Ritual sex to change one's luck. Heh. - Page 2

paiute · 3rd November 2009, 12:33 PM

And he was on solid scientific ground

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2067223.stm

yours truly,
Sexual Guru for hire
Wan Hung Low

NoZed Avenger · 3rd November 2009, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/02/taoist_master/

The short and skinny is that a model was told that having "ritual sex" with a Taoist Master would improve her luck. Which she did. Repeatedly.

I don't see the problem. Sounds like she got lucky.

Hux · 3rd November 2009, 12:38 PM

Wan Hung Low?

Unlucky.

Bob Blaylock · 3rd November 2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by ponderingturtle

Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatible?

Taken out of the context of this thread, just reading this one sentence, am I the only one who immediately thinks of Roadtoad?

Metullus · 3rd November 2009, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Bob Blaylock

Taken out of the context of this thread, just reading this one sentence, am I the only one who immediately thinks of Roadtoad?

It does seem like an employment opportunity - the guy got paid, after all - but I'm not certain that Peggy would go along with it...

tyr_13 · 3rd November 2009, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Skeptic

Sex is usually due to romance, which leads to marriage, which often leads to divorce...

Why don't you shorten the procedure, tyr_13? Instead of looking for love, just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house.

I'm too damn smart. Damn smart. That should be read 'damn (accusation) smart' as in I'm damning smart.

I was actually told that the other day. Apparently while I don't come off as a 'know it all' I came off as rather intelligent. Supposedly that intimidates women.

However, I think that isn't really a problem because when I'm around women, I become an idiot.

As far as how this is related to the thread.... why would Cubaka live on Endor?

Roadtoad · 3rd November 2009, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Metullus

It does seem like an employment opportunity - the guy got paid, after all - but I'm not certain that Peggy would go along with it...

Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all?

gtc · 3rd November 2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by tyr_13

However, I think that isn't really a problem because when I'm around women, I become an idiot.

I'm led to believe that sex with a Hong Kong truck driver can cure that.

xXMoshtradamusXx · 3rd November 2009, 10:11 PM

Ok, I think it's still relevant. So where do you get to draw the line between "taking advantage" and sheer stupidity?
I mean the Nigerian Prince scheme seems way viable that this for crying out loud.

To sum up that I present this.
http://motivateurself.files.wordpres...d-facepalm.jpg

Wow this will so get me a breach and a slap for poor taste.
So is the baby eligible for a Darwin thanks to Mom?

Skeptic · 4th November 2009, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by tyr_13

I was actually told that the other day. Apparently while I don't come off as a 'know it all' I came off as rather intelligent. Supposedly that intimidates women.

Er... if someone tells you "you come off as rather intelligent" they usually mean "you come off as a 'know it all'"...

More seriously: perhaps, when around women, you speak too much about unrelated things out of insecurity? That's not rare.

ponderingturtle · 4th November 2009, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Roadtoad

Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all?

Is she painting mystic symbols on your body?

NoZed Avenger · 4th November 2009, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Roadtoad

Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all?

Well, some controlled trials seem to be in order.

tyr_13 · 4th November 2009, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by NoZed Avenger

Well, some controlled trials seem to be in order.

I don't want to think of what the controlled group might get.

Roadtoad · 4th November 2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by tyr_13

I don't want to think of what the controlled group might get.

Chicken.

