Entire US Banking System Arrested!

[JamesB]

I have discussed the Leo Wanta nuttiness before, what with Hank Paulson and Alan Greenspan arrested and all... but this new one is nutty beyond belief. Not surprisingly it has received not 1, but 4 separate uncritical mentions on the Veterans for 9/11 Truth mailing list.

ENTIRE CITIBANK BOARD BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
PROVOST MARSHAL MAY ARREST THREE U.S. PRESIDENTS TOO
Tuesday 6 November 2007 04:28
U.S. MARINES AND AIR FORCE DRAFTED IN TO ASSIST AS NECESSARY

SOME 3,000 BANKERS AND OTHERS BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY

NINE AIRCRAFT ARE BEING FILLED WITH PRISONERS

PROVOST MARSHAL TO TAKE OVER CITIBANK AND MAKE THE PAYMENT

BRITISH CITIBANK EMPLOYEES FLYING TO NEW YORK
TO ASSIST THE GENERAL WITH BANKING OPERATIONS

http://www.worldreports.org/news/91_entire_citibank_boar

[dudalb]

You think CNN or Fox or the Wall Street Journal,for Heaven's Sake, would have gotten wind of this.
FOr sheer looniness this takes the cake.
And more then a few Truthers will eat it up like candy.

[ktesibios]

Financial looniness isn't usually my cup of tea- about all I know about money is how to balance my checkbook and pay my bills on time- but in the course of Googling for more about a particularly amusing crank who turned up on the L.A. Indymedia site I stumbled across this gem, and decided that it might make a nice break from our usual "all 9/11 all the time" format...

And you've gone and beat me to it. :mad:

Darn, darn, DARN, DARN, DARN! :bricks:

[Drudgewire]

*Whew* Just converted all my assets to gold coins. Thankfully no one at the bank nor my stockbroker was aware of this yet so I got a great rate.







Wait, it didn't really happen?




http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/doh.gif

[JamesB]

Financial looniness isn't usually my cup of tea- about all I know about money is how to balance my checkbook and pay my bills on time- but in the course of Googling for more about a particularly amusing crank who turned up on the L.A. Indymedia site I stumbled across this gem, and decided that it might make a nice break from our usual "all 9/11 all the time" format...

And you've gone and beat me to it. :mad:

Darn, darn, DARN, DARN, DARN! :bricks:

LOL Well if you go to my blog I have been covering Wanta for quite a while. I am now the center for all things Wanta. :D The guy reporting the story even threatened to sue me. One of Wanta's sons e-mailed me. A woman e-mailed me last week that someone got bilked out of a serious amount of cash as a result of this scam, but I haven't been able to find out anything more about that.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I think the only way he could beat this is by declaring progressively larger groups of people have been arrested: a small city, a large city, an entire county, an entire state, an entire country, the entire world, etc...

He's already on the right path.

[JamesB]

Hmm, I checked CNBC, Bloomberg, and even the FoxNews Business Channel, not a word. This can only mean that the corporate media has been bought off to cover it up...

[Myriad]

First they arrested all the bankers, and I did not speak out, because I was not a banker.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[T.A.M.]

James is that report by the same nutjob who threatened to sue you, or some such crap, because you, me, and others accused him of making up the Paulson crap?

TAM:)

[Newtons Bit]

I have discussed the Leo Wanta nuttiness before, what with Hank Paulson and Alan Greenspan arrested and all... but this new one is nutty beyond belief. Not surprisingly it has received not 1, but 4 separate uncritical mentions on the Veterans for 9/11 Truth mailing list.



http://www.worldreports.org/news/91_entire_citibank_boar


They had a loss of $9 Billion. They should be arrested, by their stockholders.

[Loss Leader]

ENTIRE CITIBANK BOARD BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
PROVOST MARSHAL MAY ARREST THREE U.S. PRESIDENTS TOO

...

PROVOST MARSHAL TO TAKE OVER CITIBANK AND MAKE THE PAYMENT


How in the hell did the senior officer responsible for the military police get the authority to arrest civilians and take over private corporations?

You'd think after thirty years in military policing, Brigadier General Rodney L. Johnson would be better versed on the limits of his powers.

