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Old 1st May 2012, 07:44 PM   #1
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Sad reminiscence of times past.

You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.
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Old 1st May 2012, 07:49 PM   #2
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No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions.
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You see, until you take the time to stop and smell the roses - and then whack the gardener for witnessing the act - then you'll never get any real joy out of life.
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Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus View Post
You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.
Czech Republic, road trip, beer with brunch, short meeting...

I can't make it, have to tweak the Death Star Beam Weapon, Judy is getting too close to figuring out the "frequency".
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Aw, come on. I was scheduled to give a demonstration of my top-secret-super-duper-magic-nano-thermite. I hear the Burj Dubai is in for an unfortunate "accident" this year.
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A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...
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Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus View Post
You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.
Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.
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Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.
Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh!
Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT!
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Originally Posted by thedopefishlives View Post
No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions.
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A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...
Originally Posted by AJM8125 View Post
Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.
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Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh!
Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT!
Well, apparently 4 of you are willing to take charge. Look, fellas, this is your one opportunity to advance in the NWO without having to knock off the last meeting chairman. I mean, I only took on the agenda last time because Walrus was serving time for public nudity when the Super Secret Lair Yacht ran aground in Mazatlan (and even then, he didn't have to strike a greek statue pose in front of all those nuns... yeeeech!... Plaster makes for a better complextion than that man's skin! ). So he's in the Mexican slammer, and I frankly am sick of the paperwork, so feel free to set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)!
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We need to work on our evil.

Did someone just page me?
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Crap, was I supposed to bring the chips?
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...set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)!
uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit.
Then, we can channel 1% of that sum to AE911T, buy some board votes to get them pay for a new, "independent" investigation of their own, offer our own labs at cheap rates and hand them the fake model data of NIST's FEA. And have fun all year with the way out agents will stir the pot at their blogs and sites!
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I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas?
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Did someone just page me?
*hides bacon*

Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your wrath instructions.

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I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas?
Both. And don't forget the shisha and shiksa, this time, mmm?
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A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...
I'm gonna come as the magic bullet!

Ohhhh, I'm in the wrong forum.
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http://www.buythebullet.com/

Infomercials are down the hall. Good job you guys did on the Mays thing, by the way.
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I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you.

I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite.
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I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you.

I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite.
All of it? That's quite a bit, remember, it took hundreds of tons to break the columns in the WTC before it was dustified (or foamified, depending on who you ask). We got a volume discount.
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What good is it to have a secret lair hidden inside a volcano on a tropical island if we don't use it?

I propose a little seminar as an excuse for all of us to get away for the weekend:
Monologues - Good idea or not?

Let's all strap on our personal jetpacks and meet there this weekend. I'll fire up the blender for mai tais and we'll shoot down a few satellites with our death ray for practice.

Who's in?
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*hides bacon*

Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your wrath instructions.

Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.
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uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit.
I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was.

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DAVE!!!!!

Long time, no see.
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Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.
This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house...
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This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house...

You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division...
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Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.


You always know just what to say.

*unhides large platter of turkey bacon*
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You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division...
Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too.
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Oh dear, I think I broke AJM. The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey.
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Oh dear, I think I broke AJM.
Naw, I came this way.


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The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey.
Now anything can be delicious bacon when you run it through the NWO Baconater! Order yours today! Supplies are limited.

(And truthers think all that steel was shipped to China.)
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I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer".

That's troubling.
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Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too.
Word is that the way to the top goes thru the kitty litter box.
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I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was.

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DAVE!!!!!

Long time, no see.

Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work.

Glad to hear he's ok.
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Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work.

Glad to hear he's ok.
I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in.

Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him.
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I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer".

That's troubling.
Damn right it's troubling. The memo should read DOES cause cancer.

Baconaters are included in every NWO early retirement package.
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I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in.

Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him.
I may be back a bit more once we've finished the preparatory work for rigging the 2012 elections. Now that the Big Owl's finally convinced the world isn't about to end, there's a rather enormous backlog of chicanery to catch up on.

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Damn right it's troubling. The memo should read DOES cause cancer.

Baconaters are included in every NWO early retirement package.
Ah that's why my Jewish billionaire step-mother has been out of business since 2009 with her line of handsome and quality concrete boots ("one size fits all"): They baconate our retirees now!
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I may be back a bit more once we've finished the preparatory work for rigging the 2012 elections. Now that the Big Owl's finally convinced the world isn't about to end, there's a rather enormous backlog of chicanery to catch up on.

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The world's not going to end? Ugh. I spent a lot of time and effort putting that propaganda package together. I almost had myself convinced.
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