Bash scripted internet memes...

Ducky · 1st November 2009, 12:17 PM

find . -name "your\ base" -exec chown -R us:us {} \;

sudo ls ~/Your\ Base; ps -ef | grep -v grep | grep "your doodz" | xargs kill -9

Feel free to tweak and/or add on...

Ducky · 1st November 2009, 12:25 PM

Everyone ignore me. I think I did this thread once before.

I am teh lamez.

Wudang · 1st November 2009, 01:25 PM

date | grep -i sep

negativ · 1st November 2009, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Wudang

date | grep -i sep

Return nothing unless it's September?

negativ · 1st November 2009, 08:17 PM

#!/bin/bash
while [ ! -e tits ]; do
echo "GTFO"
done

Wudang · 2nd November 2009, 01:39 AM

"Is it September already?"

You may be too young.

moopet · 7th November 2009, 02:06 AM

date +%B | echo September

Wudang · 7th November 2009, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by moopet

date +%B | echo September

Coffee | nose >> keyboard

Roboramma · 7th November 2009, 03:24 AM

What the hell?
I don't think I understood a single post in this thread.

Toke · 8th November 2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Roboramma

What the hell?
I don't think I understood a single post in this thread.

I had the fleeting impression that it would make sense if copied into console, then decided not to try.
I am sure it makes perfect sense to anyone understanding linux syntax.

Verde · 8th November 2009, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Roboramma

What the hell?
I don't think I understood a single post in this thread.

Look up September & Usenet, and all will be made clear.

There are many here that go back to those times, and beyond.

V.

1st November 2009, 12:17 PM	#1
Ducky Titanium Superhero Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Saint Paul, Minnesota Posts: 10,340	Bash scripted internet memes... find . -name "your\ base" -exec chown -R us:us {} \; sudo ls ~/Your\ Base; ps -ef \| grep -v grep \| grep "your doodz" \| xargs kill -9 Feel free to tweak and/or add on...
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1st November 2009, 01:25 PM	#3
Wudang BOFH Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sheffield Posts: 4,190	date \| grep -i sep
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1st November 2009, 08:09 PM	#4
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the land of make-believe Posts: 1,743	Originally Posted by Wudang date \| grep -i sep Return nothing unless it's September?
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1st November 2009, 08:17 PM	#5
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the land of make-believe Posts: 1,743	#!/bin/bash while [ ! -e tits ]; do echo "GTFO" done
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2nd November 2009, 01:39 AM	#6
Wudang BOFH Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sheffield Posts: 4,190	"Is it September already?" You may be too young.
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1st November 2009, 12:25 PM	#2
Ducky Titanium Superhero Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Saint Paul, Minnesota Posts: 10,340	Everyone ignore me. I think I did this thread once before. I am teh lamez.

7th November 2009, 02:06 AM	#7
moopet binary decision maker Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 646	date +%B \| echo September

7th November 2009, 02:23 AM	#8
Wudang BOFH Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sheffield Posts: 4,190	Originally Posted by moopet date +%B \| echo September Coffee \| nose >> keyboard
	__________________ Aphorism: Subjects most likely to be declared inappropriate for humor are the ones most in need of it.

7th November 2009, 03:24 AM	#9
Roboramma Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Shanghai Posts: 3,087	What the hell? I don't think I understood a single post in this thread.
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8th November 2009, 02:25 PM	#10
Toke Godless Socialist Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,758	Originally Posted by Roboramma What the hell? I don't think I understood a single post in this thread. I had the fleeting impression that it would make sense if copied into console, then decided not to try. I am sure it makes perfect sense to anyone understanding linux syntax.
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8th November 2009, 03:06 PM	#11
Verde Thinker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Where the jackalopes roam. Posts: 189	Originally Posted by Roboramma What the hell? I don't think I understood a single post in this thread. Look up September & Usenet, and all will be made clear. There are many here that go back to those times, and beyond. V.
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