Who is religiously enlightened here? - Page 29

catsmate1 · 2nd May 2012, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

All I want to point out is that you people are NOTatheists.

And in this, as is pretty much everything else you've said, your are utterly wrong.

Nay_Sayer · 2nd May 2012, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

Yes, I'm afraid so.
The question you should now be asking yourself is: How come Ali has been given these powers?

Firstly; what powers?

Secondly; please apply for the million dollar challenge.

Thirdly; You were never an atheist

bruto · 2nd May 2012, 05:30 PM

It's really unfortunate that the list of powers granted by the almighty does not include that of rational thought.

Darat · 2nd May 2012, 11:41 PM

Folks - the thread is getting very personalised, each other is not the topic of this thread. So please remember commandment 12 and also remember the words of Jesus "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's...".

Posted By:Caesar

Craig4 · 3rd May 2012, 04:55 AM

And we should also remember those moving words of Jesus, "oh **** this hurts".

Ali · 4th May 2012, 12:24 PM

No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

Foster Zygote · 4th May 2012, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

And I have a purple dragon in my shed. It eats leprechauns. You cannot deny this because I have offered exactly as much proof as you have.

Hokulele · 4th May 2012, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

The funny thing about this claim, I can count on no hands the number of people on this forum who have been "snapped out" of atheism by you.

That would certainly seem to suggest that your proof is somewhat lacking.

Ali · 4th May 2012, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

The funny thing about this claim, I can count on no hands the number of people on this forum who have been "snapped out" of atheism by you.

That would certainly seem to suggest that your proof is somewhat lacking.

It's for the simple reason which I've been pointing out all along: that they're not atheists.

abaddon · 4th May 2012, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

It's for the simple reason which I've been pointing out all along: that they're not atheists.

How do you know that?

Ali · 4th May 2012, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by abaddon

How do you know that?

Because, I repeat:
No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

Craig4 · 4th May 2012, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

Okay not to be too blunt but your "power" just isn't good enough. Lots of people don't get attacked by the wild animals they encounter. Sorry dude, you invisible friend kind of left you hanging.

Hokulele · 4th May 2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

Because, I repeat:
No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

I claim to be an atheist.

See? You are wrong.

If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini.

Hey, this is fun!

bruto · 4th May 2012, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

I claim to be an atheist.

See? You are wrong.

If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini.

Hey, this is fun!

Jeez, you really know how to squash a guy, don't you?

Akhenaten · 4th May 2012, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

I'll put it this way for you:
If you accept the 10 commandments, then you're an atheist.

It's probably not much consolation, but there's no way you'll ever be able to say anything more wrong than this.

Congratulations.

Originally Posted by Ali

No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

I spoke to soon.

Akhenaten · 4th May 2012, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

I claim to be an atheist.

See? You are wrong.

If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini.

Hey, this is fun!

Well that's just ridic . . .

*blinding flash*

So, this zucchini walks into a bar.

"Hey, why the long face?" says the barman.

slingblade · 4th May 2012, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

Because, I repeat:
No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

I don't know your case.

I'm an atheist. God doesn't exist.

Hokulele · 5th May 2012, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by bruto

Jeez, you really know how to squash a guy, don't you?

You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you...

TjW · 5th May 2012, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you...

I yam what I yam.

Craig4 · 5th May 2012, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by slingblade

I don't know your case.

I'm an atheist. God doesn't exist.

I do know his case and I'm still an atheist.

abaddon · 5th May 2012, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Ali

Because, I repeat:
No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

I am still an atheist.

Others have affirmed their atheism.

Your claim is bunk.

Can you explain in terms of the the commandments your behaviour on this thread.

The Norseman · 5th May 2012, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

I claim to be an atheist.

See? You are wrong.

If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini.

Hey, this is fun!

Originally Posted by Hokulele

You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you...

Originally Posted by TjW

I yam what I yam.

Hey, Hok! I'm thinking you're ready to try and go for the Melon Dollar Challenge! Well, I'm at least trying to plant the seed in your mind.

Craig4 · 6th May 2012, 11:44 AM

Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!!

bruto · 6th May 2012, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Craig4

Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!!

I can top that. This afternoon a dog came into my yard and I turned up my superpowers so high that by merely speaking and waving my arms, I made it turn around and go home. This dude goes to 11!

zooterkin · 8th May 2012, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

I spoke to soon.

Something mystical is affecting the Pharaoh's typing and quoting abilities.

