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[Ed]

Re. Coulter.

We guys all think alike which is why I did not invite chicks here.

Tell me, would you, you know, do her? Oh, right, no chicks here so we all know we would. But, there is a price to be paid.

I sorta think that she'd be a pain in the ass during and after. Particularly after. I don't think she ever shuts up.

I saw her on O'Reilly the other day, and all I could think of was going to sleep with that jabbering and then waking up with it. It is also a naselly drone. Might not be worth it.

I sorta think that she is one of those "her" chicks. You know "well, I ...." and "So, I said ..." IIIIIIIIIIIII.

Gives me shivvers.

Shhhhh. We can go back now, don't tell the chicks what we were talking about.

[Suddenly]

What was it Jeffery Ross said to Sandra Bernhart? Something like:

"I wouldn't f**k you with Bea Arthur's d**k."

That kind of sums it up. Not really a political thing as much she strikes me as reptillian.

[Victor Danilchenko]

Her nauseating political stance aside, i wouldn't do her unless I was really desperate (and I can't imagine myself ever getting that desperate -- there are plenty of normal-looking men and women around).

She is stick-thin, a smoker, and has a face that takes a lot of makeup and nice camera angles to make her look good on book covers. She is not ugly per se, but she is certainly not beautiful, nor even pretty nor cute; neither her face nor her body. I utterly lack the blondness fetish that's so popular among the US men, and that's the only other feature of hers that I could have found attractive; and her anorexic thinness is a major turn-off.

Al Franken is at least genuinely funny, and humor is sexy; but Coulter? No, I really don't think so.

[Andonyx]

Well, I don't think I would, honestly.

I mean at least.....not sober. (you should see what I would do drunk...but that's another story.)

And it's not really about her politics. She strikes me as thin not because she's fit and active, but thin because she starves herself until her skin hangs off her arm bones like a sun dried change purse made from elephant skin.

[pgwenthold]

Originally posted by Victor Danilchenko
Her nauseating political stance aside, i wouldn't do her unless I was really desperate (and I can't imagine myself ever getting that desperate -- there are plenty of normal-looking men and women around).

She is stick-thin, a smoker, and has a face that takes a lot of makeup and nice camera angles to make her look good on book covers. She is not ugly per se, but she is certainly not beautiful, nor even pretty nor cute; neither her face nor her body. I utterly lack the blondness fetish that's so popular among the US men, and that's the only other feature of hers that I could have found attractive; and her anorexic thinness is a major turn-off.


Interesting. You basically just described Rexella Van Impe. With whom I am equally not enamoured.

[Ed]

Ixnay, a chick.......

Oh, nothing.

......

Yeah, we'll be in in a second.....

Ok, continue.

[Sundog]

No way. As I've said before, something about that face just screams "b*tch".

My b*tch-dar system is highly developed. She'd set it off at a hundred paces.

[Victor Danilchenko]

Sunday, Monday she's a bitch...
Tuesday, Wednesday she's a bitch...

Come on, join in!

[Wolverine]

Cowards, the lot of you!

I'd do her. :D

[Wolverine]

Originally posted by Ed
I don't think she ever shuts up.

As opposed to... ? ;)

[JAR]

I think Ann Coulter's very pretty.

[Ed]

That sums it up ... bitch and reptilian with a nasel drone ....

But, the doing, per se, is a given...... the question the the penalty after.

[Sundog]

Originally posted by Ed
That sums it up ... bitch and reptilian with a nasel drone ....

But, the doing, per se, is a given...... the question the the penalty after.

No way, man. My mighty redwood would bend like the willow at the mere prospect.

[hgc]

Well, I'm willing to step up and admit it. I'd do it without remorse. Cute? No. Sexy? Yes. How? It's intangible.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by hgc
Well, I'm willing to step up and admit it. I'd do it without remorse. Cute? No. Sexy? Yes. How? It's intangible.
If this is a gang-b*ng, you can have my turn.

[Sundog]

:eek:

You guys CAN'T be getting enough.

[tamiO]

Originally posted by pgwenthold


Interesting. You basically just described Rexella Van Impe. With whom I am equally not enamoured.


:D :roll:

She is a trip. I love that name, too. You couldn't make up such a character.

[Nyarlathotep]

I would have to think about it. But one definate condition would have to be that she would be forbidden to speak before, during or after the act. Having to listen to her would be a deal breaker.

[corplinx]

Not with a paper bag and the lights off. She seems like the type to follow you around forever wanting a relationship.

