Ishiba wants law for denfense against UFOs

gambling_cruiser · 20th December 2007, 12:53 PM

Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials!
Seems each country has it's own kind of nuts working in politics!

Darth Rotor · 20th December 2007, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser

Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials!
Seems each country has it's own kind of nuts working in politics!

Put him in touch with Alex Jones, and Morgan Reynolds. We can get a multilateral anti-UFO system initiated.

(Was there a pile of empty sake bottles next to him when he made this remark?)

DR

Autolite · 20th December 2007, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser

Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space

I understand that childrens' steak knives make excellent anti-alien offensive weapons. This is of course if they haven't been already banned...

Tsukasa Buddha · 20th December 2007, 04:48 PM

I'm thinking a space death-ray.

The NWO is behind the UFOs! Open your eyes, the Truth is out there!

geni · 20th December 2007, 04:57 PM

Any such weapons would also likely be extreamly convients is say a certian korean country was to lob a few KG of plutonium in japan's dirrection.

TragicMonkey · 20th December 2007, 05:14 PM

I'm sorry, Japan is wasting its time worrying about UFOs?!?! Surely they have more pressing threats, like Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, and the dozens of angry monsters that seem to have a yen for destruction.

BPSCG · 20th December 2007, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser

Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials!

Well, isn't that obvious? You don't think alien spacecraft are controlled from here on Earth, do you?

WildCat · 20th December 2007, 08:17 PM

It just so happens I have a machine that keeps the skies UFO-free within a 50 mile radius. Chicago has been UFO-free for a year now thanks to my machine. I will sell Japan a dozen for only $750,000 each, they are guaranteed effective against 99.5% of all space aliens.

Yes, it looks a lot like a toaster you but at Target for $19.95, that's just for security reasons.

Ryokan · 20th December 2007, 08:46 PM

Link?

Tsukasa Buddha · 20th December 2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

"Personally, I definitely believe they exist," chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura said, drawing laughter from reporters.

Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda took a more guarded stance later in the day, saying he has yet to confirm their existence.

The debate started on Tuesday when the cabinet issued a statement in response to the opposition lawmaker's question, saying it could not confirm any cases of UFO sightings.

Not all lawmakers are enthralled.

"Give me a break," ruling party lawmaker Toshihiro Nikai was quoted as saying by the Yomiuri newspaper. "There are many (other) things politics has to respond to."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/...m/oukoe_uk_ufo

Quote:

Ishiba indicated it would be difficult to determine on what legal grounds the SDF may be mobilized when, for instance, there is a violation of Japanese airspace but the violating subject is not hostile.
"Would that be mobilization for an act of defense? That would not be the case if they say, 'Everyone on the Earth, let us be friends,"' Ishiba said. "Or what can we do when we can't figure out what they're saying?"
Ishiba added he was only speaking his own personal views and he did not mean his ministry is working out ways to deal with UFOs.
Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda's cabinet endorsed a position Tuesday that Japan believes the existence of UFOs is unconfirmed in response to a question posed by a Democratic Party of Japan lawmaker.

http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/423193

This is really silly politics. Thankfully, the government officially says that UFOs are unconfirmed and their defense ministry isn't really working on it.

fuelair · 21st December 2007, 05:49 AM

I see a film here: misunderstood politician, beautiful undersecretary or daughter his only supporter until the aliens actually come and only his legislative knowledge can save our world (but only after Tokyo has been destroyed in the inevetible fight between Gojira and the aliens' giant robots!.

The Don · 21st December 2007, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by Ryokan

Link?

http://www.target.com/Black-Decker-2...e=1&rh=&page=1

Bikewer · 21st December 2007, 07:15 AM

I hereby volunteer my services.

I shall require:

1. A suitable radar installation

2. A few Stinger missiles

3. An adequate budget. Say....10,000,000 per annum or so.

I guarantee to keep the naughty aliens away.

Horatius · 21st December 2007, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by BPSCG

Well, isn't that obvious? You don't think alien spacecraft are controlled from here on Earth, do you?

On Earth? No. In Earth? Almost certainly!

