A couple of 9/11 book ideas.

Brattus · 20th November 2011, 01:46 PM

Here are a couple of titles I think might make for a good read.

Truth movement - Bowel movement. What's the difference?

This book will only be one page long and only one word will be printed on the single page.
(The gimmick to this book will be that the single page will be printed on toilet paper.)

I told you once already I'm not a unemployed 40 something living in my Moms basement! I am a super nano thermite specialist!

This book will have even fewer pages and words than than the other book.

DGM · 20th November 2011, 02:04 PM

"How with your help we got our new investigation"

The "order page" leads to this:

Quote:

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Sam.I.Am · 20th November 2011, 02:22 PM

Dsm iv.

deeper · 20th November 2011, 02:48 PM

9/11 Truth: Can't Learn, Won't Learn (Excercises in Denial)

and

10 Years Of Indifference And Inactivity: My Time In The 9/11 Truth Movement*

*(New Edition with 20 Tips to help endure the next 50 years of being ignored and doing nothing.)

DaveThomasNMSR · 20th November 2011, 04:28 PM

Here's a book idea from the popular 'Dummies" series:

Oystein · 21st November 2011, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Brattus

...
This book will have even fewer pages and words than than the other book.

I have one with still fewer pages and words:

"9/11 - The full alternative theory
- A summary of the conclusions of the Truth Movement -

deeper · 21st November 2011, 12:39 AM

On The Shoulders Of Giants - Historical Figures That Inspired The 9/11 Truth Movement (Vol. 1: King Canute)

Brattus · 21st November 2011, 03:29 AM

A twoofers journey. A personal discovery of my ass and a hole in the ground. Vol 1. Still can't tell the difference after 10 years.

(The gimmick for this book will be that it will be printed on the head of a hammer. Fellow twoofers who wish to follow the journey can do so by slamming the "book" into their own foreheads.)

This is the one that will make me a millionaire!

LSSBB · 21st November 2011, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Sam.I.Am

Dsm iv.

Now THAT'S funny.

deeper · 21st November 2011, 12:48 PM

Plumbing The Depths - A Handy Guide To 9/11 Truth Debating Tactics

From the blurb on the back,

Quote:

Are you sick of not convincing others of the Truth about 9/11? Then this is the book for you, inside you'll find all the debating tools you'll ever need to ensure you'll never have to concede you were wrong about anything ever again.

Learn how to unleash your inner (Keyboard) Warrior and employ the following weapons:

The Lazarus - Resurrect seemingly redundant debate points and give them a new lease of life, simply by repeating them again.

The Merry-Go-Round - A devastatingly powerful, multi-faceted variation of The Lazarus, when implemented correctly it can literally cause your opponents to lose the will to live.

Plus The Ostrich...Hidden Hitler...The Dodge and many, many more.

You will also discover how to extract the information you need to support your case from ANY source, even those which upon close inspection would seemingly disprove your case.

With this book you will never have to lose another argument ever again, even those you do not understand.

Sam.I.Am · 21st November 2011, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by LSSBB

Now THAT'S funny.

The best humor is often nothing more than pointing out the little truths in life.

Terpsichore · 21st November 2011, 03:47 PM

I haven't got any ideas for a book. But I do have one for a film script, which I intend sending to Oliver Stone when it's done. I was watching a youtoob video earlier this evening where a guy was harrassing Larry Silverstein at a press conference, saying things like "Everyone knows your infamous comments on PBS where you said 'pull the building'..." And I was so impressed by this guy that I decided it would make a great docudrama. So far I've just done the scene where Larry is on the phone to the fire commander.

FC: We can't save your building, Mr Silverstein. We have no water to fight the fires, and the structure is unsafe. Our men are in danger.

LS: That's okay. I'd like you to pull it.

FC: Pull what?

LS: Sorry, I forgot. It's a code we demolitions experts use with each other. To "pull" means to demolish.

FC: You'd like me to demolish the building?

LS: I'd like you to make the decision to demolish the building.

FC: Okay, but I don't have any explosives on me. I'll have to send a truck back to our Weapons Depot.

LS: It's fine. The explosives are already in place, wired up since way back. All you have to do is press the button.

FC: Where is the button?

LS: It's here in my office. If you could just get over here and make the decision to press it, then press it, that would be peachy.

FC: Okay, will do. One thing, though. If you've wired up building 7, does that mean you did the same to buildings 1 and 2?

LS: Yup. It's just an insurance thing. Nothing for you to lose any sleep over.

FC: Oh, sure. The only thing is, there have been casualties. Aside from the several thousand civilians who got literally vapourized, we lost a lot of our own men. Some of them could be quite wissed off to find out you were behind it, you know?

