Sad reminiscence of times past.

ElMondoHummus · 1st May 2012, 07:44 PM

You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn.

Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.

thedopefishlives · 1st May 2012, 07:49 PM

No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions.

ElMondoHummus · 1st May 2012, 07:50 PM

You see, until you take the time to stop and smell the roses - and then whack the gardener for witnessing the act - then you'll never get any real joy out of life.

beachnut · 1st May 2012, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus

You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn.

Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.

Czech Republic, road trip, beer with brunch, short meeting...

I can't make it, have to tweak the Death Star Beam Weapon, Judy is getting too close to figuring out the "frequency".

thedopefishlives · 1st May 2012, 08:15 PM

Aw, come on. I was scheduled to give a demonstration of my top-secret-super-duper-magic-nano-thermite. I hear the Burj Dubai is in for an unfortunate "accident" this year.

plague311 · 1st May 2012, 08:24 PM

A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...

AJM8125 · 1st May 2012, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus

You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago.

So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn.

Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.

Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.

Oystein · 1st May 2012, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by AJM8125

Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.

Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh!
Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT!

ElMondoHummus · 2nd May 2012, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by thedopefishlives

No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions.

Originally Posted by plague311

A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...

Originally Posted by AJM8125

Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore.

We need to work on our evil.

That's an order.

Originally Posted by Oystein

Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh!
Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT!

Well, apparently 4 of you are willing to take charge. Look, fellas, this is your one opportunity to advance in the NWO without having to knock off the last meeting chairman. I mean, I only took on the agenda last time because Walrus was serving time for public nudity when the Super Secret Lair Yacht ran aground in Mazatlan (and even then, he didn't have to strike a greek statue pose in front of all those nuns... yeeeech!... Plaster makes for a better complextion than that man's skin!

). So he's in the Mexican slammer, and I frankly am sick of the paperwork, so feel free to set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)!

Hokulele · 2nd May 2012, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by AJM8125

We need to work on our evil.

Did someone just page me?

000063 · 2nd May 2012, 07:58 AM

Crap, was I supposed to bring the chips?

Oystein · 2nd May 2012, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus

...set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)!

uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit.
Then, we can channel 1% of that sum to AE911T, buy some board votes to get them pay for a new, "independent" investigation of their own, offer our own labs at cheap rates and hand them the fake model data of NIST's FEA. And have fun all year with the way out agents will stir the pot at their blogs and sites!

Sabretooth · 2nd May 2012, 12:49 PM

I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas?

AJM8125 · 2nd May 2012, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Did someone just page me?

*hides bacon*

Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your ~~wrath~~ instructions.

TSR · 2nd May 2012, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Sabretooth

I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas?

Both. And don't forget the shisha and shiksa, this time, mmm?

Vinny Shinblind · 2nd May 2012, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by plague311

A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...

I'm gonna come as the magic bullet!

Ohhhh, I'm in the wrong forum.

000063 · 2nd May 2012, 03:26 PM

http://www.buythebullet.com/

Infomercials are down the hall. Good job you guys did on the Mays thing, by the way.

ProBonoShill · 2nd May 2012, 11:44 PM

I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you.

I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite.

thedopefishlives · 3rd May 2012, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by ProBonoShill

I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you.

I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite.

All of it? That's quite a bit, remember, it took hundreds of tons to break the columns in the WTC before it was dustified (or foamified, depending on who you ask). We got a volume discount.

Spindrift · 3rd May 2012, 06:19 AM

What good is it to have a secret lair hidden inside a volcano on a tropical island if we don't use it?

I propose a little seminar as an excuse for all of us to get away for the weekend:
Monologues - Good idea or not?

Let's all strap on our personal jetpacks and meet there this weekend. I'll fire up the blender for mai tais and we'll shoot down a few satellites with our death ray for practice.

Who's in?

Hokulele · 3rd May 2012, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by AJM8125

*hides bacon*

Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your ~~wrath~~ instructions.

Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.

Dave Rogers · 3rd May 2012, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Oystein

uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit.

I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was.

Dave

Hokulele · 3rd May 2012, 09:28 AM

DAVE!!!!!

Long time, no see.

twinstead · 3rd May 2012, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.

This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house...

