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1st November 2004, 09:53 AM
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The Prophecy Thread (write your own prophecy)
Here's a fun thread where we can all write our own prophesies accurate, vague, prose, poetry, binary, whatever your style is.
Just write a prophecy (preferably with a date) and see how you do. You can even write prophecies prophesying when the first accurate prophecy on the thread will be. Here is mine first: Dark man in the East, Born of the least, Will bring down stone rain Once... then again. A fire from above, Will be fought by a dove. Many will a few seek, This'll all happen next week. Anyone fancy a go? |
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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1st November 2004, 10:04 AM
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1st November 2004, 10:30 AM
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I predict that a total bonehead will win the US Presidential election.
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1st November 2004, 10:31 AM
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Kerry's a douche, And Bush is too! Sorry, I'll save the rants for the Politics forum. 
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1st November 2004, 10:39 AM
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Re: The Prophecy Thread (write your own prophecy)
The return of a prophet profits the south
none shall live hand to mouth The north shall repent to no avail deeds done vanquish deeds held |
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1st November 2004, 10:54 AM
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There was an old fellow sans ethics,
ranting about bioelectromagnetics. I think he's a woo, Others do too, I predict we'll end up in hysterics!
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1st November 2004, 10:59 AM
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After the second rising of Bush in 2004 the Dow-Jones will fall.
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Sir Arthur C. Clarke - "Any sufficiently advanced technology, to the uninformed observer, is indistinguishable from magic." c4ts - "Jesus loves the little children, Nice and fat and honey roasted..." Lancastic = Demonstrative of outstanding personal effort in the exposing of frauds. Rob Lister - "The enemy of my enemy probably tastes yummy. " |
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1st November 2004, 11:17 AM
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After Bush is defeated for the second consecutive time, the Dow-Jones will rise.
My magic powers against yours! |
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1st November 2004, 11:30 AM
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Forget the stupid website! Just go out and buy an iPod with your *own* darn money! |
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1st November 2004, 11:40 AM
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1st November 2004, 11:54 AM
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1st November 2004, 12:13 PM
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Forget the stupid website! Just go out and buy an iPod with your *own* darn money! |
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1st November 2004, 12:29 PM
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The great princess will be displeased
and vent her wrath upon the false lady in the sun-soaked land of the west. And her advocate shall take the money, and the walls will be torn down with the color of blood. The world will watch this, and be sore afeared. Oh wait, that's already been fulfilled. Anna Nicole fired Bobby Trendy when he messed up her pink silk wall decorations, and Howard stopped the check. It was quite an episode. Thanks, Nostradamus. |
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1st November 2004, 12:32 PM
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If I stare at it long enough I will see a 3d representation of your prophecy .............here it comes... |
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1st November 2004, 01:00 PM
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Southern is gross
hot rocks, little sand A viper will cross trough this border land Tomorrow You'll see What goes in AZ |
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"TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!" |
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1st November 2004, 01:10 PM
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I predict that the following people will be CAPTURED IN 1inC's TV.
Bill O'Reilly Brit Hume John Kerry GW Bush Sean Hannity Shepherd Smith Greta van Susteren Rita Cosby Laurie Dhu Geraldo Neil Cavutto Alan Combes Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry 1inC smashes TV in disgust! |
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[size=1.5] “Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!" Sir Walter Scott [/size] |
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1st November 2004, 03:17 PM
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And lo! I saw that in the east or at least the south east shall arise an flaming orbe. Verily it shall illuminate the skies and also the landes. Except the arctic bit whereunto shall be darkeness.
Also, shalle there be rain and yet more rain. With sunny periods, and without. Also dry spells. There shalle be a probability of preciptationne where thou dost dwell. The cost of fuelle shall also rise. Mileage may vary. For fulle and accurate forecast, send $10.00 |
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1st November 2004, 03:38 PM
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And lo, God was so busy talking unto 1inChrist that He didst not notice a great darkness encompassing the land.
And by 3 percentage of the vote didst Bush win . Whilst 1inChrist had distracted the Lord. And the Lord wept mightily. "Canst I trust you to do nothing right while I'm not looking?" shoutethed The Lord at the US electorate? And turning to 1inChrist He sayethsted in his wrath "And I said NOVEMBER 29th not October! Is that so hard? November! It doesn't even sound similar! You're making us look stupid! And can you tell them all on that JREF website that I put the fossils there to test their faith! Still, now you perform that function pretty well." |
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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1st November 2004, 03:42 PM
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Consider the Lily........
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2nd November 2004, 11:48 AM
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...Yea, for the early time, there will be warmth a-plenty
Followed by deep despair with great rolling wheels Oh! For the Dark Man beseecheth ye! The winds will blow from the West... ___________________________________________ Erm... that was my morning. Lots of hot coffee and a bowl of hot cereal, followed by my commute to school via the city bus. Some black guy kept begging me for change, and when that didn't work, for sexual favors. (yikes!) My campus is on a big hill, and it's always windy.  I should put a bunch of these in a book and go down in infamy like Nostradamus. Or not. |
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2nd November 2004, 01:42 PM
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Gold prices will continue to rise on the next two weeks.