[Aardvark422]

There were the arrests of monks in Burma, lawyers in Pakistan, but I didn't know that we were going to arrest all the bankers in the US! My husband, a Marine, just walked by and I asked him if they were on their way to arrest the bankers, and he just laughed and said "huh Marines, what DON'T we do?"

I wish this were true, as I currently have a small negative balance in my checking account. :blush:

Aardvark

[Bell]

There were the arrests of monks in Burma, lawyers in Pakistan, but I didn't know that we were going to arrest all the bankers in the US! My husband, a Marine, just walked by and I asked him if they were on their way to arrest the bankers, and he just laughed and said "huh Marines, what DON'T we do?"

I wish this were true, as I currently have a small negative balance in my checking account. :blush:

Aardvark

Welcome, Aardvark! Your post is a quote goldmine:


Marine confesses arresting the bankers after asked about the marine's involvement:

huh Marines, what DON'T we do?


Marine's wife talks about the reason for the arrests:

I currently have a small negative balance in my checking account.

;)

[Aardvark422]

Welcome, Aardvark! Your post is a quote goldmine:


;)

Shoot, only a few posts into this whole experience and already I give myself away. :D (what's this I read about NWO Kitty, and should I be expecting a visit?)

Aardvark

[Metullus]

Shoot, only a few posts into this whole experience and already I give myself away. :D (what's this I read about NWO Kitty, and should I be expecting a visit?)

AardvarkYou might want to stock up on catnip. Not that its gonna do you any good...

[BenBurch]

They had a loss of $9 Billion. They should be arrested, by their stockholders.

Are tar and feathers acceptable?

[JamesB]

James is that report by the same nutjob who threatened to sue you, or some such crap, because you, me, and others accused him of making up the Paulson crap?

TAM:)

Yeah, same guy.

[Horatius]

Shoot, only a few posts into this whole experience and already I give myself away. :D (what's this I read about NWO Kitty, and should I be expecting a visit?)

Aardvark



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[defaultdotxbe]

How in the hell did the senior officer responsible for the military police get the authority to arrest civilians and take over private corporations?

hello? police state! duh!!!

[BenBurch]

Oh, I WISH this were true!

Because the resultant uprising would get Bush out of office 400 days early!

[Alareth]

Why is it that only worldreports.org seems capable of landing these juicy stories?

[ConspiRaider]

Why are 9 aircraft being filled with prisoners?

Aren't aircraft powered by JP4 or some such similar fu...

OH MY LORDY!

SOYLENT AIR IS PEOPLE!!!

[Bell]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/11/07/nobody-expects-the-nwo.png

:dl:

[Alareth]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/11/07/nobody-expects-the-nwo.png


Nominated.

[Alareth]

Why are 9 aircraft being filled with prisoners?

Aren't aircraft powered by JP4 or some such similar fu...

OH MY LORDY!

SOYLENT AIR IS PEOPLE!!!


Chemtrails!!!

[SDC]

Is the rumor true that the arrests and roundups were made easier because the entire US banking community was partying in Bohemian Grove?

And what is the Canadian equivalent of Bohemian Grove? Are Canadians not allowed to party naked outdoors? Just asking.

[BenBurch]

Is the rumor true that the arrests and roundups were made easier because the entire US banking community was partying in Bohemian Grove?

And what is the Canadian equivalent of Bohemian Grove? Are Canadians not allowed to party naked outdoors? Just asking.

In Canada? Only in August!

BTW, some day I will publish what two sexworker friends told me about Bohemian Grove... Let's just say for now that they were good employers for my friends - More than that will have to wait for my friends to no longer be "in the life."

[LostAngeles]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/11/07/nobody-expects-the-nwo.png

Coming here from TLA:

Does NWO Kitty sneak around the world from Kiev to Carolina? Is it a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize? Will it take me on a ride on a slow boat to China? Tell me, is NWO Kitty Carmen Sandiego?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Sandiego_%28character%29

[Sabrina]

Coming here from TLA:

Does NWO Kitty sneak around the world from Kiev to Carolina? Is it a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize? Will it take me on a ride on a slow boat to China? Tell me, is NWO Kitty Carmen Sandiego?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Sandiego_%28character%29

Please, Carmen only WISHES she had a TENTH of NWO Kitty's stealthy abilities. Considering the vast amounts of wealth and priceless objet d'arts the NWO is supposed to have created/gathered/stolen over the years that is. Plus, NWO Kitty's an assassin as well; now how can you beat being an assassin/thief?