Hokulele · 3rd May 2012, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by twinstead

This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house...

You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division...

AJM8125 · 3rd May 2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.

You always know just what to say.

*unhides large platter of turkey bacon*

twinstead · 3rd May 2012, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division...

Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too.

Hokulele · 3rd May 2012, 11:04 AM

Oh dear, I think I broke AJM. The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey.

AJM8125 · 3rd May 2012, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Oh dear, I think I broke AJM.

Naw, I came this way.

Originally Posted by Hokulele

The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey.

Now anything can be delicious bacon when you run it through the NWO Baconater! Order yours today! Supplies are limited.

(And truthers think all that steel was shipped to China.)

000063 · 3rd May 2012, 01:04 PM

I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer".

That's troubling.

tsig · 3rd May 2012, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by twinstead

Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too.

Word is that the way to the top goes thru the kitty litter box.

NutCracker · 3rd May 2012, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was.

Dave

Originally Posted by Hokulele

DAVE!!!!!

Long time, no see.

Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work.

Glad to hear he's ok.

AJM8125 · 3rd May 2012, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by NutCracker

Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work.

Glad to hear he's ok.

I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in.

Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him.

AJM8125 · 3rd May 2012, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by 000063

I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer".

That's troubling.

Damn right it's troubling. The memo should read DOES cause cancer.

Baconaters are included in every NWO early retirement package.

Dave Rogers · 4th May 2012, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by AJM8125

I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in.

Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him.

I may be back a bit more once we've finished the preparatory work for rigging the 2012 elections. Now that the Big Owl's finally convinced the world isn't about to end, there's a rather enormous backlog of chicanery to catch up on.

Dave

Oystein · 4th May 2012, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by AJM8125

Damn right it's troubling. The memo should read DOES cause cancer.

Baconaters are included in every NWO early retirement package.

Ah that's why my Jewish billionaire step-mother has been out of business since 2009 with her line of handsome and quality concrete boots ("one size fits all"): They baconate our retirees now!

thedopefishlives · 4th May 2012, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

I may be back a bit more once we've finished the preparatory work for rigging the 2012 elections. Now that the Big Owl's finally convinced the world isn't about to end, there's a rather enormous backlog of chicanery to catch up on.

Dave

The world's not going to end? Ugh. I spent a lot of time and effort putting that propaganda package together. I almost had myself convinced.

1st May 2012, 07:44 PM	#1
ElMondoHummus 0.25 short of being half-witted Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere north of the South Pole Posts: 11,938	Sad reminiscence of times past. You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago. So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here.
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1st May 2012, 07:49 PM	#2
thedopefishlives Muse Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 761	No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions.
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1st May 2012, 07:50 PM	#3
ElMondoHummus 0.25 short of being half-witted Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere north of the South Pole Posts: 11,938	You see, until you take the time to stop and smell the roses - and then whack the gardener for witnessing the act - then you'll never get any real joy out of life.
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1st May 2012, 08:15 PM	#5
thedopefishlives Muse Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 761	Aw, come on. I was scheduled to give a demonstration of my top-secret-super-duper-magic-nano-thermite. I hear the Burj Dubai is in for an unfortunate "accident" this year.
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1st May 2012, 08:24 PM	#6
plague311 Muse Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Yankees Universe Posts: 894	A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time...
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1st May 2012, 08:04 PM	#4
beachnut Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dog House Posts: 19,881	Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago. So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here. Czech Republic, road trip, beer with brunch, short meeting... I can't make it, have to tweak the Death Star Beam Weapon, Judy is getting too close to figuring out the "frequency".

1st May 2012, 08:27 PM	#7
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus You know something... we used to be way funnier in this forum a long time ago. So, anyway, we're all a little late for the Biennial meeting of the NWO. Who's gonna chair that one? I've had my turn. Plus, in all honesty, it seems as though we could all use a laugh around here. Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore. We need to work on our evil. That's an order.

1st May 2012, 11:06 PM	#8
Oystein Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 9,731	Originally Posted by AJM8125 Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore. We need to work on our evil. That's an order. Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh! Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT!