PogoPedant · 21st December 2007, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Bikewer

I hereby volunteer my services.

I shall require:

1. A suitable radar installation

2. A few Stinger missiles

3. An adequate budget. Say....10,000,000 per annum or so.

I guarantee to keep the naughty aliens away.

Are you sure you wont need 10 mechanics, 10 scientists, and ten soldiers with Russian names too?

Darth Rotor · 21st December 2007, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

I'm sorry, Japan is wasting its time worrying about UFOs?!?! Surely they have more pressing threats, like Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, and the dozens of angry monsters that seem to have a yen for destruction.

This post is quoted to emphasize the currency of the threat.

DR

Travis · 23rd December 2007, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by fuelair

I see a film here: misunderstood politician, beautiful undersecretary or daughter his only supporter until the aliens actually come and only his legislative knowledge can save our world (but only after Tokyo has been destroyed in the inevetible fight between Gojira and the aliens' giant robots!.

Also the undersecretary's daughter has a boyfriend who is a TV cameraman and he is the first one to get footage that proves the UFO's real and in the end all is saved when the undersecretary personally commandeers an alien giant robot and destroys the mother ship with the help of a nerdy tech who surmises they can overwhelm the alien computers by doing.....normal stuff because the aliens run Windows Vista for some reason.

New Ager · 28th December 2007, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

Also the undersecretary's daughter has a boyfriend who is a TV cameraman and he is the first one to get footage that proves the UFO's real and in the end all is saved when the undersecretary personally commandeers an alien giant robot and destroys the mother ship with the help of a nerdy tech who surmises they can overwhelm the alien computers by doing.....normal stuff because the aliens run Windows Vista for some reason.

I told the aliens not to use Windows.

Will they never learn?!?

20th December 2007, 12:53 PM	#1
gambling_cruiser Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 690	Ishiba wants law for denfense against UFOs Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials! Seems each country has it's own kind of nuts working in politics!

20th December 2007, 01:17 PM	#2
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,279	Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials! Seems each country has it's own kind of nuts working in politics! Put him in touch with Alex Jones, and Morgan Reynolds. We can get a multilateral anti-UFO system initiated. (Was there a pile of empty sake bottles next to him when he made this remark?) DR
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20th December 2007, 04:11 PM	#3
Autolite Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,489	Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space I understand that childrens' steak knives make excellent anti-alien offensive weapons. This is of course if they haven't been already banned...
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20th December 2007, 04:48 PM	#4
Tsukasa Buddha Other (please write in) Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NeverLand Posts: 9,926	I'm thinking a space death-ray. The NWO is behind the UFOs! Open your eyes, the Truth is out there!
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20th December 2007, 05:14 PM	#6
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,114	I'm sorry, Japan is wasting its time worrying about UFOs?!?! Surely they have more pressing threats, like Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, and the dozens of angry monsters that seem to have a yen for destruction.
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20th December 2007, 04:57 PM	#5
geni Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: UK Posts: 26,579	Any such weapons would also likely be extreamly convients is say a certian korean country was to lob a few KG of plutonium in japan's dirrection.

20th December 2007, 06:40 PM	#7
BPSCG Cannibal Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Looting Fafner's Cave Posts: 17,556	Originally Posted by gambling_cruiser Japans minister of defense wants a law for defense against aliens from outer space - *he believes UFOs are controlled by extra-terrestrials!* Well, isn't that obvious? You don't think alien spacecraft are controlled from here on Earth, do you?
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20th December 2007, 08:17 PM	#8
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 49,140	It just so happens I have a machine that keeps the skies UFO-free within a 50 mile radius. Chicago has been UFO-free for a year now thanks to my machine. I will sell Japan a dozen for only $750,000 each, they are guaranteed effective against 99.5% of all space aliens. Yes, it looks a lot like a toaster you but at Target for $19.95, that's just for security reasons.