Oil prices will decrease its ascent rate, but will suffer a couple of small decreases and then carry on with the overall continued rise tendency. Osama bin Laden WILL NOT be captured (sensu strictu) utill the end of this year. Bloodshed will continue in Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine. More hostages will be taken in Iraq. More suicide bombings in Iraq, Israel and Afghanistan. Trolling will continue at JREF. Lifegazer, Kumar and IIan will carry on with their beliefs, impervious to contrary arguments. Let it be registered that these wery specific prophecies were written in 02/11/2004, at 19:37 (summer time) in Lavras do Sul, Rio Grande do Sul State, Brazil. While having a beer with me, SATAN and GOD, that are actually part of a single entity, told me about these. BTW, if you belive or not in he/she/it/them, it really does not matters to he/she/it/them. I DEMAND MY 1 000 000 MILLION DOLLARS, I DO NOT INTEND TO WORK ANYMORE!!! JUST ENJOY LIFE BY THE SEA!!!! |
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Racism, sexism, ignorance, homophobia, intolerance, extremism, authoritarianism, environmental disasters, politically correct crap, violence at sport stadiums, slavery, poverty, wars, people who disagree with me: Together we can find the cure Oh, and together we can find a cure to religion too… |
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2nd November 2004, 05:19 PM
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Bush will win.
Terorrism will continue exactly as before the election. People will continue to fail to realise that someone saying "We will not stand for terrorism" isn't actually quite the same is it magically going away. Never have I wanted to be proven more wrong in a prediction. |
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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2nd November 2004, 07:43 PM
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Ayay ashay ayay
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Prophecies for this year:
Bill O'reilly will continue to say laughably stupid things Ann Coulter will double his stupidity with racism John Kerry looks like that tree from Lord of the Rings Pat Robertson will exalt Bush with his religious facism Sylvia Brown will be mugged by Jerry Springer FOX Hannity and Colmes will be renamed Hannity and Idiot Yahweh will greet the man with a wave of his finger Asthmatic Camel will continue to make me laugh with his silly s--- (hey, it's a good rhyme) I'm the greatest psychic there has ever been I will win the JREF Prize as foretold by Marian |
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3rd November 2004, 03:54 AM
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3rd November 2004, 04:06 AM
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My prophecy :
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock. |
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Promise of diamonds in eyes of coal She carries beauty in her soul |
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3rd November 2004, 07:23 AM
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3rd November 2004, 08:19 AM
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I was going to post some Python quote earlier but couldnt remember past "Consider the lily"lol
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4th November 2004, 09:32 AM
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Ok here's my quatrain:
The bearded man will be captured when a light like a new star appears in the heavens This will be followed later by a quake in the West and a terrible plague in the East |
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4th November 2004, 09:54 AM
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THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED. Broadcasting rights will be sold at auction by a process of sealed bids to all major media conglomerates in an exciting new initiative designed to bring more choice to you the consumer in the twenty-first century by cheap men in expensive suits and women who say Ciao and their shareholders and their accountants and their auditors and their lawyers THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED. The counter-revolution will be shown in omnibus editions and Technicolor and repeats and highlights and slow motion and Fox News and Sky Sports and on the Internet and with extra violence after the nine o'clock watershed by kind permission of our sponsors the good people at Death Incorporated and their shareholders and their accountants and their auditors and their lawyers THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED. The counter-revolution will be sponsored by the makers of sportswear carbonated beverages American lager M&M's hamburgers pretzels death famine pestilence and war and the counter-revolutionaries and their accountants and their auditors and their lawyers shall wear identical grey suits with a prominent Nike swoosh sewn by illiterate half-starved children in a Burmese sweatshop and the offical beverage of the counter-revolution shall be Coca-Cola and their guns will be the result of an exiting new public-private initiative in association with a major arms dealer and as they go into battle under banners sponsored by people who sell food to make you obese and people who sell pills to make you thin and people who sell vitamin pills to prevent the food everyone else sells you from giving you scurvy anemia and rickets and people who sell high-fibre breakfast foods to cure the constipation you got from eating all the other stuff then under these banners they shall cry out with pride the names of their sponsors and their Chief Executive Officer and the major shareholders and presidents and vice-presidents and their accountants and their auditors and their lawyers such that they may be exalted even before Murdoch and Sky Sports and Fox and the name of Dubya shall be glorified in the land THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED. The counter-revolution will be lied about by pundits and sports commentators and politicians and Rupert Murdoch and spokesmen and analysts and television news and newspapers and magazines and their sponsors and their accountants and their auditors and their lawyers. The counter-revolution will give us all fresh mouth odour it will get rid of unsightly stains it will repair split ends it will cure headaches fast it will be bigger, smaller, better, cheaper, more exclusive, payable in instalments, guaranteed. The counter-revolution will be a must-see a must-have a status symbol with 20% off for one month only and 5% less fat than other counter-revolutions with added vitamins with a prestigious free gift of your choice sold to the discerning customer to the anxious housewife to the businessman in a hurry to the highest bidder for your comfort safety enjoyment and convenience. Because you're worth it. THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED.
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5th November 2004, 02:23 PM
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There will be a plague.
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7th November 2004, 08:47 AM
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7th November 2004, 11:58 AM
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8th November 2004, 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by Nex
That would make them psychic. Ooooh, spooky!
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8th November 2004, 06:24 PM
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i won't have a date for friday night.
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8th November 2004, 06:41 PM
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A massive earthquake will hit a city in Japan.
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10th November 2004, 09:35 PM
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The Dancer twirls
Perfect in her grace Water that is life becomes death Air steals the child's breath The Heavens tremble upon there base Over the Virgin the darkness swirls |
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I want to defect. |
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10th November 2004, 09:43 PM
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