[JAR]

Originally posted by corplinx
[snip]
She seems like the type to follow you around forever wanting a relationship.
That's the way a woman a man has sexual relations with should be.

[Nyarlathotep]

On deeper consideration I would have to say no. Sex should be, if nothing else, a good time. Anne coulter likely doesn't even have the phrase 'good time' in her vocabulary.

[Sundog]

Betcha she has a permanent yeast infection.

[Ed]

Originally posted by Sundog


No way, man. My mighty redwood would bend like the willow at the mere prospect.

Language award nomination.

[Ed]

So far, I don't think the chicks are on to us.

[Sundog]

Originally posted by Ed


Language award nomination.

:D

[Wally]

Originally posted by Sundog
Betcha she has a permanent yeast infection.

That would explain a lot.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by Sundog
Betcha she has a permanent yeast infection.
Sourdough?

[Lord Kenneth]

Originally posted by Tricky

Sourdough?


Does sourdough smell like dead fish?

[hammegk]

Did someone mention, "once you get past the smell you have it licked"?

Back on topic, if the lady was willing, and I was unattached, why not? She's not that many beers past midnight.

[corplinx]

Seriously, while not a beauty queen I think she might be fun in the sack. Most people who read her columns get the idea that she is some stoic anti-liberal ice queen. In reality, she has a great personality and her "attacks" are quite humorous. In her tv appearances, she doesn't come off as a blowhard at all.

In other words, I think she would kick back a cold one with you, rock your world, and then light up a cigarette afterwards. At that point I would kick her out of bed since I hate smokers.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Ask me after I toss down a few cold ones this evening!

[KelvinG]

Coulter reminds me of a few crack whores I've seen down on the low-track here in Vancouver (Hey, I was just driving through!!).

She's pretty gruesome. But hec, a few beers and who knows. As long as she never said anything.

[Garrette]

I'll join the few and proud and say:

Yes, I would.

[Ladewig]

Let's see here. I have to apply "never sleep with anyone you cannot respect" and "never sleep with anyone crazier than oneself." So, doing the math no + no = hell, no.

The woman appeared on Bill Maher's latest show and said that liberals cannot have joyful sex. She believes that only conservatives can take true joy in sexual acts. If any of you want to get busy with that, then be my guest.


Lastly, if you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose between Madonna and Coulter, I would choose Coulter. Partly because of the kinkyness involved in trying to pretend to be a Republican while having sex. "Oh yeah, baby, cut taxes. Yes, increase military spending. Oh I wish I could do to the EPA what I'm doing to you now."
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p.s. Why are you so sure that no women on this board would not consider sleeping with Ms. Coulter?

[peptoabysmal]

Well, with a gun at my head and given the choice between Ann Coulter or Oprah....

While I may not agree with everything Ann says, she is quite amusing.

[a_unique_person]

No way. Advanced make-up skills do not compensate for being a totally undesirable personality.

[crackmonkey]

Only if it was exceptionally degrading to her. Up the ass, and piss on her afterwards.

[subgenius]

Got a feeling someone's gonna report that one.
Not gonna be me (see my sig).

[SRW]

She is a little bit on the skinny side, but over all I thing she would be a great in the sack. She looks very flexible. In a bendy sort of way, not a political one.

[Some Friggin Guy]

Would I be allowed to sell her as slave labour afterwards?

[Jude]

She's gorgeous when compared to most of the other women in her field.

[Some Friggin Guy]

Other women in her field? You mean like Rush Limbaugh?

[schplurg]

http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/silver-dress.jpg

A LITTLE thin? Damn...that blows it for me. Actually, speaking of "blow"...does that count? If so, then I say yes. If nudity is involved though...uh uh. I do think she's kinda pretty though, so if she came at me wearing a big down jacket...

Something tells me half the guys that say no would really do her in real life. Same goes for a lot of women. Bet she likes to be spanked.:j1:

[Ed]

Originally posted by schplurg
http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/silver-dress.jpg

Something tells me half the guys that say no would really do her in real life. Same goes for a lot of women. Bet she likes to be spanked.:j1:

I agree, they are letting their politics show. Let's toss a couple of brewskis in them in an out of town bar and see what happens,:D

[Victor Danilchenko]

The above shot is exactly one of those 'good makeup at a nice angle' photographs. She isn't nearly as pretty in reality as she seems on that photo. I have seen her on TV in few appearances, and her face is rather... homely.