[defaultdotxbe]

now how can you beat being an assassin/thief?
easy, assassin/thief/vampire hunter

[Sabrina]

Wasn't that his job prior to the NWO picking him up? I coulda sworn I saw that in his personnel file...

[Horatius]

Coming here from TLA:

Tell me, is NWO Kitty Carmen Sandiego?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Sandiego_%28character%29



Carmen Sandiego is just a cover! I swear!



Actually, was going for more of a "Cardinal Fang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python))" look. My artwork is nothing to write home about!

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

easy, assassin/thief/vampire hunter
Only if you're playing a non-human race. Otherwise you end up having to dual-class (twice) and are boned for most of the time. Multi-class with just a slower rate of advancement, but longer life, is better.

[Hellbound]

Only if you're playing a non-human race. Otherwise you end up having to dual-class (twice) and are boned for most of the time. Multi-class with just a slower rate of advancement, but longer life, is better.

No way, dude. Get with the latest version, that line is, like, soooooo DnD 2.0!

[negativ]

Would Osama be a fighter/mage/cleric?

[defaultdotxbe]

Only if you're playing a non-human race. Otherwise you end up having to dual-class (twice) and are boned for most of the time. Multi-class with just a slower rate of advancement, but longer life, is better.
NWO Kitty is non-human, hes a cat for crying out loud

Would Osama be a fighter/mage/cleric?
paladin maybe?

[Alareth]

paladin maybe?

Blackguard more likely

[Hellbound]

Blackguard more likely

But that's a prestige class.

I'd say a fighter turned blackguard. Maybe a bit of cleric thrown in.

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Oh, I WISH this were true!

Because the resultant uprising would get Bush out of office 400 days early!

"3 U.S. Presidents were arrested"

Well, that would mean GHWB, Clinton, Carter, or GWB.

There's no way 3 of those would go without a and split up of the Bush's. So that would mean you'd get Dick Cheney as Prez... And you know how well that would turn out for you.

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

But that's a prestige class.

I'd say a fighter turned blackguard. Maybe a bit of cleric thrown in.

He's not a fighter. He makes everyone else do his bidding. I'd say he's more of a Bard.

[defaultdotxbe]

He's not a fighter. He makes everyone else do his bidding. I'd say he's more of a Bard.
maybe he just has really high charisma

[Hellbound]

COnsdiering how hard he's been to catch, maybe a Rogue?

[T.A.M.]

Is the rumor true that the arrests and roundups were made easier because the entire US banking community was partying in Bohemian Grove?

And what is the Canadian equivalent of Bohemian Grove? Are Canadians not allowed to party naked outdoors? Just asking.

We do not have a Bohemian Grove, because we ALWAYS party naked outdoors...lol

TAM:)

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

No way, dude. Get with the latest version, that line is, like, soooooo DnD 2.0!
Well some of us grew up (and moved on the Shadowrun, Call of Cthulhu, etc)

:D

[Hellbound]

Bah. I replaced all of them with GURPS (http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/).

[firecoins]

I have discussed the Leo Wanta nuttiness before, what with Hank Paulson and Alan Greenspan arrested and all... but this new one is nutty beyond belief. Not surprisingly it has received not 1, but 4 separate uncritical mentions on the Veterans for 9/11 Truth mailing list.



http://www.worldreports.org/news/91_entire_citibank_boar
Why the US Air Force AND Marines? Why not the Army or Navy? The Marines have their own planes. They don't need no stinkin Air Force!!

[delphi_ote]

Well some of us grew up (and moved on the Shadowrun, Call of Cthulhu, etc)

:D
Drek. I missed the fragging roleplaying discussion?

[LashL]

I have discussed the Leo Wanta nuttiness before, what with Hank Paulson and Alan Greenspan arrested and all... but this new one is nutty beyond belief. Not surprisingly it has received not 1, but 4 separate uncritical mentions on the Veterans for 9/11 Truth mailing list.



http://www.worldreports.org/news/91_entire_citibank_boar

:boggled: Is this guy trying to be a one-man replacement for the now defunct Weekly World News?

