New ways to spread the twoof - Wal Mart Intercoms!

[nicepants]

Posted at LCF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4yKEK9o8gA

I hope next time he will see how many times he can say "clunkety clunk" before security escorts him out of the store.

I guess you have to resort to tactics like this when you don't have any facts on your side. WTC7 fell in 6 seconds?!

[BenBurch]

Yeah some ******* posted that at a forum I moderate. We discussed it and decided it wasn't enough of a crime he was advocating to delete the posting, but close.

I hope these guys get arrested.

[CHF]

WTC7 fell in 6 seconds?!

"Well, 18 second if you count the Penthouse." :D

Yeah this does seem to be a common twoofer tactic these days, and it exposes their lie of having any sort of popular support.

Why stick signs into the background of newscasts or hijack wallmart intercoms if you've got 84% on your side?

Sadly, they seem to be under the impression that all that's needed to convert people is for people to hear "WTC7," "freefall" that the twoof movement actually exists.

[Björn Toulouse]

His message was more convincing than the Loose Change video ever was.

[Drudgewire]

The numbers on the falling prices signs are brought down by controlled demolition. :D

[Unsecured Coins]

isn't that the same guy that called up the FBI?

[dudalb]

God,that is pitiful,just pitiful. When you talk seriously about taking over a Department Store Intercom system to spread "the Truth" your movement is basically on it's last legs.
In related news,Rosie O Donnell,who was the Twoofers best hope for mainstream exposure,now admits she was fired from "The View". She did not give her Conspiracy pushing as a reason, but I am betting it was a factor;It was probably scaring aware advertisers,and advertising revenues,not ratings,are the bottom line in TV.

[Minadin]

From the YouTube Comments section, I think I may have found a Stundie nominee:

yea show me one news clip from prisonplanet that is not factual. please link me. i'm at yahoo with the same domain name. i dare you. come on show me one. i did not want to believe it either but i researched hundreds of alex jones articles and found that he was one of the only brave ones that would tell the truth

[CHF]

I'll bet these twoofers thought their wallmart PA system stunt would be like that scene from the movie Battle of Algiers where the little boy sneaks into a French military bunker at a checkpoint and takes over the PA system, spouting revolutionary FLN slogans which gets a huge cheer from the locals.

Alas it was not to be for da twoofers.

[Zlaya]

Posted at LCF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4yKEK9o8gA

I hope next time he will see how many times he can say "clunkety clunk" before security escorts him out of the store.

I guess you have to resort to tactics like this when you don't have any facts on your side. WTC7 fell in 6 seconds?!

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

[dudalb]

ANybody else notice that the Alex Jones supporters are cult like in their belief that Jones can do no wrong?

[JimBenArm]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.
Alas, there is nothing else to do. We've been nagging you all for months to bring us evidence to back your nutbar theories, but you are unable to do so. So we either sit here and twiddle our thumbs or we go there and find more examples of the amazing level of stupidity present.

[Minadin]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

Hey, you first. Please be the first conspiracy theorist in months upon months to bring us a theory that is either a) not thouroughly debunked here already, b) supported by verifiable factual evidence and / or mathematical calculations (provided), or, preferably, c) both.

Thank you for your interest in improving the quality of the content of our subforum.

[tacodaemon]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.


There are plenty of JREF subforums (http://forums.randi.org/forumindex.php?) other than Conspiracy Theories if you don't like the content in this subforum. Perhaps you'd like to talk politics or religion or paranormal events or business? Go ahead on over.

p.s. This forum is a service provided by the educational foundation in question, it's not the educational foundation itself.

[Drudgewire]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.
I didn't realize we were following the "Zlaya placation" protocol here. But if it helps, I could start posting in iambic pentameter. :rolleyes:

[JamesB]

From the YouTube Comments section, I think I may have found a Stundie nominee:

Hmm, I hear Alex Jones and 44,000 US troops in Uz-beak-istan calling my name. :D

[Slayhamlet]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

That's rich, coming from a troll.