Homeliness itself is no big deal, but the anorexic thinness thing is a real, serious turnoff. Come on, folks, she has barely any flesh on her! I'd be scared that I would friggin' crack her in half! No, this sort of thinness (not to be confused with muscular athletic thinness) is ridiculous and utterly unattractive.

No, not even after a few beers.

[Sundog]

She looks like a crack whore.

[Sandy M]

Well, with a "guys only" intro, you KNOW we women have to check the thread out..... but isn't it a little un-P.C..... I mean, there may be women out there who are/are not interested in ... um.... getting it on?... with Mz. Coulter. Hard to believe I know, and certainly not MY area of experience, but you guys shouldn't be so exclusionary.

(I guess my thread would have to be something like, can you imagine "doing it" with Limbaugh? O'Reilly (yuck!), etc.?)

[Leroy]

Originally posted by Wolverine
Cowards, the lot of you!

I'd do her. :D

Maybe the questions to ask are, how many would do her if you thought no one would ever find out ;)

how many would do her if she lost her voice?

how many would do her if you didn't know who she was and you ran into her at a bar :roll:

[Ed]

The essence of guyness is that we would do anything

[NoZed Avenger]

Originally posted by Ed
The essence of guyness is that we would do anything

I wholly and completely disagree. Even as a joke.

N/A

[Ed]

Originally posted by NoZed Avenger


I wholly and completely disagree. Even as a joke.

N/A

Newbies note well... The Scottish Fallacy, presented for your felicitation and amusement:

Then you sir, are no guy:D

[NoZed Avenger]

Originally posted by Ed

Newbies note well... The Scottish Fallacy, presented for your felicitation and amusement:


First, I am not Scottich. Second, I think it is COMPLETELY beyond the pale to . . . Oh, wait - "Fallacy."

Nevermind.

[Grammatron]

Originally posted by Ed
The essence of guyness is that we would do anything

If there is no better alternative.

[Ed]

Originally posted by Grammatron


If there is no better alternative.

QED

[nightwind]

Well, I somehow see her with a black skin tight leather suit, black boots and a whip.

But yea, I would do her, as long as she would just squeal like a flying pig, and not talk to me. :o

[a_unique_person]

Why not go all the way, Margaret Thatcher.

[sorgoth]

Originally posted by Ed


Language award nomination.


Seconded.


And no, I wouldn't... She's a little old for me.

[LFTKBS]

Oh yeah! I love spiteful, mean, ghastly orange zombie women!

No, wait, that's frat boys.

[Ladewig]

So, of all the people who have looked at that photo, I'm the only one that thinks a) the photo was badly retouched and distorted or b) her hands are so long that the phrase "man hands" doesn't even begin to describe her appendages - perhaps "orangutang hands"?

"Get your damned, dirty ape paws off me!"

[Wally]

Originally posted by Ladewig
So, of all the people who have looked at that photo, I'm the only one that thinks a) the photo was badly retouched and distorted or b) her hands are so long that the phrase "man hands" doesn't even begin to describe her appendages - perhaps "orangutang hands"?

"Get your damned, dirty ape paws off me!"

Preying mantis is what came to my mind, and you know what they do to there mates!:eek:

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by crackmonkey
Only if it was exceptionally degrading to her. Up the ass, and piss on her afterwards.

LOL...CM, I think you may have a few issues man....

..."Calling Dr. Freud....STAT!" :D


Sure, I'd do Annie,....but only if she promised to get me hotted up first by telling me again how libs=traitors! :roll:

Take away her cigarettes, and feed her a few steaks and she'd look pretty good. As the "grease" would say,...her window of do-ability remains open.

-z

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Originally posted by Victor Danilchenko
The above shot is exactly one of those 'good makeup at a nice angle' photographs. She isn't nearly as pretty in reality as she seems on that photo. I have seen her on TV in few appearances, and her face is rather... homely.

Homeliness itself is no big deal, but the anorexic thinness thing is a real, serious turnoff. Come on, folks, she has barely any flesh on her! I'd be scared that I would friggin' crack her in half! No, this sort of thinness (not to be confused with muscular athletic thinness) is ridiculous and utterly unattractive.

No, not even after a few beers.


but Victor, you're gay.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?

[Sundog]

Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser



but Victor, you're gay.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?

Admit it. You have trucks in your front yard up on concrete blocks, don't you? :p

Victor is bi, not gay.