[Loss Leader]

"3 U.S. Presidents were arrested"

Well, that would mean GHWB, Clinton, Carter, or GWB.

There's no way 3 of those would go without a and split up of the Bush's. So that would mean you'd get Dick Cheney as Prez... And you know how well that would turn out for you.


Is there any crime a former US President could be accused of that wouldn't get him a pardon from the sitting President?

If he's of the same party, he gets pardoned for being a mentor to the current Prez. If he's of the opposite party, he gets pardoned so the sitting Prez doesn't look like a partisan jerk.

And the pardons come way, way before all the facts are in so that everyone can still plausibly claim innocence.

[SDC]

We do not have a Bohemian Grove, because we ALWAYS party naked outdoors...lol

TAM:)

Saskatoon in February...

And in summer in Ontario, the black flies...

Oooooooooh those parties!

[BenBurch]

Well some of us grew up (and moved on the Shadowrun, Call of Cthulhu, etc)

:D

How about Empire Of The Petal Throne?

[Mark A. Siefert]

How about Empire Of The Petal Throne?

I've got that one (in PDF format). Also, as you can tell by my avatar of Prince Dhich’uné, I own and play the newer (yet sadly OOP) version from the late, lamented Guardians Of Order.

Pulp fantasy with pulp sci-fi elements, magic, lost technology, hot, dusky-hued, topless chicks... what's there NOT to love about Tekumel? (http://www.tekumel.com)

[Sabrina]

:boggled: Is this guy trying to be a one-man replacement for the now defunct Weekly World News?

At least WWN never tried to pass it off as gospel; you could always tell they were pretty tongue-in-cheek about anything they put in their magazine.

And they aren't defunct, last I checked; they simply went to a solely online format. No physical magazines anymore.

[BenBurch]

I've got that one (in PDF format). Also, as you can tell by my avatar of Prince Dhich’uné, I own and play the newer (yet sadly OOP) version from the late, lamented Guardians Of Order.

Pulp fantasy with pulp sci-fi elements, magic, lost technology, hot, dusky-hued, topless chicks... what's there NOT to love about Tekumel? (http://www.tekumel.com)

Where do I get a copy of that PDF? My original book was destroyed in a basement flood.

[Mark A. Siefert]

Where do I get a copy of that PDF? My original book was destroyed in a basement flood.

Ah! You can get them at either:

http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=2060&it=1

or...

http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=2060&it=1 (http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=2060&it=1)

RPGNow and DriveThruRPG are run by the same outfit, so mox nix.

[JamesB]

Heh, more people to be arrested.

http://www.worldreports.org/news/92_u.s._state_departmen

It is not yet clear (contrary to earlier hints from official sources) when these arrests will occur:

• President George H. W. Bush Sr.
• President William Jefferson Clinton
• President George W. Bush Jr.
• Henry M. Paulson Jr., US Treasury Secretary
• Vice President Richard B. Cheney

OTHERS FIGURES LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED AS WELL
We would be very surprised if the following operatives are not also arrested as the wave of now unavoidable arrests reaches the highest levels of the US structures:

• Hillary Rodinski Clinton;
• Mrs Laura Bush
• Michael Chertoff, Homeland Security Secretary;
• Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg;
• Former Supreme Court Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor;
• Dr Alan Greenspan, former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board;
• Dr Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board.



I wonder if they will arrest Benjamin Chertoff too?

[ktesibios]

OTHERS FIGURES LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED AS WELL
We would be very surprised if the following operatives are not also arrested as the wave of now unavoidable arrests reaches the highest levels of the US structures:

• Hillary Rodinski Clinton;
• Mrs Laura Bush
• Michael Chertoff, Homeland Security Secretary;
• Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg;
• Former Supreme Court Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor;
• Dr Alan Greenspan, former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board;
• Dr Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board.

The bolded part caught my eye. Interestingly, a Google on "Hillary Rodinski" turns up only stuff that comes directly from Story.

Is that the familiar odor of a certain type of ethnic hatefreakery common among CTers that I detect?

