Anne Coulter: Christians are perfected Jews

[headscratcher4]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larisa-alexandrovna/ann-coulter-thinks-that-j_b_67969.html

...and heaven looks like the Republican national convention.

What a tool-ette.

[Darth Rotor]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larisa-alexandrovna/ann-coulter-thinks-that-j_b_67969.html

...and heaven looks like the Republican national convention.

What a tool-ette.
A tool-ette with book sales figures that pleases publishers. She has figured out how to thrive in the Warhol world: attention whores for fifty, Andy. :p

It pays. If it didn't, why do you know Kato Kaelin's name?

DR

[headscratcher4]

Indeed...it is why prostitution is the oldest profession. The fact that it pays however, doesn't take away from my felling of needed a long, hot bath (a'la the de-radiation bath in Silkwood) after reading or hearing anything about her.

[Darth Rotor]

Indeed...it is why prostitution is the oldest profession. The fact that it pays however, doesn't take away from my felling of needed a long, hot bath (a'la the de-radiation bath in Silkwood) after reading or hearing anything about her.
*HS4 sings*

"I'm gonna wash that gal right outta my hair" :)

DR

[IllegalArgument]

See my sig, sums up my opinion of her.

[headscratcher4]

See my sig, sums up my opinion of her.

She's coming close to being the Alfred Rosenberg or julius Streicher of Ameircan politics.

[Upchurch]

In terms of political craziness, I consider Ann Coulter and Michael Savage to be about on the same level and the both tell their audience exactly what they want to hear.

Now, here's what (I hope) I don't understand: Why is it that Coulter gets so much more high profile air play than Savage? Is it just that we have more tolerance for mean-spirited crazy when it comes in a pretty package? Or is it that she's a woman in some sort of ironic affirmative action thing?

[fuelair]

And A. Coulter is the perfected hemmorhoid.




From the theory that everyone needs an anal orifice but no one needs a hemmorhoid.

[Darat]

She seems to think that Seinfeld is an anthropological documentary....

[Tricky]

I was going to start another thread about this, but since we already have this thread for her recent stuff:

Have you heard about Ann Coulter's personal fantasy (http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Coulter_If_we_took_away_womens_1003.html)? No joke I could make is funnier than her own words, so here it is, straight from the horse's <insert appropriate part of horse>.
If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine...

She claims that women are the only demographic that the Democrats have the edge in. I'm so grateful for her and the penchant she has for saying the most incredibly stupid stuff you can imagine. The Democrats don't have a better friend in the world.

[headscratcher4]

She seems to think that Seinfeld is an anthropological documentary....


I was struck by that as well... a situation comedy stands in for real life. She must also believe that six 20/30 somethings (Friends) can all afford fabulous NY apartments, that Fasier dispensed legitimate psychiatric help, that Different Strokes represented how most black orphans live, that the last two seasons of Good Times really describe the destruction of black families in America.

Perhaps someone could explain to her that what she sees in prime time programming has little to do with reality.

But, she also probably thinks of Torquemeda as a perfected Jew.

[JoeEllison]

Don't miss the part where she also insults "mixed race" couples, who she thinks only go out in public to offend racists like her.

[fuelair]

Let's make a video of her entertaining herself to a newscaster announcing the repeal of women's right to vote. I see a bestseller here!!!

[NobbyNobbs]

But, she also probably thinks of Torquemeda as a perfected Jew.


I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.....

[Charlie Monoxide]

Attention is Ann Coulter's heroin. Every 3 or 4 weeks she starts Jonsing big time and invents something outrageous to say in order to get her fix. I suggest she get on a 12 step program ....

Charlie (step 1, no more attention for Ann) Monoxide

[shemp]

I was struck by that as well... a situation comedy stands in for real life. She must also believe that six 20/30 somethings (Friends) can all afford fabulous NY apartments, that Fasier dispensed legitimate psychiatric help, that Different Strokes represented how most black orphans live, that the last two seasons of Good Times really describe the destruction of black families in America.

She also thinks The Simpsons is an accurate depiction of life in America. On this point, she is correct.

[sts60]

AC: that is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews

She doesn't speak for me. I sure don't consider myself a "perfected", well, anything. I think AC's theology is as bogus as her science (cf. her notions about evolution).

