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American
5th September 2003, 08:46 PM
http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/cp/20021107/672112646.jpg
Dear, dear baby. Adorable, precious child. Why do they treat you so?
I have made a shrine, of sorts, to Winona Ryder. I'm not a stalker, I'm just a fan. A big BIG fan. I don't care what she done wrong. I like bad chicks, and anyway I don't believe she stealed nothing from that stupid store. She wouldn't, and if she did then she musta had a good reason, like she was being extorted or she made a bet with someone that she could do it.
Inspired by Yahweh's thread (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24692), I was wondering what power people have to refuse unwanted praise and adulation. It upsets me to think that not all of her fans are like me: civil, restrained, and respectful of her right to refuse a wedding ring from me.
A wedding ring from me:
http://www.weschlers.com/auction_images/ring.jpg
No means no, everybody knows that... But love never dies, like in that Dracula movie. I once saw a poster of that movie above a chick's bed, and it had christmas lights all around it. Man, that was sweet. I ain't talked to that girl in years, and I wouldn't want to anymore now that I found my truest little darling.
The Fool
5th September 2003, 10:55 PM
I can't wait to hear about the arrest and the restraining order she takes out after you are caught naked in the bushes outside her house. This is wierd stuff man...get a grip.
And you wonder why she did it? She's an addict, they don't need a reason to act wierd. Maybe you should set your romantic sights higher than unstable prescription drug abusers?
American
6th September 2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by The Fool
And you wonder why she did it? She's an addict, they don't need a reason to act wierd. Maybe you should set your romantic sights higher than unstable prescription drug abusers?
You're going to take that back. Understand?
Yahweh
6th September 2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by The Fool
Maybe you should set your romantic sights higher than unstable prescription drug abusers?
Perhaps very famous multimillionare Hollywood actresses are just a little out of his league.
Oh well, every actress in Hollywood has plenty of fansites dedicated to them. I wonder how Anna Kournikova feels when she comes across the Annamanicas of America Homepage (http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Bench/7826/).
Just look at Christian Aguilera and Britney Spears (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Christina+Aguilera&q2=Britney+Spears&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us).
If you make a fansite about the girl next door, or your pretty female friend, consider yourself creepy. (Consider yourself sued if you feature candid pictures without consent.)
American
6th September 2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Yahweh
Consider yourself sued if you feature candid pictures without consent.
She wouldn't do that to me. We have an understanding.
American
6th September 2003, 08:33 PM
http://www.theangelmidhurst.co.uk/candles.jpg http://www.weddingsbysimplyelegant.com/images/wine%20label%20website2.jpg
http://www.jdbms.net/candles.gif http://www.webwoods.com/naflowers/thumb/rosewh.jpg
http://img.actressarchives.com/winona/winona40.jpg
CFLarsen
7th September 2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by American
Dear, dear baby. Adorable, precious child. Why do they treat you so?
She broke the law. Got a problem with that?
Originally posted by American
I have made a shrine, of sorts, to Winona Ryder. I'm not a stalker, I'm just a fan. A big BIG fan. I don't care what she done wrong. I like bad chicks, and anyway I don't believe she stealed nothing from that stupid store.
So why do you consider her "bad", then?
Originally posted by American
She wouldn't, and if she did then she musta had a good reason, like she was being extorted or she made a bet with someone that she could do it.
How about cleptomania? How about merely stealing because she thought it would be fun and she would get away with it, because she's a star? How about her not being the brightest bulb?
Originally posted by American
Inspired by Yahweh's thread (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24692), I was wondering what power people have to refuse unwanted praise and adulation. It upsets me to think that not all of her fans are like me: civil, restrained, and respectful of her right to refuse a wedding ring from me.
Are you completely insane? Do you want her to marry you??
Originally posted by American
A wedding ring from me:
You are not just creepy, you are extremely close to stalking.
Originally posted by American
No means no, everybody knows that... But love never dies, like in that Dracula movie. I once saw a poster of that movie above a chick's bed, and it had christmas lights all around it. Man, that was sweet. I ain't talked to that girl in years, and I wouldn't want to anymore now that I found my truest little darling.
That's nice. She doesn't know you even exist. She never will, unless you seek her out. Deal with it.
Originally posted by American
You're going to take that back. Understand?
Or else? Is that a threat, American?
Originally posted by American
She wouldn't do that to me. We have an understanding.
WTF are you talking about? You don't know her, she doesn't know you. She doesn't WANT to know you.
Careful, American. Think very hard about what you have posted here. There's not a single smiley or indication that this is a joke.
Ratman_tf
7th September 2003, 05:53 AM
I'm a big Wynona Ryder fan myself. I like to think that she's a bit klepto. Why would a rich star steal stuff? She could easily afford it. And she never struck me as someone who would steal just cause she thought she could get away with it.
Not that I know her or anything. I just like to give her the benefit of the doubt.
American
7th September 2003, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Ratman_tf
Not that I know her or anything. I just like to give her the benefit of the doubt.
See, he's lost in her beautiful brown eyes too! The only thing she stole is our hearts.
PygmyPlaidGiraffe
7th September 2003, 11:50 AM
Here's another "warship" site (http://www.warships1.com/)
Checkmite
8th September 2003, 02:26 PM
You guys are so mean! I think it's absolutely adorable that American has a crush on an actress.
I remember back when I was first entering the double-digits, I had a crush on Elvira. I begged and begged to be able to get a poster - there was a vendor at the local flea market that had lots of them. When we moved off base and our stuff was placed in temporary storage, the poster was lost or destroyed. :(
gnome
8th September 2003, 04:48 PM
I think American is pulling our leg a bit. While I'm sure he has a genuine admiration for Ms. Ryder, I suspect that the "stalker intensity" he presents here is a jest.
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