20th December 2007, 08:46 PM	#9
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20th December 2007, 09:07 PM	#10
Tsukasa Buddha Other (please write in) Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NeverLand Posts: 9,926	Quote: "Personally, I definitely believe they exist," chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura said, drawing laughter from reporters. Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda took a more guarded stance later in the day, saying he has yet to confirm their existence. The debate started on Tuesday when the cabinet issued a statement in response to the opposition lawmaker's question, saying it could not confirm any cases of UFO sightings. Not all lawmakers are enthralled. "Give me a break," ruling party lawmaker Toshihiro Nikai was quoted as saying by the Yomiuri newspaper. "There are many (other) things politics has to respond to." http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071221/...m/oukoe_uk_ufo Quote: Ishiba indicated it would be difficult to determine on what legal grounds the SDF may be mobilized when, for instance, there is a violation of Japanese airspace but the violating subject is not hostile. "Would that be mobilization for an act of defense? That would not be the case if they say, 'Everyone on the Earth, let us be friends,"' Ishiba said. "Or what can we do when we can't figure out what they're saying?" Ishiba added he was only speaking his own personal views and he did not mean his ministry is working out ways to deal with UFOs. Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda's cabinet endorsed a position Tuesday that Japan believes the existence of UFOs is unconfirmed in response to a question posed by a Democratic Party of Japan lawmaker. http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/423193 This is really silly politics. Thankfully, the government officially says that UFOs are unconfirmed and their defense ministry isn't really working on it.
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21st December 2007, 05:49 AM	#11
fuelair Cythraul Enfys Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,961	I see a film here: misunderstood politician, beautiful undersecretary or daughter his only supporter until the aliens actually come and only his legislative knowledge can save our world (but only after Tokyo has been destroyed in the inevetible fight between Gojira and the aliens' giant robots!.
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21st December 2007, 06:27 AM	#12
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21st December 2007, 07:15 AM	#13
Bikewer Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: St. Louis, Mo. Posts: 9,539	I hereby volunteer my services. I shall require: 1. A suitable radar installation 2. A few Stinger missiles 3. An adequate budget. Say....10,000,000 per annum or so. I guarantee to keep the naughty aliens away.

21st December 2007, 07:23 AM	#14
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,894	Originally Posted by BPSCG Well, isn't that obvious? You don't think alien spacecraft are controlled from here on Earth, do you? On Earth? No. In Earth? Almost certainly!
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21st December 2007, 07:56 AM	#15
PogoPedant Muse Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 764	Originally Posted by Bikewer I hereby volunteer my services. I shall require: 1. A suitable radar installation 2. A few Stinger missiles 3. An adequate budget. Say....10,000,000 per annum or so. I guarantee to keep the naughty aliens away. Are you sure you wont need 10 mechanics, 10 scientists, and ten soldiers with Russian names too?
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21st December 2007, 08:24 AM	#16
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,279	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey I'm sorry, Japan is wasting its time worrying about UFOs?!?! Surely they have more pressing threats, like Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, and the dozens of angry monsters that seem to have a yen for destruction. This post is quoted to emphasize the currency of the threat. DR
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23rd December 2007, 12:30 AM	#17
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 17,960	Originally Posted by fuelair I see a film here: misunderstood politician, beautiful undersecretary or daughter his only supporter until the aliens actually come and only his legislative knowledge can save our world (but only after Tokyo has been destroyed in the inevetible fight between Gojira and the aliens' giant robots!. Also the undersecretary's daughter has a boyfriend who is a TV cameraman and he is the first one to get footage that proves the UFO's real and in the end all is saved when the undersecretary personally commandeers an alien giant robot and destroys the mother ship with the help of a nerdy tech who surmises they can overwhelm the alien computers by doing.....normal stuff because the aliens run Windows Vista for some reason.
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28th December 2007, 11:06 PM	#18
New Ager Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,006	Originally Posted by Travis Also the undersecretary's daughter has a boyfriend who is a TV cameraman and he is the first one to get footage that proves the UFO's real and in the end all is saved when the undersecretary personally commandeers an alien giant robot and destroys the mother ship with the help of a nerdy tech who surmises they can overwhelm the alien computers by doing.....normal stuff because the aliens run Windows Vista for some reason. I told the aliens not to use Windows. Will they never learn?!?