[Tricky]

While we're handing out Klannies (the coveted award for the greatest contribution to bigotry), let's not forget to give a nod to The Fox Network who apparantly has something in it's charter that reads, "We have such a tumescent hard-on for Ann Coulter that there is nothing she could say, howver racist or hateful, that we won't invite her to say it on one of our shows."

[headscratcher4]

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.....

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition....

[Pardalis]

What a tool-ette.

You must have meant stool-ette.

[damien pastaume]

Attention is Ann Coulter's heroin. Every 3 or 4 weeks she starts Jonsing big time and invents something outrageous to say in order to get her fix. I suggest she get on a 12 step program ....

Charlie (step 1, no more attention for Ann) Monoxide

I had been slowly cultivating an attitude of purest indifference towards her.

But in the end, I couldn't be bothered.................

[corplinx]

Somewhere Rush Limbaugh is laughing his ass off and thanking Ann Coulter for saying something that sounds dumber than what he said.

[Checkmite]

Forget voting; I think we should take away women's right to publish. I mean sure, we'd lose some great stuff like Toni Morrison, but we'd also get rid of Ann Coulter. I think it's worth it.

[uruk]

She also thinks The Simpsons is an accurate depiction of life in America. On this point, she is correct.
I wish!!!
To be yellow and no pinky fingers. Awesome!

[LibraryLady]

I'm, uh.....

I mean........

Don't you...........

Is she.................

Gah!

[uruk]

Forget voting; I think we should take away women's right to publish. I mean sure, we'd lose some great stuff like Toni Morrison, but we'd also get rid of Ann Coulter. I think it's worth it.

I think it would be better to take away her right to procreate. But then her mouth may do that anyway.

[Senex]

Think my friends! Ann will not accept an invitation to the next TAM meeting because of the hostility she has received here. Take it back and maybe she will...

She looks likes this.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/Annhotttt.jpg, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/anngun.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/annbrew.jpg

I could be the front man for speaking with her. She might shoot some of you, but she won't shoot me. What a coup it would be to have Ann in our camp. I can do it -- I just need the autherization.

I removed the image links and just left the URLs. Please remember that posting copyrighted materials violates Rule 4.

[DaChew]

In the first section of her new book, Ann talks about all of the things she's said over about the last decade that ended her career.

I'm guessing in 4 or 5 years she will produce another best seller that will explain how this quote ended her career as well.

She is right though. Christians do essentially believe the New Testament fills in the blanks, perfects the problems, of the old testament. Of course, Muslims believe the Koran does the same thing for the old and new testament.

[Upchurch]

Think my friends! Ann will not accept an invitation to the next TAM meeting because of the hostility she has received here. Take it back and maybe she will...

She looks likes this....
Unfortunately, I suppose that answers my question.


What a coup it would be to have Ann in our camp.
For who? The woos?

[Spindrift]

"We have such a tumescent hard-on for Ann Coulter that there is nothing she could say, howver racist or hateful, that we won't invite her to say it on one of our shows."

I had to look that up. And then I had to look up tumid.

Thanks, I learned two new words today. See Ann Coulter does contribute to the education of America!

[DaChew]

Think my friends! Ann will not accept an invitation to the next TAM meeting because of the hostility she has received here. Take it back and maybe she will...

She looks likes this.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/Annhotttt.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/anngun.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Senex/annbrew.jpg

I could be the front man for speaking with her. She might shoot some of you, but she won't shoot me. What a coup it would be to have Ann in our camp. I can do it -- I just need the autherization.

I agree. She is attractive. I've put her in my top 5 women I'd most like to jam implants into. She is behind Gwen Stefani but in front of Rachel Ray.

[headscratcher4]

She has man hands -- probably why she thinks Sienfeld is real and is mad about it.

[corplinx]

She has arms like a giant spider's legs.

[Chaos]

I'm, uh.....

I mean........

Don't you...........

Is she.................

Gah!

And you´ve made more sense with that than Coulter did with all she ever wrote.:D

[Spindrift]

I agree. She is attractive. I've put her in my top 5 women I'd most like to jam implants into. She is behind Gwen Stefani but in front of Rachel Ray.