[Crossbow]

Sure I would do Ann C.! Provided that she was not physically diseased and that her breath did not smell like an ash tray (I understand that she really likes smoking).

That said, I doubt that I could ever have any kind meaningful relationship with her because I have so little respect for her.

[Gutierrezs Ghost]

You guys are actually male. right?

Hell, I'd do it just for the sport of it. She's semi-famous and not that bad looking.

Heck, I'd tag team Rosie and Rosanne just for the funny story you could tell.

[Sundog]

Originally posted by Gutierrezs Ghost
You guys are actually male. right?

Hell, I'd do it just for the sport of it. She's semi-famous and not that bad looking.



Been there, done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that.

I'm pickier these days about the sports I choose to go out for. Doesn't mean I'm not still male.

Not that bad looking, eh? To each his own...

[HarryKeogh]

sober, probably yes

drunk, definitely yes. sadly i know what i'm capable of when i'm drunk

funny how when youre at the top of your field you can be considered extremely sexy

just look at people magazine's 50 most beautiful issue. some of those people are there because theyre above average looking AND successful. plenty of better looking people walking the streets outside.

i have a female friend who swoons over pete sampras. c'mon, take away the skills and money and youre left with one ugly man.

[Sundog]

Originally posted by Sandy M
Well, with a "guys only" intro, you KNOW we women have to check the thread out..... but isn't it a little un-P.C..... I mean, there may be women out there who are/are not interested in ... um.... getting it on?... with Mz. Coulter. Hard to believe I know, and certainly not MY area of experience, but you guys shouldn't be so exclusionary.



OK, just for you, I asked an (ahem) good friend what she thought... she just laughed and laughed.

[BPSCG]

Originally posted by corplinx
Seriously, while not a beauty queen I think she might be fun in the sack. Most people who read her columns get the idea that she is some stoic anti-liberal ice queen. In reality, she has a great personality and her "attacks" are quite humorous. In her tv appearances, she doesn't come off as a blowhard at all.

In other words, I think she would kick back a cold one with you, rock your world, and then light up a cigarette afterwards. At that point I would kick her out of bed since I hate smokers. I agree with this 100%. Read her columns (available on drudgereport.com) and you can see that even (especially?) when she's raking the liberals over the coals, she's having a hell of a good time. I think Mark Twain was the last person that had this much fun with invective. She strikes me as being someone who would be, ahem, actively involved in the entertainment -definitely NOT the lie-on-her-back-waiting-for-you-to-finish type. Yeah, she's a little scary, but that's part of what would make it interesting, n'est-ce pas?

Of course, this all presupposes that 1) my lovely wife were to mysteriously vanish from the face of the earth, and 2) that Coulter would even bother to walk across the room to spit on my shoes.

Now, what about that liberal puke Maureen Dowd? (http://www.nytimes.com/ref/opinion/DOWD-BIO.html)

[c0rbin]

Plenty of fish in the sea. She does nothing for me that any other third-tier TV personality does.

[Regnad Kcin]

There's always the possibility that, no matter the precautions, a pregnancy could occur by way of an, er, interlude. Now setting aside the presumption that the staunchly conservative Ms. Coulter would never terminate such a blessing from the gods of fertility, I'm not sure I could stomach the thought of being forevermore linked to the woman through shared parentage of what would certainly be one cross-wired kid.

Never mind what he/she would look like. (Yikes!)

[HarryKeogh]

what about Chelsea Clinton?

on one hand you have a great story to tell (you did a president's daughter) but on the other hand...it's chelsea clinton.

[Victor Danilchenko]

Nie Trink Wasser

but Victor, you're gay.I am bi, you pitiful excuse for a conservative whoopie-cushion.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?Because it's much better that listening to you speak about anything? My pontifications about my toenail clippings is probably more fun that to others than listening to your pathetic whining.

[Skeptic]

I saw her on O'Reilly the other day, and all I could think of was going to sleep with that jabbering and then waking up with it.

Then again, nobody who could actually make O'Reilly shut up for once could be ALL bad.

[Skeptic]

You know, jokes aside... the general position of this thread seems to be "well, she has an OK body, but I won't f--k her because she seems to be a really unpleasant person".

Could it be that... "she has a personality" DOES matter to guys after all???


:jaw:


Good thing no chicks are reading this thread, per Ed's request. We must NOT let this get out. I am swearing you all to secrecy...

[Zep]

She's an American, she's in America... Guess I'll just stay with what's handy and comfortable instead.