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|15th December 2008, 01:02 PM||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Washington state, USA
All history (Ex: 9/11) explained by the phrase 'stuff will happen to people' by me
This simple phrase, uttered by me five minutes ago, explains every event in history perfectly accurately!
Take the events of 9/11 for example. The word 'stuff' can be said to represent the planes that crashed that day, the words 'stuff' and 'plane' have the same amount of letters!! And they 'happened' to the 'people' in the buildings! Am I a genius yet?
Also, the holocaust! 'Stuff' can be said to be the Nazis, and they 'happened' to 'people', the Jews!
I have tried to find explanations for how this phrase can so well describe human history, and the only feasible explanation I can come up with, is that I must be God!
|15th December 2008, 02:37 PM||#2|
Resident Viking Autist
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: With your mother
He pricked me with his prick that prick - NobbyNobbs
Endearingly Obnoxious - Rebecca Watson
|15th December 2008, 05:37 PM||#4|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats.
Yvette: "Blasty! Blasty! Blasty!"
Some person: "Why did you shoot that?"
Yvette: "Blasty! Blasty! Blasty!"
- Tragic Monkey
|16th December 2008, 12:09 PM||#5|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun
Reminded me of something I saw near 9/11 that may entertain. Hopefully I will not run afoul Rule 10.
If you read the email going around about the number "11"
for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it.
I don't know who David is, but his response is worth reading!
Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union New York City - 11 Letters Afghanistan - 11 Letters The Pentagon - 11 Letters Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993) Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!"
I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!!
The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him?
There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE"
has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email.
No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane!
"GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE"
has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed!
Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
PS. "IT'S BULL$H!T" has 11 letters also.