Top 5?

Since we're in fantasy land here, I can think of hundreds I'd rather take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride before her. Remember there's always the chance that she would start speaking.

[Tricky]

I had to look that up. And then I had to look up tumid.
I had a hard time deciding between tumescent and turgid.
Yes, the word "hard" was chosen on purpose.

See, Ann Coulter does contribute to the education of America!
Not on purpose.

[ChristineR]

It's a pretty common weird Christian idea. That woman has never had an original weird idea.

[Magic 9-Ball]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition....

In fact, those that do... would love Ann, I suppose.

[dudalb]

In terms of political craziness, I consider Ann Coulter and Michael Savage to be about on the same level and the both tell their audience exactly what they want to hear.

Now, here's what (I hope) I don't understand: Why is it that Coulter gets so much more high profile air play than Savage? Is it just that we have more tolerance for mean-spirited crazy when it comes in a pretty package? Or is it that she's a woman in some sort of ironic affirmative action thing?

It's that Savage was always out there on the fringe,but Coulter was at one time a mainstream Conservative commentator who has since gone bananas.
BUt now I suspect she has gone over the line,and she will get thrown out of the main conservative movement the way that Pat Buchanan was when he edged in Borderline Anti Semetic territory.
Savage has always been a extreme figure who has spent a great deal of time denouncing other Conservative figures as being softies and sell outs.

[dudalb]

Top 5?

Since we're in fantasy land here, I can think of hundreds I'd rather take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride before her. Remember there's always the chance that she would start speaking.

I hate to say it but the new White House Press Spokesperson is not bad to look at.

[dudalb]

While we're handing out Klannies (the coveted award for the greatest contribution to bigotry), let's not forget to give a nod to The Fox Network who apparantly has something in it's charter that reads, "We have such a tumescent hard-on for Ann Coulter that there is nothing she could say, howver racist or hateful, that we won't invite her to say it on one of our shows."

Then you will have to give it to CNN and MSNBC as well since Coulter shows up on their shows as well.

[uruk]

Oh my god those are freakishly long arms.

[triadboy]

Using her reasoning - Mormons are perfected Christians.

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Oh my god those are freakishly long arms.

More proof that we "are descended from monkeys"? Or at least some of us have descended.

[Senex]

It's that Savage was always out there on the fringe,but Coulter was at one time a mainstream Conservative commentator who has since gone bananas.
BUt now I suspect she has gone over the line,and she will get thrown out of the main conservative movement the way that Pat Buchanan was when he edged in Borderline Anti Semetic territory.
Savage has always been a extreme figure who has spent a great deal of time denouncing other Conservative figures as being softies and sell outs.

There, there, she hasn't been disfigured has she?

[Hindmost]

Attention is Ann Coulter's heroin. Every 3 or 4 weeks she starts Jonsing big time and invents something outrageous to say in order to get her fix. I suggest she get on a 12 step program ....

Charlie (step 1, no more attention for Ann) Monoxide

She's kind of like North Korea that way...rattles her sabers...

I don't think a million and twelve steps will help people that are never wrong...ever.:rolleyes:

glenn

[headscratcher4]

Using her reasoning - Mormons are perfected Christians.

I would doubt that. THe formula is Old Testiment + New Testiment = God's revelation.

Old Testiment + New Testiment + Book of Mormon could only be an unecessary addition to an already perfect theology, and thus a heretical abomination.

[Charlie Monoxide]

Just to jump on the ad hom Ann Coulter boat, I really would like to sleep with her.

I'm trying to quit drinking and waking up next to her might be the motivation I need ...

Charlie (or maybe drink more) Monoxide

[rocketdodger]

This will probably generate alot of counter-response, but I honestly think Ann Coulter needs to be violently raped.

In a John Galt sort of way I really feel that this is what she stands for, even if she is too narrow minded to know it, and someone needs to show her so she will wake up. Of course, this is assuming she believes what she says -- if she is actually a decent person and her whole persona is an act to make money (ala Andy Kaufman), then I guess the joke is on us.

[hgc]

She has arms like a giant spider's legs.


Coulter in her natural form...