LS: Yeah, it sucks. A tragic loss of life. But they'll understand when they see it from my point of view. So be sure to tell the guys I appreciate the show they've put on.

FC: I'll pass on your good wishes.

LS: But it goes without saying that you don't talk to anyone else about this. That's my job. Telling the world the truth is something I'll do on public TV when I'm good and ready.

FC: Is that wise? The authorities could be listening in. And so could your insurance company. Insurance fraud is a criminal offence, as I understand. And I think mass murder might be as well.

LS: It won't matter. They'll just think "pull it" means "pull out". They'll think I'm saying you shouldn't try to save the building.

FC: Clever, very clever. But the rest of the world will know what you mean?

LS: Not most of them, probably. Just a few very wise individuals who look deeper into things than others. I'm talking about the guys with bushy beards and combats who say "meeyun" a lot. You know, as in "The guvmint's lying to us, meeyun". Those guys know where I'm at. The rest don't matter.

FC: You should run for President.

LS: Don't confuse the puppet with the puppet-master. A man can run for President, but the President runs for me.

Okay, it needs a bit of work. And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry...

LSSBB · 21st November 2011, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by deeper

Plumbing The Depths - A Handy Guide To 9/11 Truth Debating Tactics

From the blurb on the back,

You forgot the bonus compendium of Gish Gallop questions, patterned for maximum rapid firing.

Dave Rogers · 22nd November 2011, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Terpsichore

And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry...

Magnum Farce?

Dave

NutCracker · 22nd November 2011, 04:09 AM

"Bluff your way in civil engineering, aviation, logic, physics and chemistry"

"9/11 Truth: How to get laid in 767025 days"

Oystein · 22nd November 2011, 04:17 AM

How to become a Zen Meister in just 10 years
With 9/11 Truth, you too can learn to believe everything and its opposite at once!

!!! Inside Job !!!
It's written all over Mommy's basement walls!

Orphia Nay · 23rd November 2011, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Terpsichore

I haven't got any ideas for a book. But I do have one for a film script, which I intend sending to Oliver Stone when it's done. I was watching a youtoob video earlier this evening where a guy was harrassing Larry Silverstein at a press conference, saying things like "Everyone knows your infamous comments on PBS where you said 'pull the building'..." And I was so impressed by this guy that I decided it would make a great docudrama. So far I've just done the scene where Larry is on the phone to the fire commander.

FC: We can't save your building, Mr Silverstein. We have no water to fight the fires, and the structure is unsafe. Our men are in danger.

LS: That's okay. I'd like you to pull it.

FC: Pull what?

LS: Sorry, I forgot. It's a code we demolitions experts use with each other. To "pull" means to demolish.

FC: You'd like me to demolish the building?

LS: I'd like you to make the decision to demolish the building.

FC: Okay, but I don't have any explosives on me. I'll have to send a truck back to our Weapons Depot.

LS: It's fine. The explosives are already in place, wired up since way back. All you have to do is press the button.

FC: Where is the button?

LS: It's here in my office. If you could just get over here and make the decision to press it, then press it, that would be peachy.

FC: Okay, will do. One thing, though. If you've wired up building 7, does that mean you did the same to buildings 1 and 2?

LS: Yup. It's just an insurance thing. Nothing for you to lose any sleep over.

FC: Oh, sure. The only thing is, there have been casualties. Aside from the several thousand civilians who got literally vapourized, we lost a lot of our own men. Some of them could be quite wissed off to find out you were behind it, you know?

LS: Yeah, it sucks. A tragic loss of life. But they'll understand when they see it from my point of view. So be sure to tell the guys I appreciate the show they've put on.

FC: I'll pass on your good wishes.

LS: But it goes without saying that you don't talk to anyone else about this. That's my job. Telling the world the truth is something I'll do on public TV when I'm good and ready.

FC: Is that wise? The authorities could be listening in. And so could your insurance company. Insurance fraud is a criminal offence, as I understand. And I think mass murder might be as well.

LS: It won't matter. They'll just think "pull it" means "pull out". They'll think I'm saying you shouldn't try to save the building.

FC: Clever, very clever. But the rest of the world will know what you mean?

LS: Not most of them, probably. Just a few very wise individuals who look deeper into things than others. I'm talking about the guys with bushy beards and combats who say "meeyun" a lot. You know, as in "The guvmint's lying to us, meeyun". Those guys know where I'm at. The rest don't matter.

FC: You should run for President.

LS: Don't confuse the puppet with the puppet-master. A man can run for President, but the President runs for me.

Okay, it needs a bit of work. And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry...

That's brilliant!

Terpsichore · 23rd November 2011, 09:28 AM

^Thanks. But not as brilliant as that smilie. Or laughie. I must start using those.

