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Pahansiri
11th September 2003, 11:22 AM
Greetings my friend billiefan2000.
My friend it is good to see you back and hope you are well.
May I assume your belief in the rapture and your God is still not strong enough to take up the offer I had made to you before?
If you like perhaps you forgot my offer, you did refuse to answer me the last time for several post but in the end did and did not except my offer.
Perhaps your faith has grown and is not approaching the size of a mustard seed.
Please allow me to again make this offer to you, a offer that would clearly demonstrate to all here that contrary to the accepted belief here that you don’t at all believe in the Rapture or the Bible and what it says or God.
This offer is one that God will be happy if you take and very angry and send you to hell if you do not for not to take it is to slap him in the face.
Do you really believe billiefan?
My attorney will draft the documents and these documents will say:
Upon the event of the Christian rapture all positions, money, car, home etc owned by the person known as ___________ ( your real name billiefan) will be turned over to Mark Bertrand ( Pahansiri) and be lawfully and from here on be known as his property.
Upon the event of this rapture and after the transfer of all positions of billiefan to Mark Bertrand, Mr Bertrand will use a portion of the sale of these items to fund a Christian conversion drive and declare Jesus as truth.
How about that billiefan my friend?
Do you really love God?
Do you really believe in God?
Do you really believe in the rapture?
Do you really want to save the people not taken up by the rapture?
A “REAL” Christian would do this, will you?
roger
11th September 2003, 11:50 AM
Wouldn't it be smarter to will all her money to the church, so that all of it goes to religion, rather than just part of it?
And I'm not asking you what your estate plans are billiefan, as it is none of my business.
hgc
11th September 2003, 11:53 AM
Is there really that much declarin'-Jesus-as-truth money to be made flippin' burgers?
arcticpenguin
11th September 2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by roger
Wouldn't it be smarter to will all her money to the church, so that all of it goes to religion, rather than just part of it?
And I'm not asking you what your estate plans are billiefan, as it is none of my business.
No, because all the deserving members of the church (if there are any) will be taken up in the rapture along with BF2K.
roger
11th September 2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by arcticpenguin
No, because all the deserving members of the church (if there are any) will be taken up in the rapture along with BF2K.
You know what I mean - devote _all_ of it to proclaiming Jesus - whatever the mechanism, church or otherwise.
Pahansiri
11th September 2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by roger
Wouldn't it be smarter to will all her money to the church, so that all of it goes to religion, rather than just part of it?
And I'm not asking you what your estate plans are billiefan, as it is none of my business.
Well I need some for administrative cost. ;)
To will it to the Church will not demonstrate his true belief. If his goal is to save people here this would go a long way. ;)
Pahansiri
11th September 2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by roger
You know what I mean - devote _all_ of it to proclaiming Jesus - whatever the mechanism, church or otherwise.
OK, I will use it all if anyone who is a Christian abd really believes the rapture will happen sign everything over to me now.
I will not take possession until they "leave" so they have nothing to lose, everything to prove and to gain.
It is a win win.
roger
11th September 2003, 12:14 PM
"Adminstrative costs" Ya, you and united way, buddy :D
Okay, send me off to a different thread if you feel I'm derailing it (I probably am), but you piqued my curiosity as to what the Christians claim about what is supposed to happen after the rapture. I tried goggling but, wow, try finding something comprehensible w/ that search :)
So the converted, or saved, or whatever get whisked directly to heaven, right? I forget what is supposed to happen to the people left behind - do they still have the option to go to heaven later? I thought we all would just burned up and sent to hell.
I'm looking forward to the bbq :)
Pahansiri
11th September 2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by roger
"Adminstrative costs" Ya, you and united way, buddy :D
Okay, send me off to a different thread if you feel I'm derailing it (I probably am), but you piqued my curiosity as to what the Christians claim about what is supposed to happen after the rapture. I tried goggling but, wow, try finding something comprehensible w/ that search :)
So the converted, or saved, or whatever get whisked directly to heaven, right? I forget what is supposed to happen to the people left behind - do they still have the option to go to heaven later? I thought we all would just burned up and sent to hell.
I'm looking forward to the bbq :)
billiefan2000 like some other Christians primarily ones who believe in this “event” believe that only “real” Christians will be taken up.
The problem is it is very hard to get 2 believers to agree on who is a “real” Christian besides themselves.
billiefan2000
11th September 2003, 01:26 PM
Why should we sign anything over to you unless you admit here the Rapture of Millions of Christians is a Real event that will happen.
Before I would sign anything over to you I would like to hear you admit that and by the way,I already have signed my stuff over to Non-Christian People I know so there.
Pahansiri
11th September 2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by billiefan2000
Why should we sign anything over to you unless you admit here the Rapture of Millions of Christians is a Real event that will happen.
Before I would sign anything over to you I would like to hear you admit that and by the way,I already have signed my stuff over to Non-Christian People I know so there.
Why? Because it is your chance to help me and others believe you really believe in this rapture, if you do not believe even enough to do this simple thing why should we?
My friend PLEASE think logically.
You say unless you admit here the Rapture of Millions of Christians is a Real event that will happen.
If I believed that I would be Christian and also taken up in this rapture, right.. Please thing before you say things.
Before I would sign anything over to you I would like to hear you admit that
??? billiefan, relax, let your anger and hate leave your body, breath and think.
As I have said this is how you can PROVE to me and us you really believe, if you have so little faith in this why would we?
You will lose nothing while you are here and I will get it only after you leave. Then if it does happen I will believe and use the money to “save “ others.
I already have signed my stuff over to Non-Christian People I know so there.
I do not wish to call you a liar, I have pointed out many of your lies in the past ( a REAL Christian does not lie).
Can you give me the facts, the names of these people so I may check it?
Remember to lie is a sin.
Also you seem to have in this very sentence proven yourself to fib or at least a bit hypocrite. You see you said you would not sign over your “stuff” until you got a non Christian to say the rapture was truth, yet you say you did sign your “stuff” over to some non-Christians.
So, did they say it was the truth?
Would that not make them now “believers?
Or did you break your rule?
Or, did you lie?
Your faith in your belief is clearly not nothing.
If you really believe in God and this thing you just spit in his face.
One last thing did you really say so there.
I have not heard that since 6th grade.
Let ask you this, if I went to Rapture ready board and made this offer or contacted Terry James or Hal Lindsey or Jack Kinslella etc and offered this how many do you think would take this challenge of their faith and belief?
I am betting, not one.
Yahweh
11th September 2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by billiefan2000
Why should we sign anything over to you unless you admit here the Rapture of Millions of Christians is a Real event that will happen.
Most atheists fully realize the fact that they could be wrong. We know full and well there are such things as "possibilities". But, we see the possibility remote and irrational, thats why we remain atheists.
But in the same way, I dont plan going to work and being killed. Yet, for some reason, I signed the "US$6 Life Insurance" form anyway. Just incase something happened to me, my wife would get US$150,000 or so back on insurance (no, thats not the exact figure...).
If you believe in the rapture, you have nothing to lose, not even US$6.
Before I would sign anything over to you I would like to hear you admit that and by the way,I already have signed my stuff over to Non-Christian People I know so there.
Nice to know...
Temporal Renegade
11th September 2003, 05:37 PM
Make sure they agree to also take on any and all attorney costs; after all, no price should be too much for any True Believer to help spread The Word!:roll:
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