[tacodaemon]

I'll bet these twoofers thought their wallmart PA system stunt would be like that scene from the movie Battle of Algiers where the little boy sneaks into a French military bunker at a checkpoint and takes over the PA system, spouting revolutionary FLN slogans which gets a huge cheer from the locals.

Alas it was not to be for da twoofers.


I kind of have my doubts that the uprising to overthrow the New World Order is going to start in Calgary anyway. Maybe Edmonton.

[sinclairmcevoy]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here. Sounds like you're doing a bit of trolling yourself. There's lots of content here. REAL content as opposed to THE OTHER kind.

[NYCEMT86]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

This video isn't top secret. It's just funny to watch how desperate the truth movement is to get their message out.

[AMTMAN]

Another unique way to impress the ladies. ;)

[Björn Toulouse]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.



Are you slighting the females?

[juryjone]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

So, Zlaya, since you've only posted 34 times on the forum up to this moment, I decided to see what kind of "real content" you have contributed to the forum.

I found some blather about "iron-rich micro-spheres" and a whole lot of sarcasm. Thank you for illustrating your point so clearly over a two-month period.

Or are you illustrating what you truly believe "real content" to be? It looks pretty much like the "real arguments" spouted by twoofers.

[Juustin]

Next he'll be repeating Silverstein's Quote:

"I remember getting a call from the fire department commander telling me that they were not sure they were going to be able to contain the fire. I said you know we've had such terrible loss of life, maybe the smartest thing to do is, is "Roll It Back", ahhh, and they made that decision to roll it back and then we watched the building collapse"

[Porkpie Hat]

I kind of have my doubts that the uprising to overthrow the New World Order is going to start in Calgary anyway. Maybe Edmonton.Them's fightin' words!

I suppose you're an Oilers fan eh?

[Drudgewire]

Or are you illustrating what you truly believe "real content" to be? It looks pretty much like the "real arguments" spouted by twoofers.

...or "real evidence."

...or "real experts."

...or "real science."

...or "real mental stability."

[AMTMAN]

Originally Posted by AMTMAN
Or are you illustrating what you truly believe "real content" to be? It looks pretty much like the "real arguments" spouted by twoofers.
...or "real evidence."

...or "real experts."

...or "real science."

...or "real mental stability

I never said that.

[Mince]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts.


That's all I do.

[negativ]

Is that all you girls do, troll on some other forum, then come here running all excited about some posts. Thats all i see lately on this "educational foundation" forum.

Come on, get some real content here.

I went looking for some truthy truth on one of those truthy goofer websites, and you know what I found?

I found out, from a post dated a couple of weeks ago, that "jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel".

So yeah, it's definitely more "exciting" to mock truthers than to try to "educate" them. It's also more productive, apparently.

[Reality Believer]

Doesn't anyone just yell, "Attica! Attica!" anymore?

[T.A.M.]

Are you slighting the females?

No he isn't, but he thinks he is slighting us by calling us females. It is a typical tactic used by both teenage boys and cavemen...don't be surprised if the next comment is homophobic in nature...I hope I am wrong.

TAM:)

[Drudgewire]

I never said that.
Oopsie. ;)

[tacodaemon]

No he isn't, but he thinks he is slighting us by calling us females. It is a typical tactic used by both teenage boys and cavemen...don't be surprised if the next comment is homophobic in nature...I hope I am wrong.


"Mark Roberts - Female Spy"

[apathoid]

He should've yelled "Don't tase me bro!" as security was escorting him out of the building to sort of imply the whole police state thing. It's actually a scary thought that some of these kooks are no longer content with spreading their idiocy on the internet...they are actually leaving their basements. Next thing you know, they'll be revolting with guns and stuff. Time to get started on my survival shelter...:rolleyes:

[JamesB]

I love the comment on 911 Blogger.

Thank you, Nathan.
You're my new hero.
Very funny and very brave.
And a great idea.

