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Old 22nd June 2012, 07:54 PM   #1
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The Bible is the more superior book

I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods. Some of the resemblences are quite remarkable and astounding I must say.

There are differences, but yet at the same time we must not forget a few things.

By the way I think I know another reason why there is little proof of Israelites in Egypt. Look at the egyptian creation accounts of how their god at the time was so different from out God. No contest. Sorry. Our god does not need to think like that. Once a new pharaoh is put a throne, he is vindicated to be put on throne by some sort of new god or something and that would nullify everything for the previous pharaoh. The one mentioned in the bible had his handed to him after his defeat and that would mean a new one took over, and what he did before him was probably so shameful and a great defeat.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. The other accounts in genesis that resemble othe things like the story of Joseph vs say the egyptian tale of two brothers. No contest as the tale of the two brothers begins to lose its luster a little later down the line, and it has been suggested that the story and account of Joseph influenced the tale of two brothers.

And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.

There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's. The bible always goes into great detail about things in its books. the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest. Keep the faith in the last days my friends.
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There are 35 or so responses waiting your attention here

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=238367

Drive by posting, no matter the topic is really frowned upon here
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Old 22nd June 2012, 08:01 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by terryjautry View Post
I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods. Some of the resemblences are quite remarkable and astounding I must say.

There are differences, but yet at the same time we must not forget a few things.

By the way I think I know another reason why there is little proof of Israelites in Egypt. Look at the egyptian creation accounts of how their god at the time was so different from out God. No contest. Sorry. Our god does not need to think like that. Once a new pharaoh is put a throne, he is vindicated to be put on throne by some sort of new god or something and that would nullify everything for the previous pharaoh. The one mentioned in the bible had his handed to him after his defeat and that would mean a new one took over, and what he did before him was probably so shameful and a great defeat.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. The other accounts in genesis that resemble othe things like the story of Joseph vs say the egyptian tale of two brothers. No contest as the tale of the two brothers begins to lose its luster a little later down the line, and it has been suggested that the story and account of Joseph influenced the tale of two brothers.

And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.

There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's. The bible always goes into great detail about things in its books. the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest. Keep the faith in the last days my friends.
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Old 22nd June 2012, 08:07 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by terryjautry View Post
I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods. Some of the resemblences are quite remarkable and astounding I must say.

There are differences, but yet at the same time we must not forget a few things.

By the way I think I know another reason why there is little proof of Israelites in Egypt. Look at the egyptian creation accounts of how their god at the time was so different from out God. No contest. Sorry. Our god does not need to think like that. Once a new pharaoh is put a throne, he is vindicated to be put on throne by some sort of new god or something and that would nullify everything for the previous pharaoh. The one mentioned in the bible had his handed to him after his defeat and that would mean a new one took over, and what he did before him was probably so shameful and a great defeat.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. The other accounts in genesis that resemble othe things like the story of Joseph vs say the egyptian tale of two brothers. No contest as the tale of the two brothers begins to lose its luster a little later down the line, and it has been suggested that the story and account of Joseph influenced the tale of two brothers.

And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.

There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's. The bible always goes into great detail about things in its books. the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest. Keep the faith in the last days my friends.
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There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's.
Oh, I don't know... I think the Norse creation story, with matter spontaneously aggregating in the primeval void, makes at least as much sense as the two contradictory creation stories at the beginning of Genesis.

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...the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God.
(nods sagely) Jį, I know what you mean. Dad and Thor and Heimdall and the rest of the Ęsir and Vanir go to fight Surt and the fire giants in an attempt to save Midgard and its inhabitants, while your god... um... drowns virtually everything on the planet?

Mm. I have a pretty good idea which god has the "issues," and it isn't anyone from My clan.

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Well, first of all, you're not My friend and will probably never be My friend. Secondly, I cannot "keep" what I never possessed and do not want to possess. Finally, I think you've got a frightfully useless belief system there if you're waiting for the "last days" but not doing everything humanly possible to stop them.
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There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's.
Wait. What?
Did you just assert that the Bible creation stories are accurate?

