Satan attacks Hannah Montana

Lisa Simpson · 6th January 2008, 10:31 AM

So...big, bad Satan is sitting around, trying to think up some mischief, and what does he come up with? Posting "racy" pictures of Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana. Miley responded with:

Quote:

"What I decided -- before I came out to L.A. and started working -- was the minute I didn't have fun was the minute I go home," she continued. "I don't want to go home, and I don't want to not do what I do, because I love it. But this ... it's Satan attacking. It's not something I'm going to let slide. I'm really upset about it 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal."

Disgustingly SFW pics:

http://z100.com/cc-common/gallery/di...album_id=93897

XBoxWarrior · 6th January 2008, 11:56 AM

Do you have any NSFW evidence?

ETA: Satan would never be safe for work.

rdaneel · 6th January 2008, 01:16 PM

OMG, Satan is trying to bore people into submission!!!

Coffee · 6th January 2008, 06:06 PM

Satan has a unhealthy preoccupation with teen idols. It all started with the Partridge Family. He simply can't help himself.

Damien Evans · 6th January 2008, 06:06 PM

boring.

-Fran- · 6th January 2008, 06:08 PM

That's Satan's work? I could do better

fuelair · 6th January 2008, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Coffee

Satan has a unhealthy preoccupation with teen idols. It all started with the Partridge Family. He simply can't help himself.

Well, there was Dusan Dey!

Skeptical Greg · 6th January 2008, 06:39 PM

Susan wasn't all that bad either..

Dancing David · 7th January 2008, 04:22 AM

Satan sure has a lot of free time on his hands, what with war, suffering and Brittaney I suprised he has time for Miley....

madurobob · 7th January 2008, 04:30 AM

I suspect satan is actually Miley Cyrus' publicist.

fuelair · 7th January 2008, 05:17 AM

true, I should never do this when I am tired - but, yes Susan Dey!!

Moon-Spinner · 7th January 2008, 05:51 AM

Satan must have looked at all the inane things that God gets involved with (Helping golfers gets a hole in one, Helping little Susie get a good grade on her homework, etc...), that he thought "Hey, I can match your inanity, and I'll raise you two frivolous events and one non-scandal..."

...and so the world yawns...

Lisa Simpson · 7th January 2008, 05:59 AM

Maybe we're in the midst of another God/Satan brawl. This time it's inanity instead of tragedy.

6th January 2008, 10:31 AM	#1
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,062	Satan attacks Hannah Montana So...big, bad Satan is sitting around, trying to think up some mischief, and what does he come up with? Posting "racy" pictures of Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana. Miley responded with: Quote: "What I decided -- before I came out to L.A. and started working -- was the minute I didn't have fun was the minute I go home," she continued. "I don't want to go home, and I don't want to not do what I do, because I love it. But this ... it's Satan attacking. It's not something I'm going to let slide. I'm really upset about it 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal." Disgustingly SFW pics: http://z100.com/cc-common/gallery/di...album_id=93897
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6th January 2008, 11:56 AM	#2
XBoxWarrior Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down in the Treme... Posts: 1,232	Do you have any NSFW evidence? ETA: Satan would never be safe for work.
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6th January 2008, 01:16 PM	#3
rdaneel Master Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I'M IN THE PHONEBOOK!!! I'M SOMEBODY!!! Posts: 2,033	OMG, Satan is trying to bore people into submission!!!
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6th January 2008, 06:06 PM	#4
Coffee Caffeine Pusher Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 426	Satan has a unhealthy preoccupation with teen idols. It all started with the Partridge Family. He simply can't help himself.
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6th January 2008, 06:06 PM	#5
Damien Evans Up The Irons Tagger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 25,302	boring.
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6th January 2008, 06:08 PM	#6
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6th January 2008, 06:38 PM	#7
fuelair Cythraul Enfys Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,955	Originally Posted by Coffee Satan has a unhealthy preoccupation with teen idols. It all started with the Partridge Family. He simply can't help himself. Well, there was Dusan Dey!
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6th January 2008, 06:39 PM	#8
Skeptical Greg Agave Wine Connoisseur Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Just past 'Resume Speed' Posts: 12,873	Susan wasn't all that bad either..
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7th January 2008, 04:22 AM	#9
Dancing David Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 34,723	Satan sure has a lot of free time on his hands, what with war, suffering and Brittaney I suprised he has time for Miley....
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7th January 2008, 04:30 AM	#10
madurobob Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Blue Heaven, NC Posts: 5,547	I suspect satan is actually Miley Cyrus' publicist.
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7th January 2008, 05:17 AM	#11
fuelair Cythraul Enfys Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,955	true, I should never do this when I am tired - but, yes Susan Dey!!
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7th January 2008, 05:51 AM	#12
Moon-Spinner Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Within a star too far to dream of Posts: 1,485	Satan must have looked at all the inane things that God gets involved with (Helping golfers gets a hole in one, Helping little Susie get a good grade on her homework, etc...), that he thought "Hey, I can match your inanity, and I'll raise you two frivolous events and one non-scandal..." ...and so the world yawns...
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7th January 2008, 05:59 AM	#13
Lisa Simpson THE Lisa Simpson Administrator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 123 Fake Street Posts: 20,062	Maybe we're in the midst of another God/Satan brawl. This time it's inanity instead of tragedy.
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