20th November 2011, 01:46 PM	#1
Brattus Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: The bowels of death and despair Posts: 1,223	A couple of 9/11 book ideas. Here are a couple of titles I think might make for a good read. Truth movement - Bowel movement. What's the difference? This book will only be one page long and only one word will be printed on the single page. (The gimmick to this book will be that the single page will be printed on toilet paper.) I told you once already I'm not a unemployed 40 something living in my Moms basement! I am a super nano thermite specialist! This book will have even fewer pages and words than than the other book.
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20th November 2011, 04:28 PM	#5
DaveThomasNMSR Muse Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Nuevo Mexico, USA Posts: 620	Here's a book idea from the popular 'Dummies" series:
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21st November 2011, 12:25 AM	#6
Oystein Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 9,797	Originally Posted by Brattus ... This book will have even fewer pages and words than than the other book. I have one with still fewer pages and words: "9/11 - The full alternative theory - A summary of the conclusions of the Truth Movement -

21st November 2011, 12:39 AM	#7
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21st November 2011, 03:29 AM	#8
Brattus Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: The bowels of death and despair Posts: 1,223	A twoofers journey. A personal discovery of my ass and a hole in the ground. Vol 1. Still can't tell the difference after 10 years. (The gimmick for this book will be that it will be printed on the head of a hammer. Fellow twoofers who wish to follow the journey can do so by slamming the "book" into their own foreheads.) This is the one that will make me a millionaire!
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21st November 2011, 05:19 AM	#9
LSSBB Devilish Dictionarian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: An elusive house at Bachelor's Grove Cemetery Posts: 4,497	Originally Posted by Sam.I.Am Dsm iv. Now THAT'S funny.
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21st November 2011, 12:48 PM	#10
deeper Critical Thinker Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Missing Minnie Posts: 329	Plumbing The Depths - A Handy Guide To 9/11 Truth Debating Tactics From the blurb on the back, Quote: Are you sick of not convincing others of the Truth about 9/11? Then this is the book for you, inside you'll find all the debating tools you'll ever need to ensure you'll never have to concede you were wrong about anything ever again. Learn how to unleash your inner (Keyboard) Warrior and employ the following weapons: The Lazarus - Resurrect seemingly redundant debate points and give them a new lease of life, simply by repeating them again. The Merry-Go-Round - A devastatingly powerful, multi-faceted variation of The Lazarus, when implemented correctly it can literally cause your opponents to lose the will to live. Plus The Ostrich...Hidden Hitler...The Dodge and many, many more. You will also discover how to extract the information you need to support your case from ANY source, even those which upon close inspection would seemingly disprove your case. With this book you will never have to lose another argument ever again, even those you do not understand.

21st November 2011, 03:16 PM	#11
Sam.I.Am Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hunting Moose and Squirrel Posts: 4,154	Originally Posted by LSSBB Now THAT'S funny. The best humor is often nothing more than pointing out the little truths in life.
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21st November 2011, 03:47 PM	#12
Terpsichore Student Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 40	I haven't got any ideas for a book. But I do have one for a film script, which I intend sending to Oliver Stone when it's done. I was watching a youtoob video earlier this evening where a guy was harrassing Larry Silverstein at a press conference, saying things like "Everyone knows your infamous comments on PBS where you said 'pull the building'..." And I was so impressed by this guy that I decided it would make a great docudrama. So far I've just done the scene where Larry is on the phone to the fire commander. FC: We can't save your building, Mr Silverstein. We have no water to fight the fires, and the structure is unsafe. Our men are in danger. LS: That's okay. I'd like you to pull it. FC: Pull what? LS: Sorry, I forgot. It's a code we demolitions experts use with each other. To "pull" means to demolish. FC: You'd like me to demolish the building? LS: I'd like you to make the decision to demolish the building. FC: Okay, but I don't have any explosives on me. I'll have to send a truck back to our Weapons Depot. LS: It's fine. The explosives are already in place, wired up since way back. All you have to do is press the button. FC: Where is the button? LS: It's here in my office. If you could just get over here and make the decision to press it, then press it, that would be peachy. FC: Okay, will do. One thing, though. If you've wired up building 7, does that mean you did the same to buildings 1 and 2? LS: Yup. It's just an insurance thing. Nothing for you to lose any sleep over. FC: Oh, sure. The only thing is, there have been casualties. Aside from the several thousand civilians who got literally vapourized, we lost a lot of our own men. Some of them could be quite wissed off to find out you were behind it, you know? LS: Yeah, it sucks. A tragic loss of life. But they'll understand when they see it from my point of view. So be sure to tell the guys I appreciate the show they've put on. FC: I'll pass on your good wishes. LS: But it goes without saying that you don't talk to anyone else about this. That's my job. Telling the world the truth is something I'll do on public TV when I'm good and ready. FC: Is that wise? The authorities could be listening in. And so could your insurance company. Insurance fraud is a criminal offence, as I understand. And I think mass murder might be as well. LS: It won't matter. They'll just think "pull it" means "pull out". They'll think I'm saying you shouldn't try to save the building. FC: Clever, very clever. But the rest of the world will know what you mean? LS: Not most of them, probably. Just a few very wise individuals who look deeper into things than others. I'm talking about the guys with bushy beards and combats who say "meeyun" a lot. You know, as in "The guvmint's lying to us, meeyun". Those guys know where I'm at. The rest don't matter. FC: You should run for President. LS: Don't confuse the puppet with the puppet-master. A man can run for President, but the President runs for me. Okay, it needs a bit of work. And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry...
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21st November 2011, 03:59 PM	#13
LSSBB Devilish Dictionarian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: An elusive house at Bachelor's Grove Cemetery Posts: 4,497	Originally Posted by deeper Plumbing The Depths - A Handy Guide To 9/11 Truth Debating Tactics From the blurb on the back, You forgot the bonus compendium of Gish Gallop questions, patterned for maximum rapid firing.
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22nd November 2011, 01:35 AM	#14
Dave Rogers Bandaged ice that stampedes inexpensively through a scribbled morning waving necessary ankles Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a world lit only by fire. Posts: 17,894	Originally Posted by Terpsichore And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry... Magnum Farce? Dave
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22nd November 2011, 04:17 AM	#16
Oystein Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 9,797	How to become a Zen Meister in just 10 years With 9/11 Truth, you too can learn to believe everything and its opposite at once! !!! Inside Job !!! It's written all over Mommy's basement walls!