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Have you actually read the Bible?

You don't see Jesus cursing a fig tree for not bearing fruit out of season as crazy?


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I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods. Some of the resemblences are quite remarkable and astounding I must say.

There are differences, but yet at the same time we must not forget a few things.

By the way I think I know another reason why there is little proof of Israelites in Egypt. Look at the egyptian creation accounts of how their god at the time was so different from out God. No contest. Sorry. Our god does not need to think like that. Once a new pharaoh is put a throne, he is vindicated to be put on throne by some sort of new god or something and that would nullify everything for the previous pharaoh. The one mentioned in the bible had his handed to him after his defeat and that would mean a new one took over, and what he did before him was probably so shameful and a great defeat.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. The other accounts in genesis that resemble othe things like the story of Joseph vs say the egyptian tale of two brothers. No contest as the tale of the two brothers begins to lose its luster a little later down the line, and it has been suggested that the story and account of Joseph influenced the tale of two brothers.

And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.

There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's. The bible always goes into great detail about things in its books. the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest. Keep the faith in the last days my friends.

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Don't bother, folks. Obvious hit-and-run poster, with no intent to actually discuss what he says in the OP. Given the pure idiocy of his posts thus far, I'd say this is probably the best strategy he could employ.
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I've come to realize that in order to be a True Bible Believer, it's virtually mandatory to become intellectually dishonest.

There's just no way to reconcile the ridiculous assertions of The Scriptures and a modicum of logic.
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Your bible and your god are a joke, Genesis contains huge errors and goes into no detail, does not even mention evolution. Your god make the impression like he is a bunch of bronze age people, ignorant about almost everything.
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I've always been fond of Egyptian mythology. They had so many stories involving gods acquiring, or attempting to acquire, each other's semen for nefarious purposes. You know they knew how to have a good time. Even the Greek gods only went around having regular sex with mortals and each other; positively vanilla by comparison, even with the bulls and swans and golden showers.
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I have done some extensive research
No, you plainly haven't.
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It seems obvious that terryjauntry either doesn't think his views are worth defending or he sees that he is unable to defend his ideas when exposed to scrutiny.
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It seems obvious that terryjauntry either doesn't think his views are worth defending or he sees that he is unable to defend his ideas when exposed to scrutiny.
Or he doesn't see any of the responses as meriting the status of an attack.
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There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's.
Great joke, keep them coming.
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terryjautry must have everybody on ignore on the duplicate thread. Seeing no responses to that thread, he started a new thread.
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Hi Terryjautry,

Just out of curiosity: how many posts are you supposed to have made on an 'atheist forum' before you are awarded study points on your xtian university course on proselytizing? Doesn't the curriculum say anything about, I don't know, actually engaging in any discussions?

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Don't bother, folks. Obvious hit-and-run poster, with no intent to actually discuss what he says in the OP. Given the pure idiocy of his posts thus far, I'd say this is probably the best strategy he could employ.
Well you won that bet **shakes fist** curse you Wolfman
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I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods. Some of the resemblences are quite remarkable and astounding I must say.

There are differences, but yet at the same time we must not forget a few things.

By the way I think I know another reason why there is little proof of Israelites in Egypt. Look at the egyptian creation accounts of how their god at the time was so different from out God. No contest. Sorry. Our god does not need to think like that. Once a new pharaoh is put a throne, he is vindicated to be put on throne by some sort of new god or something and that would nullify everything for the previous pharaoh. The one mentioned in the bible had his handed to him after his defeat and that would mean a new one took over, and what he did before him was probably so shameful and a great defeat.

Anyway, getting back to what I was saying. The other accounts in genesis that resemble othe things like the story of Joseph vs say the egyptian tale of two brothers. No contest as the tale of the two brothers begins to lose its luster a little later down the line, and it has been suggested that the story and account of Joseph influenced the tale of two brothers.

And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.

