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Old 27th May 2012, 01:53 PM   #1
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It's Muslims All The Way Down ...

There is so much here it's hard to summarize, but I'll try.

The Muslim Brotherhood is going to convert or kill all Christians in Egypt which will somehow cause the Egyptian economy to collapse leading to widespread starvation. Then Obama, a secret Muslim and member of the Brotherhood will use the UN's Agenda 21 to confiscate land in the US for the remaining 76 million Egyptian Muslims to come to America to live on.

These new Muslim enclaves will be governed under Sharia Law

Meanwhile, Obama will be running up the US debt to unsustainable levels and Suadi Arabia will offer to give is $14 trillion on the condition that America surrenders it's Christianity. All the Muslims in the US will rise up and begin terror attacks that law enforcement will be unable to stop because there are too many off them. All the non-muslims will be forced into hiding in fear for their lives.

At least that's what Avi Lipkin claims. He tours churches and synagogues as a speaker claiming that he is married to a Mossad agent who shares secret Israeli intelligence information with him.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conten...ebt-conspiracy
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Old 27th May 2012, 02:02 PM   #2
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Seems very similar to the Protocals of te Elders of Zion in tone

And every bit as insane
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Old 27th May 2012, 02:41 PM   #3
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Excellent 'divide and conquer' propaganda. Get this group worked up against that group, so that the group orchestrating the entire affair goes unnoticed and unopposed.

We Jews have this stuff down to a science. You can't farm people without it.
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Old 27th May 2012, 02:42 PM   #4
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

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Old 27th May 2012, 05:34 PM   #5
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Agenda 21? So all these Muslims are going to settle on the bike lanes??
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Old 27th May 2012, 11:30 PM   #6
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Old 28th May 2012, 07:59 AM   #7
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Old 28th May 2012, 08:14 AM   #8
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Highway medians
On the North American highway as part of the North American Union, paid for by Ameros!
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Old 28th May 2012, 08:37 AM   #9
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On the North American highway as part of the North American Union, paid for by Ameros!
You've unlocked the code my friend, take the multi-coloured pill and know all
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Old 28th May 2012, 11:23 AM   #10
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Suadi Arabia will offer to give is $14 trillion on the condition that America surrenders it's Christianity. All the Muslims in the US will rise up and begin terror attacks that law enforcement will be unable to stop because there are too many off them.
I know it's pointless to introduce facts into that kind of a "conversation" but:

1) the Saudi Arabian GDP is only $434.67 Billion.

2) the US Muslim population is only 2.6 Million (2010) 0.8% of the U.S. population (Pew Research Center). OF that number, at least half would be too old, too young, etc... to "revolt." So call it 1.3 million (0.4% of the population) in poorly armed poorly trained "Islamic revolutionaries."

3) ignoring the federal troops, there are approximately 800,000 well armed and well trained law enforcement officers in the US. Not to mention the nearly 500,000 extraordinarily well armed and well trained National Guard.

1.3 million professionals against 1.3 million amateurs? Easy money.
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Old 28th May 2012, 12:07 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Robrob View Post
I know it's pointless to introduce facts into that kind of a "conversation" but:

1) the Saudi Arabian GDP is only $434.67 Billion.

2) the US Muslim population is only 2.6 Million (2010) 0.8% of the U.S. population (Pew Research Center). OF that number, at least half would be too old, too young, etc... to "revolt." So call it 1.3 million (0.4% of the population) in poorly armed poorly trained "Islamic revolutionaries."

3) ignoring the federal troops, there are approximately 800,000 well armed and well trained law enforcement officers in the US. Not to mention the nearly 500,000 extraordinarily well armed and well trained National Guard.

1.3 million professionals against 1.3 million amateurs? Easy money.

You missed the part where 76 million Egyptian muslims will move to the US by 2016. If they start now, it will only be 56,000 a day coming to the US.

Sounds entirely reasonable don't you think?
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Old 28th May 2012, 12:13 PM   #12
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You missed the part where 76 million Egyptian muslims will move to the US by 2016. If they start now, it will only be 56,000 a day coming to the US.

Sounds entirely reasonable don't you think?
Crap, we need to start building more houses now!
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Old 28th May 2012, 12:22 PM   #13
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I just love fantasy........
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Old 28th May 2012, 02:44 PM   #14
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One of my favourite parts of the year at work is between two of my colleagues, when a Jew gives a Muslim a Christmas card.

