It was the Smurfs

Dcdrac · 7th June 2012, 09:48 AM

The Smurfs are to blame for everything.....

it came to me in a blinding moment of revelation everything started going wrong for me...sorry the world when the Smurfs first appeared, not just me the whole world started falling apart...

They are evil, they are insidious and everywhere beware the Smurf under your bed...

Ryokan · 7th June 2012, 09:50 AM

If this is true, then we're all smurfed..

Dcdrac · 7th June 2012, 09:53 AM

The Titanic ws really sunk by a gaint smurf its true its in wikipedi

The Hindenburg blew up becasue a smurf decided ot have a smoke go figure.....

LSSBB · 7th June 2012, 09:58 AM

Good catch, the Smurfs are obviously crafted as part of the Gay agenda, since there is only one Smurfette. And the Blue color is an obvious multicultural slant. How could we have been so blind??? Now it may be too late. Phase 2 was the Teletubbies.

Alareth · 7th June 2012, 10:14 AM

That realization is like a big kick in the smurf

TSR · 7th June 2012, 10:54 AM

Did anyone else ever play the Colecovision Smurf game? An insidious plot to corrupt our youth.

To end the game, one had to jump on a bouncy mushroom and up to a ledge where Smurfette was waiting.

But if you were deft on the controller, you could make the jump, but stay on the mushroom.

In which case after holding her arms out three times for the hug that ended the game, she stripped. I kid you not. Smurf porn.

I still carry the scars...

SpitfireIX · 8th June 2012, 12:03 PM

No, but when I was in college I played a homemade game for the Commodore 64 called Smurf Massacre. About 20 Smurfs would mill around the screen and the player had a choice of four methods of exterminating them. #1 was GI Joe with an automatic weapon. #2 was a mortar (not very effective, as the bombs had a small burst radius and the Smurfs would usually move away from the impact point before they were hit. #3 was a Soviet ZSU-23-4 antiaircraft tank (my personal favorite), and #4 was a nuclear weapon that instantly wiped out all the Smurfs on the screen.

Nyarlathotep · 13th June 2012, 01:01 PM

This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane.

Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them."

(probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory)

Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too.

Multivac · 14th June 2012, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane.

Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them."

(probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory)

Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too.

Are you sure it wasn't a documentary?

Dave Rogers · 14th June 2012, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane.

Sounds like Whoops Apocalypse. I recall the TV series, which had some good moments but also a lot of lame ones. Of course, the original version was probably one of the great lost comedy masterpieces, but once the smurfs in charge of script editing got hold of it...

Dave

Dcdrac · 14th June 2012, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane.

Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them."

(probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory)

Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too.

That was Whoops Apocalypse staring Peter Cook

There was a TV series with the same name a few years before on ITV starring Barry Morse as the prsident of the US

Dcdrac · 14th June 2012, 04:39 AM

In the Tv series the president was called Johnny Cyclops

Careyp74 · 14th June 2012, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by LSSBB

Good catch, the Smurfs are obviously crafted as part of the Gay agenda, since there is only one Smurfette. And the Blue color is an obvious multicultural slant. How could we have been so blind??? Now it may be too late. Phase 2 was the Teletubbies.

Smurfette was created by Gargamel in order to infiltrate the camp. This is to make women seem like they are bad for men. It is Eve all over again.

SpitfireIX · 14th June 2012, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Careyp74

Smurfette was created by Gargamel in order to infiltrate the camp. This is to make women seem like they are bad for men. It is Eve all over again.

You mean they're not?

Nyarlathotep · 14th June 2012, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Dcdrac

That was Whoops Apocalypse staring Peter Cook

There was a TV series with the same name a few years before on ITV starring Barry Morse as the prsident of the US

Yep, that was the one. Funny how I can't remember the name but I can clearly remember the line about "All manner of goblinry". Probably because I use that line all the time myself.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go buy some pixie-spray. They're getting pretty thick in my office.

Woolgatherer · 14th June 2012, 04:40 PM

The Smurfs gave Jesse the pseudo that Walter used to make his first batch of meth. It was all downhill from there...

FenerFan · 14th June 2012, 09:54 PM

I'd smurf that.

