Biblical Curse Generator

headscratcher4 · 1st September 2003, 12:00 PM

http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/

Biblical Curse Generator…"Take heed, thou child of Jezebel, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!"

That'll show ya....

Yahweh · 1st September 2003, 12:21 PM

Refresh the page hundreds of times to see every possible combination...
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My biblical curse is: Harken, O thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!

Marilyn_Manson · 1st September 2003, 05:14 PM

My biblical curse is:
O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou breaker of the commandments!

Marilyn_Manson · 1st September 2003, 05:20 PM

Another link of curse http://www.predheads.com/humor/biblical.htm

SRW · 1st September 2003, 05:28 PM

I got the ever usefull:

I pray thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou son of thunder!

Darwin · 1st September 2003, 05:43 PM

Hear this, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!"

Marilyn_Manson · 1st September 2003, 05:53 PM

May the birds of the air disembowel themselves upon thy countenance, thus burying thy reprobate body in layer upon layer of sulpherous whitewash!

c4ts · 1st September 2003, 07:14 PM

Mine doesn't even apply to me.

Quote:

Behold, thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

Marilyn_Manson · 1st September 2003, 07:33 PM

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Quote:

Naked ye came from the womb, and naked ye shall depart. The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones. Ye wilt surely curse God and die!

The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones.

Lets get this strait God is going to strike thy flesh and bones.

Well HELL yes I'm going to, "Ye wilt surely curse God"! I hope will be able to say something more than a curse, like you motherF**K*** ******* who died and made you the king.

urstardust · 1st September 2003, 08:23 PM

And They say I'm sick?

Quote:

I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou discourager of the brethren!

BroodingSkill · 1st September 2003, 10:15 PM

I got this:

May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!

Rayn · 2nd September 2003, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Hear this, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!

That's just classic.

1st September 2003, 12:00 PM	#1
headscratcher4 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 7,749	Biblical Curse Generator http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/ Biblical Curse Generator…"Take heed, thou child of Jezebel, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!" That'll show ya....
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1st September 2003, 12:21 PM	#2
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029	Refresh the page hundreds of times to see every possible combination... Or view page source and be amazed... My biblical curse is: Harken, O thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029

1st September 2003, 05:14 PM	#3
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17	My biblical curse is: O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou breaker of the commandments!
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17

1st September 2003, 05:20 PM	#4
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17	Link Another link of curse http://www.predheads.com/humor/biblical.htm
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17

1st September 2003, 05:28 PM	#5
SRW Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,901	I got the ever usefull: I pray thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou son of thunder!
SRW Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,901

1st September 2003, 05:43 PM	#6
Darwin Critical Thinker Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 288	" Hear this, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!"
Darwin Critical Thinker Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 288

1st September 2003, 05:53 PM	#7
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17	May the birds of the air disembowel themselves upon thy countenance, thus burying thy reprobate body in layer upon layer of sulpherous whitewash!
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17

1st September 2003, 07:14 PM	#8
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Mine doesn't even apply to me. Quote: Behold, thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!
	__________________ Ha ha ha ha.... Stupid signature size limit.

1st September 2003, 07:33 PM	#9
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17	. Quote: Naked ye came from the womb, and naked ye shall depart. The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones. Ye wilt surely curse God and die! The Lord shall stretch out his hand and strike thy flesh and bones. Lets get this strait God is going to strike thy flesh and bones. Well HELL yes I'm going to, "Ye wilt surely curse God"! I hope will be able to say something more than a curse, like you motherFK* ******* who died and made you the king.
Marilyn_Manson Suspended Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 17

1st September 2003, 08:23 PM	#10
urstardust Student Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 35	And They say I'm sick? Quote: I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou discourager of the brethren!
urstardust Student Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 35	__________________ Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how many people rely on these prophecies, however vague, however unfulfilled, to support or prop up their beliefs. Yet has there ever been a religion with the prophetic accuracy and reliability of science? -Carl Sagan It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. -Voltaire 1694 -1778

1st September 2003, 10:15 PM	#11
BroodingSkill Thinker Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the Good ole 559 Posts: 178	I got this: May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!
	__________________ Extraordinay claims...blah blah...extraordinary evidence.

2nd September 2003, 02:37 PM	#12
Rayn Thinker Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 130	Quote: Hear this, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs! That's just classic.
Rayn Thinker Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 130