[delphi_ote]

I wonder if they will arrest Benjamin Chertoff too?
Of course! And the entire Popular Mechanics editorial staff along with him! And all the people who write for Skeptic. Next, I'm sure they'll come after all the people posting here on the JR

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Hmmm... No Jimmy Carter? I know he's a hero of the left. But he's no hero of these fanatics obsessed with the state of the banking system. They tend to come from the far right of fiscal economics. My guess is that these are kiddies who don't remember anything before 1991.

Just to play a LITTLE devil's advocate. WHO would have the authority to arrest these people?

[Darat]

You know it is good that the JREF Forum exists so that information like this can be smuggled out of the totalitarian USA police state, not one of the "official" news sources I have access to has dared to report on this!

[Disbelief]

Just to play a LITTLE devil's advocate. WHO would have the authority to arrest these people?

The truth movement ala Goober (or was it Gomer)"Citizen's arrest, citizen's arrest."

[Darat]

...snip...

Just to play a LITTLE devil's advocate. WHO would have the authority to arrest these people?

The USA has this group of people called the "Police" that have the authority to arrest anyone they consider has committed a crime.... I know it's hard to believe that there could be such a sinister organisation with such sweeping powers in what is meant to be the "free" land of the USA but I'm assured by my sources that this is the case.



;)

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

The USA has this group of people called the "Police" that have the authority to arrest anyone they consider has committed a crime.... I know it's hard to believe that there could be such a sinister organisation with such sweeping powers in what is meant to be the "free" land of the USA but I'm assured by my sources that this is the case.



;)

Yes I realize the tongue in cheek humor. But who would authorize the arrest warrant?

[Darat]

Serious answer - in the USA it's the courts that usually issue arrest warrants.

[Hellbound]

Actually, it's my understanding that a sitting President can't be arrested, but must be impeached. Is that true, or have I been paying too much attention to the voices again?

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

Serious answer - in the USA it's the courts that usually issue arrest warrants.

Yes but which court would have the authority to write a warrant to arrest a sitting President for these "crimes"? (Huntsman has the answer I believe, which is NONE unless a full impeachment is made)

That is what I'm getting at. There isn't the authority. Checks and balances and all. The Legislature has to give the go ahead for the judicial to go after the executive.

Another interesting U.S. Constitutional law question... Can the SCOTUS authorize an arrest warrant? Or are they strictly for hearing cases as a last means of appeal, issuing subpoenas and the like, and only lower courts can issue arrest warrants? Could they issue an arrest warrant for those who do not show up when subpoenaed?

[jhunter1163]

And what's the deal with this $47 trillion being stolen in the last week? Does that much money even exist? I've got eight bucks in my wallet, should I put it in my front pocket to keep it away from Citigroup?

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

And what's the deal with this $47 trillion being stolen in the last week? Does that much money even exist? I've got eight bucks in my wallet, should I put it in my front pocket to keep it away from Citigroup?

I know I had $1 trillion under my bed at the NWO Bunker (North East Division) And about 1/3rd of that is gone.

Of course it could be my affinity for high stakes gambling and Chinese escorts.

[jhunter1163]

I know I had $1 trillion under my bed at the NWO Bunker (North East Division) And about 1/3rd of that is gone.

Of course it could be my affinity for high stakes gambling and Chinese escorts.

You have to be careful what you ask for. I told Zemin that I wanted a Chinese army escort. Just imagine my surprise when I arrived at the airport and found the entire Chinese Army there. Took a long time to get that straightened out.

You know how it is.. a trillion here, a trillion there and before you know it you're talking serious money.

[Loss Leader]

Actually, it's my understanding that a sitting President can't be arrested, but must be impeached. Is that true, or have I been paying too much attention to the voices again?


Not true. Anybody can be arrested. What you're probably thinking of is the qualified immunity that all public servants have. If the Prez (or any town dog catcher) performs an act within the orbit of his duties, he cannot be held liable for it. That lets most Presidents out of most everything because their job desciption is, really, very vague.

[Hellbound]

Thanks, Loss!

*Looks in mirror*

Bad voices! BAD! Just for that, I'm not getting you the fresh blood you wanted!

;)

[Loss Leader]

Yes but which court would have the authority to write a warrant to arrest a sitting President for these "crimes"? (Huntsman has the answer I believe, which is NONE unless a full impeachment is made)


First of all, arrest warrants are only necessary to enter private property to make an arrest. Otherwise, all a cop needs is probable cause to believe a crime has been committed.

