In Canada?

[Segnosaur]

Ok, I know the US has gotten a lot of flack for not finding Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. But hey, its not easy. Canada is having troubles finding its own WMD, and we were the ones that created them!

See: http://www.macleans.ca/topstories/environment/article.jsp?content=20030825_64328_64328


CANADA'S PAST as a chemical weapons producer was hidden so well that even the military isn't sure where all the remnants of its toxic stockpile are buried, or what risk they represent to the public and the environment.

[Agammamon]

I think its obvious from this information that Canada is a rogue state and the "lost" WMD is just a cover for sales to terrorists.

I've got some picture that are too large to fit here. You can trust me when I say that I actually have these pictures, I just can't show them to you.

Here, if you could see it would be a picture of some big round silver thing with stuff on it. Since we don't know exactly what it is the only logical assumption is that it must be for WMD.

Here would be a better image of the infamous round WMD thingy.

Here I would show you an aerial photo taken of what we believe (from intelligence sources I can't disclose to you for reasons of national security) a building where Canada makes its illegal WMD.

Here we have some really good pictures of Salma Hayek nude. Oops, sorry about that. don't know how that slide got in there.

So, Can I have my war now?