2nd May 2012, 06:17 AM	#9
ElMondoHummus 0.25 short of being half-witted Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere north of the South Pole Posts: 11,938	Originally Posted by thedopefishlives No offense, but running the world is hard work. We don't have time to laugh. Unless it's to indulge in evil maniacal laughter, but even then, sometimes we have to schedule that into our intimidation sessions. Originally Posted by plague311 A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time... Originally Posted by AJM8125 Sad indeed. I've just skimmed through those threads - the majority of those participants rarely post here, if ever anymore. We need to work on our evil. That's an order. Originally Posted by Oystein Since when do we give chain gang members on the FEMA camp construction sites internet access? D'uh! Now I want your essay in which you contemplate about what sort of screw-up might earn YOU a place on those chain gangs on my desk tommorrow by noon UT! Well, apparently 4 of you are willing to take charge. Look, fellas, this is your one opportunity to advance in the NWO without having to knock off the last meeting chairman. I mean, I only took on the agenda last time because Walrus was serving time for public nudity when the Super Secret Lair Yacht ran aground in Mazatlan (and even then, he didn't have to strike a greek statue pose in front of all those nuns... yeeeech!... Plaster makes for a better complextion than that man's skin! ). So he's in the Mexican slammer, and I frankly am sick of the paperwork, so feel free to set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)!
	__________________ must take this very carefully....booze is wise men's drink..... -pillory "... I'm quite willing to have everyone use my rejection of the 9/11 conspiracy theory as a basis for assessing my intelligence, judgment, and trustworthiness" -Prof. Ann Althouse

2nd May 2012, 07:16 AM	#10
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by AJM8125 We need to work on our evil. Did someone just page me?

2nd May 2012, 07:58 AM	#11
000063 Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Not America. Posts: 4,734	Crap, was I supposed to bring the chips?
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2nd May 2012, 08:58 AM	#12
Oystein Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 9,731	Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus ...set the agenda, schedule the meeting, configure the budget... slap around the minions... It's all yours (whoever comes out on top, that is)! uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit. Then, we can channel 1% of that sum to AE911T, buy some board votes to get them pay for a new, "independent" investigation of their own, offer our own labs at cheap rates and hand them the fake model data of NIST's FEA. And have fun all year with the way out agents will stir the pot at their blogs and sites!

2nd May 2012, 12:49 PM	#13
Sabretooth No Ordinary Rabbit Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wyoming, NY Posts: 6,149	I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas?
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2nd May 2012, 12:56 PM	#14
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by Hokulele Did someone just page me? hides bacon Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your ~~wrath~~ instructions.
	Last edited by AJM8125; 2nd May 2012 at 12:58 PM.

2nd May 2012, 02:53 PM	#15
TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Originally Posted by Sabretooth I forget...am I supposed to bring the hookers or hookas? Both. And don't forget the shisha and shiksa, this time, mmm?
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2nd May 2012, 03:18 PM	#16
Vinny Shinblind Student Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 32	Originally Posted by plague311 A party, I'd say we're long overdue. We should do a costume party, it went over well last time... I'm gonna come as the magic bullet! Ohhhh, I'm in the wrong forum.
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2nd May 2012, 03:26 PM	#17
000063 Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Not America. Posts: 4,734	http://www.buythebullet.com/ Infomercials are down the hall. Good job you guys did on the Mays thing, by the way.
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2nd May 2012, 11:44 PM	#18
ProBonoShill Muse Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 920	I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you. I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite.