Zonk

Yeah, he is a regular Andrei Sakharov. Just think of everything he risked. He could have... he could have been kicked out of WalMart!

Oh the humanity!

[nicepants]

ANybody else notice that the Alex Jones supporters are cult like in their belief that Jones can do no wrong?

Just point them to this page (http://www.prisonplanet.com/012004watson.html) where AJ accuses the FDNY of manslaughter. The tap-dancing they do when presented with that link is a wonder to behold.

[lapman]

Next he'll be repeating Silverstein's Quote:

"I remember getting a call from the fire department commander telling me that they were not sure they were going to be able to contain the fire. I said you know we've had such terrible loss of life, maybe the smartest thing to do is, is "Roll It Back", ahhh, and they made that decision to roll it back and then we watched the prices come down"
There. I fixed it for you. Might as well keep it in context. :p

[Gord_in_Toronto]

I, for one, would love to be a female.

No wait, I have the wrong. I would love to love a female.

"On the 'Net no one knows if you're a female".

[lapman]

No he isn't, but he thinks he is slighting us by calling us females. It is a typical tactic used by both teenage boys and cavemen...don't be surprised if the next comment is homophobic in nature...I hope I am wrong.

TAM:)
Well, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Should I be insulted in some way? :D

[T.A.M.]

He should've yelled "Don't tase me bro!" as security was escorting him out of the building to sort of imply the whole police state thing. It's actually a scary thought that some of these kooks are no longer content with spreading their idiocy on the internet...they are actually leaving their basements. Next thing you know, they'll be revolting with guns and stuff. Time to get started on my survival shelter...:rolleyes:

no need for the shelter...

To take care of pests you simply need the right trap...

A copy of the matrix and Loose change placed atop a giant mouse trap should do just fine...lol

TAM:)

[T.A.M.]

Well, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Should I be insulted in some way? :D

no, but I know of a day camp that might help...lol

TAM:)

[apathoid]

no need for the shelter...

To take care of pests you simply need the right trap...

A copy of the matrix and Loose change placed atop a giant mouse trap should do just fine...lol

TAM:)


Brilliant!

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

:D

[nicepants]

no need for the shelter...

To take care of pests you simply need the right trap...

A copy of the matrix and Loose change placed atop a giant mouse trap should do just fine...lol

TAM:)

V for Vendetta seems to catch more in my neck of the woods, nothing beats that taped to a bullhorn.

[Plantfoam]

The numbers on the falling prices signs are brought down by controlled demolition. :D

Oh man...I almost spit noodles on my monitor when I read that:D

With the small amount of PA time he knew he had, why did he still waste some of it by referring to Northwood? I love how they focus on the security cameras in the store, as if they would only be there if we lived in a police state.

[The Silver Shadow]

This reminded me of an episode of the Chaser's War on Everything when one of the cast members go to places like casinos and give "community announcements" on the PA system such as telling the gamers that they're going to lose anyways or stuff like that!

[AMTMAN]

Just point them to this page (http://www.prisonplanet.com/012004watson.html) where AJ accuses the FDNY of manslaughter. The tap-dancing they do when presented with that link is a wonder to behold.

How much you wanna bet that there are supporters of his who agree with him 100% on this.

[T.A.M.]

the thing is, who the &*(* is going to listen to their comments.

Here is what would likely have happened with 99.9% of the people in the store.

1. Idiots start speaking da truth over the PA.
2. collective "Get the idiots off the PA" starts in the minds of the customers.
3. Next time said customers are exposed to "da truth" online, or on tv, they roll their eyes and go "dear god, not those morons that came over the PA that time".

I hope they keep doing this type or moronic crap...it only hurts them.

Now the "Weareharrassers" group, those I have little patience for.

TAM:)

[dudalb]

Apparently from You Tube trying to sneak something onto the Wal Mart Intercom has become a popular pastime,but most people who try it are just trying to pull a prank.Only the Truthers think they can win people over by yelling "9/11 was an Inside Job" loudly enough to a bunch of Shoppers who don't want to have to listen to a proably incoherent rant.