Second, any cop could arrest anybody provided that: 1) the crime occurred in his jurisdiction; and 2) the person is present in the jurisdiction when arrested.

The only question is what crime the President is being charged with.

That is what I'm getting at. There isn't the authority. Checks and balances and all. The Legislature has to give the go ahead for the judicial to go after the executive.


Absolutely false. And what you just said is the opposite of checks and balances. Of the executive branch needed the judiciary's ok who needed congress' authority, congress would be the ultimate power. That's not how it works.


Another interesting U.S. Constitutional law question... Can the SCOTUS authorize an arrest warrant?

No. They are not a court of first instance.*


*With some exceptions that do not apply here.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Heh, more people to be arrested.

http://www.worldreports.org/news/92_u.s._state_departmen

It is not yet clear (contrary to earlier hints from official sources) when these arrests will occur:

• President George H. W. Bush Sr.
• President William Jefferson Clinton
• President George W. Bush Jr.
• Henry M. Paulson Jr., US Treasury Secretary
• Vice President Richard B. Cheney

OTHERS FIGURES LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED AS WELL
We would be very surprised if the following operatives are not also arrested as the wave of now unavoidable arrests reaches the highest levels of the US structures:

• Hillary Rodinski Clinton;
• Mrs Laura Bush
• Michael Chertoff, Homeland Security Secretary;
• Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg;
• Former Supreme Court Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor;
• Dr Alan Greenspan, former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board;
• Dr Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board.

I wonder if they will arrest Benjamin Chertoff too?


Geez, again? Why did they let them go in the first place? :rolleyes:

[rwguinn]

Geez, again? Why did they let them go in the first place? :rolleyes:

You beat me to it. Wasn't Paulson arrested a couple of months ago in France, or Germany, or The Netherlands? I seem to recall the same guy reporting that "fact"

[LashL]

You beat me to it. Wasn't Paulson arrested a couple of months ago in France, or Germany, or The Netherlands? I seem to recall the same guy reporting that "fact"

When someone lies constantly, it is difficult to keep their story straight.

Well, either that or a sooper sekrit elite crew of stealth ninjas orchestrated a fool-proof plan which was flawlessly executed to repatriate Monsieurs Paulson and Greenspan from their miserable cells, only to allow them to be re-arrested now. Or something. :boggled:

[JamesB]

Not content merely to have these guys arrested, now this nutjob is fantasizing about them being shot.

http://www.worldreports.org/news/109_henry_paulson_critical_after_being_shot_in_the _chest_

U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY PAULSON SHOT IN THE CHEST AT CLOSE RANGE
On or around Friday 28th December 2007, Henry M. Paulson Jr., Secretary of the US Treasury, was shot at close range in the chest. He was reported to be in a critical condition on New Year’s Eve, and was thought unlikely to make it overnight. At about 7.00pm UK time on 1st January 2008, Henry Paulson was still alive, with the bullet lodged in his chest. Sources stated that he was too weak to be operated upon, which implied that he was thought unlikely to survive.

The US Treasury Department’s Public Engagements Schedule, published on the official Treasury website by the Press Department, stated:

‘No events Currently Scheduled from December 22 – January 4’.

CLOSE AIDE OF VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY SHOT DEAD POINT BLANK
On Saturday 29th December 2007, a close aide of Vice President Richard Cheney, in his mid-40s, was shot at close range in the chest, and died.

ACTUAL NUMBER OF U.S. HIT LIST TARGETS IS KNOWN
A list of 127 senior people in the United States alone who have been targeted for assassination, is reported by reliable sources to exist.

Maybe it is about time somebody let the Secret Service know about this guy?

[AMTMAN]

Just when you thought you had seen it all. Only a twisted mind could come up with something like this.

[soylent]

I think the only way he could beat this is by declaring progressively larger groups of people have been arrested: a small city, a large city, an entire county, an entire state, an entire country, the entire world, etc...

He's already on the right path.

Oh, but arresting the entire world is trivial. Just build an inverted prison and declare the world locked up in hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy fashion.

[dudalb]

Just when you thought you had seen it all. Only a twisted mind could come up with something like this.

This guy has gone from being amusing with his looniness to being scary.