(with a nod to the great artist Louise Bourgeois)

[Morrigan]

Why does this woman get so much attention everytime she makes yet another inane comment? Is anyone honestly surprised anymore?

[uruk]

This will probably generate alot of counter-response, but I honestly think Ann Coulter needs to be violently raped.

In a John Galt sort of way I really feel that this is what she stands for, even if she is too narrow minded to know it, and someone needs to show her so she will wake up. Of course, this is assuming she believes what she says -- if she is actually a decent person and her whole persona is an act to make money (ala Andy Kaufman), then I guess the joke is on us.

I'm of the mind that she is just putting on an act for entertainment value.
She's just a right wing shock jock without the jock.

[Zep]

Q1) Has she a job managing or implementing government policy or operations?

Q2) Is she a senior minister of an influential religion?

Q3) If not...why does anyone care what she says about politics or religion?

Apart from that, she's such a disproportional stick-insect that she looks anorexic. Ew.

[fuelair]

Top 5?

Since we're in fantasy land here, I can think of hundreds I'd rather take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride before her. Remember there's always the chance that she would start speaking.

With NO reference to your use of MTWR above, I miss the real Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at D-World. Pulling that and taming the already tame PotC sucked. So does Coulter. Goats come to mind - and wasn't there a goat or two in PotC. I think I am sensing a conspiracy of dunces here!!!!

[Darth Rotor]

This will probably generate alot of counter-response, but I honestly think Ann Coulter needs to be violently raped.

In a John Galt sort of way I really feel that this is what she stands for, even if she is too narrow minded to know it, and someone needs to show her so she will wake up.
I am still trying to figure out how being violently raped would make her wake up, which would presumably then make her somehow differently disposed toward whatever she is not for now.

I would tend to think it would get her spewing bile against even more sets of people, depending on who showed up to do your bidding on her person.

Of course, there is an outside chance she'd want to sell the security videos to the event, as an entirely new market of schadenfreude infected liberal Coulter haters might present a lucrative market for such snuff.

On second thought, that's just a crappy idea of yours. Rethink, and get back to us. We present next week to the regional manager, and your bonus depends upon it.

DR

[Puppycow]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larisa-alexandrovna/ann-coulter-thinks-that-j_b_67969.html

...and heaven looks like the Republican national convention.

What a tool-ette.

Saying outrageous things is her MO. It's her way to make sure that people pay attention. If she only said reasonable defensible things, she wouldn't get as much attention. I doubt she even really believes most of her more outrageous statements. Rather, they are calculated to cause an uproar and make her the center of attention and ultimately to drive book sales.

So when you start a thread about her latest outrageous statement, she won because she's a troll. She got you to bite.

[Camillus]

I've never seen a picture of her before. My first thought on seeing the ones posted in this thread was that she was post-op gender reassigment. I'm guessing that this is unlikely but there is something strange about her appearence.

[Tricky]

I am still trying to figure out how being violently raped would make her wake up, which would presumably then make her somehow differently disposed toward whatever she is not for now.
That too. I hope the suggestion was at least slightly sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek or something.

It is the mark of civilized humans that they do not wish physical or mental injury to even the most revolting of people. That's right. Even rapists deserve some compassion.

The second sentence in the second paragraph was sarcasm. I actually mean the first sentence.

[dudalb]

Saying outrageous things is her MO. It's her way to make sure that people pay attention. If she only said reasonable defensible things, she wouldn't get as much attention. I doubt she even really believes most of her more outrageous statements. Rather, they are calculated to cause an uproar and make her the center of attention and ultimately to drive book sales.

So when you start a thread about her latest outrageous statement, she won because she's a troll. She got you to bite.

Dead On.
About the only thing I give Coulter credit for is she knows how to push the buttons of liberals and the political left in general to get an outraged reaction,which garners her more publicity,and increases her credibility ..and sales....with her core right wing following. You think people would realise that an outraged reaction is just playing into her hands,but they seem unable to grasp it.
What is new about Coulter's act is the way in the past couple of years she has specifically played up to the religious right. Most conservative commentators would not launch an out and out attack on Darwin the way she did.

[ksbluesfan]

She might get my attention, but she won't get my money. I won't even watch her if she's on TV.

