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arcticpenguin · 23rd April 2003, 02:12 PM

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E1702,00.html

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THE Chernobyl nuclear disaster has radically changed the lives of worms in the region, which now enjoy more sex, Ukrainian scientists have said.

All I can say is, 'Chernobyl worms' would make a good name for a rock band.

Andonyx · 23rd April 2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by arcticpenguin
THE Chernobyl nuclear disaster has radically changed the lives of worms in the region, which now enjoy more sex, Ukrainian scientists have said.

Within one week you will all be seeing my new informmercial on late night TV in which I distill, bottle and then sell this super-sex radiation to you at low low prices.

Jim_MDP · 23rd April 2003, 04:04 PM

Wasn't this the opening to the Matt Broderick remake of Godzilla?

Aussies been watchin' too much cable.

Walter Wayne · 23rd April 2003, 08:31 PM

Worms enjoy sex? Well good for them.

Walt

Kopji · 23rd April 2003, 11:30 PM

I had this fleeting image of a CNN reporter holding a microphone up to a worm asking them about their sex life...

Bit of a stretch to use the word "enjoy", when the reality is more likely that he mortality rate is so high the little buggers are <insert censored word for worm intercourse here> their brains out so they can survive at all...

Denise · 23rd April 2003, 11:33 PM

The cool thing about worms is that you can cut them in half and pretend that you are with twins!

Denise · 23rd April 2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Denise
The cool thing about worms is that you can cut them in half and pretend that you are with twins!

Any spewing over the keyboard from that, or am I losing my touch?

fishbob · 23rd April 2003, 11:36 PM

You have the touch. No doubt.

arcticpenguin · 24th April 2003, 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by Walter Wayne
Worms enjoy sex? Well good for them.

Walt

Even better - they are hermaphroditic!

zakur · 24th April 2003, 07:27 AM

That's some groundbreaking research.

Frostbite · 25th April 2003, 10:56 AM

Worms are having sex and I can't even get any. It's not fair!

Andonyx · 25th April 2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Frostbite
Worms are having sex and I can't even get any. It's not fair!

For only 19.95 plus S+H, you can! Just watch for my new sex radiation breakthrough, as seen on TV. Check or money order, no C.O.D.s please.

aerocontrols · 25th April 2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Frostbite
Worms are having sex and I can't even get any. It's not fair!

You can get some. Worms are really easy to pick up if you get them drunk.

23rd April 2003, 02:12 PM	#1
arcticpenguin woo ban clan Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,717	Chernobyl worms http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E1702,00.html Quote: THE Chernobyl nuclear disaster has radically changed the lives of worms in the region, which now enjoy more sex, Ukrainian scientists have said. All I can say is, 'Chernobyl worms' would make a good name for a rock band.
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23rd April 2003, 02:22 PM	#2
Andonyx Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,834	Re: Chernobyl worms Quote: Originally posted by arcticpenguin THE Chernobyl nuclear disaster has radically changed the lives of worms in the region, which now enjoy more sex, Ukrainian scientists have said. Within one week you will all be seeing my new informmercial on late night TV in which I distill, bottle and then sell this super-sex radiation to you at low low prices.
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23rd April 2003, 04:04 PM	#3
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23rd April 2003, 11:33 PM	#6
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23rd April 2003, 11:34 PM	#7
Denise Succubus Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,869	Quote: Originally posted by Denise The cool thing about worms is that you can cut them in half and pretend that you are with twins! Any spewing over the keyboard from that, or am I losing my touch?
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23rd April 2003, 08:31 PM	#4
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23rd April 2003, 11:30 PM	#5
Kopji Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mogollon Rim Posts: 7,710	I had this fleeting image of a CNN reporter holding a microphone up to a worm asking them about their sex life... Bit of a stretch to use the word "enjoy", when the reality is more likely that he mortality rate is so high the little buggers are <insert censored word for worm intercourse here> their brains out so they can survive at all...

23rd April 2003, 11:36 PM	#8
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24th April 2003, 07:24 AM	#9
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24th April 2003, 07:27 AM	#10
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25th April 2003, 10:56 AM	#11
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25th April 2003, 11:01 AM	#12
Andonyx Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,834	Quote: Originally posted by Frostbite Worms are having sex and I can't even get any. It's not fair! For only 19.95 plus S+H, you can! Just watch for my new sex radiation breakthrough, as seen on TV. Check or money order, no C.O.D.s please.
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25th April 2003, 11:40 AM	#13
aerocontrols Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,445	Quote: Originally posted by Frostbite Worms are having sex and I can't even get any. It's not fair! You can get some. Worms are really easy to pick up if you get them drunk.
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