Originally Posted by
punshhh
Ah, a fellow sufferer. Here in deepest darkest Suffolk there are very few christians but lots of bell worship (the church is only 50 ft from my house). The new religion in rural Britain seems to be campanology.
There's a short story in the Little World of Don Camillo where the communist mayor ties firecrackers to the clappers of the church bells. I'm tempted every Sunday morning.
Originally Posted by
punshhh
I remember years ago welcoming an innocent couple of JW followers into my house. After about an hour they got worried and felt they had to escape.
Was that hour spent just staring at them without blinking?