[DoubtingStephen]

He's kind of cute, and I love the Canadian accent, but maybe a bit too much dumbass for my taste.

[jackob]

i wish i was half as cool as that guy, get the trooth out to sporting goods.
fact the W in NWO is walmart
fact the O in NWO is realy the walmart smiley face NW:)
fact walmarts intercoms are the most trusted form of info on the planet

[Tbone]

I don't know about aybody else, but I usually can't understand those intercoms in the first place or ignore them entirely (since, you know, I don't work there).

[BenBurch]

And what is a self-respecting progressive DOING in a Wal-Mart to begin with?

[Pardalis]

And what is a self-respecting progressive DOING in a Wal-Mart to begin with?

If he knew the intercom code he probably used to work there.

[Thunder]

Clearly they are not gettting through to the American people. So they resort to such juvenile tactics. It only shows how pathetic they have become.

[jackob]

the only better way to spread the troof would be to prank call people, or write it on bathroom walls.
nothing can stop the troof

[dudalb]

And what is a self-respecting progressive DOING in a Wal-Mart to begin with?


Shopping.
I wish I had a dime for every progressive who spends hours attacking Wal Mart as being the most evil force on earth,and then shops there anyway.

[Sabrina]

Should I be offended on behalf of my gender, or are we basically not interested in Zlaya's asinine ramblings?

Just curious. ;)

[JimBenArm]

Should I be offended on behalf of my gender, or are we basically not interested in Zlaya's asinine ramblings?

Just curious. ;)
I think you should be offended. That way, you can slug him one.


Ladylike, of course!

[Sabrina]

As a lady, I can hardly advocate violence.

As a chick, however, bring him/her/it on! ;)

[Hokulele]

Should I be offended on behalf of my gender, or are we basically not interested in Zlaya's asinine ramblings?

Just curious. ;)


If by "we" you mean those of us who share your gender, then yup, we are basically uninterested in Zlaya's ramblings.

However, I am interested in knowing why Zlaya believes that either a) those who post in the CT sub-forum are all girls or b) "girl" is an insult. :confused:

[The Silver Shadow]

the only better way to spread the troof would be to prank call people, or write it on bathroom walls.
nothing can stop the troof
Do it for telemarketing! Just call them up and say:
Hello, I'm calling on behalf of some market research company. I'm sure you probably know that 9/11 was an inside job, right?
<response of "no">
Well sir, we have the deal for you. We're offering the DVDs of Loose Change, 9/11 Mysteries and Zeitgeist for the price of three. That's correct, you get all three DVDs for the price of three DVDs.
<hangs up>
Hello? Hello? You know that 9/11 was an inside job, right?
<telephone tone>
The NWO has gotten to this household. I have to call the next household before those damn NWO troops get to the next house...

[Unsecured Coins]

what's comical is in the thread at LCF, they're arguing over WTC7's collapse time and the penthouse... Mr "18 if you count it" isn't touching it with a 11.4 meter pole

[PixyMisa]

However, I am interested in knowing why Zlaya believes that either a) those who post in the CT sub-forum are all girls or b) "girl" is an insult. :confused:
He's 8 years old?

[Sabrina]

I would've pegged him for six, but hey; to each his/her own. :D

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

ANybody else notice that the Alex Jones supporters are cult like in their belief that Jones can do no wrong?

I've often asked truthers to name ONE THING they don't like about Alex Jones. They never answer that question. (Not that they're up to answering questions to begin with...)

It's like asking Tom Cruise to name one failing of L.Ron Hubbard.

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Next Week on LCF:

Hijack the K-Mart "Blue Light Special" for TROOF!

[jackob]

Next Week on LCF:

Hijack the K-Mart "Blue Light Special" for TROOF!

that will open the sheeples eyes, man, intercomes are troof, do you doubt that tide is on sale when they announce it, no, so they will believe. unless K-mart is part of the NWO too! and it will use its blue light space beams, or hipno-rays to stop the troof.