3rd November 2009, 12:33 PM	#41
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3rd November 2009, 12:44 PM	#44
Bob Blaylock Forklift Operator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: N38°35' W121°29' Posts: 1,182	Originally Posted by ponderingturtle Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatible? Taken out of the context of this thread, just reading this one sentence, am I the only one who immediately thinks of Roadtoad?
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3rd November 2009, 12:50 PM	#45
Metullus Forum ¾-Wit Pro Tem Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Waldo's Pond Posts: 3,303	Originally Posted by Bob Blaylock Taken out of the context of this thread, just reading this one sentence, am I the only one who immediately thinks of Roadtoad? It does seem like an employment opportunity - the guy got paid, after all - but I'm not certain that Peggy would go along with it...
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3rd November 2009, 07:56 PM	#46
tyr_13 Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,512	Originally Posted by Skeptic Sex is usually due to romance, which leads to marriage, which often leads to divorce... Why don't you shorten the procedure, tyr_13? Instead of looking for love, just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house. I'm too damn smart. Damn smart. That should be read 'damn (accusation) smart' as in I'm damning smart. I was actually told that the other day. Apparently while I don't come off as a 'know it all' I came off as rather intelligent. Supposedly that intimidates women. However, I think that isn't really a problem because when I'm around women, I become an idiot. As far as how this is related to the thread.... why would Cubaka live on Endor?
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3rd November 2009, 12:36 PM	#42
NoZed Avenger Bitter Whiner Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,411	Originally Posted by HansMustermann http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/02/taoist_master/ The short and skinny is that a model was told that having "ritual sex" with a Taoist Master would improve her luck. Which she did. Repeatedly. I don't see the problem. Sounds like she got lucky.

3rd November 2009, 09:37 PM	#47
Roadtoad Bufo Caminus Inedibilis Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Looking for a decent Taco... Posts: 11,857	Originally Posted by Metullus It does seem like an employment opportunity - the guy got paid, after all - but I'm not certain that Peggy would go along with it... Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all?
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3rd November 2009, 09:49 PM	#48
gtc Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the downunderverse Posts: 6,801	Originally Posted by tyr_13 However, I think that isn't really a problem because when I'm around women, I become an idiot. I'm led to believe that sex with a Hong Kong truck driver can cure that.
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3rd November 2009, 10:11 PM	#49
xXMoshtradamusXx Thinker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: BFE, KY Posts: 139	Ok, I think it's still relevant. So where do you get to draw the line between "taking advantage" and sheer stupidity? I mean the Nigerian Prince scheme seems way viable that this for crying out loud. To sum up that I present this. http://motivateurself.files.wordpres...d-facepalm.jpg Wow this will so get me a breach and a slap for poor taste. So is the baby eligible for a Darwin thanks to Mom?
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4th November 2009, 06:46 AM	#50
Skeptic Sum, ergo cogito Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the chessboard Posts: 12,168	Originally Posted by tyr_13 I was actually told that the other day. Apparently while I don't come off as a 'know it all' I came off as rather intelligent. Supposedly that intimidates women. Er... if someone tells you "you come off as rather intelligent" they usually mean "you come off as a 'know it all'"... More seriously: perhaps, when around women, you speak too much about unrelated things out of insecurity? That's not rare.
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4th November 2009, 07:03 AM	#51
ponderingturtle Orthogonal Vector Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ossining NY Posts: 17,597	Originally Posted by Roadtoad Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all? Is she painting mystic symbols on your body?
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4th November 2009, 08:59 AM	#52
NoZed Avenger Bitter Whiner Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,411	Originally Posted by Roadtoad Probably not, but if Peggy and I had ritual sex over an extended period of time, would that change my luck at all? Well, some controlled trials seem to be in order.

4th November 2009, 09:29 AM	#53
tyr_13 Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,512	Originally Posted by NoZed Avenger Well, some controlled trials seem to be in order. I don't want to think of what the controlled group might get.
tyr_13 Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,512	__________________ Circled nothing is still nothing. "Nothing will stop the U.S. from being a world leader, not even a handful of adults who want their kids to take science lessons from a book that mentions unicorns six times." -UNLoVedRebel Look at the puppy...the puppy is good.

4th November 2009, 11:51 AM	#54
Roadtoad Bufo Caminus Inedibilis Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Looking for a decent Taco... Posts: 11,857	Originally Posted by tyr_13 I don't want to think of what the controlled group might get. Chicken.
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