I don't suppose people have thought of, oh I don't know, just getting along nicely?
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Old 28th May 2012, 03:56 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Robrob View Post
Crap, we need to start building more houses now!


What do you think the Banksters are planning to do with all the ones they foreclosed on?
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Old 30th May 2012, 08:41 AM   #16
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Crap, we need to start building more houses now!
....and more ships and/or aeroplanes to transport the Egyptians
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Old 30th May 2012, 08:51 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Alareth View Post
You missed the part where 76 million Egyptian muslims will move to the US by 2016. If they start now, it will only be 56,000 a day coming to the US.

Sounds entirely reasonable don't you think?

Sure, I mean we see almost 95% of a population emigrate all the time.
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Old 30th May 2012, 08:57 AM   #18
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Sounds like an American version of the Eurabia conspiracy theory.
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Old 30th May 2012, 10:58 AM   #19
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Originally Posted by Ryokan View Post
Sounds like an American version of the Eurabia conspiracy theory.
That Eurabia thing a sad delusion, it will pass its the new anti semitism, I just hope it does not take a war to do it..
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Sounds like an American version of the Eurabia conspiracy theory.
That's pretty much the undercurrent of all this, surfacing with these anti-sharia laws popping up all over. Along with the anti-chemtrail law in Long Island and other similar nonsense around the US and abroad, it's like there is a conspiracy to drown us all in nonsense.
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Old 30th May 2012, 12:17 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Alareth View Post
There is so much here it's hard to summarize, but I'll try.

The Muslim Brotherhood is going to convert or kill all Christians in Egypt which will somehow cause the Egyptian economy to collapse leading to widespread starvation. Then Obama, a secret Muslim and member of the Brotherhood will use the UN's Agenda 21 to confiscate land in the US for the remaining 76 million Egyptian Muslims to come to America to live on.

These new Muslim enclaves will be governed under Sharia Law

Meanwhile, Obama will be running up the US debt to unsustainable levels and Suadi Arabia will offer to give is $14 trillion on the condition that America surrenders it's Christianity. All the Muslims in the US will rise up and begin terror attacks that law enforcement will be unable to stop because there are too many off them. All the non-muslims will be forced into hiding in fear for their lives.

At least that's what Avi Lipkin claims. He tours churches and synagogues as a speaker claiming that he is married to a Mossad agent who shares secret Israeli intelligence information with him.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conten...ebt-conspiracy
Wouldn't it be persecuted christians coming out of Egpyt?

The guy is nutty as they make 'em.
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Okay, just so I know I got this: Egypt suffers economic collapse so it is then evacuated and the citizenry relocated to the USA?

Does the person behind this "theory" think that an economic collapse renders the land itself uninhabitable?

"No, that is the exclusion zone, someone once wrote a bad check in there so now the land is deadly!"

And where the hell did Saudi Arabia suddenly get $14 trillion? Why would America be forced into such a strange Hobson's Choice by that one country? And how is America bankrupt if it has the industrial capacity to somehow move, house and then arm 76 million Egyptian refugees in such a way that they can beat the already established combined military might of NATO?
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I don't suppose people have thought of, oh I don't know, just getting along nicely?
Now that's just crazy talk!

Didn't the baby Jeebus tell people to "live long and prosper"? Or was that some other mythical dude?
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Wasn't there some commie stuff about Go Fourth multiply and be Equal in the Book of Genesis.....
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Originally Posted by BStrong View Post
Wouldn't it be persecuted christians coming out of Egpyt?


I'd be willing to bet money that this guy doesn't even know that there are Christians in Egypt.
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You missed the part where 76 million Egyptian muslims will move to the US by 2016.
Will they all be doing the walk? Because that would almost make it worth the bother.
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Old 4th June 2012, 04:41 PM   #27
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Crap, we need to start building more houses now!
Screw that. Do you have any idea how much my home's resale value goes up if we don't?
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Old 7th June 2012, 09:07 AM   #28
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Wasn't there some commie stuff about Go Fourth multiply and be Equal in the Book of Genesis.....
I've just bought another book of Genesis, called Genesis, Chapter and verse.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Genesis-Chap...9085123&sr=8-1

.....oh.......you meant the book of genesis in the bible........not a book about Genesis..........

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