[The Silver Shadow]

I've often asked truthers to name ONE THING they don't like about Alex Jones. They never answer that question. (Not that they're up to answering questions to begin with...)
It's kind of funny, but I was debating a 9/11 truther on facebook and he kept bringing up prisonplanet articles (Walrus would know about this fellow), and I kept saying to bring something that is accepted among all (AKA: The mainstream media), to which he says that the mainstream doesn't respect the victims of 9/11, and we blindly accept their version, yet Alex Jones respects the victims of 9/11 and nobody listens to him!

[Plantfoam]

It's kind of funny, but I was debating a 9/11 truther on facebook and he kept bringing up prisonplanet articles (Walrus would know about this fellow), and I kept saying to bring something that is accepted among all (AKA: The mainstream media), to which he says that the mainstream doesn't respect the victims of 9/11, and we blindly accept their version, yet Alex Jones respects the victims of 9/11 and nobody listens to him!

Yeah, because nothing spells respect for all of the victims and their respective cultures better than the American Free Press....right, Dylan?

[Drudgewire]

However, I am interested in knowing why Zlaya believes that either a) those who post in the CT sub-forum are all girls or b) "girl" is an insult. :confused:
Doubt it's a. More likely "b" with the explanation being not a lot of ladies at the twoofer sausagefest forums.

[FramerDave]

What a tool. Aside from just making himself look like a foolish child with nothing better to do than bug people, do these guys really think a 4-second blurb at Wal Mart will do anything?

[Redtail]

Dear lord they're falling back on the "Pull" comment by Silverstien in the comments section.:rolleyes:

[Drudgewire]

Guys I think we're being too hard on this dude. After all he's only following the twoofer mantra:

"Think globally. Act like [rule10]ing idiot."

[Bell]

Beavis and Butthead working the PA at Wallmart...

"Ehhh... hello?"
"Hehe! Hehe!"
"Ehhh... 9/11 was like an inside job!"
"Yeah yeah! Inside job! Yeah! Hehe!"
"Ehhh... they like, blew up the Twin Towers!"
"Hehe! You said blew and job!! Hehe!"
"Shut up, Beavis!"

*smack*


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Butt-headprofile.jpg/120px-Butt-headprofile.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Beavisprofile.jpg/120px-Beavisprofile.jpg

[CptColumbo]

I love the comment on 911 Blogger.



Yeah, he is a regular Andrei Sakharov. Just think of everything he risked. He could have... he could have been kicked out of WalMart!

Oh the humanity!Not just that, he could be banned from WalMart for a year, and could be mocked by WalMart employees.

If he knew the intercom code he probably used to work there.
The retail store I used to work at (we'll call it the "Bullseye Boutique") had a code like JDX's password, and before I worked there a friend told me what it was when I asked.

[CptColumbo]

I can see where this is all leading.

A pizza delivery guy walks up to the front door of the White House.

"I have a delivery for a 'Nilevenwass Ensijob.'"

And the LCF boys are behind a nearby tree high-fiving each other.

They've resorted to Junior High pranks.

[The Silver Shadow]

Yeah, because nothing spells respect for all of the victims and their respective cultures better than the American Free Press....right, Dylan?
or the fact that the followers of Alex Jones "forget" about the fact that Alex said that one of the victims pimped her daughter to die on that day, or something to that extent...

[Peephole]

They so stole that from this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaVzNDbuI

At least he did a song. http://users.telenet.be/peephole/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Next they'll go into all the computers at Best Buy, open up notepad and type in 9/11 INSIDE JOIB and copy and paste a million times. Maybe they'll start printing up pictures of jumpers on the test printers and leaving them around for people to see and be sickened by.

[CptColumbo]

Next they'll go into all the computers at Best Buy, open up notepad and type in 9/11 INSIDE JOIB and copy and paste a million times. Maybe they'll start printing up pictures of jumpers on the test printers and leaving them around for people to see and be sickened by.
Well it's right up there with their pride in taking down the United 93 forum.