new twist on the Nigerian scam!

ravdin · 16th June 2008, 02:55 PM

This transaction is so important that I've been personally emailed by Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI!

I thought Mueller had more important concerns on his plate, but it shows what I know about federal law enforcement. I wonder if I could reach him directly by calling this number?

---------------

Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
Telephone: (206)-339-7444

Attention: Fund Beneficiary,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction
with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of the said sum
$1,500,000.00 USD.

So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washinton, DC in
conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC),
Has
screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been
confirmed and
notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution
is
Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise
you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their
services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims
notification
received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with
immediate effect.

Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial
Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have
examined
and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us
updated
for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for
more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.

Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and
the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by
the
Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any
transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in
the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial
Institution
has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and
so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.

You are to contact the Director of Operations Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde with
the information below in regards to more details on your funds.

Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde (Director of Operations)
Phone: +234 1 742 1060
E-mail: efcc-financial.refund@webmail.co.za

If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call.
(206)-339-7444

Sincerely,

Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation

XBoxWarrior · 16th June 2008, 03:28 PM

I hope you don't mind,

But I called the number...the dude assured me the money will be in my account
by 10am this Thursday. I will give you a finders fee if you will just PM me your
visa card # and 3 digit security code.

MMM-Kay?

NobbyNobbs · 16th June 2008, 03:31 PM

I'll bet the FBI would love to know that someone out there is impersonating their director......

Locknar · 16th June 2008, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by ravdin

This transaction is so important that I've been personally emailed by Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI!

I thought Mueller had more important concerns on his plate, but it shows what I know about federal law enforcement. I wonder if I could reach him directly by calling this number?

I dunno...but I'm thinking he needs to take some "Writing for Professionals" classes - yikes!

Jeff Corey · 16th June 2008, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by NobbyNobbs

I'll bet the FBI would love to know that someone out there is impersonating their director......

Wearing a dress.

Loss Leader · 16th June 2008, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by ravdin

Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
Telephone: (206)-339-7444

Jebus Christ, the idiots used the area code for Seattle, Washington instead of Washington, D.C. Is Mueller out there on vacation?

Dan O. · 16th June 2008, 07:50 PM

You'd think the FBI could have at least told you how the avoid income taxes on the transfer.

You better hurry up and close this deal. There was 7.5 mil back in April. If you wait any longer there may be nothing left.

MattusMaximus · 16th June 2008, 09:55 PM

I cannot resist pasting in this link to the Scam Baiter

Scamming the scammers - priceless!!!

imjohn · 22nd June 2008, 07:06 PM

Deuced clever, these Nigerians.

devnull · 30th June 2008, 10:05 PM

Ofcourse, we all know that it is commonplace for a Director of Operations to use free webmail.

Happens all the time.

burrahobbit · 1st July 2008, 03:21 AM

Especially free webmail from South Africa.

sphenisc · 1st July 2008, 03:37 AM

Have the FBI had their funding cut recently, or am I being too cynical?

Crundy · 1st July 2008, 04:41 AM

Couldn't resist posting these

http://www.fonejacker.tv/press_and_steamed.shtml
http://www.fonejacker.tv/UGD_Monies.shtml

Father Dagon · 4th July 2008, 03:52 AM

Groovy! But if he's really from FBI, ask him to send you photos from their training facilites.

16th June 2008, 02:55 PM	#1
ravdin Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 3,557	new twist on the Nigerian scam! This transaction is so important that I've been personally emailed by Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI! I thought Mueller had more important concerns on his plate, but it shows what I know about federal law enforcement. I wonder if I could reach him directly by calling this number? --------------- Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director) The Federal Bureau of Investigation Telephone: (206)-339-7444 Attention: Fund Beneficiary, The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of the said sum $1,500,000.00 USD. So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washinton, DC in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect. Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now. Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa. You are to contact the Director of Operations Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde with the information below in regards to more details on your funds. Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde (Director of Operations) Phone: +234 1 742 1060 E-mail: efcc-financial.refund@webmail.co.za If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call. (206)-339-7444 Sincerely, Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director) The Federal Bureau of Investigation

16th June 2008, 03:31 PM	#3
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16th June 2008, 05:22 PM	#4
Locknar Sum of all evils ^tm Deputy Admin Join Date: May 2007 Location: 25.50 N, 77.54 W Posts: 14,220	Originally Posted by ravdin This transaction is so important that I've been personally emailed by Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI! I thought Mueller had more important concerns on his plate, but it shows what I know about federal law enforcement. I wonder if I could reach him directly by calling this number? I dunno...but I'm thinking he needs to take some "Writing for Professionals" classes - yikes!
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16th June 2008, 06:27 PM	#6
Loss Leader Opinionated Jerk Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 11,885	Originally Posted by ravdin Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III (Director) The Federal Bureau of Investigation Telephone: (206)-339-7444 Jebus Christ, the idiots used the area code for Seattle, Washington instead of Washington, D.C. Is Mueller out there on vacation?
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16th June 2008, 07:50 PM	#7
Dan O. Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,749	You'd think the FBI could have at least told you how the avoid income taxes on the transfer. You better hurry up and close this deal. There was 7.5 mil back in April. If you wait any longer there may be nothing left.
Dan O. Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,749

16th June 2008, 03:28 PM	#2
XBoxWarrior Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down in the Treme... Posts: 1,232	I hope you don't mind, But I called the number...the dude assured me the money will be in my account by 10am this Thursday. I will give you a finders fee if you will just PM me your visa card # and 3 digit security code. MMM-Kay?

16th June 2008, 06:16 PM	#5
Jeff Corey New York Skeptic Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 13,794	Originally Posted by NobbyNobbs I'll bet the FBI would love to know that someone out there is impersonating their director...... Wearing a dress.

16th June 2008, 09:55 PM	#8
MattusMaximus Intellectual Gladiator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the midst of a vast, beautiful & uncaring universe Posts: 14,175	I cannot resist pasting in this link to the Scam Baiter Scamming the scammers - priceless!!!
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22nd June 2008, 07:06 PM	#9
imjohn Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 333	Deuced clever, these Nigerians.
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30th June 2008, 10:05 PM	#10
devnull Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,532	Ofcourse, we all know that it is commonplace for a Director of Operations to use free webmail. Happens all the time.
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1st July 2008, 03:21 AM	#11
burrahobbit Thinker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: India Posts: 192	Especially free webmail from South Africa.
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1st July 2008, 03:37 AM	#12
sphenisc Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,749	Have the FBI had their funding cut recently, or am I being too cynical?
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1st July 2008, 04:41 AM	#13
Crundy Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 475	Couldn't resist posting these http://www.fonejacker.tv/press_and_steamed.shtml http://www.fonejacker.tv/UGD_Monies.shtml
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4th July 2008, 03:52 AM	#14
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