[CptColumbo]

At least, to Stephen Colbert, the Jews are half-right. Coulter on the other hand is more than half-wrong.

[LibraryLady]

This will probably generate alot of counter-response, but I honestly think Ann Coulter needs to be violently raped.

In a John Galt sort of way I really feel that this is what she stands for, even if she is too narrow minded to know it, and someone needs to show her so she will wake up. Of course, this is assuming she believes what she says -- if she is actually a decent person and her whole persona is an act to make money (ala Andy Kaufman), then I guess the joke is on us.

So you want to become Ann Coulter in order to stop Ann Coulter. Hmmmm....like becoming tyrants to stop tyranny....starting wars to stop war mongers.

Sorry, nope. Don't see it.

[Thunder]

Sorry to burst your bubble folks, but the idea that Christians are the New Israelites is as old as the New Testament. The Bible says that through Christ's sacrifice, they are the New Covenant. A covenant of the spirit...as opposed to the Jewish covenant of the flesh. Ms. Coulter is only expressing Christian doctrine......un-PC as it may be.

[EeneyMinnieMoe]

Why does this woman get so much attention everytime she makes yet another inane comment? Is anyone honestly surprised anymore?

As a mattter of fact, yes.

Every time I think Ann Coulter couldn't possibly be any more inane and looney, she proves me wrong.

[damien pastaume]

I am still trying to figure out how being violently raped would make her wake up, which would presumably then make her somehow differently disposed toward whatever she is not for now.

I think rocketdodger was just going for the Coulter bomb-throwing angle.

Notice, however, that AC never bothers to pre-empt the possibility of outrage with any mention of 'counter-response'.

"Ann Coulter needs to be violently raped." would be more in keeping with AC's style of goading.

rocketdodger's problem is the possession of a functioning conscience. Or at least the shreds of it - shreds which AC long ago waved a cheery goodbye to, in favour of the freedom to serve Mammon unapologetically.

[Cain]

Sorry to burst your bubble folks, but the idea that Christians are the New Israelites is as old as the New Testament. The Bible says that through Christ's sacrifice, they are the New Covenant. A covenant of the spirit...as opposed to the Jewish covenant of the flesh. Ms. Coulter is only expressing Christian doctrine......un-PC as it may be.

I do not see it as controversial either. S(?)he's a Christian supremacist, so what else is new?

[thaiboxerken]

She's only popular because she says what most Republicans only think.

[EeneyMinnieMoe]

She's only popular because she says what most Republicans only think.

I think that's completely untrue and entirely unfair. I know quite a few Republicans and I've tried reading a few of Ann's books and the bizzare inanity and lunacy she spouts there is not only unlike anything I've known from a Republican or a conservative, it's unlike anything I've heard from a sane human being of any political stripe or lack of. Who buys her stuff, I have no idea, because it's not even classic stupidity.

I wouldn't even call her a legitimate Republican or a conservative anymore than, say, I'd call Eddie Murphy movies comedies.

She's not even a neo-conservative; she's a Class A Pure Nutjob, plain and simple.

[thaiboxerken]

I don't think it's unfair at all.

[a_unique_person]

She's well on her way to becoming a perfected human, she's almost male.

[OnlyTellsTruths]

It seems the Politics Forum and the Religion and Philosophy Forum have a high tendancy to have duplicate topics/overlap, let's just hope if there had been internet 50 years ago it would have been even more frequent....

[rocketdodger]

So you want to become Ann Coulter in order to stop Ann Coulter. Hmmmm....like becoming tyrants to stop tyranny....starting wars to stop war mongers.

Sorry, nope. Don't see it.

I apologize if my comment seemed strong to anyone, I don't mean to offend.

I just really find Coulter disgusting. For a woman to advocate male domination over women makes me ashamed to be of the same species as her. She is like the slaves of old who would turn in a fellow slave in order to gain favor with the master.

[Philip]

Michael Savage spent most of his show last night ranting against Ann Coulter for her comments. He called her a "deranged hag" and said this is the kind of thing that led to the killing of Jews in the past.

[Darat]

What have hags ever done to Savage for him to make such a comparison?