Akhenaten · 8th May 2012, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by zooterkin

Something mystical is affecting the Pharaoh's typing and quoting abilities.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices suddenly yawned in boredom and then wandered off to make a cup of tea. I fear nothing worth mentioning at all has happened.

zooterkin · 8th May 2012, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices suddenly yawned in boredom and then wandered off to make a cup of tea. I fear nothing worth mentioning at all has happened.

That's a relief. I was chilled to the marrow by the thought that perhaps your keyboard had been commandeered by Sasquash.

catsmate1 · 8th May 2012, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Craig4

Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!!

When out for a walk last light I was jumped on, in a friendly way, by a young mal and nuzzled/licked by a poodle. I also survived by encounters.

Donn · 8th May 2012, 09:57 AM

Pumkin's happening. I butternut post.

(oops)

Piscivore · 8th May 2012, 10:07 AM

I once won a staring contest with an ostritch less than a foot from my face. I'm an atheist.

deaman · 8th May 2012, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

The 10 commandments are the source of life that we humans have available to us. I'm a genuine case that has obeyed these commands and has received gifts.

It seems you're not interested in this source of life-giving commands, but only about its history and other garbage.

If you've disobeyed these commands then you can count yourself as subhuman, and you're unfit to call yourself as my equal, as I'm of a high rank in the faith.

Dear Ali -

Look, I know your heart is in the right place. You're trying your best to stand up for me. That's great, but I really don't need the help. Your saved by faith, not works. Remember?

Also, please stop representing me as some kind of selfish, childish, hateful, wrathful ogre, hellbent on destroying my creations. I love ALL my children and creations. (As you well know, I am the God of Love.)

Also, remember, when you take upon yourself to represent me, lashing out at people mercilessly with wrath in a less then humble spirit, then that's what people think about me! (Think about Moses striking the rock! No promised land for him.)

The humble will be raised up. The proud, brought down. (Don't act so proud, your no more, or less, "special" than anyone else.)

He who is first now, will be last, later. (Don't pretend as if you will be the first then, or that you're the first to confess belief in me.)

Do not judge others, so that you will not be judged. (For with the judgement you judge others, you shall be judged.)

Now, in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, by the power of His Blood and The Holy Spirit, I tell you:

Be kind to all my creations. (Also, do not blaspheme my Spirit of Holiness.)

Now, back to the previously scheduled debate.

GOD (H.F., J.C., H.S.)

(Incidentally, the Ten Commandments are neither "the elixir" of, or "source" of life.
"I AM".)

Akhenaten · 8th May 2012, 09:44 PM

Hi there, God. Long time no talkies.

How the hell have you been, dude?

punshhh · 8th May 2012, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Piscivore

I once won a staring contest with an ostritch less than a foot from my face. I'm an atheist.

Don't whatever you do try it with a lama.

Multivac · 9th May 2012, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by Ali

Because, I repeat:
No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.

Not only do I claim to be an atheist, I am an atheist. You have not snapped me out of my atheism, but you are welcome to try.

Ali · 9th May 2012, 03:08 PM

You're not atheists: you're a bunch of comedians!

Piscivore · 9th May 2012, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

You're not atheists: you're a bunch of comedians!

The two categories are not mutually exclusive.

Kid Eager · 9th May 2012, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

You're not atheists: you're a bunch of comedians!

Since when has that been a mutually exclusive set?

Ali · 9th May 2012, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Piscivore

The two categories are not mutually exclusive.

I'm afraid they are mutually exclusive.
An atheist would be too busy trying to find out the truth. These comedians are here just to make silly remarks.

Kid Eager · 9th May 2012, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

I'm afraid they are mutually exclusive.
An atheist would be too busy trying to find out the truth. These comedians are here just to make silly remarks.

You're confusing atheism with monomania, amongst other things. I await your return to the subject of this thread with breathless anticipation

In the meantime, have a rubber chicken, on the house.

Craig4 · 9th May 2012, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Ali

I'm afraid they are mutually exclusive.
An atheist would be too busy trying to find out the truth. These comedians are here just to make silly remarks.

That's simply uniformed. Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Sam Kennison and many others all were great comedians commenting on the absurdity of the human condition. Comedy is an art through which we see reflections of ourselves.

Frankly Chris Rock (another great) provides more thought provoking comments in his act than you have in your entire posting history.