There are so many creation stories that it's a shame, but none come to as accurate and absolute as the Bible's. The bible always goes into great detail about things in its books. the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest. Keep the faith in the last days my friends.
Which ten commandments?
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the gods of other religions have some weird things going on and have serious issues and get crazier and crazier, but that is not the case with our God. There just is no contest.
totally true, the God Enlil creates humans out of divine essence and clay, appears in a story about a ziggurat where the human language is confounded into different tongues and later wipes out most of humanity with a great flood
I'm sure you'll agree thats completely crazy
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Please explain the flood story in the Bible and the Epic of Gligamesh.
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Please explain the flood story in the Bible and the Epic of Gligamesh.
In his other thread he mentioned pre-Gilgamesh evidence of the flood, sadly he's not felt the desire to answer that inquiry either
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Hi Terryjautry,

Just out of curiosity: how many posts are you supposed to have made on an 'atheist forum' before you are awarded study points on your xtian university course on proselytizing? Doesn't the curriculum say anything about, I don't know, actually engaging in any discussions?

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Please explain the flood story in the Bible and the Epic of Gligamesh.
That's what Marduk asked for. Notice neither got an answer..............................Say, anybody smell troll farts around here?
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I have done some extensive research on how people like to say that our bible is a copy of ancient religious texts and stories from those time periods.....


...And then there are the 10 commandments that some say are a copy from the Egyptian book of the dead.

I can see why they may think that but, the 10 commandments appear to be more absolute and make more sense and are just 10 basic things set in order, not tons of them from the book of the dead. Moses would have been out of his mind trying to remember every single thing from that book and I doubt he even read the book of the dead.
There are actually 14 commandments in Exodus 20:2-17 . Put Genesis and Exodus together, and it can be argued that there are 635 commanments, more than enough to put Moses in a spin. You should research your own Bible more thoroughly before posting on here and showing your limitations.

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Wait. What?
Did you just assert that the Bible creation stories are accurate?



Have you actually read the Bible?

You don't see Jesus cursing a fig tree for not bearing fruit out of season as crazy?


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I wonder if this is some creationtard's homework to go post in a skeptic community and show how brilliant he was to the other addle minded fools?
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Just out of curiosity: how many posts are you supposed to have made on an 'atheist forum' before you are awarded study points on your xtian university course on proselytizing? Doesn't the curriculum say anything about, I don't know, actually engaging in any discussions?
It does: "Too dangerous."
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I wonder if this is some creationtard's homework to go post in a skeptic community and show how brilliant he was to the other addle minded fools?
I sometimes suspect the point of these exercises is to get inflammatory quotes from atheists for to show the "faithful" how evil we are and what a threat we pose to civilization.
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Old 25th June 2012, 08:36 AM   #34
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Old 25th June 2012, 08:40 AM   #35
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Hmm. So, which book is less superior?
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Old 25th June 2012, 08:45 AM   #36
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I'm sure I'll get that proof any day now....
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Old 25th June 2012, 09:20 AM   #37
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Old 25th June 2012, 09:23 AM   #38
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Originally Posted by Craig4 View Post
I sometimes suspect the point of these exercises is to get inflammatory quotes from atheists for to show the "faithful" how evil we are and what a threat we pose to civilization.
It is mere speculation on my part, but I suspect a second reason is that these intellectually-frightened Christians can point at the Beatitudes and sanctimoniously say "ohhh, I am being persecuted for my belief in Jesus, therefore I am blessed."
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Old 25th June 2012, 09:33 AM   #39
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Wait. What?
Did you just assert that the Bible creation stories are accurate?

Oh, yes!

Compare the first chapter of Genesis to the corresponding chapter in another printing of the same translation. EXACT MATCH!
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Old 25th June 2012, 09:34 AM   #40
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It is mere speculation on my part, but I suspect a second reason is that these intellectually-frightened Christians can point at the Beatitudes and sanctimoniously say "ohhh, I am being persecuted for my belief in Jesus, therefore I am blessed."
Plus you get that wonderful crown of martyrdom without the messy business of dying.
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