[Upchurch]

Michael Savage spent most of his show last night ranting against Ann Coulter for her comments. He called her a "deranged hag" and said this is the kind of thing that led to the killing of Jews in the past.
You know you have problems when Michael Savage thinks you're a nut job. Yikes.

[Lurker]

I think that's completely untrue and entirely unfair. I know quite a few Republicans and I've tried reading a few of Ann's books and the bizzare inanity and lunacy she spouts there is not only unlike anything I've known from a Republican or a conservative, it's unlike anything I've heard from a sane human being of any political stripe or lack of. Who buys her stuff, I have no idea, because it's not even classic stupidity.

I wouldn't even call her a legitimate Republican or a conservative anymore than, say, I'd call Eddie Murphy movies comedies.

She's not even a neo-conservative; she's a Class A Pure Nutjob, plain and simple.

Go see how she is adored over at certyain conservative sites like hannity.com or freeconservatives.com

They will defend her most noxious ramblings. I am sure some conservatives dislike her but the many of the far righties love her.

[Lurker]

You know you have problems when Michael Savage thinks you're a nut job. Yikes.

I used to listen to Savage in the hope that I would witness his mental meltdown live. He is so torqued up it could happen at any second.

Then I realized he was already over the precipice of sanity so stopped listening.

[Oliver]

Oh my god those are freakishly long arms.



I guess she needs such long arms to crawl that deep into Fox's rump. :boxedin:

[KingMerv00]

She's only popular because she says what most Republicans only think.

Democrats are perfected Republicans.

[shemp]

Just to jump on the ad hom Ann Coulter boat, I really would like to sleep with her.

I'm trying to quit drinking and waking up next to her might be the motivation I need ...

Charlie (or maybe drink more) Monoxide


Wouldn't it be less painful to just cut out your own liver with a dull butter knife.

[Upchurch]

Democrats are perfected Republicans.

Independents are perfected Republicans ...and Democrats.

[headscratcher4]

While it is arguably true that focusing on Coulter's calculated outrageous remarks allows her to "win" by giving her both a forum and the publicity she craves, I would also argue that when fools and demogogs who have a public platform say stupid, wrong, outrageous things, they should be examined in full light. We live in a society that theoretcially honors freedom of speech, but living in such a society requires to some extent that speech and ideas offered seriously (as opposed to that offered by someone clearly deranged) needs push-back, otherwise it may be endowed with a patina of truth or correctness. This is so from any political position...right, left and middle.

While calculated to be outrageous, I think it would be wrong to assume that she doesn't belive what she says. Indeed, I think she clearly believes what she says even as she rachet's it up to the Nth degree. That said, what she says is indisputible as theology for her type of "christian" -- arguably all christians? -- this is what the theology boils down to. Fine. But it is also a jumping off point for all kinds of evil, intollerance, etc.

If Jews are un-perfected and we live in a perfectable world, why not force their perfection? Not what she is arguing, but it is out there, and those who believe that are nodding their heads in unison with Ms. C. and paying money to listen to her.

Anyway, yes she thrives and profits by it all. Yes, she gets some "cover" because there is enough silent nodding to allow media to continue bringing her back on...but eventually, her foolishness will also be exposed for what it is because of such exposure.

Remember, more than a decade ago, David Duke in a smaller way, loomed on the horizon. He was a serious candidate for governor and I think Sentaor from Louisiana. He just kept talking, getting on talk shows and eventually people stopped listening or being interesed in the novelty or train wreck quality of his ideas and performance -- IMO. Today, he can be seen in Terhan at anti-holocaust conferences, but he is pretty irrelevent in American poltics.

Anyway, keeping the light on Ms. C. may give her an income, but I think it also insures the ultimate discredication of many of her positions.

[headscratcher4]

Independents are perfected Republicans ...and Democrats.

Flies are perfected maggots?

[Upchurch]

Flies are perfected maggots?
Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to.

eta: I very much agree with your post #82. Abstaining may be the high road, but not confronting misinformation is how it becomes fact.

[NobbyNobbs]

Originally Posted by DaChew
I agree. She is attractive. I've put her in my top 5 women I'd most like to jam implants into. She is behind Gwen Stefani but in front of Rachel Ray.


Top 5?