3rd May 2012, 05:59 AM	#19
thedopefishlives Muse Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 761	Originally Posted by ProBonoShill I don't mind having worked for free these last 10 years, but if you want me to chair a meeting it's going to cost you. I want a NWO t-shirt and all the leftover thermite. All of it? That's quite a bit, remember, it took hundreds of tons to break the columns in the WTC before it was dustified (or foamified, depending on who you ask). We got a volume discount.
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3rd May 2012, 06:19 AM	#20
Spindrift Enturbulator Extraordinaire Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Right here! Posts: 8,445	What good is it to have a secret lair hidden inside a volcano on a tropical island if we don't use it? I propose a little seminar as an excuse for all of us to get away for the weekend: Monologues - Good idea or not? Let's all strap on our personal jetpacks and meet there this weekend. I'll fire up the blender for mai tais and we'll shoot down a few satellites with our death ray for practice. Who's in?
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3rd May 2012, 08:09 AM	#21
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by AJM8125 hides bacon Why yes, evilness. Your minions await your ~~wrath~~ instructions. Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ.
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3rd May 2012, 08:46 AM	#22
Dave Rogers Bandaged ice that stampedes inexpensively through a scribbled morning waving necessary ankles Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a world lit only by fire. Posts: 17,894	Originally Posted by Oystein uhm how about sunday afternoon 3pm, my terrace, you bring cake, I make tea? And we'll say "cake" and "tea" are code words and ask for 150 million in reimbursement, and if they don't know the code words we just roll our eyes, mumble "imbeciles!", and snort a bit. I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was. Dave
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3rd May 2012, 09:28 AM	#23
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	DAVE!!!!! Long time, no see.
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3rd May 2012, 09:44 AM	#24
twinstead Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Big corner office in NWO Towers Posts: 11,572	Originally Posted by Hokulele Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ. This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house...
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3rd May 2012, 09:50 AM	#25
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by twinstead This just sounds like a normal Saturday night at the twinstead house... You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division...
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3rd May 2012, 10:27 AM	#26
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by Hokulele Unhide that bacon or I will rip off your nipples and use them as heel caps for the stiletto Debunking boots. I can't risk them on the new marble floors at HQ. You always know just what to say. unhides large platter of turkey bacon

3rd May 2012, 10:36 AM	#27
twinstead Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Big corner office in NWO Towers Posts: 11,572	Originally Posted by Hokulele You get new marble floors every weekend? Damn, I am in the wrong division... Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too.
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3rd May 2012, 11:04 AM	#28
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Oh dear, I think I broke AJM. The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey.
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3rd May 2012, 12:54 PM	#29
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by Hokulele Oh dear, I think I broke AJM. Naw, I came this way. Originally Posted by Hokulele The poor thing seems to believe bacon can be made from turkey. Now anything can be delicious bacon when you run it through the NWO Baconater! Order yours today! Supplies are limited. (And truthers think all that steel was shipped to China.)

3rd May 2012, 01:04 PM	#30
000063 Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Not America. Posts: 4,734	I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer". That's troubling.
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3rd May 2012, 01:17 PM	#31
tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 26,639	Originally Posted by twinstead Work hard, and you'll get that big corner office in NWO towers, too. Word is that the way to the top goes thru the kitty litter box.

3rd May 2012, 01:41 PM	#32
NutCracker Muse Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 601	Originally Posted by Dave Rogers I'll be there. You won't see me, but after a while you'll notice that there's a bit less "cake" and "tea" than you thought there was. Dave Originally Posted by Hokulele DAVE!!!!! Long time, no see. Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work. Glad to hear he's ok.
NutCracker Muse Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 601

3rd May 2012, 02:06 PM	#33
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by NutCracker Indeed. I've been worried Dave got himself hurt in one of our new year's eve false flag operations. It's not all nice, comfortable be-dunking or CGI office work at the NWO, after all. Some of us have to put themselves into harm's way. I mean, putting down light posts, installing hush-a-boom cutter chargers in tall buildings in the dead of night, putting into place and igniting thermite and all that. Oh, and not to speak of steel foamification. It's all dangerous work. Glad to hear he's ok. I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in. Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him.

3rd May 2012, 02:23 PM	#34
AJM8125 NWO Black Ops Tagger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: **** Creek, California Posts: 15,250	Originally Posted by 000063 I thought that was still in testing. I got a memo. Lemme check...ah, yes, "may cause cancer". That's troubling. Damn right it's troubling. The memo should read DOES cause cancer. Baconaters are included in every NWO early retirement package.

4th May 2012, 02:19 AM	#35
Dave Rogers Bandaged ice that stampedes inexpensively through a scribbled morning waving necessary ankles Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a world lit only by fire. Posts: 17,894	Originally Posted by AJM8125 I was worried a bit too, then I saw that he's been logging in. Hope he returns soon, his contributions are missed - and I've learned a lot from him. I may be back a bit more once we've finished the preparatory work for rigging the 2012 elections. Now that the Big Owl's finally convinced the world isn't about to end, there's a rather enormous backlog of chicanery to catch up on. Dave
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