Chick: Mmmm, dino-burgers

[Upchurch]

In this issue (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp?wpc=1038_01.asp&wpp=b), we learn that dinosaurs and dragons are one in the same!

and, somehow, this means you must accept Jebus and yadda, yadda, yadda....

[Marquis de Carabas]

Ummm...

No, never mind.

[grayman]

Yaba daba do!

[Correa Neto]

Why god changed the atmosphere to kill those nice dinos?

They violated some of the Leviticus rules?

[Upchurch]

Why god changed the atmosphere to kill those nice dinos?

They violated some of the Leviticus rules?
Nope, because mankind was freakin' hungry!

[Cello Man]

I wonder if a Velociraptor tasted like chicken. Common ancestor and all that...

[kedo1981]

Chick is a national treasure, I vote we put him in his own wing at the Smithsonian and leave him.
Ja notice the (jew) noses on his toons.

[triadboy]

His including dinosaurs in the Ark, makes this ridiculous tale even more ridiculouser.

[Upchurch]

His including dinosaurs in the Ark, makes this ridiculous tale even more ridiculouser.

How else were they going to survive the flood? Grow wings and fly?




....oh, right.

[Correa Neto]

Chick is a national treasure, I vote we put him in his own wing at the Smithsonian and leave him.
Ja notice the (jew) noses on his toons.
Why not just his head at that Futurama museum?

[Correa Neto]

Nope, because mankind was freakin' hungry!

Got it.

Like the manna meal.

Makes sense.

[triadboy]

How else were they going to survive the flood? Grow wings and fly?


Just think about when they finally reached land - a year later - and opened the doors to let the animals out. Anything that wasn't a dinosaur would have looked like a Fig Newton on legs. No wonder Noah got drunk.

[The Man]

Nope, because mankind was freakin' hungry!

Just don't get the extra large order of “bronto ribs” at the drive through, it might tip over your car.

[Beerina]

Why god changed the atmosphere to kill those nice dinos?


This demonstrates how poor the critical thinking is. Some half-baked, half-assed idea (all the dead plants meant oxygen would become depleted) so post-ark dinosaurs would suffocate becomes sufficient to uphold the brute fact that no dinosaurs exist.

Any Christian who accepts this reasoning should be ashamed of themselves.

And we won't even get into the idiocy of God knowing the dinosaurs would suffocate, but made Noah take them anyway.

[cnorman18]

I didn't know Jack Chick was still alive.

Full disclosure; I went through a fundamentalist fit in the early 70s and used to hand out his stuff--but even then, there were some that I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot Pole. Or a 12-foot Russian, for that matter.

I got over it. Went to rehab and all that.

[triadboy]

Full disclosure; I went through a fundamentalist fit in the early 70s ...

In 1972, my bass player was an xian. He took me to the Manna House in Fayetteville, NC. A congregation "layed hands" on me in an attempt to inject a spirit into me which would bestow me three gifts: 1) the Gift of Tongues 2) The Gift of Healing and (...I think the last one was juggling or something). Well, the procedure "didn't take" and sure enough I've never really been able to juggle my whole life.

[Beerina]

The gift of tongues is just the half-asleep mind assembling syllables into nonsense words, and assembling words, nonsense or otherwise, into meaningless phrases. Clearly not spiritual, and clearly useless.

But the gift of healing, that would be a darn sight useful. It's too bad it didn't "take".

Presumably someone there had had it "take". Did they display the power?

[triadboy]

The gift of tongues is just the half-asleep mind assembling syllables into nonsense words, and assembling words, nonsense or otherwise, into meaningless phrases. Clearly not spiritual, and clearly useless.

Talking in Tongues just reminded me of the Church scene in Borat.

Presumably someone there had had it "take". Did they display the power?

I remember people talking in Tongues and feeling me with their hands - as a result of that, even now when I hear people talking in tongues - all my orifices slam shut.


The one power I may have received from them inadvertently is - I have the power to calm jittery squirrels.

[RenaissanceBiker]

Fark.com linked to a Chick tract today. His server is getting a workout.