2nd May 2012, 05:30 PM	#1123
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3rd May 2012, 04:55 AM	#1125
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,363	And we should also remember those moving words of Jesus, "oh **** this hurts".
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4th May 2012, 12:24 PM	#1126
Ali Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fiery furnace Posts: 679	No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.
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4th May 2012, 12:36 PM	#1127
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge Posts: 14,389	Originally Posted by Ali No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. And I have a purple dragon in my shed. It eats leprechauns. You cannot deny this because I have offered exactly as much proof as you have.
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4th May 2012, 01:40 PM	#1128
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by Ali No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. The funny thing about this claim, I can count on no hands the number of people on this forum who have been "snapped out" of atheism by you. That would certainly seem to suggest that your proof is somewhat lacking.
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2nd May 2012, 03:46 PM	#1121
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,109	Originally Posted by Ali All I want to point out is that you people are NOTatheists. And in this, as is pretty much everything else you've said, your are utterly wrong.

2nd May 2012, 05:01 PM	#1122
Nay_Sayer Muse Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 741	Originally Posted by Ali Yes, I'm afraid so. The question you should now be asking yourself is: How come Ali has been given these powers? Firstly; what powers? Secondly; please apply for the million dollar challenge. Thirdly; You were never an atheist

4th May 2012, 03:21 PM	#1129
Ali Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fiery furnace Posts: 679	Originally Posted by Hokulele The funny thing about this claim, I can count on no hands the number of people on this forum who have been "snapped out" of atheism by you. That would certainly seem to suggest that your proof is somewhat lacking. It's for the simple reason which I've been pointing out all along: that they're not atheists.
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4th May 2012, 04:00 PM	#1130
abaddon Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 3,555	Originally Posted by Ali It's for the simple reason which I've been pointing out all along: that they're not atheists. How do you know that?
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4th May 2012, 04:09 PM	#1131
Ali Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fiery furnace Posts: 679	Originally Posted by abaddon How do you know that? Because, I repeat: No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism.
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4th May 2012, 05:07 PM	#1132
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,363	Originally Posted by Ali No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. Okay not to be too blunt but your "power" just isn't good enough. Lots of people don't get attacked by the wild animals they encounter. Sorry dude, you invisible friend kind of left you hanging.
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4th May 2012, 05:44 PM	#1133
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by Ali Because, I repeat: No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. I claim to be an atheist. See? You are wrong. If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini. Hey, this is fun!
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4th May 2012, 07:24 PM	#1134
bruto Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy Posts: 11,181	Originally Posted by Hokulele I claim to be an atheist. See? You are wrong. If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini. Hey, this is fun! Jeez, you really know how to squash a guy, don't you?
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4th May 2012, 09:59 PM	#1135
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,647	Originally Posted by Ali Originally Posted by Akhenaten I'll put it this way for you: If you accept the 10 commandments, then you're an atheist. It's probably not much consolation, but there's no way you'll ever be able to say anything more wrong than this. Congratulations. Originally Posted by Ali No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. I spoke to soon.
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4th May 2012, 10:52 PM	#1136
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,647	Originally Posted by Hokulele I claim to be an atheist. See? You are wrong. If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini. Hey, this is fun! Well that's just ridic . . . *blinding flash* So, this zucchini walks into a bar. "Hey, why the long face?" says the barman.
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4th May 2012, 11:23 PM	#1137
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Originally Posted by Ali Because, I repeat: No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. I don't know your case. I'm an atheist. God doesn't exist.
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5th May 2012, 01:15 AM	#1138
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Originally Posted by bruto Jeez, you really know how to squash a guy, don't you? You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you...
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5th May 2012, 07:24 AM	#1139
TjW Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: up in the air Posts: 9,973	Originally Posted by Hokulele You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you... I yam what I yam.
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5th May 2012, 07:53 AM	#1140
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,363	Originally Posted by slingblade I don't know your case. I'm an atheist. God doesn't exist. I do know his case and I'm still an atheist.
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5th May 2012, 10:41 AM	#1141
abaddon Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 3,555	Originally Posted by Ali Because, I repeat: No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. I am still an atheist. Others have affirmed their atheism. Your claim is bunk. Can you explain in terms of the the commandments your behaviour on this thread.
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5th May 2012, 08:32 PM	#1142
The Norseman I Void Warranties Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Treasure Valley Posts: 3,236	Originally Posted by Hokulele I claim to be an atheist. See? You are wrong. If you are simply creating a strange definition of atheist, fine. I claim that you are a zucchini, as anyone who reads this post is a zucchini. Hey, this is fun! Originally Posted by Hokulele You would quit while you were ahead, if you knew what is gourd for you... Originally Posted by TjW I yam what I yam. Hey, Hok! I'm thinking you're ready to try and go for the Melon Dollar Challenge! Well, I'm at least trying to plant the seed in your mind.
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6th May 2012, 11:44 AM	#1143
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,363	Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!!
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6th May 2012, 01:59 PM	#1144
bruto Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy Posts: 11,181	Originally Posted by Craig4 Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!! I can top that. This afternoon a dog came into my yard and I turned up my superpowers so high that by merely speaking and waving my arms, I made it turn around and go home. This dude goes to 11!
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8th May 2012, 04:44 AM	#1145
zooterkin Nitpicking dilettante Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berkshire, mostly Posts: 24,567	Originally Posted by Akhenaten I spoke to soon. Something mystical is affecting the Pharaoh's typing and quoting abilities.
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8th May 2012, 05:05 AM	#1146
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,647	Originally Posted by zooterkin Something mystical is affecting the Pharaoh's typing and quoting abilities. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices suddenly yawned in boredom and then wandered off to make a cup of tea. I fear nothing worth mentioning at all has happened.
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8th May 2012, 06:07 AM	#1147
zooterkin Nitpicking dilettante Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berkshire, mostly Posts: 24,567	Originally Posted by Akhenaten I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices suddenly yawned in boredom and then wandered off to make a cup of tea. I fear nothing worth mentioning at all has happened. That's a relief. I was chilled to the marrow by the thought that perhaps your keyboard had been commandeered by Sasquash.
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8th May 2012, 07:14 AM	#1148
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,109	Originally Posted by Craig4 Hey everyone guess what? I just walked past a dog and you know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I have super powers too. GO ME!!!!! When out for a walk last light I was jumped on, in a friendly way, by a young mal and nuzzled/licked by a poodle. I also survived by encounters.