23rd November 2011, 12:39 AM	#17
Orphia Nay Penguilicious Spodmaster. Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ponylandistan Presidential Palace (above the Spods' stables). Posts: 28,402	Originally Posted by Terpsichore I haven't got any ideas for a book. But I do have one for a film script, which I intend sending to Oliver Stone when it's done. I was watching a youtoob video earlier this evening where a guy was harrassing Larry Silverstein at a press conference, saying things like "Everyone knows your infamous comments on PBS where you said 'pull the building'..." And I was so impressed by this guy that I decided it would make a great docudrama. So far I've just done the scene where Larry is on the phone to the fire commander. FC: We can't save your building, Mr Silverstein. We have no water to fight the fires, and the structure is unsafe. Our men are in danger. LS: That's okay. I'd like you to pull it. FC: Pull what? LS: Sorry, I forgot. It's a code we demolitions experts use with each other. To "pull" means to demolish. FC: You'd like me to demolish the building? LS: I'd like you to make the decision to demolish the building. FC: Okay, but I don't have any explosives on me. I'll have to send a truck back to our Weapons Depot. LS: It's fine. The explosives are already in place, wired up since way back. All you have to do is press the button. FC: Where is the button? LS: It's here in my office. If you could just get over here and make the decision to press it, then press it, that would be peachy. FC: Okay, will do. One thing, though. If you've wired up building 7, does that mean you did the same to buildings 1 and 2? LS: Yup. It's just an insurance thing. Nothing for you to lose any sleep over. FC: Oh, sure. The only thing is, there have been casualties. Aside from the several thousand civilians who got literally vapourized, we lost a lot of our own men. Some of them could be quite wissed off to find out you were behind it, you know? LS: Yeah, it sucks. A tragic loss of life. But they'll understand when they see it from my point of view. So be sure to tell the guys I appreciate the show they've put on. FC: I'll pass on your good wishes. LS: But it goes without saying that you don't talk to anyone else about this. That's my job. Telling the world the truth is something I'll do on public TV when I'm good and ready. FC: Is that wise? The authorities could be listening in. And so could your insurance company. Insurance fraud is a criminal offence, as I understand. And I think mass murder might be as well. LS: It won't matter. They'll just think "pull it" means "pull out". They'll think I'm saying you shouldn't try to save the building. FC: Clever, very clever. But the rest of the world will know what you mean? LS: Not most of them, probably. Just a few very wise individuals who look deeper into things than others. I'm talking about the guys with bushy beards and combats who say "meeyun" a lot. You know, as in "The guvmint's lying to us, meeyun". Those guys know where I'm at. The rest don't matter. FC: You should run for President. LS: Don't confuse the puppet with the puppet-master. A man can run for President, but the President runs for me. Okay, it needs a bit of work. And I'm stuck for a title. I was thinking, Larry's Big Pull, or Dirty Larry... That's brilliant!
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23rd November 2011, 09:28 AM	#18
Terpsichore Student Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 40	^Thanks. But not as brilliant as that smilie. Or laughie. I must start using those.
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