Since we're in fantasy land here, I can think of hundreds I'd rather take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride before her. Remember there's always the chance that she would start speaking.


He didn't mention where the implants would be jammed. My first vote is to block up her mouth.

[ChristineR]

Someone in the Infidel Guy chat room last night called her a (very bad word). I took that as in insult to my reproductive organs.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Every time the Christian Conservatives (actually just this one guy a lot of you would love to engage, he seems to think all atheists are socialists if not communists) post links to Ann's "editorials" on Townhall.com or whatever I post a question asking the OPer if, since she's just an entertainer why he(they) keep posting links to her rantings on foru.ms.

For some reason that direct question is never directly answered.

[Magic 9-Ball]

He didn't mention where the implants would be jammed. My first vote is to block up her mouth.

Agree. And this has nothing to do with "being seen and not heard". This has to do with the last 3 pages in this thread.

A friend has an Ann Coulter doll. Small and cute. However, pull it's string and it spews "cute" saying in her voice. This should be seen and not heard.

Here's a link to one, along with the sayings. Called "Right Wing Barbi".
http://victorystore00.stores.yahoo.net/taanncodo.html

[alfaniner]

Doesn't she do this kind of thing every time she has a new book coming out?

[krelnik]

Doesn't she do this kind of thing every time she has a new book coming out?


"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary." (Brendan Behan)


I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she and her agent plan these appearances. I wouldn't be surprised if they spend a great deal of time figuring out exactly what she's going to say each time. I wonder where the line is that she wouldn't cross?

[triadboy]

Someone in the Infidel Guy chat room last night called her a (very bad word). I took that as in insult to my reproductive organs.

I'm just guessing here - but I would think Ann is more than just 'fussy'.

[Darth Rotor]

Independents are perfected Republicans ...and Democrats.

Thanks, Uppie, Kinky for President 2008.

Why the hell not?

DR

[Mephisto]

She seems to think that Seinfeld is an anthropological documentary....

And why wouldn't she? Many of those "perfected Jews" believe that The Flintstones was an anthropological documentary as well! ;)

Dinosaurs, humans coexist in U.S. creation museum

PETERSBURG, Kentucky - Ken Ham's sprawling creation museum isn't even open yet, but an expansion is already underway in the state-of-the art lobby, where grunting dinosaurs and animatronic humans coexist in a Biblical paradise.

A crush of media attention and packed preview sessions have convinced Ham that nearly half a million people a year will come to Kentucky to see his Biblically correct version of history.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1767643/posts


The only thing worse than a moron in charge is wishing EVERYONE was a moron!

[ChristineR]

I'm just guessing here - but I would think Ann is more than just 'fussy'.

She's blunt, all right.

[EeneyMinnieMoe]

Go see how she is adored over at certyain conservative sites like hannity.com or freeconservatives.com

They will defend her most noxious ramblings. I am sure some conservatives dislike her but the many of the far righties love her.

She's from a far fringe group of one, is how I see her.

Most conservatives, at least you see where they are coming from but her trains of thought I wouldn't be able to follow with a map.

Liberals want to kill fetuses so they can spare Tookie Williams? What the hell does that even mean?

[headscratcher4]

She's from a far fringe group of one, is how I see her.

Most conservatives, at least you see where they are coming from but her trains of thought I wouldn't be able to follow with a map.

Liberals want to kill fetuses so they can spare Tookie Williams? What the hell does that even mean?

Besides, it is just plain wrong...liberals want to kill fetuses because it is fun...sparing Tookie Williams is just some sort of side benefit.

[ponderingturtle]

Top 5?

Since we're in fantasy land here, I can think of hundreds I'd rather take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride before her. Remember there's always the chance that she would start speaking.

That is what the ball gag is for.

[ponderingturtle]

It's that Savage was always out there on the fringe,but Coulter was at one time a mainstream Conservative commentator who has since gone bananas.

That is an insult to bannana's. The Durian is a much more apropriate fruit.

[Tricky]

Besides, it is just plain wrong...liberals want to kill fetuses because it is fun...sparing Tookie Williams is just some sort of side benefit.
Yeah, liberals are like that. Their favorite book (besides "The Communist Manifesto") is 101 things to do with a dead fetus.