8th May 2012, 09:57 AM	#1149
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8th May 2012, 10:07 AM	#1150
Piscivore Smelling fishy Join Date: May 2004 Location: Home is wherever I'm with you Posts: 26,456	I once won a staring contest with an ostritch less than a foot from my face. I'm an atheist.
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8th May 2012, 09:04 PM	#1151
deaman Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 2,729	Oh, my child......... Originally Posted by Ali The 10 commandments are the source of life that we humans have available to us. I'm a genuine case that has obeyed these commands and has received gifts. It seems you're not interested in this source of life-giving commands, but only about its history and other garbage. If you've disobeyed these commands then you can count yourself as subhuman, and you're unfit to call yourself as my equal, as I'm of a high rank in the faith. Dear Ali - Look, I know your heart is in the right place. You're trying your best to stand up for me. That's great, but I really don't need the help. Your saved by faith, not works. Remember? Also, please stop representing me as some kind of selfish, childish, hateful, wrathful ogre, hellbent on destroying my creations. I love ALL my children and creations. (As you well know, I am the God of Love.) Also, remember, when you take upon yourself to represent me, lashing out at people mercilessly with wrath in a less then humble spirit, then that's what people think about me! (Think about Moses striking the rock! No promised land for him.) The humble will be raised up. The proud, brought down. (Don't act so proud, your no more, or less, "special" than anyone else.) He who is first now, will be last, later. (Don't pretend as if you will be the first then, or that you're the first to confess belief in me.) Do not judge others, so that you will not be judged. (For with the judgement you judge others, you shall be judged.) Now, in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, by the power of His Blood and The Holy Spirit, I tell you: Be kind to all my creations. (Also, do not blaspheme my Spirit of Holiness.) Now, back to the previously scheduled debate. GOD (H.F., J.C., H.S.) (Incidentally, the Ten Commandments are neither "the elixir" of, or "source" of life. "I AM".)
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8th May 2012, 09:44 PM	#1152
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,647	Hi there, God. Long time no talkies. How the hell have you been, dude?
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8th May 2012, 11:12 PM	#1153
punshhh Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Rural England Posts: 4,165	Originally Posted by Piscivore I once won a staring contest with an ostritch less than a foot from my face. I'm an atheist. Don't whatever you do try it with a lama.

9th May 2012, 02:51 AM	#1154
Multivac Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,927	Originally Posted by Ali Because, I repeat: No-one who knows my case can claim to be an atheist, as I'm proof to snap anyone out of atheism. Not only do I claim to be an atheist, I am an atheist. You have not snapped me out of my atheism, but you are welcome to try.

9th May 2012, 03:08 PM	#1155
Ali Muse Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fiery furnace Posts: 679	You're not atheists: you're a bunch of comedians!
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9th May 2012, 03:13 PM	#1156
Piscivore Smelling fishy Join Date: May 2004 Location: Home is wherever I'm with you Posts: 26,456	Originally Posted by Ali You're not atheists: you're a bunch of comedians! The two categories are not mutually exclusive.
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