Xenu was Framed

[Bill Thompson]

Xenu was framed. It was actually Emperor Garpobalon who instigated the massive tax scheme in this sector of the galaxy. The whole volcano and hydrogen bomb story was an implant given to Hubbard to hide the truth.

Lord Xenu would not have rose to the status that he obtained if he was as evil had Hubbard says. He was a noble and highly respected and fair and well-loved leader.

There are many other problems with the Hubbard story. Thetans cannot produce other theatans. So there probably never was an over-population problem to begin with.

[Btodd]

I just wore one of my favorite t-shirts yesterday, which says, "Xenu Lives!", with the face of an evil-looking alien, and text at the bottom that says, "Celebrating 75 million years of galactic domination".

Anyway, debunking the Xenu story should take all of about 30 seconds. There's a reason it's not revealed until one has become fully indoctrinated.

[fagin]

Thought the thread was about Xena. Anyway she would whip his ass.

[Beerina]

There are many other problems with the Hubbard story. Thetans cannot produce other theatans. So there probably never was an over-population problem to begin with.

...which suggests that they can never die, either, or else they'd have dropped from the universe a long time ago.

Unless they are manufactured. But then, they could manufacture themselves, and should have clogged the universe.

Nah, sumptin's not right here.


Thought the thread was about Xena. Anyway she would whip his ass.

Xena lives in a comic and video-game-like world, where the bosses are the toughest ones of all in physical, hand-to-hand combat. This is the real world, sorry! Xena would never get near his person because he'd destroy her whole ***** planet with a battlefleet, while he safely sits at the center of the galaxy on his black hole throne. :mad:

[Beerina]

Hey, the Judeo-Christian god Yahweh has battled beasts like Leviathan and Behemoth, and is the top dog, fighting and Xena and video-game-slash-comic-book-wise.

Hey, that gives me an idea. What if the Old Testament and religions based on it are....are...

Eh, I forgot what I was gonna say. Must not have been important, heh heh.

[circuit_bent]

you guys don't know anything. We, the original thetans willed ourselves into existance 80 trillion years ago.
The galactic federation in this arm of the galaxy was populated by thousands of trillions of aliens with an inferior thetan as their soul. They become our body thetans when evil Lord Xenu engaged in Incident II. The alien thetans are different from our fundamental pure thetans. The human race was the intended final form that the orginal thetans had in mind 80 trillion years ago. We are special. It is because of Xenu and the BT's that we are not godlike.

Well, i think another argument against the story would be that the volcanoes the frozen aliens were supposedly stacked around did not exist 75 million years ago!
Another is that Hubbard claimed to fly around (bodily) in the Van Allen radiation belts, which he described as being surprisingly 'warm' and 'wet'. That's how he conducted his 'research' into the history of the Universe.

P.S I want that T-shirt

[Aoidoi]

center of the galaxy on his black hole throne. :mad:"Black Hole Throne" has to be one of the funniest lines I've read in a while. :D

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Where did the Thetans get their DC-8-like flight training? I an air school in Florida? Did they have enough flight experience to fly them into volcanoes? :eye-poppi

[Btodd]

Another is that Hubbard claimed to fly around (bodily) in the Van Allen radiation belts, which he described as being surprisingly 'warm' and 'wet'. That's how he conducted his 'research' into the history of the Universe.

P.S I want that T-shirt

Hubbard did indeed say that. It's in a 17-minute clip from Google Video, just type in L Ron Hubbard and scroll down a bit to find it (I can't post links yet). There are plenty of other gems on there like, "NOT smoking enough causes lung cancer". :eye-poppi

As for the shirt, my other one has the old Uncle Sam 'We want you' print, with L Ron's face on there instead, and it reads, "Scientology wants your credit cards!"

Can we post pics here? If so, I'll put it up for you.

[fuelair]

Xenu was Framed



Call Al Sharpton!!

[DARK LORD XENU]

Ok now I may or may not have conducted myself in a less than humble way at times whilst ruler of the Galactic Federation and ok I may have commited what can possibly commited a "war crime" or 2 but I'm not so bad and yes I was framed it was my half brother XEMU who did "incident 2" not me he framed me because he wanted my throne damn it! I mean you all try running such an empire and not have others try stealing your throne out from under you don't you think that Prince Charles truly wanted to wait so long to be king of England no of course not and that there L Ron Hubbard what a load he come up with if I had done that you can take my word on this the "truth" he spoke of was all lies I'm the one trying to help humanity out you know and I never allowed L Ron Hubbard to tell my story he was full of crap if it was truly MY story they would not be called scientologists but they would be called XENUOLOGISTS I mean you cant believe everything that you read about me and well has it not been pretty much proven L Ron Hubbard started his "church" as a tax shelter?!

[Gazpacho]

Xenu's responsibility in the tax inspections can't be overlooked so easily. But the Confederacy's constitution wasn't really set up to deal with such a severe crisis. Xenu should be praised for doing what he had to do through the only constitutional means available.

[Nogbad]

When I was 17 I was talked into undergoing a test by some robot on North Bridge in Edinburgh. The test was dull and they took so long to "analyse" my answers that I left before I found out how they could help me. I either managed to slip out unnoticed or they let me go as unsuitable material...not sure which :D

What a lucky escape :eek:

[CapelDodger]

Xenu was framed.

Xenu was invented, marketed, boxed, and distributed. Not framed :cool:.

[Macoy]

Anyway, what's "episode 2"?

[DARK LORD XENU]

Well if I do not exist how could I put in this very post mate? Also I was framed the confederacies constitution did cover the crisis above mentioned but I was framed due to the fact I at the time was their ruler
ask Trey and Matt they will tell you more or less the same thing!

[CapelDodger]

Anyway, what's "episode 2"?

Worst. Episode. Ever.

[dudalb]

Xenu was a fall guy for Lord Darkseid.

[Macoy]

Worst. Episode. Ever.

I stupidly misread it twice. Should have been "incident 2". Rereading things more carefully, it would seem that the volcano business was incident 2?
If so, what was "incident 1"? And was there an "incident 3"?.

[DARK LORD XENU]

Incident 3 was my dui crash landing in Roswell New Mexico a few Earth decades ago ahh what weied night out that one was