7th June 2012, 09:48 AM	#1
Dcdrac Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,672	It was the Smurfs The Smurfs are to blame for everything..... it came to me in a blinding moment of revelation everything started going wrong for me...sorry the world when the Smurfs first appeared, not just me the whole world started falling apart... They are evil, they are insidious and everywhere beware the Smurf under your bed...
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7th June 2012, 10:14 AM	#5
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TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Did anyone else ever play the Colecovision Smurf game? An insidious plot to corrupt our youth. To end the game, one had to jump on a bouncy mushroom and up to a ledge where Smurfette was waiting. But if you were deft on the controller, you could make the jump, but stay on the mushroom. In which case after holding her arms out three times for the hug that ended the game, she stripped. I kid you not. Smurf porn. I still carry the scars...
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8th June 2012, 12:03 PM	#7
SpitfireIX Master Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA Posts: 2,830	No, but when I was in college I played a homemade game for the Commodore 64 called Smurf Massacre. About 20 Smurfs would mill around the screen and the player had a choice of four methods of exterminating them. #1 was GI Joe with an automatic weapon. #2 was a mortar (not very effective, as the bombs had a small burst radius and the Smurfs would usually move away from the impact point before they were hit. #3 was a Soviet ZSU-23-4 antiaircraft tank (my personal favorite), and #4 was a nuclear weapon that instantly wiped out all the Smurfs on the screen.
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13th June 2012, 01:01 PM	#8
Nyarlathotep Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,514	This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane. Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them." (probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory) Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too.
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7th June 2012, 09:50 AM	#2
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Dcdrac Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,672	The Titanic ws really sunk by a gaint smurf its true its in wikipedi The Hindenburg blew up becasue a smurf decided ot have a smoke go figure.....
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7th June 2012, 09:58 AM	#4
LSSBB Devilish Dictionarian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: An elusive house at Bachelor's Grove Cemetery Posts: 4,492	Good catch, the Smurfs are obviously crafted as part of the Gay agenda, since there is only one Smurfette. And the Blue color is an obvious multicultural slant. How could we have been so blind??? Now it may be too late. Phase 2 was the Teletubbies.
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14th June 2012, 02:34 AM	#9
Multivac Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,927	Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane. Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them." (probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory) Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too. Are you sure it wasn't a documentary?

14th June 2012, 02:39 AM	#10
Dave Rogers Bandaged ice that stampedes inexpensively through a scribbled morning waving necessary ankles Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a world lit only by fire. Posts: 17,894	Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane. Sounds like Whoops Apocalypse. I recall the TV series, which had some good moments but also a lot of lame ones. Of course, the original version was probably one of the great lost comedy masterpieces, but once the smurfs in charge of script editing got hold of it... Dave
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14th June 2012, 03:30 AM	#11
Dcdrac Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,672	Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep This thread reminds me of a scene from a movie I saw once. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name, but it was a comedy about the lead up to a nuclear war (Hey, it was the '80s) and part of the plot was that the prime minister of Britian had gone completely insane. Anyway, one of the scenes I always remember had the Prime Minister giving an interview and he began talking about his take on the problem of unemplyment and said, with a very serious and our look on his face, "I was touring a factory the other day and I realized the source of our problems. The problem is fairies. Sprites, nixies, pookas, all manner of goblinry, really. The palce was crawling with them." (probably not an exact quote, I am going from memory) Smurfs are close enough to fall into that category too. That was Whoops Apocalypse staring Peter Cook There was a TV series with the same name a few years before on ITV starring Barry Morse as the prsident of the US
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14th June 2012, 04:39 AM	#12
Dcdrac Illuminator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,672	In the Tv series the president was called Johnny Cyclops
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14th June 2012, 04:56 AM	#13
Careyp74 Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Trevose, PA Posts: 3,407	Originally Posted by LSSBB Good catch, the Smurfs are obviously crafted as part of the Gay agenda, since there is only one Smurfette. And the Blue color is an obvious multicultural slant. How could we have been so blind??? Now it may be too late. Phase 2 was the Teletubbies. Smurfette was created by Gargamel in order to infiltrate the camp. This is to make women seem like they are bad for men. It is Eve all over again.

14th June 2012, 12:38 PM	#14
SpitfireIX Master Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA Posts: 2,830	Originally Posted by Careyp74 Smurfette was created by Gargamel in order to infiltrate the camp. This is to make women seem like they are bad for men. It is Eve all over again. You mean they're not?
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14th June 2012, 12:43 PM	#15
Nyarlathotep Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,514	Originally Posted by Dcdrac That was Whoops Apocalypse staring Peter Cook There was a TV series with the same name a few years before on ITV starring Barry Morse as the prsident of the US Yep, that was the one. Funny how I can't remember the name but I can clearly remember the line about "All manner of goblinry". Probably because I use that line all the time myself. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go buy some pixie-spray. They're getting pretty thick in my office.
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14th June 2012, 04:40 PM	#16
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14th June 2012, 09:54 PM	#17
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